03x03 - The Pizza Problem/The Pizza Pirate Problem

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peg + Cat". Aired: October 7, 2013 - April 23, 2018.*
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Peg and her sidekick, Cat, as they encounter unexpected challenges that require arithmetic and problem-solving skills.
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03x03 - The Pizza Problem/The Pizza Pirate Problem

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♪♪ One, two.
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah come on let's go ♪

- ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey, what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa! What comes next? ♪

- ♪ Uh, ten?
- Ten ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪

- The...
- Like...

- Pizza problem...
- And stuff.

(stomach growling)
- Down, boy.

♪♪♪

- Mama Mia !
What a day.

The perfect day
for pizza

at Peg's Pizza Place.

- Where all employees
must wash their paws

before returning
to work.

- I'm Peg, this is Cat
and we are open

for cheesy, saucy business.

- Oh look!
Our first customers.

- And our coolest customers,

the teens!

- Hi teens.
- Hi preteen.

- What can we get
you today?

- I think we'll share
a pie.

(stomach growling)
And by we, I mean me and him.

- I'll have
one whole pie, too.

I'm famished, hello!
- Hello!

- And I just want, like,
half a pie.

- What a pie?
- Half a pie.

- Oh, half a pie.

- Half a pie,
riiight!

- Half a pie,
why didn't you say so?

- I do love
half a pie.

- Who doesn't love
half a pie?

Be right back
with your orders.

What in the world
is a half a pie?

- Ah, what's "halfa"?
Some kind of Greek cheese?

- Why can't Mora order
a whole pie

like every other teen
on earth?

How can we make
a half a pizza

when we don't even know
what a half is?

(gasps)
This is a big problem!

- Ahem.
- I think we can explain.

- ♪♪ Here we have a pizza,
one whole pizza ♪

♪ Ain't she a sight
for sore eyes ♪

- ♪ Now what we're gonna do,
is cut it into two ♪

♪ Two parts
of equal size ♪

- ♪ That's a half
- Oh, neat ♪

- ♪ And that's a half
- Let's eat ♪

- ♪ No, exercise
a little self-control ♪

♪ And always remember
- Never forget ♪

- ♪ There are two halves
in every whole ♪♪

- Got it. So when you cut
something in half,

you make it
into two equal parts.

- Uh, yes. As my colleague
and I just sang...

- ♪ There are two halves
in every whole ♪

Yeah!

- I get it.

- I don't.
But I'm a cat, so...

- Just think of it like
circles and semi circles, Cat.

Jesse and Tessa want
one, two whole pies.

And Mora wants
one half pie.

- So a semi-circle is
a half a circle?

- You got it.
Now serve those teens.

- ♪ Problem solved!
The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem,
Problem solved ♪

- Awesome singing.
- Awesome service.

- Awesome sauce.
Literally.

- Glad you like it.

Can we get you
anything else, the teens?

- Actually, today is
my cousin's BFF's half birthday.

- That means she's turning
and a half years old.

Hello!
- So could you guys, like,

keep singing and dancing
to help us celebrate

this special day?
- Well, why not?

- Well it's not every day
some random person

turns and a half.
- Here goes nothing.

♪ Skee-bop-a-loo-wop,
ska-dee-a-doo-wah ♪

♪ Apparently
we're singing jazz ♪

♪ Ska-ding and a dancing
- Interpretively prancing ♪

- ♪ To some mizzy izzy
modern jazz ♪

- Oh, ho ho!

- Wait a minute.
Where's this jazz music

coming from?
- From there.

- Where?
- Bear!

- Hey three bears.
- Hey, one Peg and one Cat.

- What brings you here?

- We were feelin' empty inside.
- And it wasn't the blues.

- Ya dig?
- Uh, for treasure on occasion.

- What we're sayin' is,
we're hungry for some

of your Peg-a-licious pizza.
Hyeah!

- Pizza? Of course.
What can we get you?

- Hey Peg and Cat,
what gives?

- I thought you were, like,
entertaining us?

- Or do you
suddenly not care

about my cousin's BFF's
th and a half birthday?

(gasps)
- Oh no!

How are we supposed
to serve the three bears

and entertain
the teens?

This is
a really big problem!

♪♪♪

- Yes! That's it, Cat.
- Huh?

- You can entertain the teens
with your dancing

while I serve
the three bears.

- Sounds good,
Daddy-O.

- ♪♪ I want one whole pizza,
yessiree ♪

- ♪ Mmm, that sounds good.
The same for me ♪

- ♪ Me too, Peg.
- So that makes three ♪

- ♪ Plus another half,
oh yeah ♪

- ♪ So that's one, two, three
pizzas and one half pizza ♪

- ♪ You got it?
- I got go it ♪

- ♪ Then go on
and get it ♪♪

- Now Peg, you see,
we want some entertainment

with our pizza.

- Just like those teens
are getting.

- This is actually, whew,
easier than it looks.

But not much.

- Well I guess
fair is fair.

Here's some entertainment
for you guys.

♪ Pizza's served.
Your pizza is served ♪

♪ I served your pizza,
Pizza's-- ♪

Hey, where's that
piano music coming from?

(playing Beethoven's fifth)
- From ze depths of my soul.

- And my bottom.

- Look! Beethoven!

- And Zebra Guy.

- Ya, vee heard
about ze delicious pizza

and nonstop entertainment.

- Yeah, uh!
The teens texted us.

- And vee vant a piece
of ze action.

- And the pizza!
♪ So, so come on over ♪

♪ And take our order
while I do my new dance ♪

♪ The zebra hindquarter ♪

- Um, Cat, why'd you stop
dancing for us?

- I'm sooo not being
entertained right now.

- Neither are we, Peg.
- Cat, we're only two of us.

How are we going to dance
for the teens,

sing for the bears,
and take Zebra Guy

and Beethoven's orders?
We need help!

- We'll do what we can.
- Mac and Ramone!

If you take their orders,
we'll get entertaining.

- What can we get
for you gentlemen?

- I'll take
one half pizza.

- Und I vill take
ze other half.

- So that's
one whole pizza between yas.

- It is?
- Yep. Since...

- ♪ There are two halves
in every whole ♪

- Oh.
- I did not know zat.

Can vee get
our pizzas now?

- This is going great!

And after our customers
finish their pizza,

we can take a nice,
relaxing break.

- We want seconds!
- Or... not.

- OK, so now you want
- One half pie for us.

- Half pie for us, too.
- Another half pie for me.

- Pft, you all
vis your halves.

I vant a whole pie
is vat I vant.

- OK, so we've got
one, two, three, four orders.

Let's turn 'em
into pizza.

Friends, we've all
worked hard today.

Faced with some
of the coolest customers around,

we've stuffed them full
of cheese, sauce

and modern dance.
- Ha-cha!

- Now let's serve
these last four orders and--

- Uh, sorry to interrupt this
beautiful motivational moment

but eh...
- We're almost out

of ingredients.
We only have enough

for two and a half
more pizzas.

- Two and half pizzas?

But we've gotta fill
four orders!

Anyone mind if I take
a moment to totally freak out?

- Nope.
- Go for it.

- It's your restaurant.
- Thanks.

Ah!

How's everybody doing?
- Good!

- We'll be right
with you.

Ah!

(sighs)
That's better.

But I'm still
totally freaking out.

(whistle blows)

- Cat's right,
you should count backwards

from five to calm down.
- Yeah, that would be good.

- Five, four,

three, two,

one!

That's it! You amazing
pizza-starved Cat.

- Hm?
- You've got half a pizza

and just like Mac and Ramone
taught us... Um, guys?

- Uh... Oh right!
The thing.

- ♪ There are two halves
in every whole ♪

- Right. And even though
we have four orders,

some of those orders
are just half pizzas.

So maybe we do have enough
pizza. Let's see.

The teens ordered one half pie
and so did the bears

and Zebra Guy.
Beethoven ordered one whole pie.

And look!
All together they only ordered

one, two,
two and half pizzas.

- The exact amount
they could make!

- Woo hoo!
- Alright!

- Truly, this is
a joyous day.

- Uh... you can
keep it.

- By knowing about
halves and wholes,

we filled
everybody's orders.

- Math keeps
your customers satisfied.

- And so...

♪ Problem solved.
The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem,
So everything is awesome ♪

♪ Problem solved ♪

- ♪♪ There's all kinds of pizza
at our pizza place ♪

- ♪ And you can have it
any way that you want ♪

- ♪ So savour the best
in flavour and zest ♪

- ♪ At our estimable
restaurant ♪

- ♪ You can bebop a ska
with a shimmy and ka ♪

- ♪ Shake your bottom
- Text
- Or sing ♪

♪ But if you aren't in the mood
For a whole lot of food ♪

♪ There's no need
to eat the whole thing ♪

- ♪ We can cut it in half ♪
- Huh?

♪ We can cut it in half ♪
- Oh!

- ♪ It isn't very difficult
to do ♪

- ♪ Our competent staff ♪

- ♪ We'll slice it
in half ♪

- ♪ So you can have your pie
and eat it, too ♪

- You know Peg it isn't just
circle shaped stuff

you can cut in half.
It works with anything.

- Really? Like what?
- Check it out.

- ♪ Dispensers
for spices ♪

- ♪ Handheld devices ♪

- ♪ This puffy white hat
of Ramone's. Hiya ♪

- ♪ Apples and pears ♪
- ♪ Tables und chairs ♪

- ♪ Even our saxophones ♪

- Whoa. Did we really just
cut all that stuff in half?

- I guess vee got caught up
in ze moment.

- Oh well. I needed
a new saxophone anyway.

- Maybe let's just
stick to pizza.

- Oh yeah!

- ♪ We can cut
it in half ♪

- ♪ We can cut
it in half ♪

- ♪ It isn't very difficult
to do ♪

- ♪ Our competent staff ♪

- ♪ We'll slice
it in half ♪

- ♪ So you can have
your pie ♪

- ♪ You can have
your pie ♪

- ♪ You can have your pie
and eat it, too ♪

- ♪ And there are two halves
in every whole ♪♪

♪♪♪

- So there are two halves
in every whole?

- Yep.

- So I've got
two half Cats in me.

- And I've got
two half Pegs in me.

- It's like
in our theme song,

"We are two,
halves a na na na"

- Yep! Ha! Ha!
- Ah! Ha! Ha!

- ♪♪ We're splashing
in the bathroom
- In the♪

- ♪♪ One, two.
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah come on let's go ♪

- ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey, what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa! What comes next? ♪

- ♪ Uh, ten?
- Ten ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪

- Arr!
(seagull squaking)

- Ah! Another
beautiful day.

Who wouldn't want pizza
on a day like this?

- Nobody.
- That's right.

At Peg's Pizza Place,
business is booming.

In fact,
we're so busy,

we haven't gotten
to eat lunch yet.

- Pizza, pizza everywhere
and not a slice for us.

- Peg, Cat,
pizza emergency!

- Our friend Richard's
helping out.

- Hi everyone.
Oh, can I talk to them?

Or is it just you?
- It's cool.

- He, he, he.
Good to see you again.

(beeping)
- Ramone! Mac!
What's the emergency.

- We've gotta make a delivery
to some big customers.

- Huge.

- Giant.
- [Peg, our favourite]

[little human.]
- [Say Peg, could we get]

[a pizza with ten blueberries?]
- Coming right up!

- Up the beanstalk,
that is.

- One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten,
eleven blueberries!

That's just a little bit
too many berries, Cat.

- I'm berry, berry sorry.
(Badum tss)

- That's OK. When you want
to go just a little bit lower,

you can take away one.

Eleven take away one
is ten!

It's just like
counting backwards.

- [Oh Peg, we forgot how small
the pizzas are down there.]

[Instead of one, can we get
eleven? OK thanks, bye bye!]

- Eleven pizzas?

We're too busy
to make eleven pizzas.

This is
a big problem!

- I can help.
- You can?

- You can?
- Is that so surprising?

- No, no, no.
How can you help, Richard?

- The ten tool!
- Whoa.

- ♪ Just point it at something,
push the button ♪

♪ then ka-zap!
It adds ten ♪

- Whoa.
It added ten more pizzas.

Amazing!

Now we have one plus ten
is eleven pies.

- It worked,
Yay Richard!

- And so...

♪ Problem solved.
The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem,
Problem solved ♪

- Almost there...

♪♪ Pizza pirates are we ♪

♪ And ahoy!
Some pizza we see ♪

♪ Take away one,
take away one ♪

♪ We'll take one pizza
and flee ♪

- Squawk!
- Why do the pirates

want to take our pizza?
- I don't know,

but they do
and that's a really big problem!

Come on, Cat.
We've got to hurry.

(bell tolling)
- We'll be back. Squawk!

- Thanks, you two.
- Can we offer you a slice?

- Whoa!
- Thanks, but it wouldn't

be fair if we ate
without Ramone and Mac.

Right, Cat?
- Not fair at all.

(beeping)
- Peg! Oh Peg,
it's another pizza emergency.

- Triceratops?
- [We could really use]

[ of your pizzas here
in prehistory.]

- pizzas!
What's the occasion?

- [Rah! Rah!]
- [A very hungry baby T-Rex.]

- You really let a baby
push you around like that?

- [It's a modern approach
to parenting.]

- Oh ho ho, yeesh.
- [Also, he could
totally eat us.]

- Oh boy.
- We'll be right there.

- How are we gonna make
pizzas?

- With Richard's
ten tool.

- I feel so useful.

- May I?
We'll take this one pizza

and keep adding ten
until we have pizzas.

, ,

, ,

, .

- Something about those numbers
looks familiar.

- Ha! Ha! That's right, Cat.
As we add ten at a time,

the beginning
of the number goes

One, two, three
four, five.

Just like
when you're counting by ones.

- And the end
of the number stays the same.

, , , , .

- Uh, oh. It's running low
on batteries

and I don't have
the charger.

- I sure hope that doesn't
end up causing any trouble

in the near future,
or whatnot.

- Let's get
these pizza pies

to the pie pod!

Blast off!

The prehistoric valley.

But where are
the dinosaurs?

- I don't see dinosaurs.
- ♪ Pizza pirates are we ♪

- But I hear pirates!
- ♪ And ahoy! Some
pizza we see ♪

♪ Take away one,
take away one ♪

♪ We'll take one pizza
and flee ♪

- We've gotta get these pizzas
to the dinosaurs

before the pirates
take one away.

- Arrrr!

- Watch out
for the plants!

- I know.

(squawking)

- The dinosaurs!
- How are we gonna
deliver the pizzas

without the pirates
taking one away?

- Like this.

- We'll be back. Awk!
(burp)

- Thanks. Horn!
- Richard, nice move.

- I do what I can.
Can I say that?

Or just Ramone?
- [It's cool.]

- Looks like
the lunch rush is over.

- Speaking of lunch,
I'm really hungry.

- Me too.
- Me three.

- Totally starving.
- Same here.

Let's all sit down
and have some lunch.

- We happen to have
exactly one pie left.

(beeping)
- Ugh!

- Oh come on.
- Give me a break.
- Are we ever gonna get to eat?

- Queen Cleopatra!

- [A thousand greetings
from ancient Egypt.]

- Great to see ya,
Clea.

(whinnying)
You too, epidermis.

What can we get you?
- [ pizzas.]

[Not . Not . .
Cleopatra out.]

- Here we go!
, ,

, , ,

, --

(beeping)
- It's running out of batteries!

(gasp)
- We need ,

that starts with seven,
not six.

- Ten tool,
don't fail us now.

- Yes!
- Wee hoo!

- And... it's out
of batteries.

- To the pie pod!

- ♪ Pizza pirates are we,
And ahoy! Some pizza we see ♪

- The pizza pirates!

- ♪ Take away one,
take away one ♪

♪ We'll take one pizza
and flee ♪

- Let's hurry.

(jingle bells)
- Hey, Santa!

- Merry Pizza!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

(classical music)
- Ludvic von Beethoven.

- Oh! Peg und Cat.

- Did you see
which way they went?

Arr you lyin'?

- No, I'm tiger.

- We're almost
at ancient Egypt, Peg.

- Great. I can't wait
to deliver these pies

to Cleo
and get back home.

- Um, Peg?

It says here we have pies
on board the ship.

- Oh right, because we had
and added ten.

That makes alright.

- But didn't
Cleopatra say something

about wanting
exactly pies?

- Oh yeah.
She said...

(in Cleopatra's voice):
"Not . Not . ."

- Whoa.

- How do we get
from pizzas to ?

I have no idea and I can't
disappoint the queen.

I am totally
freaking out.

(whistle blow)
Cat's right.

I should count backwards
from to calm down.

- [Do it quick, the pizza
pirates are closing in.]

(bells tolling)
♪ Take away one, take away one ♪

♪ We'll take one pizza
and flee ♪

- Five, four,

three, two, one.

That's it! You amazing,
hungry Cat.

- Huh?
- You took away one blueberry.

- I don't get it.
- [He what?]

- When we needed to make
the number of blueberries

on the giant's pizza
just a little bit lower,

we took away one
to get from eleven to ten.

So we can take away one pizza

to get from
to pizzas, too.

- I see Cleopatra.

- We can't reach the pizzas
from inside the ship.

How will
we take away one?

- That shouldn't
be a problem.

(bells tolling)
- Arr!

- Wait, this is pizzas.

I specifically ordered .

- ♪ Take away one,
take away one ♪

♪ We'll take one pizza
and flee ♪

- Thanks, Clee.
Awk!

- That was strange,
but it solves the problem.

Dig in!
(whinnying)

- Because we knew
about taking away one,

we were able
to make all our deliveries.

- When trouble calls,
math delivers.

- And so...

- ♪ Problem solved!
The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem
And now I'm really hungry ♪

♪ Problem solved ♪
(growling)

- Oh no!
We never ate lunch

and we're out
of ingredients.

- And the ten tool's out
of batteries.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
- Delivery, awk!

- Pirates, isn't that the pizza
you took from Cleopatra?

- Right, right,
but it's for you, isn't it?

- You've been working hard
- And not eating enough.

- We wanted to make sure you
saved some pizza for yourselves.

- That was nice of you, Pirates,
but it's never OK to steal.

- Even to help
your friends.

- You mean--
- We didn't do right, then?

- We're so sorry, Peg.
- Wah!

- It's OK,
we forgive you.

- Y-- ye do?
- Uh huh.

Now let's all share
this pizza.

There's ten of us
- And ten slices.

♪♪♪

- ♪♪ We've got some pizza
and some friends ♪

♪ Who all deserve
a slice ♪

- ♪ Am I wrong or is this song
a math teaching device ♪

- ♪ There's ten of us
and ten of them ♪

♪ So here's what
can be done ♪

♪ Everybody step right up
and take away ♪

- ♪ Ten
- Take away one is ♪

- ♪ Nine
- Take away one is ♪

- ♪ Eight
- This is really pretty fun ♪

- Meh.
- Yum!

- ♪ You can get from
- Seven to six ♪

- ♪ And do it really quick
- When you take away one ♪

- ♪ It isn't just for pizza ♪

♪ No, it works with anything
- Blue balloons ♪

- ♪ Gold doubloons
- The rubies in a ring ♪

- ♪ And whether
you're divvying up a pie ♪

- ♪ Or tryin'
to unstack birds ♪

- ♪ Taking one away
is really ♪

♪ Just like
counting backwards ♪

- ♪ Five
- Take away one is ♪

- ♪ Four
- Take away one is ♪

- ♪ Three
- And we're almost done ♪

- Yes!
- ♪ Now we're down to two ♪

- ♪ The last one is
for you ♪

- ♪ Don't mind
if I do ♪

- ♪ Take away one ♪♪

- You were really good
at doing Cleopatra's voice.

- Thanks.
- Can you do Mac's?

- (in Mac's voice):
I don't know, can I?

(gasps)
- Ramone's?

- (in Ramone's voice):
I'll do what I can.
- No way! Beethoven's.

- (in Beethoven's voice): Ya!
- A pirate's.

- (in a pirate's voice): Arr!
- The pig's.

- (in the pig's voice):
Triangles!

- Mine?
- (in Cat's voice): Ha! Ha! Ha!

- Ah! Ha! Ha!
That was gold. That was good.

- Ha! Oh yeah!
- I don't sound like that. Do I?

Why didn't anybody tell me
I sound like that.
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