03x04 - The Potty Problem/The Butter Problem

[bunniefuu]

♪

- ♪♪ One, two!
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One two three!
- Yeah c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four five six!
- Hey what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine!
- Woah! What comes next ♪

-♪ Uh, ten?
- Ten ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
- Woo hoo!

- La-dee da!

- Mm! The Potty Proem!

- Doo-dee doo!
- La-dee dee!

♪♪♪

(laughter)

- It's a really giggly day
in the neighborhood.

- Hold still!
- So cute!

- I'm Peg, this is Cat, and
those are the Neighbor Ladies,

squealing with glee,
(laughter)

Because somebody came to visit
them for a whole week--

- Ooh!
- Space Creature Big Mouth!

- Bello!

- Big Mouth loves
little yellow things.

And the Neighbor Ladies love
giving him little yellow things!

♪♪♪

- ♪♪ It's a lovely day
- It's a lovely day ♪

- ♪ Since our friend has
come to play ♪

♪ Song is everywhere ♪
- Ha! Ha!

- ♪ Joy is in the air ♪♪

- Something besides joy
is in the air!

- A stinky smell!

- Coming from a stinky thing!

- Who went potty on my carpet?!
(gasps)

- We've got a BIG PROBLEM!

- There's five of us
in the room. So to figure out

who did it, let's ask everyone
one at a time!

Was it you, Connie?
- No!

- Viv?
- No!

- Cat?
- No.

- Hm. I know I didn't do it.

So that just leaves...Big Mouth?
- Hm?

- Did you go potty
on the carpet?

- Oh! Plippy plop plippa?

Rup!

- You can't go potty
on my carpet, Big Mouth!

- The bathroom down the hall
is where you go.

- Bo-kay!

- The carpet is all clean!

- And Big Mouth knows
where to go!

- And so...
- ♪ Problem solved ♪

♪ The problem is-- ♪
- Oooh!

(sniffing)
- Again?!

- Why didn't you go
to the bathroom?

- He can't help it!
- Mm, mm.

- On his planet he just goes
wherever he feels like it.

- Mm hmm!
- But on this planet,

where you make potty
is a really big deal.

- It's huge with us.
- I've been really looking

forward to your visit.
But if you can't control

where you go potty, you just
can't stay with me...

- Or me!

- WAAAAAAA!
- WAAAAA!

- Big Mouth and the Neighbor
Ladies have a REALLY BIG--

- PROBLEM!
- GROBLEM!

- But we can solve it
with potty training!

- Rotty raining?

- Don't worry, Big Mouth.
Learning how to go on the potty

is a problem everybody faces,
and everybody solves.

- Rrrr.
- Peg had that problem herself

a few years ago!
Ha! Ha!

- She was one stinky toddler!
- Ha! Ha! Ha!

- But I'm not stinky now,
- (Big Mouth): Mm mm.

- 'Cause of six steps
I'm about to tell you.

I'll write the steps, too.
Since writing things down

is a great way
to keep them in order!

There are six steps
for goin' on the potty!

- ♪♪ FIRST! ♪

- ♪ Listen to your body! If your
body's sayin' you gotta go ♪

- ♪ You gotta go ♪

- ♪ SECOND!
- Head to the potty, yo ♪

- If nothing comes,
it's all great! 'Cause the...

- ♪ THIRD!
- Step is wait ♪

♪ When it comes
- FOURTH ♪

- ♪ Wipe!
- FIFTH ♪

- ♪ Flush it away! Then
- SIXTH ♪

- ♪ Wash your hands
and shout hooray ♪

♪ I'm the king of the potty!

A potty makin' machine ♪

♪ I can go where I go ♪

♪ and be totally clean! ♪

♪ I'm the bathroom champ!
Check out me ♪

♪ Total toilet royalty ♪

♪ Everybody, near and far ♪

♪ I'm a potty superstar! ♪

- ♪ Excuse me,
Miss Potty Queen ♪

♪ What does listen
to your body mean ♪

- ♪ Pay attention
to what you feel ♪

♪ What your body's trying
to reveal ♪

- ♪ My back is saying
it's a little bit sore ♪

- ♪ My tummy's saying "Please!
One piece o' cheese more?!" ♪

- ♪ So you see big guy?
There's nothing to it ♪

- ♪ Try it yourself!
- See if you can do it ♪

- ♪ FIRST
- Listen to your body ♪

♪ What's it saying to you? ♪

- Ruh-roohh!

- ♪ Sounds like it's time
for step two ♪

- ♪ Better get moving!
And don't be slow ♪

- ♪ Cause the SECOND step's
Head to the potty, yo ♪

- What is taking so long?

- ♪ Don't sweat it!
- Chill ♪

- ♪ You're doin' great!
Cause the--
- THIRD ♪

- ♪ Step is wait ♪♪

(sound of ticking clock)
- RRRRRRRR!

- Big Mouth doesn't
like waiting...

- We could help him relax
by singing...

- The Boomy Boom song!
- (Big Mouth): Hmm!

- How's it go again?
- I can never remember

the pattern...
- Sattern?

- A pattern's something
that repeats over and over

in the same order.

- Three boomies then one boom?

- Two boomies then two booms?

- Oo oo oo! Its...

♪ Boomy boomy boomy boom boom ♪
Oh yeah!

- Yes! Three boomies
then two booms!

I'll write down three
then two on this piece

of toilet paper
so we'll remember.

♪♪♪

- ♪ Boomy boomy boomy
boom boom ♪

- ♪ Boomy boomy boomy
boom boom ♪

- Goom!

- All right!
- Woo hoo!

- He went in the potty!
- ♪♪ Since it came ♪

- ♪ FOURTH
- Wipe ♪

- ♪ FIFTH!
- Flush it away ♪

- ♪ Then ...
- SIXTH ♪

- ♪ Wash your hands!
- And shout hooray ♪

- ♪ He's the king
of the potty ♪

- ♪ A potty makin' machine ♪
- Ruh-rooh

- ♪ He can go where he goes ♪

♪ And be totally clean ♪

- Uh ooooh!

- ♪ Let's head to the store
to get the big fellow ♪

- ♪ More yummy treats...
- That are little and yellow ♪♪

- Plippy plop plippa.

- Uh, somebody has to go again!

- Not in the car!

- Is this the button that
unlocks all the doors?

- There's no reason to panic.

- You pushed
the safety-lock button

that LOCKS all the doors!

- Reason to panic!
- RRRRRR!

- Hold it in, Big Guy
- The instructions for undoing

the safety lock say....

- To unlock the car,
do three steps in order.

Just like Big Mouth had
to follow six steps

in order to go on the potty.

- What steps do we do?

- First press the green button,

second red, third yellow.

- Red yellow green!

- Ah!
(car alarm sounds)

- You got the colors
in the wrong order.

- First green. Second red.

Third yellow.
- Green, red, yellow!

(click)

- Now do those six steps
for going on the potty!

♪♪♪

- ♪♪ FIRST!
- Listen to your body ♪

- He's already done that step!

- ♪ His body's saying
he's gotta go ♪

- ♪ So
- SECOND ♪

- ♪ Head to the potty, yo ♪
- Which he has already done.

- ♪ The--
- THIRD ♪

- ♪ step's wait!
- So wait he will ♪

- ♪ He's waiting
- We're waiting ♪

- ♪ And waiting still ♪♪

- Goomy goom!
- He wants the Boomy Boom song!

- Everybody sing four boomies
and three booms!

- Isn't it two boomies...
- And one hundred booms?

- We wrote down...
- The numbers?

- Of boomies and booms?
- On a piece of...

- Toilet paper!
- That I gave--

- Big Mouth?
- When he was--

- Wiping?
- So it's flushed

- Down the--
- Toilet.

- We'll never get him to relax!
- He won't go on the potty!

- He won't be able
to stay with us!

- We are TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

(Cat blows a whistle.)

- Cat and Big Mouth are right.
We should count backwards

from five and calm down.

- Five, four

three, two--

- REE ROOO!

- Three two! That's it, you
amazing genius space creature!

- Ree roo!

- Those are the numbers
we wrote down!

- ♪ One two three one two ♪

- ♪ Boomy boomy boomy
boom boom ♪

- ♪ Boomy boomy boomy
boom boom ♪

- Goom!
- We boomied right out

of the bathroom!
- We better boomy back!

- WAIT! Big Mouth listened
to his body all by himself

and hurried to the potty
all by himself.

And sat and waited...
- He did the first three steps

for going on the potty
just fine!

- I think he can take it
from here!

- You mean--
- Uh huh!

- Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

- Because we know how
to remember steps in order,

Big Mouth is potty trained!

- Math can make you master
of the bathroom!

- And so...

♪♪ Problem solved!
- The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem!
- Beverything is rawsome ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪♪

- He went in the potty again!

- How's he doing
with the rest of the steps?

- ♪♪ Well... He
- FOURTH
- Wiped ♪

- ♪ Then
- FIFTH
- Flushed it away ♪

- ♪ Now he'll
- SIXTH
- Wash his hands♪

- ♪ And shout
- Hooray!
- You're the king of the potty ♪

- ♪ Yes!
A potty making machine ♪

- ♪ You can go where you go ♪

♪ And be totally clean ♪
- Rotally!

- ♪ We can take
you to a restaurant ♪

♪ a lake, or a mall
- And know there'll be ♪

♪ no messy-mess at all ♪

- ♪ We can go to a concert,
a circus, a play ♪

- ♪ Will we smell
stinky-winky? ♪

- ♪ Not with this guy!
- No way ♪

- ♪ You can go for a ride
in a boat ♪

- ♪ In a bus!
- You can go any place ♪

♪ In this whole town with us!
- You can go anywhere ♪

♪ Near or far!
- 'Cause you're a potty ♪

- ♪ Rime a rotty!
- Super ♪

- ♪ Booper
- Star! ♪♪

- A Booper Jar!

- So do you think Big Mouth
will become really neat

and polite like
the Neighbor Ladies?

- Or maybe they'll become
more like him--

- Oh Peg!
We're taking you shopping

to replace that ghastly dress!

- So they each
changed a little bit!

- Yeah, I guess so!

- ♪♪ We'r♪

- ♪♪ One, two!
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One two three!
- Yeah c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four five six!
- Hey what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine!
- Woah! What comes next ♪

-♪ Uh, ten?
- Ten ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
- Woo hoo!

- The Butter Problem!
- Moo?

- Oink?

(country music)

- The farm!
Known for its corn, wheat,

the occasional rutabaga.

But today the farm
is all about...

- Butter!

- I'm Peg, this is Cat,
and we're here on the farm

for the All Valley
Butter Sculpting Contest!

- Butter!
- That's right,

we'll be making sculptures,
not out of clay or blocks,

but out of--
- Butter? Really?!

- Don't worry, Cat.
The Farmer's going to show us

everything we need to know
about molding butter,

so we can be better butter
sculpting champions!

- It doesn't get
any butter than that!

Ha! Ha!
- Help! Somebody!

- Farmer! What are you
doing up there?

- While I wuz buildin' this
stage for the contest,

I got m'self into a real
predicament.

Now if I move, the whole ding
dang thing's gonna fall apart!

So I need you to bring me
just the right piece

from that pile,
to take m' place up here!

- There are so many pieces
in this pile!

I have no idea
which piece we need.

- Me neither!
- I've never built

a stage before!
I've got a BIG PROBLEM!

- ME TOO!
- Cool yer jets now, Peg.

Yuh know how to put together
puzzles, right?

- We're really good
with puzzles.

But what's that got to do
with building a stage?

- Sometimes you can use what
you know about doin' one thing,

to solve a problem
that involves somethin' else.

- You mean, we can use
our awesome puzzle skills

to find the right piece
to fit the wall!

- Good thinking, Farmer!

- And you thought I was some
goofy ol' chicken chaser.

I got farm smarts. Ow.

- With puzzles, we focus on
the shape of the space

we need to fill.
So here we need to fill

the space the Farmer's in.

- He's shaped ... like this ...

- This has one, two,
three, four lines.

The shape we're looking for
just has one, two.

- Oh.
- This has one, two lines.

- But one line crosses
on top of the other.

We need two lines crossing
in the middle.

- Hm... That's it!
- Huh?

- You found the exact shape
that goes up there! And so...

♪♪ Problem solved ♪

♪ The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem ♪
- Yee-haw-whoa-oh-oh!

- ♪ Problem solved! ♪♪

- Now I can show you two
the secret

to making a prize-winnin'
butter sculpture!

- Butter late than never!

Who's funny?! This guy!

- Butter!
- Yaaa!

- No!

- Phew!

Uh oh.

- I'll have to get right
to work to have it all fixed up

in time for the contest.
So I won't have time

to teach you how
to make butter sculptures.

- But if you can't show us
how to make a butter sculpture

we don't have a chance of
winning the contest!

We've got a REALLY BIG--

- No no no,
ya got no problem at all!

- This here book tells
everything ya need to know

about butter sculpting.

- A book that holds the secrets
to butter sculpting?

This is the coolest thing
since--

- Teenagers!

- G G...
- That means "gotta go".

- MMBAS...

- ..."to make mind-blowingly
awesome sculptures"!

- OODP!

- "...out of dairy products"!

The Teens are going to be
in the butter sculpting contest!

- Ya-ho Peg!
- Did you come to watch us

make mind blowingly awesome
butter sculptures?

- Actually,
Cat and I are going to

make butter sculptures
ourselves!

- Ah, mind-blowingly awesome
ones, in fact!

- You two know how
to make butter sculptures?

- Sure, you start out by, uh ...

milking a cow?

I mean, building a scarecrow...

- One milking a cow sculpture
coming right up.

Just give me one...

make it four,
no five minutes ... There we go.

- This book only shows
how to do farm chores!

- And these butter bricks
are totally frozen!

- Uh, Cat and I just need
a second to, uh--

- Run and hide in shame!
- Totally!

- Ow!
- There's nothing about butter

in this whole book! The farmer
gave us the wrong book!

- Uh, also,
the barn door is stuck.

- How could things possibly
get worse?

- Oink!
- If we had garbage

stuck to our face.
- Oink!

- Poor Hog! You got into
some really sticky stuff!

- It should come right off
with just a little soap--

- Or not.

- I think the farmer's book has
a page about washing a hog...

- Oink?
- This diagram shows

that we need to add two cups
of water to one bar of soap.

- Oh, Hog - a diagram's
a picture that shows you

how to do something.
- Oink.

- ♪♪ Take one bar of soap ♪

♪ Then add first cup,
second cup ♪

- ♪ The soap's nice and bubbly ♪

♪ Gonna scrub you up ♪

- ♪ You'll be clean to the tip
of your nose ♪

♪ Cause we did
what the diagram shows ♪♪

- Oink!
- That means "thank you" in hog.

- Rockin!

- And that means "we're having
an incredible time" in teen.

- They're making stuff with
those great big butter bricks!

And we're stuck
in a barn with a hog.

- Mooooo!

- And a really unhappy Cow!

- Moooooo!
- You gotta go to the bathroom?

- Mooo!
- In all the excitement

about the contest,
the Farmer forgot to milk you!

- MoooOOOoooOOO!

- Uh... The milk isn't coming
out. This cow is broken!

- Hm, the milk will come out
just fine,

according to this diagram.
If we push up, pull down,

push up,
then spin the tray around

to fill up the next bottle.

- All right!
And a one and a two and a...

- ♪♪ Up, down, up, around ♪

- ♪ Up, down, up, around ♪

- ♪ The milk is coming!
- Look how it flows ♪

- ♪ If we do what the ♪

♪ Diagram shows ♪♪

- Happy now, Cow?
- Moooo!

- (the Teens): All right!
(electric guitar sounds)

- Whoa! The Teens made
those butter bricks

into super soft buttery heaps,

perfect to make incredible
enormous sculptures!

- I can't see!
- Now I can't see!

- Oof!
- Woah!

- We're outside!
- And out of control!

- Scarecrow!
- No!

Um, it WAS a scarecrow.

- We better fix it fast,

or the crows'll eat
all the farmer's corn!

- Scary? Huh? Terrifying?

(crows laughing)
Or just funny...

- According to this diagram,
to make a scarecrow,

we should look at the way
the parts of a real farmer

fit together ... and copy that.
- So...

♪♪ The arm goes
on the shoulder ♪

- ♪ And down just a little ♪

- ♪ The head goes way on top ♪

- ♪ Right in the middle ♪

- ♪ Now let's see if
it can scare some crows ♪

♪ Since we've done what the ♪

♪ Diagram shows ♪♪

- Save us from
that horrible monster!

- Hoo-ee! That scarecrow is
one handsome feller!

- So this has
some really nice pictures

but it was kinda totally
the wrong book!

And meanwhile look at
what the teens have been making!

- A giant pizza!

- A giant cell phone!

A giant trapezoid bag?!

- Each butter than the last!

- Ramone's starting
to judge the butter sculptures,

to pick the winner!

- Come on, butter! We gotta
make you into something!

- Anything!
- Now!

- We have no idea
what we're doing!

We just know how
to wash a hog, milk a cow,

and build a scarecrow!
We don't know a single thing

about making butter sculptures!

I am TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

(whistle blows)
- Farmer's right.

I should count backwards
from five to calm down.

- Nope! You should wash the hog.
- I can't wash the hog now!

I need to figure out
how to make a butter sculpture.

- You already know how, Peggy.
Yuh just don't know you know.

- What's he talking about?
- No idea.

- It's like what
I told ya before!

Sometimes you can use what you
know about doin' one thing

to solve a problem
that involves somethin' else.

- Like when we fixed the stage
using what we knew

about doing puzzles.
- Oh right...

- You can soften
these butter bricks

by usin' what you know
about hog washin'!

- So we should...

♪♪ Add water to the butter ♪

♪ One cup, then two ♪

- ♪ The butter's nice and soft ♪

- ♪ All right!
- Woo hoo ♪

- ♪ Now milk the Cow ♪
- Now?!

Just when we were starting
to get somewhere...

- No, Cat! The Farmer means we
should use what we know

about milking a cow
to make the butter even better!

- ♪ Up, down, up, around ♪

- ♪ Up, down, up, around ♪

- ♪ Bigger and bigger!
- This really grows ♪

- ♪ You gotta do what the ♪

♪ Diagram shows ♪♪

- Now, build a scarecrow.

- Wait a minute.
You're not saying

we should REALLY build
a scare crow, are you?

- He's saying that
to make a butter sculpture,

we should look
really carefully at the thing

we're trying to copy.
- Hell-O!

- Hell-o-o-O!

- Whoa. You guys really do know
how to make butter sculptures!

- We just didn't know we knew
what we know. No?

- But since we used farming
skills and diagrams,

we're totally set
to sculpt some butter!

- Yes!
- And so...

- ♪♪ Problem solved ♪
- ♪ Yer problem is solved ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem ♪
- ♪ This is gonna be awesome ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪♪

- ♪♪ You know so much
incredible stuff ♪

♪ And yet sometimes
when things get rough ♪

♪ You turn and just run out ♪

♪ What is that all about ♪

- ♪ Your skills are tools
that you can use ♪

♪ Use them
and you'll never lose ♪

♪ It's amazing what you'll do ♪

♪ With the smarts inside
of you ♪

- ♪ You know things
you don't realize ♪

♪ That can sail you up
to the skies ♪

- ♪ To the top
where you're going ♪

♪ When you use
all you're knowing ♪

♪ To the top
in any game or match or test ♪

♪ To the top
you are rising ♪

♪ Dontcha stop
it's surprising ♪

♪ When you look around
and see that ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

- ♪ When trouble's really
on your trail ♪

♪ And you are sure
you're gonna fail ♪

♪ Don't turn around and scat ♪

- ♪ I mean really,
what is that? ♪

- ♪ If you can build with blocks
use that skill ♪

- ♪ If you can dance
then maybe that will ♪

♪ Supply the help you need ♪

- ♪ So you can do the deed ♪

- ♪ You're learning new stuff
every day ♪

♪ That can sail you up
and away ♪

- ♪ To the top
where you're going ♪

♪ When you use
all you're knowing ♪

♪ To the top
soaring over all the rest ♪

♪ To the top
- We are rising ♪

- ♪ To the top
- It's surprising ♪

- ♪ When you look around
And see that-- ♪

- ♪ We're the best!
- You're the best ♪♪

- So now I want to make finger
paintings out of peanut butter.

- I want to make hats out
of whipped cream.

- Bathing suits out of lettuce.

- Electric guitars
out of ice cream.

- What would the strings be?
- Spaghetti.

- That would sound awful.
- Does not!

(electric guitar sounds)
It totally works!

Wah! Wowwww!

- Those spaghetti strings
sound awesome!

- But the ice cream's
melting all over me.

Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Hee! Hee!