04x01 - The Allergy Problem/I Do What I Can: The Musical!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peg + Cat". Aired: October 7, 2013 - April 23, 2018.*
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Peg and her sidekick, Cat, as they encounter unexpected challenges that require arithmetic and problem-solving skills.
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04x01 - The Allergy Problem/I Do What I Can: The Musical!

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- ♪♪ One, two!
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One two three!
- Yeah c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four five six!
- Hey what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine!
- Woah! What comes next ♪

- ♪ Uh oh, ten?
- Ten ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪
- Yeah!

- ♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
- Woo hoo!

- The Allergy--
- ACHOO!

- Problem! Oh!

♪♪♪

- Hi, I'm-- ACHOO!
- Peg.

- And this is-- A-- A-- ACHOO!
- Cat.

- And today I'm-- ACHOO!
- Sneezing like crazy! Oh!

Maybe this four leaf clover
will help. They're good luck.

- Already have one.
But thanks for-- ACHOO!

- Trying?
(phone ringing)

- That might be the doctor
cal-- ACHOO!

- Ling!

- The doctor told Mom I have
an allergy. That means something

makes me sneeze when I'm near
it. And it's probably Cat.

- Oh! So you just need
to stay away

from... cats?!

You're allergic to me?!
- Allergic to my best friend!

- We've got a...
- REALLY BIG--

- A-- ACHOO!

- PROBLEM!

- He's not sure it's cats.
It might be a plant or food,

or something else with fur.
He needs to check me to be sure.

Ah-- Ah-- ACHOO!
- Oh, it's like I make Peg sick!

- In the meantime he said
I should wash up,

to get the fur off of me.

I've been keeping things
in my hat today.

Plus my special marble equals...
things.

Remind me to put them back
in my hat, OK Cat?

Cat?

(blues music)

- ♪♪ I make my best friend feel
yucky! Do do do do do do ♪

♪ Just by being near her!
Do do do do do ♪

♪ I'm feelin' sad and low down ♪

♪ Do do doo do doo do DOO ♪

♪ Now I'm feeling sad
and high up ♪

♪ Do do do do do DOO ♪

♪ And scared ♪

♪ Dooooooo ♪♪

- Cat?
Cat?!

Ramone?
- Hey Peg!

I'm testing my new pebble plane!

The t*nk holds pebbles.

What's wrong?

- I told Cat he might be
what's making me sneeze.

And he ran away from home!
- You're not sneezing.

- I haven't sneezed since
he left. So maybe I am allergic

to him. So what! I want Cat
to stay no matter what!

Not telling him
that was a huge mistake!

- Everybody makes mistakes, Peg.
The key is to learn

from your mistakes
and keep going!

So hop in my pebble plane
and we'll find Cat!

(sniffling)
- Thanks, Ramone.

- I need you to keep an eye
on that pebble meter for me.

A meter measures something.

This one measures how many
pebbles the plane has used.

- It doesn't have any numbers.
- I didn't write them in yet.

For now there's just a line
for every ten pebbles.

- It starts here, with zero.

The bar goes to this line, so
you've used ten pebbles so far.

's way over here!

The t*nk has a lot
of pebbles left.

- Then let's fly!

- ♪♪ I'm looking all
these places ♪

♪ I don't see Cat down there ♪

♪ But thinking back
on things we did ♪

♪ I see him everywhere ♪

♪ Jumpin' in the leaves
Getting stuck in trees ♪

♪ Chasing after chicks
Shakin' it for the bees ♪

♪ A-trippin' over stuff
Falling on his end ♪

♪ Oh I miss my
I miss my friend ♪♪

- How many pebbles
have we used, Peg?

- The meter's gone
from to , , , !

Still plenty left before !

- Then it's full speed ahead!

- ♪♪ I see so many faces
Not one of them is his ♪

♪ But in my memory ♪

♪ There he is ♪

♪ Going up the pyramids
Down the snowy slopes ♪

♪ A-flippin' in a forest
Swinging 'round on ropes ♪

♪ I can't believe ya left me
I don't know what to do ♪

♪ Whoa Cat I
Oh I miss you ♪♪

Uh, Ramone...?

We've gone from
to , , , , .

- I should have landed
to refill the t*nk!

Mistake!

We used all pebbles!
- I see pebbles under the water!

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.

- Those are sea shells!
Don't put them in the...

t*nk...
- I made a mistake,

and now the plane is about
to be totally--

(motor revs)
- Better than ever!

- It's a pebble and shell plane!
- Who knew?

- My mistake led
to a really cool discovery!

- So let's fill up the t*nk
with shells.

These hold ten at a time.
- Ten shells...

- Plus more is .
- Plus more is .

- , , ?
Adding at a time is just like

counting by tens!
So as we add ten shells

at a time, we can count...
- ♪♪ ♪

♪ !
- ♪ ♪

♪ ♪
- Wah!

AH!

- We had to sing!
- BIG MISTAKE!

- And now we're stuck
inside a whale.

With nothing but a bunch of...
clover chains?

Like Cat makes.
(gasps)

- Someone's in there!

- AH!
- Cat!

- Peg!
- What are you doing here?

- Sat on a bird. Mistake.
- You didn't run away from home?

- Why would I--
- Ah-- ACHOO!

- Oh right. I make you sick.
(crying)

- You make me great, Cat!
As long as I'm with you,

I could stay
in this whale forever!

- Me too!
- But just the same...

let's get outta here.

- We could fly through
the spout!

- If the spout were bigger.
- Ah-- Ah--

- The whale's allergic
to that feather!

- He could sneeze us to freedom!
- AH-- AH-- AHH--

- Hop in!

- CHOO!
- Hm?

- Ah, home again!
Safe and--

Ah-- ACHOO!
- Still sneezing.

- Seems to me that
you're sneezing more now.

Maybe you're not allergic
to Cat, but to something

you've been near
since you got back.

- All I've done since I got back
is put my five cool things

back in my hat.
- Let's see if you're allergic

to any of those five things.

- Why bother?
We all know it's me!

- You couldn't be allergic
to a marble or a yo-yo.

It's not those two things.
- How about my two hat crackers?

- Come on, crackers!
Make her sneeze!

- No sneeze.
- I knew it.

- Those first two things,
plus the two crackers is five.

So none of the things
in my hat make me sneeze.

(Ding-dong!)
- Who could that be?

- ACHOO!
- I wish I didn't make you

sneeze!
- ACHOO!

I wish I'd stop sneezing!
- Me too!

- ACHOO! I am totally--
- Freaking out!

(Ding-dong! Ding-dong!)
(tweet!)

- We should take a deep breath
and count backwards

from five to calm down.

Five, four,

three...
- Two, one.

Hmm.
- What?

- Something's... weird there.
- You're right, Cat.

Two plus two equals four,

not five.
That equation is a mistake!

We checked four things. But
there are five things in my hat.

So we still need to check...
this four leaf clover!

- I'm counting on you, clover!
- Again, I don't feel any...

Ah-- Ah--
- Choo?

- ACHOO! I am AH-lergic-- CHOO

to four-- CHOO--
leaf clovers-- ACHOO!

- And not cats!
I am the "Catinator".

It's all over, clover!

- I'm sniffing you,
and I'm not sneezing!

- Woo hoo!
- But wait.

When I sneezed inside the whale,
my clover was still

in the bathroom.
- Remember that clover chain

I was wearing inside the whale?
- That's right!

So by knowing how to add
and learn from mistakes,

we stopped my sneezing!
- Math is nothing to sneeze at!

- And so...
♪♪ Problem solved ♪

♪ The problem is solved!
We solved the problem ♪

- ♪ So everything is awesome!
- Problem solved ♪♪

- Look who came by to apologize.

- Sorry I swallowed you guys.
Thought you were fish.

- Sorry I flew you away.
Thought you were a bird.

- Everybody makes mistakes.

- But you used your mistakes
to solve your problem.

- Gotta do that.
- Sure do.

- ♪♪ Used to think
that mistakes were ♪

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh
- The worst things
I could make sir ♪

- ♪ When she'd make them
they'd shake her ♪

- ♪ Shake her!
- Whoa everyday ♪

- ♪ Now when I do a dumb thing ♪

- ♪ Oh yeah!
- I make sure to learn ♪

- ♪ Something!
And I move right on ♪

♪ From things ♪

- ♪ To find my way ♪

- Albert Einstein
and Marie Curie!

Do you genius scientists
ever make mistakes?

- Yes!
- ♪ When I need an equation ♪

♪ Do I give up? No way hon!
- To myself I say hey son ♪

♪ Whoa what's not right? ♪

- ♪ Then I work
the whole day through ♪

♪ Til I make a great
break through ♪

- ♪ And I shout
- Hip hooray ♪

♪ You see the light ♪

- Billie Holiday,
the awesomely incredible singer!

Billie, do you ever
make mistakes?

- ♪ When I'm learning
a new song ♪

♪ I'll sing too loud
or too long ♪

♪ Everything that I do wrong ♪

♪ I can't stand!
But I don't say forget it ♪

♪ I keep on
til I get it ♪

♪ Soon enough you can bet it's ♪

♪ Sounding grand ♪

- Peg and Cat. When you guys
are solving problems,

you never make mistakes, do you?

- ♪ Well you know
I was sneezin'♪

- ♪ She did not know
the reason ♪

- ♪ It was not very pleasin'!
- Whoa ya know that's true ♪

- ♪ We made so many goofs yo ♪

♪ But they led to a truth yo ♪

♪ That where ever we two go
I'll be with you ♪

- ♪ That where ever we two go ♪

♪ I'll be with you ♪♪

- ♪♪ I was sneezing so much!
- Do do do do do ♪

- ♪ I was carried off by a bird!
- Do do do do ♪

- ♪ And now, a baby T-Rex!
- Do do do doo ♪

- ♪ I got a cat on my head ♪

- ♪ Do do do do do do doo ♪♪

♪♪♪
(laughter)

- ♪♪ We're splashing
in the bat♪

- ♪♪ One, two!
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One two three!
- Yeah c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four five six!
- Hey what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine!
- Woah! What comes next ♪

- ♪ Uh, ten?
- Ten ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪
- Ah!

- ♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
- Woo hoo!

- Welcome to Broadway! For...

♪♪♪

(Broadway music)

- ♪♪ He's such a great friend
When you're at wit's end ♪

♪ He's there to help you out
We're talkin' 'bout Ramone ♪

♪♪♪

♪ He was born
the cutest little lad ♪

♪ To his adoring mom and dad ♪

- ♪ Our Ramone will be
the greatest human being ♪

♪ Ever known!
- Ga ga goo ♪

- ♪ He'll have part-time jobs
and he'll volunteer ♪

♪ Helping out, here and there,
now and then ♪

- ♪ And he'll be so kind
I can safely say ♪

♪ He'll do good deeds
before he's ten ♪

- ♪ good deeds?!
Such pressure on a tot ♪

- ♪ I think he can do it!
- But maybe not ♪

♪ This could be a BIG PROBLEM ♪

- Waaaaaah!

- Wait!
♪ Here's a thought ♪

♪ I hadn't thunk
Why not do those deeds ♪

♪ Chunk by chunk ♪
♪♪♪

- ♪ ♪

♪ !
That's how you get to ♪

♪ Counting by fives ♪

- ♪ ♪

♪ He'll get to
They'll cheer when he arrives ♪

- ♪ Counting in...
- Fives ♪

♪ Counting in fives ♪♪

(cheering)

- Our big scene is done, Cat!

- We can just sit back
and rela-- Ah!

Uh oh.
- Yow!

- No ho! Uh oh!

- So, every time
I do five good deeds,

one of these clouds
will light up!

- Whoa! Ah! Ow!

(gasps)

Uh oh.

Ah!

Oops.
- The numbers are destroyed!

If the audience doesn't see
a number every time

Ramone does five more good
deeds, they'll be disappointed!

And you can't disappoint
the audience!

We've got a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- We gotta get some
new numbers up there!

Hey! Why don't you paint them
right here

on some of these scraps?
- We'll count by fives,

and paint the numbers! Yes!

But wait! I can't remember
how to count by fives!

- Uh... You just sang a song
about counting by fives.

- But it's really hard
to remember how one song goes

when another song is playing
on stage!

- Then count by ones,
usin' this!

- A number line!
- A very handy backstage tool.

- If Ramone does five good deeds
at a time,

the first number we'll have
to put up there is

one, two, three, four... five!

- So start paintin'!

- ♪♪ Cupcakes and bunt cakes
and slices of tea cake ♪

- Blah!
- ♪ Why won't he eat any food ♪

♪ That we bring?
- Me only eat ♪

♪ Little yellow-y things ♪

- ♪ One lemon, another,
a mini banana ♪

♪ A pic of a chick
in a yellow bandana ♪

♪ A duck from the bathtub
with rubbery wings ♪

♪ These are just five
little yellow-y things ♪♪

- Ah!
- Those five little yellow

things Ramone got makes...
five good deeds!

- We did it! They love us!

- Yeah, but now Ramone's gonna
do five more good deeds.

So we need to paint a...
six, seven, eight,

nine, ten!

- ♪♪ Hey-ah hey-ah hey-ah woot!
Text me now ♪

- ♪ Wanna swim in the pool?
- Text me now ♪

- ♪ Yeah, that's totally cool!
- Woo ♪

- ♪ Hey-ah hey-ah hey-ah woot!
Where'd they go ♪

- ♪ I just lost my whole phone!
- Like hello ♪

- ♪ Hey look, there's Ramone ♪
(cheering)

- ♪ Ohh! I gotta search
for cellphones ♪

♪ To help the teenyboppers text!
- Go find that cellphone ♪

- ♪ Lookin' for another phone
and then I'll find the next ♪

- ♪ Go find that cellphone ♪

- ♪ A one two three four
and that's number ♪

♪ Five ♪

- ♪ Text me more ♪♪
(cheering)

- That's five totally
found phones

He's up to ten good deeds!

- What's next?
- Let's start at ten

and count up five more:
, , , ... !

♪♪♪

- ♪♪ I'm sick of being
where people are ♪

♪ I'm feeling parched
I need moisturizing ♪

♪ And all this noise
I can hardly hear myself ♪

♪ What's that word?
Oh yeah... Think ♪

♪ I want to go
Someplace that's wet ♪

♪ Far from dry land
I am trying to get ♪

- A puddle!
- Ooo! One wet place!

- A sprinkler!
- Two!

- A pool!
- Three!

- A river!
- Four!

♪ Now carry me
back to the sea ♪

♪ And out of this world ♪♪

Five! Oh, thank you, Ramone!

- That makes
really good deeds!

(cheering)

Next comes
, , , ... !

♪♪♪
- ♪♪ Poor me ♪

♪ By myself in the evening ♪

♪ I am stuck in this tree here ♪

♪ On this Halloween night ♪
(cheering)

- Ooh! I so wanted that role...

- ♪ Won't someone try
to find my cat for me ♪

- ♪ He's way too high
for cats to be ♪

- One! Two!

- Three! Four!

- ♪ Five steps ♪♪

- That makes good deeds!
Ta-da!

Next up:
, , , ... !

♪♪♪
- Oh! Mmm! Cheese!

Hm? Huh?

- ♪♪ There's no no no no way
I'm not gonna have you ♪

- One good cheese deed!

- ♪ You the best teez
I ever have ♪

- Two.
- ♪ And you ♪

- Three!
- ♪ And you ♪

- Four!
- ♪ And you ♪

- Five!
- ♪ You gotta feed me ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪♪
- That's good deeds!

Only more to go!
Next is the farm scene

where the teens let
the chickens out of the coop.

- Great scene!
- So the last sign should say...

, , , ...
- Uh, Peg?

There's nothing happening
on stage.

- Ach.

- Where are the teens?!

- They found some pizza
in the costume room.

- Mm!
- The show must go on!

- But-- but--
- What do we do?

- Open the coop.
- Open the coop!

- Coop must be opened!
- Where does this--

How do you--

- ♪ The farm is alive
with the sound of chickens ♪

- Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!

- That's one good chicken deed!

- ♪ Chicks and chicks and chicks
better hurry ♪

- That's two good chicken deeds!

- ♪ little chicks
just got out of there ♪

- Three!

- ♪ There go more chicks
free to roam ♪

- Four good chicken deeds!
He just needs one more, folks!

- ♪ If you add 'em all up
you'll find ♪

♪ That's chicks combined ♪
- Five!

- He did it!
- ♪ And they all

♪ Are safely back
at home ♪♪

(cheering)

- We got carried away
with our acting

and forgot about making
the number so now we have to...

- Paint! So...

- Can't think of next number.
Whole audience watching.

Number line. Yes!

Hand shaking. No!

Can't remember next number!
Can't remember any numbers!

Can't remember my name!
TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

(Ding-dong! Ding-dong!)
(tweet!)

Cat's right. I should count
backwards from five...

but I can't remember how
to count! AH!

- Hey, Peg.
- Ramone!

- It'll be OK. Just remember...

♪♪ ♪

♪ That's how you get to
counting by fives ♪

- ♪ ♪

♪ Singing these lyrics
We spend our whole lives ♪

♪ Counting in fives ♪

- ♪ Counting up to
by fives ♪

- ♪ ♪

♪ This is the number
they needed to see ♪

- ♪ They saw the number
So it seems to me ♪

- ♪ Problem solved!
The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem
- So everything is awesome ♪

- ♪ Problem ♪

♪ Solved ♪♪

(cheering)

- ♪♪ I do what I can ♪

♪ And what I can
Is what I do ♪

♪ No sense in saying "I can't" ♪

♪ "Try, try again"
is what I chant ♪

♪ Then my worries are few
Skies are all blue ♪

♪ I delight every fan ♪

♪ Because I do what I can ♪

- ♪ He's such a great friend
When you're at wit's end ♪

- ♪ Because he does what ♪

♪ He can ♪

(cheering)

- The reviews are in!
What does it say about me?

- It says "Ramone was tremendous
in the role of Ramone!" Wow!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do they say about me?

- It says "Ramone's mom was
played winningly by Peg!"

They liked me!
- Oh, congratulations! Yay!

Great for you!
What does it say about me?!

- It says, "Cat, in the role
of Ramone's dad,

was hard to believe."
- I was unbelievable?!

Woo hoo! That's great!
(giggling)

I should send
that reviewer a gift.
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