04x02 - The Roxanne Problem/The Girl Group Problem

[bunniefuu]

♪

- ♪♪ One, two
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three ♪

- ♪ Yeah, c'mon let's go
- Four, five, six ♪

- ♪ Hey, what do you know!

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Wow! What comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- You're the best!
- Woo! Yeah!

- ♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you ♪

♪ Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat!
- Peg plus Cat! ♪♪

(laughing)

- The Roxanne Problem.
Come on, Pig!

Dance like you mean it!

- Oh, hi! I'm Peg.
- I'm Cat.

- And we're making...
our biggest card house ever!

- Noooo! Grr!
- Calm down, Cat.

Whoever's ball it is,
they didn't mean to
destroy our card house.

- I'll give 'em their ball back.

And a lesson in manners
they'll never for--
(gasping)

- My ball! Oh, sank you!

I love making sculptures out of
things you find here or there.

It is good for the planet,
because as you gather the
objects you're cleaning up, yes?

But this sculpture falls down
every time I use more than
twenty sings. Oh!

You know what
would be so helpful?

While I put down two sings
at a time, if you count
to twenty by two's,

so I know when to stop!
Will you do this for me?

- Gulp!

I want to help her. But I can't
remember how to count by two's!

I've got a BIG PROBLEM!

- To count by two's, you count
every other number.

Two, four, six...

- ♪ Two, four, six, eight, ten ♪

- And then...
- ♪ Twelve, fourteen, sixteen ♪

♪ Eighteen, twenty! ♪

- Nailed it!
- I'll show her some
serious counting by two's!

- And I'll get back
to the card house.

- Uh, Peg? When I saw her, I got
so scared I couldn't even talk.

- Okay, pal. I'll hide in the
bushes. And if you get nervous

and forget how to count by
two's, I'll whisper a clue!
- Good. So...

- ♪ Problem solved!
The problem is solved!
We solved the problem-- ♪

- Hello again! I made my twenty-
piece sculpture wizzout you.

What do you sink?
This piece on top

is a perfect solid shape.

But I forget what it is called.
You know, yes?

Six faces? Each a rectangle?

You have a voice, yes?
So say it!

Oh. You forget too? Oh well.
Let me know if you remember.
- Rectangular prism!

- "Rectangular prism!"
That is exactly what it is!

May I say you have
a lovely voice.

And are very smart.
You certainly know
your solid shapes.

I am Roxanne.
And I love the solid shapes.

Sure a flat shape, like
this rectangle, has length,

and width... But don't you just
love the way a solid shape,

like this rectangular prism,
has length, and width,
and height as well?

Oh! I have a fantastic idea!

We will walk in the woods
together! And you will point out
all the solid shapes you see

and tell me their names! Yes?

- I've got a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- Why won't you go
for a walk with her?
- She knows so much!

I don't know much! She can't
know how much I don't know!
- Oh, Cat.

She'll like you if you just be
your lovable self.

- She's coming!
- What should I say?

- You can't say anything!
She thinks your voice
comes from my head.

- Excuse me. Did you see
a bluish purple cat?

I do not know his name,
but he is so smart.

And very shy.
He keeps running away.

No? Oh well.
- His name is Cat!

- You know him?
- Everybody knows Cat.
He's famous.

Because... he knows
so much stuff!

- I wish the SMART and FAMOUS
Cat would walk with me
in the woods.

You do not know
where he is? Ah well.

- Where are you going?
- To walk with Roxanne.

And you're coming
to be my voice.

- Besides sculpture, I love
painting. Do you love painting?
- Yes.

- And dancing.
And mountain climbing.

Do you love--
- Yes!
- Oopsie!

A sphere is a solid shape
that certainly does roll!

Wait for me?
- Yes.

- You can't just
keep saying yes!

- I'd say more but you wouldn't
know when to move your lips.

- I'd move my lips more but
you wouldn't know what to say.

- We could say a lot of stuff
to her that isn't yes,
if I sing her a song

and you move your lips in
rhythm. She'd love that song
about solid shapes!

- I can't remember
the words to that song!

- You don't have to.
Just move your lips in time,

as I sing--
♪♪ Solid shapes
Are the shapes for me ♪

♪ Length, width, and height
They've got all three! ♪

♪ Cylinders ♪

♪ A box or ball ♪

♪ Solid shapes ♪

♪ They've got it all! ♪

- ♪ Ooh! That is my very
favorite song! ♪

- ♪ Then you should
really sing along! ♪

♪ Solid shapes!
- You know I love
my solid shapes! ♪

- ♪ Are the shapes for me!
- The shapes I really
long to see! ♪

- ♪ Length, width, and height!
- They're long and wide
and also high! ♪

- ♪ They've got all three!
- I sing their praises
to the sky! ♪

- ♪ Cylinders!
- They have circles
on their ends! ♪

- ♪ A box or ball!
- The cube and sphere
are my best friends! ♪

- ♪ Solid shapes!
- I stack them tall
so they won't fall! ♪

- ♪ They've got it all!
- Yes, large or small,
they have it all! ♪♪

My goodness, Cat!

I have never met anyone who
knows the solid shapes
as well as you!

Except for the artiste

who made this gigantic pyramid!
- Ha!

- Oh! You are the artiste?
- The Pig?!

- I love the pyramid you have
created. It is a solid shape,

but each of its faces
is a flat shape.

- ♪ I just looove triangles! ♪

- Yes! They are triangles!

Those three flat triangles
come together in a point,

to make this beautiful
solid shape.

And for that...
♪ I too love triangles! ♪

- Sheesh!
- Oh, mister artiste Pig,

may my friend Cat and I climb
your amazing pyramid? Is okay?

Yes? You will climb with us too?
And explore its beautiful sides?

- ♪ I just looove triangles! ♪

- Oh, sank you! I will go get
my ropes for mountain climbing.

- The Pig couldn't have made
this incredible pyramid.

- He didn't make it. I did!
- Ramone?

- Hey, Peg.
- What are you doing here?

- I came to film the Pig's new
music video. After we finished,

I felt like making a sculpture
out of stuff I found
lying around.

The Pig loves it 'cause
of the shapes on its sides.
- ♪ I do love-- ♪

- (both): We know you love
triangles, Pig!

- Anyway, guess
I'll do some surfing.
- Thanks for clearing that up

for us, Ramone.
- I do what I can.

- Oh, it's not fair! I'm working
so hard to make Roxanne think
I'm smarter than I really am.

The Pig is doing that
by just standing there!

- I'm sure Roxanne will like you
if you just be yourself.

- I don't want to be myself.
I want to be yourself!

- Some rope for Cat,
artiste Pig, and me.

And the ozzer end goes up and
away. So now we will climb, yes?
- Yes.

- We are going up.
Is exciting, yes?
- Yes.

- But it feels like the rope is
being pulled from the ozzer
side, yes?

- Yaaaaaa!
- Help!
- Cat!

Why do you speak in the voice of
the girl I saw by the rock?
- Yaaaa!

- Girl I saw by the rock! Why do
you speak with the voice of Cat?

- This IS my voice, Roxanne.
- It is a lovely voice.

- And this really is my voice.
- So... why were you two
fooling Roxanne?

- Because I wanted you to think
I'm smart like you.

- Oh, Cat, Ca-AAAAAA!

Artiste Pig, you are
shaking the rope!

Please stop looking
at your feet!
- He can't resist!

They're triangles!
(all screaming)

- I am slipping! Ooh!

- I am TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

(whistle)

- Cat's right.
- We should count backwards
from five to calm down.

- (both): Five, four,

three, two, one.

- Ooh la la, you genius Cat!

The sides of a pyramid are
tilted like a sliding board.

So we can slide down!
- Since Cat reminded us of
a cool fact about a solid shape,

we can get down just fine.
- Math gives you a smooth ride,
yes?

- Yes!
- ♪ Problem solved! ♪

♪ The problem is solved!
We solved the problem! ♪

- Actually the problem was
I wanted Roxanne to think
I'm smart but now she won't

because she really knows me!
So problem not solved!

- Cat! Why do you keep saying
you are not smart?

- 'Cause there are sooo many
things I don't know!

- There are things
I don't know too.
- There are?

- Maybe you can teach me some
things I don't know, and then
I can teach you things too,

as we dance. Okay?
- Yes!
- I was gonna say that!

- ♪♪ When there is something
that you don't know ♪

♪ Don't go and hide your head
down low, no! ♪

♪ 'Cause you can get it,
yes I know so! ♪

♪ You can learn! ♪

♪ I don't know how
to draw a pumpkin! ♪

- ♪ I don't know how
to eat a dumpling! ♪

- ♪ But any time we don't
know something ♪

♪ We can learn! ♪

- A pumpkin is really
just a circle.

- Yes! You can eat
a dumpling with a fork.

♪ So now I see you know
one more thing ♪

- ♪ I sure know one more
than before thing! ♪

- ♪ 'Cause you can get it
No need for concern ♪

♪ You can learn! ♪

(giggling)

- How do you leap
without falling?
- Use your arms.

How do you fall so it's funny?
- Use your bottom.

(laughing)
- ♪ So now I see
you're understanding! ♪

♪ And now my drawing's
more commanding! ♪

- ♪ And I am landing
and I'm standing! ♪

- ♪ Take a turn!
- I'll take a turn! ♪

- ♪ If you don't know
how to do it ♪

- ♪ Don't you sit down
and boo hoo it! ♪

- ♪ You can find a way
right through it! ♪

♪ You can learn! ♪♪

- By the way, I like you, Cat.

- Even with my own words
coming out of my head?
- Uh-huh.

- Ah! She likes me!
Woo-hoo! Oh yeah!
- Didn't I tell you she would?

- Cool.

- (Roxanne): That was
pretty awesome, right? Yeah.
The way you moved your lips,

but I did the talking.
I know, I know.

We totally fooled Roxanne,
right?
(giggling)

Yeah.
- (Pig): ♪ You three ♪

♪ Are crazy! ♪

(laughing)

- ♪♪ We're splashing
in the bathroom!
- In the ♪

- ♪♪ One, two
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah, c'mon let's go ♪

- Four, five, six
- Hey, what do you know! ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Wow! What comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- You're the best!
- Woo! Yeah!

- ♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat!
- Peg plus Cat! ♪♪

(laughing)

- Ah!!

♪♪♪

- Hello, I'm Peg,
and this is Cat...

- Hello.
- We're backstage

with my girl group,
the Pentagirls!

Cat's not in the group,
'cause he's not a girl.

- But I get to bring their
snacks! Sushi for Aki...
- And Harry!

- Grapes for Cleopatra...
- Only green for this queen.

- Pizza for Tessa.
- I am SO texting
a picture of this pizza

to Paula and Jesse and Mora

and Jonah...
- A heart-shaped tart
for Juliet...

- My heart belongs to Romeo.

- And for our fearless leader,
one pickley pickle!

- Thanks, Cat. Cat's our
manager. He makes sure
we have everything we need.

Okay, Pentagirls.
It's almost time for
our biggest concert EVER.

So let's practice
our opening song.

♪♪♪

♪♪ Should we tell you who we
are? Who we really really are? ♪
- I wish you would!

- ♪ We're the penta penta
Pentagirls, we're the penta
Pentagirls ♪

- ♪ Sit back relax and have some
fun, we'll tell you who we are ♪

♪ One by one ♪

- ♪ My name is Juliet
I'm a lover of love
- Lover of love ♪

- ♪ I'm always makin' rhymes
from my balcony above ♪

- ♪ We're the penta penta
Pentagirls, we're the penta
Pentagirls ♪

- ♪ Aki here!
I'm a super ninja ♪

- ♪ Super ninja!
- So many ninja skills ♪

♪ Where do I begin-ja? ♪

- ♪ We're the penta penta
Pentagirls, we're
the Pentagirls ♪

- Ow!
- ♪ I'm teen Tessa
My texting's never slow ♪

- ♪ Texting's never slow!
- My ringtones are a-rockin'
Like totally, hello! ♪

- ♪ We're the penta penta
Pentagirls, we're
the penta Pentagirls ♪

- ♪ Cleopatra comin' atcha
And I love being fanned! ♪

- ♪ Love bein' fanned!
- So clap for me! ♪

Yes, that's a command.

- ♪ We're the penta penta
Pentagirls, we're the penta
Pentagirls ♪

♪ And the leader
of the Pentagirls...
- Heeeeere's Peg! ♪

♪ When I'm with my girls
I have a ball 'cause
we're all for one ♪

♪ And one for all
- Penta means five ♪

- ♪ There's five of us here
- And we're all girls
- So let's all cheer ♪

- ♪ We're the penta penta
Pentagirls, we're the penta
Pentagirls ♪

♪ We're the penta penta
Pentagirls! ♪♪
- Woo-hoo!

- If you liked that, wait till
you see the super cool
hi-tech set piece

built just for our new song.
Check it out!

It goes from a triangle
with one, two, three sides,

to a rectangle with one,
two, three, four sides...

to a pentagon with one,
two, three, four, five sides,

for the FIVE Pentagirls!
- Sounds like your fans are
getting restless.

- So, which way to the stage?
Have you got a map?

- A cap? With a flap?

- A map's a piece of paper
that shows where to go.
- Oh, right. Here it is.

- This map is blank!
- Then we can't find the stage!

- We've got, like...
- A BIG PROBLEM!

- Don't worry, Pentagirls!
We just need to flip
the paper over.

- What is this "flip"
you speak of?

- Flipping is when you turn
something over onto
the other side.

- Like this! Hiiii-ya!

- If we flip the paper over,
we'll see the map!
- Sweet!

So, we're like at this
red door, right?
- Uh-huh.

So to get to the stage
where we'll be singing,

we need to go this way,
past the blue door.

- There's the blue door!
- That we are totally passing!

- All the way to--

- The broom closet?!
- We need to get to the stage!
- I can help ya.

Just slide that map over here.
- So like when you say slide...

- To slide something,
you push it so it goes along.

- Like this! Hiii-ya! Ah!

- I am like totally sliding the
map. I have to get a picture!

- You were holdin' this map
upside down!

That's why you wound up here
instead o' here.

Turn the map around
and it'll be right side up!

- Turn the map around! Yes!
- Don't flip it.

Don't slide it.
To turn the map,

you have to move it around, like
it's going in a circle. Aki?

- Whew. Okay...

Hiiii-yaaaa!

- As a flower turns
its face to the sun,

I turn this map
till the turning is done!

- Hey, Pentagirls! That gives me
an idea for our new song.

I can rap about flips
and slides and turns

while one of you dances.
Then the others will join in.

- It sounds glorious!
- Rockitude!

- Cool!
- I love it!
- To the stage! This way.

Past the blue door...
- Passing a blue door!

- A red door!
- Passing a red door!

- There's the last blue door
up ahead! We're finding
our way to the stage,

and so...
♪ Problem solved! ♪
- Uh, Peg.

Harry thinks I should be the one
to dance first in the new song.
Right, Harry?

He said definitely.
- ♪ The problem is solved! ♪

- Romeo will be in the crowd! If
I went first, he'd be so proud.

- ♪ We solved the problem! ♪
- If I dance first,
my friends'll freak!

- ♪ Problem... solved? ♪
- Queens always go first.
- Uh, okay--

Cat, no matter who I choose
to dance first in the new song,
the other Pentagirls

are gonna be miserable.
- You've got a--
- Problem!

- Our audience is gone!

- Pentagirls! How's it goin'?
You feelin' good?
- It's the Toad who hired us

to play here. So,
where's the audience?
- Ah yes. The audience.

I'm keeping them on the other
side of the hill until
show time.

- So, like, why?
- Why. An excellent question.
Well, you see, the thing is,

we got no place to put 'em.
No chairs, and there's
also no stage.

- You mean we have to build
the stadium ourselves?

- In a word, yes.
- We've got

a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- There's wood for building,
and chairs, and speakers
over that-a way.

- Come on, Pentagirls!
We've got a stadium to set up.

- These planks are like, heavy.
- Try SLIDING them!

- Sliding!
- Good sliding, loyal subject.

- These chairs
won't fit through!
- Alas. Alack. Flibbety-gibbet.

- Try TURNING them!

- Turning!
- Turning! Sweet turning!

- That's a huge pile
of speakers, Cat.
- Nothing I... can't handle...

- Especially if you use
a handle! Try FLIPPING it!

- Flipping...

Oh yeah!

- Awesome stage!

- So like, where's the set piece
for the new song?

- Oh, the set piece
for the new song, right.

Well, about that, we got
a teensy little problem.

- Another problem?!
- There's not enough electricity
in the whole valley

to move your big fancy set piece
into all different shapes.

- (all): Nooo!

- Ah! Here comes the audience.
Have a good show!

- We have an audience!

- Without our new set piece,
we can't do our new song!

- We are... TOTALLY
FREAKING OUT!

(whistle)
Our manager's right. We should
count backwards from five

to calm down.
- Five.

- Four.
- Three.

- Two.
- Like, one.

- Ow!
- Cat, you shape-shifting
genius!

- (all): Huh?
- You're making a pentagon
with your tail!

- And if Cat can make a shape...
- We totally can!
- We don't need that set piece.

We can make shapes using
our bodies! Ready to put on
a show, Pentagirls?

- (all): SHYEAH!
- Because we know our shapes...

- And how to slide...
- Flip...
- And turn...

- We're about to rock and rule!

- Math equals girl power!
- ♪ Problem solved! ♪

♪ The problem is solved!
We solved the problem! ♪

♪ So everything is...
(roaring)
Problem solved! ♪

- Hello, Great Valley!

(cheering)
♪ Should we tell you who we are?
Who we really really are? ♪

- Everybody knows who YOU are!
- Ramone?

- I'm the Pentagirls' biggest
fan. And I want to hear
your new song!

New song! New song!
(cheering)

- Please do your new song!

- You heard 'em! Hit it, girls!

- ♪♪ If there were three of us
We'd be the Triangirls ♪

- ♪ No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! ♪

- ♪ If there were four of us,
We'd be the Rectangirls ♪

- ♪ No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! ♪

- ♪ But there aren't
three or four ♪

♪ We've got more! And we know
what you've been ♪

♪ Waiting for ♪

♪ We're the Pentagirls, yeah
And we'll rock your world ♪

♪ We are the Pentagirls! ♪

♪ We're the penta Pentagirls! ♪

♪ We're the Pentagirls, yeah!
And we'll rock your world ♪

♪ We're five alive, we jump and
jive! We're the Pentagirls!
Yeah! ♪♪

- Woo!
- Okay, everybody,

the Pentagirls have a new dance
for you. To start things off,

here's someone who can really
shake a leg. Come on up here...

- Me?
- Me?

- Me?
- Me?

- (all): Meeee?!
- Cat!
- Uh, me?!

- If it couldn't be me...
- I'm glad t'was he!
- Totally good choice, Peg!

- Are you ready, Cat?
- I was born ready.

- (rapping): ♪♪ Not long ago
On the way to our show ♪

♪ We're like, "Hold up, yo
We don't know where to go"
But three cool moves ♪

♪ Got us to the stage
We made a new dance
Now it's all the rage ♪

- ♪ The first step is a slide
You glide from side to side! ♪

- ♪ Do the slide! Do the slide!
Do-do-do the slide! ♪

- ♪ Now here's another step
that we want you to learn ♪

♪ When you move around a point
It's called a turn ♪

- ♪ Turn! Turn! ♪

♪ Do-do the turn!
- And here's the last move
to add to your collection ♪

♪ When you flip, you're facing
the opposite direction ♪

- ♪ Flip! Flip!
Do-do-do a flip! ♪

- ♪ Now put 'em all together
and like what do you get? ♪

- ♪ It's a brand new dance
that'll make you sweat ♪

♪ So come on everybody, join in
the fun! We're the Pentagirls
and we're number one! ♪

- ♪ If there were three of us
We'd be the Triangirls ♪

- ♪ Slide! Slide! ♪

- ♪ If there were four of us
We'd be the Rectangirls ♪

♪ Turn! Turn! ♪

♪ But there aren't
three or four ♪

♪ We've got more! And we know
what you've been ♪

♪ Waiting for ♪

♪ Flip! Flip! Flip! ♪

♪ We're the Pentagirls, yeah!
And we'll rock your world ♪

♪ We are the Pentagirls! ♪

♪ We're the penta Pentagirls! ♪

♪ We're the Pentagirls! Yeah!
And we'll rock your world ♪

♪ We're five alive
We jump and jive! We're
the Pentagirls! Yeah! ♪♪

(cheering)

- So now that you're the
Pentagirls' backup dancer,

who'll be our manager?
- Harry. He's gonna be great.

- Harry's a stuffed doll.
He can't do anything.

- Sure he can.
Ask him for something!

- Alright... let me think.
- See?

Harry's letting you think.
- Okay,

I want the Pentagirls
to have lots of new fans!

- What did I tell ya?
(giggling)

- He's good.
(laughing)