04x10 - The Ring Problem/The Wedding Problem

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peg + Cat". Aired: October 7, 2013 - April 23, 2018.*
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04x10 - The Ring Problem/The Wedding Problem

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ding!

I've got the ring right here,
which, according to tradition,

you must give your giantess
when asking her to marry you.

(gasp)
There's my buttercup!

She's about to leave to visit
her Aunt Louise in Belize.

Here goes nothin'!

Hey, babe, come in here
for a sec.

- What is it, hon?

- Sweetie,
darling of my dreams,

will you make me the happiest
giant in the world and--

(phone ringing)

- Sorry, gotta take this, hon.
Weezie? Oh, hi!

(giantess laughing)
No, I had no idea

you would call me.

- Ah! My hand's too big
to reach the ring!

If only I had some really
small friends to help.

- Ha! Ha! Ha!

- ♪♪ One, two,
a one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Peg Plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

♪ Peg Plus Cat ♪
(birds chirping)

- (kids): ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah, come on, let's go ♪

- (kids): ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey! What do you know? ♪

- (kids): ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa! What comes next? ♪

- ♪ Uh, ?
- (kids): Ten! ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two,
na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you,
na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- (kids): ♪ Peg Plus Cat! ♪♪
- Woo-hoo!

"The Ring Problem."

- Keep climbin'!

(bird chirping)

I'm Peg and this is Cat.
And today we're helping--

- Sorry to rush you, Peg,
but I can't ask my pookie-muffin

to marry me
till I get back the ring!

- So, where'd it go?

- It bounced right into
the water pump! Look!

- All I see in there is
glops of gunk.

- It's in the third glop.

- Third glop?!
What kinda glop is that?

- Third means something is
number three in a group
of stuff.

There's the first glop...
second glop...

I can't reach
the third glop!

The giant's too big
to get the ring,

and I'm too small!

We've got
a BIG PROBLEM!

- Squeak!
- Hmm?

Eek!
- That's it, Cat!

We can reach the third
glop of gunk together! Come on!

There's the third glop!
Dig in, Cat!

- Yuck! Blech!
Whoa! Got it!

- You got the ring?

- ♪ Problem solved ♪

♪ The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem,
problem solved ♪

Now get out there
and ask her to marry you!

- Your pookie-muffin awaits!

- AHHHH!
- Ah!

- What's wrong?
- It had five tiny diamonds!

Now it only has one,

TWO diamonds!
- If there were five diamonds,

and now there's only one, two,
that means... one, two...

- (Peg and giant): Three
diamonds missing!

- We've got a...
- REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

Hmm. Where could those
three diamonds have gone?

- Is Cat OK?

- He's just dancing
for the camera.

- (Peg and giant): The camera!

- It's been filming
everything!

- Let's rewind it and see
what happened to those diamonds!

That's the ring
bouncing into the water pump.

- (giant): It only had
one, two diamonds.

Before it bounced by the house
of cards, it had three.

- (Peg): Before it bounced
into the cupboard, it had four.

- (giant): And before it bounced
by the fish bowl,

it had all five diamonds.

- And was really sparkly!

- It lost one diamond
with each bounce!

- Don't you worry
your big head about it.

Cat and I will search through
each of these small places

to find the missing
diamonds.

First stop:
the fish bowl!

- I saw something
sparkling over there,

below the first,
second, third,

fourth, fifth, sixth plant
from where you are.

- That's a long swim
from here.

- But a short ride.
- Sixth plant, please!

♪♪ There goes the first plant
- We're off like a torpedo ♪

- ♪ There goes the second plant
- This ride is really neato ♪

- ♪ Past the third
and the fourth ♪

- ♪ Bid the fifth au revoir ♪

- ♪ And there it is,
the sixth plant! ♪

- ♪ Here we are! ♪♪

- Thanks for the lift!

- And here's... more glop.

- And the diamond!
- Alright!

- You did it!
- That's one,

two, three diamonds.

- But three isn't five.

- We need one, two more
to make five.

- After the ring passed
the fish bowl, it bounced
into the cupboard, right?

- So, to the cupboard,
please!

- What's taking
so long, sweetie?
- Still fixing the door,

schnookums!

- Giant cookies!

- Hey, Cat! I see
something sparkly on the -

one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven -

seventh cookie
from where you are.

- To the seventh cookie!

- ♪♪ You're past
the first giant cookie ♪

♪ And the second one
in the pack ♪

♪ Past the third giant cookie,
no time for a snack! ♪

♪ Past the fourth giant cookie,
the fifth and sixth ones too ♪

♪ The seventh giant cookie ♪
(gasp)

♪ The diamond's right
in front of you! ♪♪
- Don't see it.

- Right on the third
chocolate chip.

- ♪♪ There's the first
chocolate chippie ♪

♪ It gives me tummy rumbles ♪

♪ I'll grippy on the chippie ♪

♪ That's how
the cookie crumbles ♪

♪ There's a second
chocolate chippie ♪

♪ Can't wait to get a peek ♪

♪ At that third
chocolate chippie ♪

♪ That's where
I'll find the-- EEEEE! ♪♪

- Squeak!
- Mouse!

- Go fetch, Mousey!
- Squeak!

- The diamond is
out of the cookie!

And back in the ring!

- We have one, two,
three, four diamonds.

But we need five,
so we're missing...

- One finger!
- One diamond.

It's waiting for us
in the card house!

- ♪♪ On the first
floor of the card house
to see what I can see ♪

- ♪ Looking on the second floor,
it's kinda slippery! ♪

- ♪ Looking on the third floor,
it's shaking now, oh, no! ♪

- ♪ There's nothing
on the fourth floor! ♪

♪ Except for...
What's that glow? ♪♪

I'm too heavy to walk
across this floor.

Cat, it's up to you.
- Me?

- It's on the fourth card.

- ♪♪ I'm creeping
really slowly ♪

♪ Past the first
and second card ♪

♪ Now I'm on the third one ♪

♪ Whoa-ho! This is
getting really hard ♪

- ♪ Gotta make it
to the fourth card ♪

♪ There's just no way
around it ♪

- ♪ To a card that's not
a club or heart ♪

(Peg gasps.)
- ♪ A diamond! Yes! ♪

♪ I found it! ♪♪

- Got it?

- Got 'em all! One, two, three,
four, five diamonds!

- Darling!
- One sec.

- Put it in the ring, quick!

(grunting with effort)
Nooo!

- Don't let it go into--
(Cat gasps.)

- (all): The mouse hole!

- Ugh! I can't
get my hand in there.

- (whispering): He's asleep.
I'm goin' in!

I can't reach
past the mouse.

- (giantess): I can't
wait anymore.

- But, pookie!

- My cloud's leaving.
See you in a week!

- Ugh! She's leaving
to visit her Aunt Louise.

- In Belize!
- You didn't get
to ask her your question!

- I am totally
freaking out!

- I am totally
freaking out with you!

(Cat blows a whistle.)
- Cat's right.

We need to count to five
to calm down.

- (Peg and giant): One, two,
three, four, five.

- (mouse): Squeak.
- Eeeek!

- Right again, Cat!
We can do it together!

- No, we can't!
- Shh.

- Sooo sparkly.
- Squeak?

- Oops.
- Ruuuuun!

♪ Problem solved ♪
- Squeak!

- ♪ The problem is solved ♪
- Eeeek!

- ♪ We solved the problem
- Not everything is awesome ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪
- Squeak!

- You guys are the best!

- Here's the ring!
- Now go catch that cloud!

- My sweet little muffin!

- Honey, what are you doing?
- Will you make me the happiest

giant in the world
and be my giant wife?

- Are you... Is this...

Oh, of course
I will, honeybun!

- (Peg): Hurray!
- (Cat): Wah-hooo!

- So, because we know
how to add up to five

and count first,
second, third,

we helped the giant ask
the giantess to marry him!

- Math gives you memories
to treasure forever.

- ♪♪ I'll never forget
the first time we met ♪

- ♪ Oh, darling,
neither will I ♪

- ♪ I had tripped on a farm
and had broken my arm ♪

♪ When suddenly,
filling the sky ♪

♪ Was your smile so fair ♪

♪ And the shell in your hair
got in the way of a bird ♪

- AWK!
- ♪ I could never forget ♪

♪ The first time we met ♪
- ♪ Yes you could ♪

♪ 'Cause that was the third ♪
- No, it wasn't.
- Mm-hmm!

- Sometimes couples can't agree
on the first time they met.

- Hmm!

- ♪ The first time we met,
I'd gone out to get ♪

♪ Some trees
to put into a salad ♪
- (giant): Wrong. Wrong.

- ♪ You suggested a dressing,
I gave my blessing ♪

♪ And then you broke
into a ballad ♪

- ♪ La la la la
la la la ♪

♪ My darling, I reckon
that was the second ♪

- ♪ No, the second was
out on the beach ♪

- Right!
♪ I remember it well ♪

♪ I gave you that shell ♪

- ♪ And in turn,
I gave you that speech ♪

Sea turtles are
endangered creatures.

But it's beautiful.
Thank you.

- ♪ It's sounding to me
like you guys can't agree ♪

♪ On which time was
number one, two, or three ♪

♪ So why don't we order
these three events ♪

♪ In the way that makes
most sense? ♪

♪ Giantess had a shell
in her hair ♪

♪ When you saw her
down at the farm ♪
- (giant): True!

- ♪ And when singing your ballad
on dressing a salad ♪

♪ You'd already
broken your arm ♪
- (giant): That's right!

- ♪ The only time I can see
out of all three ♪

♪ Where that shell gift was
not given yet ♪

♪ Was down at the beach
- Now, please, can you each ♪

- ♪ Agree that's the
first time you met?
- (giants): Yes! ♪

♪ How could we ever ♪

♪ Forget? ♪♪

- What a day!
- Yup.

- What an adventure!
- Yuh-huh.

- And what a scary mouse!

- Yeah, but only 'cause
it was so huge.

- Ya think?

- Oh, a regular mouse wouldn't
scare us at all.

- Not one bit?
- Not even!

- Squeak!
(Peg and Cat yelling)

(Peg and Cat laughing)
Squeak!

- - ♪♪ One, two,ing
a one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Peg Plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

♪ Peg Plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

- (kids): ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah, come on, let's go ♪

- (kids): ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey! What do you know? ♪

- (kids): ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa! What comes next? ♪

- ♪ Uh, ?
- (kids): Ten! ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two,
na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you, na na na na na ♪
- Yes!

- ♪ We're Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- (kids): ♪ Peg Plus Cat! ♪♪
- Woo-hoo!

- Ahhh.
"The Wedding Problem."

- Weeee!

(bird chirping)

- I'm Peg and this is Cat,

and we're up here
in the clouds!

- Because love is
in the air.

- Literally!
- Ah!

- Today, the giants are
going to have their wedding!

That's a celebration
where two people get married,

and it's a really big deal!
- Actually,

it's going to be
a very small wedding.

- Lots of guests,
but all of them very small.

- And at this wedding,
the giants have given us

a special role:
the best friends!

- Because we're
the best!

- And because you're
responsible. You see,

according to giant
wedding tradition,

the best friends have
six wedding-day jobs.

First, put down a platform
for us to stand on.

Second, have the flower girls
put out flowers

in two rows,
starting at the platform.

- What are flower girls?

- Some friends we chose to play
a special role in the ceremony.

- Third, have
the maids of honor...
- Special friends of the bride.

- ...set up some chairs
by the flower rows.

Fourth, seat the guests
in the chairs.

Fifth, have the musicians
play soft music.
- Nice touch.

- And sixth, but not least,
call out to us

so that we can make
our grand entrance!

- So if we do these steps in
order from first through sixth,

the wedding will
work out great!

- I can hardly wait!

- We better get ready.
The guests are on the way!

- Thanks for doing your duties,
best friends!

- We're gonna be amaaaaazing
best friends, right, Cat?

- The best!
- Look,

Cat! The Three Bears are here!
They're the musicians!

♪♪♪

And the guests are
arriving too!

There are
the Three Pigs!

And the three
Billy Goats Gruff!

Rapunzel.
And the Seven Dwarfs!

- (each dwarf): Hi!

- All our guests are here!

Now it's up to us to get
everything set! You ready, Cat?

- Ready to eat these
chocolate-covered strawberries!

- Cat, no eating until
after the giants are married!

Let's take a look at those six
pages that tell us what to do.

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

- Whoops.
- Oh, no!

The pages are all mixed up!

If we don't get our wedding-day
duties in order,

the wedding will be
a total mess!

We've got a BIG PROBLEM!

Cat! These cards have numbers,
so we can put the numbers

in order to get our duties
in order!

- Why can't we just do these
things in any order we want?

Like this.
- Well...

♪♪ We can't seat the guests
without chairs ♪

- ♪ I suppose
- And where do the chairs go? ♪

♪ Alongside the rows ♪

♪ Of rose petals each
of the flower girls throws ♪

- ♪ The flower girls?
- Yeah! ♪

- ♪ I forgot about those ♪

- ♪ The flower girls start
at the edge of the platform ♪

♪ Dropping their rows
of rose petals that form ♪

♪ Lines along which
we can set up the chairs ♪

♪ For the guests to be seated,
then cue the bears ♪

♪ To start playing music,
and when they begin ♪

♪ We call the bride
and the groom to come in ♪

- ♪ So we have to do this
before that? ♪

- ♪ I think that you're
getting it, Cat! ♪

- ♪ Yeah! It's all about order
- That's true! ♪

♪ So you understand order?
- Ahem...

♪ I doooooooo ♪♪

- Order's a super big deal
at a wedding.

Even before the wedding,
it's all about how the order

of how they met. Remember?
- Kinda.

- The first time the giants met
was on the beach.

He gave her a shell.

The second time was on a farm.
He broke his arm.

And the third time was
when she was making a salad.

He sang her a ballad.
- You got their story in order!

- We got our wedding-day duties
in order too!

And so...

♪ Problem solved,
the problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem,
problem solved ♪

Now that we know what order
our duties go in...

- It's go time!

- First step:
the platform!

♪ Let's move it over to the
side, then gently on the lawn ♪

- ♪ It's like a little stage
for getting married on ♪

- Second step:
the flower girls!

- We prefer to be called
"flower goats."

♪ We're makin' two rows
of flowers ♪

- ♪ Gosh, I hope we have enough
- Less chatter, more flowers ♪

- ♪ You don't gots to be
so gruff! ♪

- Third step:
the maids of honor!

- Ahem! We prefer
"pigs of honor."

♪ Let's set up
two giant chairs ♪

- ♪ Set 'em firmly
on the ground ♪

- ♪ So in a big, bad storm ♪

- ♪ The wind shall never
blow them dowwwwwn! ♪

- Fourth step:
seat the guests!

- ♪ Will you follow me please
and take a seat right there? ♪

- ♪ We're cozy right here
- So are me and my hair! ♪

- Fifth step:
start the soft music!

- ♪ The music is sweet
- As the floral display ♪

- ♪ Everything's right
- For a perfect wedding day! ♪

- There's only
one step left.

And now, making their grand
entrance... the giants!

♪♪♪

(cricket chirping)

- Little louder.
- The GIANTS!!

♪♪♪

The giants aren't coming out!
- Yeah, I noticed.

- But if they don't come out,
then there can't be any wedding!

And that's a REALLY BIG

PROBLEM! Uh...

enjoy the soft music!

(grunting with effort)

What happened?!

- ♪♪ First, I put on
my fancy hat ♪

♪ Second, reached
for scarf attire ♪

♪ Third, I tripped upon the wire
and I fell into the dryer ♪

- ♪ Fourth, I heard her
scream so dire ♪

♪ Fifth, I ran in
to inquire ♪

♪ Sixth, I did
what she did prior and
I tripped upon that wire ♪

- ♪ Then you landed right nearby
her with your tie stuck
in the dryer! ♪

- Exactly.

- That's everything
that happened in perfect order,

from first to last.

Just like the pipes
on that wind chime are in order,

from longest to shortest.

- And for the next step, it
would be great if we got some...

- (giants): Help!

(Cat snickering)
- What is it, Cat?

- Underwear!
(Peg gasps.)

- Cat found directions
for getting clothes unstuck
from the dryer! They are...

♪♪ First, you must unplug
the dryer ♪

♪ Second, dial it
to the setting ♪

♪ That releases all the clothing
that got stuck before
your wedding ♪

♪ Thirdly, pull out
all the clothes ♪

- ♪ I'll do that one!
Here it goes! ♪

- No!

You skipped
right to the third step!

- And ripped
your fancy clothes!

- Baby, your tie!
- Honey, your hat!

- Totally ruined!
(giants crying)

- Don't worry. We can make
everything better somehow.

- How?
- Well, um...

- Hot chocolate and cookies
always makes me feel better.

- Couldn't hurt.

- Ooh! Is that hot chocolate
in those mugs?

- Yep, but let's do this
in the right order.

First, blow on your
hot chocolate to cool it down.

Second, eat a cookie.
- (giantess): Yum, yum!

- Third, sip
the hot chocolate.

- Let's do that step.
- Yeah!

- Nooo!
- Hot, hot, hot!

- Yowwww!
- You did the third step first!

You're so impatient!
- And messy!

- ♪ I gots to ask ya... ♪
Are you two gettin'
married, or what?

- Giants, time
to get married!

- But, Peg, the bride and groom
have certain wedding-day duties
we have to follow too.

First, we have to walk
down the aisle between
the chairs to the platform.

Second, we have to take
our wedding vows.

- You know, promise to stay
together and say, "I do!"

And third, we get the band
to play dance music,

so everybody can dance!

- But we don't want to walk down
the aisle and take our vows

in front of all our friends
with our clothes torn!

- And covered in hot chocolate!
- And cookies in my hair!

- Oh, if only we could
just skip to the dancing
and just have fun already!

- Oh, honey bunny!
- Oh, pookie-muffin!

- The giants are
totally freaking out!

And so am I!

(Cat blows a whistle.)
Cat's right.

We should count backwards
from five to calm down.

- (Peg and giants): Five, four,
three, two, one.

(chimes clanging)
- Ow.

Noooo! I got the pipes
all out of order!

- That's it, you genius!
- Huh?

- When you changed the order,
the pipes sounded different,

but great,
in a different way.

- You're not saying
you can just go around

changing the order of anything
anytime you want?
- Are you?

- No. But sometimes,
in special cases, it is

OK to change the order!
- Cool!

- And this just might be
one of those times.

- What should we change?

- Well, if you two are more
relaxed when you're dancing,

why not move the last step -
dancing - to the beginning?

- But if the last step
comes first, that means

we'll be walking
down the aisle

and taking our vows
while dancing.

- Exactly! Come on, giants!
We've got a wedding to start!

- ♪ Problem is solved ♪

♪ Problem is solved ♪

- ♪ Everything's awesome! ♪

- ♪ The problem is solved! ♪

- Hey, Peg!

- Ramone! What are you
doing here?

- The giants asked me to lead
them through their wedding vows.

- Then we'll take our places
up on the stage

and get this party started!
First step, dance music!

♪♪♪
- Let it fly, baby.

- ♪♪ We're feeling
giant-hearted ♪

♪ Let's get
this party started ♪

♪ And shake the backside
of our pants ♪

- ♪ We gonna raise the scene
just like a magic bean ♪

♪ Jump up, celebrate,
and dance! ♪

- Second step!
Go down the aisle!

- ♪ This is a magic day,
it's time to shout "Hurray!" ♪

♪ Because their "Once upon
a time..." has come true ♪

- ♪ Like in a fairy tale,
put on your tux and veil ♪

♪ You're livin'
happy ever after! ♪

♪ Happy ever after, woo-hoo! ♪

- Third step!
The wedding vows!

- ♪ Dearly beloved,
we gather on this lawn ♪

♪ To help these two
get their matrimony on ♪

♪ First, do we have
a ring bearer here? ♪

- ♪ I prefer "ring bear"
- Sorry, come near ♪

♪ Second, put
these rings on now ♪

♪ As I break down
each wedding vow ♪

♪ Do you promise to love her
and treat her right? ♪

- ♪ I'll love this woman
with all my might! ♪

- ♪ Do you take this man
to be your boo? ♪

- ♪ I love him so,
you know that I do! ♪

- ♪ Woo!
- Now join hands ♪

♪ And kiss the bride, and let it
be known far and wide ♪

♪ That these two giants have
just become one big couple ♪

- ♪ This is a magical day ♪

♪ It's time to throw a bouquet ♪

♪ Because their "Once upon
a time..." has come true ♪

- ♪ Two turned into one!
- Now you're husband and wife ♪

♪ You've got a storybook life ♪

♪ It's time for
happy ever after! ♪

♪ Happy ever after!
Woo-hoo! ♪

- ♪ It's time for
happy ever after! ♪

- ♪ I will be
happy ever after ♪

- ♪ With you! ♪♪

♪♪♪

- So, where do the giants go
after their wedding?

- On their honeymoon.
(Cat gasps.)

- They have a honeymoon?
- Yup! That's what they said.

- Huh. Do they fly there
in a rocket ship?

(Peg laughs.)
- I don't think so.

- And is it really made
out of honey?

- Is what made out of honey?
- Their moon.

(Peg laughing)
What?

(Peg laughing)
Seriously, what?

(Cat chuckling)
Oh...

(both laughing)
(both sighing)
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