01x02 - Good Dancing and Bad Breath

[bunniefuu]

You are one handsome dog,

but then again,

you're pretty snazzy yourself.

Oh, hi. I'm trying to decide
which me I should use

for my upcoming
Fetch!book tour.

Of course, I haven't exactly
written the book yet,

but I'm working on it.

[ doorbell rings]Oop. Just a moment.

Yes! It's my mail order
dance course!

"Lesson number one:
the cha-cha." Ooh!

MAN:
Learning the cha-cha.

First step-- face your partner.

My partner?

Ooh, ooh, I can ask
Charlene, the poodle next door.

Oh, she's pretty classy,
and she likes me.

She told me once
I had halitosis.

That means charm
and good looks...

um, I think.

Uh, I probably should
look that up.

Let's see. H-H-H.

Halitosis, yes.

[ gasps]:
"Bad breath"?!

She said I had bad breath?

That's impossible.

Everyone knows dogs have

the cleanest mouth
of the whole animal kingdom.

Oh, that was a good bite
right there, yeah. Mmm, tasty.

RUFF:
♪ My squeaky toysg
had lost their squeak. ♪

And then, out of the blue,
I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it,
thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract
back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm,
a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH!♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants,
all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on
the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show
and its name is... ♪

♪ FETCH!♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

It rolls off the tongue.

Wait, stop.♪ With Ruff Ruffman.♪

Somebody want to tell me
why we got cats singing?

Funding for Fetch with Ruff
Ruffman has been provided by

The National Science Foundation

where discovers begin

Dedicated to strengthening
America's future

through education.

And here come
the contestants now.

She plays the cello
and the hand bells.

It's Anna.

He wants to be the best
guitar player in the universe.

Brian!

He's eaten callaloo,

and he never wants
to eat it again!

Khalil.

She thinks
she's a terrible singer.

Julia!

She once hula-danced
in a grass skirt

in a shopping mall.

Taylor!

He can do the stomach wave.

Noah!

Let's get an update

on the scores.

We have a three-way tie
for third--

Noah, Taylor and Brian
each have points.

Tied for second with points
is Anna and Julia,

and in first place,
Khalil with .

Hello and welcome to Fetch!,

the new reality game show
where...

Um...

[ blowingair ]

[ Ruff sniffing]:
I don't get it.

Hey, does anybody have a mint?

Here's the problem.

You know the poodle next door.

I'm talking
to her the other day,

and uh, and she, uh, tells me,

"I like your halitosis,"

which at the time
I thought was a compliment.

Halitosis is bad breath.

That's what I found out
when I looked it up!

That's not a compliment at all.

So now I've been walking around

going, "Does my breath stink?
What's going on?"

I don't understand.

I don't mean this as
an insult, but it's a known fact

that the inside of a dog's mouth
is actually cleaner

than the inside
of a human's mouth.

What?!What?!

I've heard that.

I mean, you guys believe me

when I say
a dog's mouth is clean?

As a matter of fact,
that's it-- I'll make it a part

of the challenge today.Yeah!

Challenge time!

[ whooping]

Challenge number one is to prove

or disprove once and for all,

for the poodle next door,

that a dog's mouth is cleaner
than a human being's.

Brian and Anna,

you'll find the details
of your challenge

in the mailbox.

Go Fetch!

Good luck, guys.

Make us proud.
Make us proud.

RUFF:
Cleaner than a human's,
you'll see!

Ha!

Challenge number two begins
with one mysterious word--

SuperShag.

What?

SuperShag.

The details of the challenge

are in the mailbox,
so Julia and Khalil.

All right,
let's go.

Good luck, guys.

Let me know
what SuperShag is.Yeah.

Go, Fetch!Good luck, guys.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

As determined by the Fetch ,

Taylor and Noah have stayed

behind in the studio this week,

but they'll be eligible
to win points

during the Half-Time Quiz Show.

Yeah...And don't worry, you two.

The Fetch is on it.

You have the Fetch
Fairness Guarantee.

All the contestants

will have competed

for the same number of points

by the time
the grand prize is awarded.

For the four kids
out on the challenges,

up to points are at stake
in the Triumph Tally.

So let's catch up with Brian

and Anna
in challenge number one.

I think this is it.Let's go.

Hi.

Um, we're looking
for Dr. Berty.

Dr. Berty?Hello.

RUFF:
That's Dr. Berty.

We're going to see
whose mouth is cleaner--

a human's or a dog's mouth.

Let's get you some lab coats.

Oh, Ruff, look at these.

What is your hypothesis?

Anna, let's discuss
a hypothesis before we...

Yeah.All right.

Ruff?

Yes?

This one's for you.

Dogs have cleaner mouths.

RUFF:
That's right,
you got it, Brian.

We don't even
know why.

Dogs are disgusting,
what they do.

RUFF:
Well, hold on there, Anna.

Eating out of the garbage can--
I mean, that can't be good.

Hey, you've never seen me
eating out of a garbage can.

You give me a nice order
of mushu pork, and I'm digging.

I have a dog myself.
His name is Jack.

RUFF:
Oh, hey, there's Jack.

When you look at his teeth,

what makes you think
they're clean or not clean?

What do you look for?They're white.

Oh, because they're white?

Yeah, there's no plaque.What is plaque?

It's the yellow stuff
that sticks to your teeth,

and you have to brush it off.

And where does it come from?Bacteria?

Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

Is all bacteria bad?

BOTH:
No.

So there's good bacteria,
and there's bad bacteria.

What's a good bacteria?
What do they do?

Do they help with maybe
breaking down your food

when you eat,
or when you digest?

So what you have to really know
is the bacteria that's in plaque

is really bad bacteria

and can lead to gum disease
and cavities.

And how are we going
to figure out

if the dog or the human
has a cleaner mouth?

Find out which one
has the most plaque.

Can you see bacteria
with your own eyes?No.

But we can use something called
disclosing solution.

You swish it around
in your mouth,

and it's going
to magically stick

to all the plaque and bacteria
that's on your teeth.

And then you can see it.RUFF:
Ew!

How are you going
to then figure out

who has clean mouths or not?

Whoever is the most pink,
maybe?

Yeah.
Okay.

Do you want to test me?

One...

We're going to put
this on you.

Make sure
you hit the bowl.

[ giggling]

The moment of truth comes out.

[ Ruff groans]

Ew.

What am I going to do?
I've been brushing good.

RUFF:
Apparently not!

Look it-- Brian's on TV.

See how you have
the pink stuff right on top?

RUFF:
Uh-huh. Pink on top and bottom.

Now on the
bottom, Brian,

there's only
a little bit

right in between the teeth,
because you're not flossing.

All right, give me a grade
from an "A" to an "F."

Come on, Anna, be nice.

I've only seen it once,
so I don't know.

We can split
his mouth into two.

You can give him two grades.

ANNA:
Okay, I think the braces
part is probably like a "B"...

DR. BERTY:
No."C"?

"C."

And I'd say
the bottom is a B-plus.

BRIAN:
So I get a "C" and a B-plus.

So if I average my grade...

is it a B-minus?

DR. BERTY:
Mm-hmm.

RUFF:
SuperShag-- oddly enough,
not a carpet store.

Are you Rachel
and Tibor?

We are.That's right.

Hi. I'm
Rachel.

I'm Julia.
Tibor.

RACHEL:
So, Ruff tells me

that you're going to learn
how to ballroom-dance today.

That's exciting.

We're going to do
a dance called the waltz.

We're going to start with
what's called the box step.

RUFF:
The box step.

RACHEL:
Now let's talk
about the way

you're actually
going to hold on.

It's called
dance position.

My shoulder blade.

You know the
chicken wing bone?

Okay, put your other hand
up onto my shoulder...Okay.

RUFF:
Oh, chicken wings!

Hold your little fingers
right there.

Yeah? That's good.

RACHEL:
There. Good.

I can do that.

And now here, you're going
to hold the four fingers

between your thumb and
forefinger just like that.

One rule that you want to know

is that the gentleman always
starts with his left foot.

Now I want you to envision
a handkerchief on the ground.

We're going
to cover all four corners.

So starting with your left foot,
you're going to walk forward,

to the side
and close your feet.

Step...

RUFF:
That seems easy.

I-I could do that.

How are we going to get you
not to stomp on the feet?

It's a combination of having
a good dance position,

but also making sure
that you use your body

to come towards the lady.

So now what we're going to
do is learn how to travel.

And all I'm going to do

is take the box step
and just cut it in half,

and make it move forward.

Good. Now
instead of going

back with the right foot,
like we do in the box,

you're just going to go
forward with the right foot.

Forward, side, good.

Step, side, step.

RUFF:
Step, side, step.

One, two.

And one, and two.

DR. BERTY:
So now it's
Anna's turn.

RUFF:
All right, Anna!

There we go.

Rinse away.

Here we go,

Anna, here we go!

Yours didn't do
that bad at all.

DR. BERTY:
She does a good job
at home, huh?

So we have only a little bit
in between the teeth.

Open up, Anna.

Look at those shiners!

DR. BERTY:
Yeah, and the back
is pretty clean.

So what do you think?

I guess I'll give you a B-plus,
but a low B-plus.

[ laughter]

Dr. Berty?

Wow, we're trying
the expert next.

This is new.

Swishy, swish-swish.

ANNA:
This is the revenge rinse.[ growls]

Let's see.

Well, I don't have braces,
if that's fair.

BRIAN:
I see little bits
in between here.

You're right.

On the top,
there's really
none in between.

ANNA:
I'd give an "A" on the top.

Hey, guys, we're
going to have to give
Dr. Berty an "A."

Come on, Anna.RUFF:
Oh, she got an "A"?

Wow, I guess dentists
really know

how to brush their teeth.

This could be a problem.

So do you think
three people is enough?

How many do you think
we should do?

Ten?
Ten.

Before we get anyone,
let's review

on how you're
going to measure it.

"A" is no plaque.Very good.

"B" would be in between, a
little bit of plaque and some...

So "plaque
in between
the teeth."

"C" would be it's
covering the tops
and the inside.

"D" would be...Pink teeth.

And "F"...Don't look at it.

Don't look
at it.

Just relax,
no harm will be done.

ANNA:
Take a swish with
the cup right there.

Oh, my, goodness.Oh, my...

You're definitely
an "A."

We got an "A."

ANNA:
It's not that bad.

Yeah, so we're going
to give you a "B."

All right, next victim.

[ laughter]

RUFF:
Oh, man!

BRIAN:
There's some in between here.

Give him a "B."

I'd give the
bottoms a "C."

DR. BERTY:
An "A" and a "C."

I'd guess
that'd be a "B."

Okay.

BRIAN:
Ooh, look at the bottom.

She got a "C."

Maybe humans don't have
such dirty mouths.

We can't compare
to dogs yet, though.

Maybe they've got,
like, all "A's."

Well, you know, we haven't
started testing the dogs yet,

so let's, you know...

I bet we're going to have
lots of "A's" there.

I'm not doing very well.

RUFF:
Ah, now Khalil and Julia
are going to dance together.

Let's see what they've learned.

He's so small
compared to Tibor.

RUFF:
I don't think it's good
to cr*ck on your dance
partner!

That's good.

RACHEL:
One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Now box step.

[ laughter]

Oh, you got
caught leading!

Julia's the alpha dancer.

She just likes to lead.

That's good, that's good.

No stepping on the paws.

Wait, what?
Wait, what is that?

Oh!

Okay, ready?
Okay.

TIBOR:
One, two...

RUFF:
I don't feel so bad.

This is not as easy
as it looks.

TIBOR:
All right, that was good.

RUFF:
They did it, they didn't step

on each other's feet there,

and Khalil lead.

Nicely done, Khalil!

Ladies love to spin,

so you have to learn
the underarm turn.

It's bad enough I've got
halitosis to deal with.

Now I've got to do something
that involves my underarms?

RACHEL:
You get to do the work,
we get to do the pretty part.

One...
Keep going.

Good. Box step.
Good. Good.

Keep going.
Box step.

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

One, two,
and one, one...

Ready?

One, two...

RUFF:
Turn, turn.

Oop-- collision alert!

TIBOR:
Ready?

One, two, three...

Walk, walk, walk...

RUFF:
You have to trust
your dance partner.

TIBOR:
One, two, three...[ groans]

Good, that was
much better!

And it's...

[ sniffing]

TAYLOR:
Half-time.Half-time

here in Studio G.

Now it is time
for Taylor and Noah

to earn some points
of their own

in the Half-Time Quiz Show.

I'm going to ask you
ten questions.

Each question is worth five
points for a total of points.

Are you guys ready?

Yes.

Yup.

Then let's begin
with question one.

What is it?

That dogs have cleaner mouths.

That dogs have
cleaner mouths.

Than who?

Humans.
RUFF:
Right, correct.

Top.
RUFF:
Correct.

NOAH AND TAYLOR:
Ten.

RUFF:
Correct.

Dr. Berty.
Dr. Berty.
RUFF:
Correct.

Bacteria.

RUFF:
Bacteria.

Oh, what's that called?

Something fluid?

Ku...

Can we skip
this one?
RUFF:
We'll skip.

The waltz.
Waltz.
RUFF:
Correct.

When doing the box step,

the gentleman leads
with which foot?

The left one.RUFF:
Correct!

What object does Khalil
picture on the floor

when learning the box step?

Handkerchief.RUFF:
Correct!

"SuperShag."

"SuperShag."
RUFF:
Correct!

Oh, I'm sorry,

we're out of time!Oh!

The answer to
question number six,

"How did Brian and Anna decide
to test the mouth's cleanliness

by using a pink liquid,
a disclosing solution..."

Oh, I knew that!

RUFF:
"...to see who has more plaque
on their teeth."

Fetch ,
let's have a final tally.

Nine out of ten!

That's points--
that's great!

Now, with that, of course,

marks the end of
our Half-Time Trivia Quiz.

So sit tight, kids,
have some popcorn,

as we move back
to our challenges!

All right, you're going to meet
my dentist next, Dr. Levan.

Hey, Ruff, this is
my dog, Jack.

RUFF:
Well, well. Hey, Jack.

All right.
Let's go.

Hi.

Hi, are you
Dr. Levan?
I am.

ANNA:
Well, we're trying
to figure out

if dog's mouths
or human's mouths
are cleaner.

Our hypothesis was that
dogs had cleaner mouths.

RUFF:
Yes.
Okay.

So, basically, like, which
animal has the most plaque.

We graded it on a scale
from, like, "A" to "F."

Jack, don't let me down, buddy.

DR. LEVAN:
Dogs certainly get plaque.

One of the things that
makes the mouths different

is dogs are carnivores--
they eat meat.

Oh, do we!

They've got big fangs
here for grasping...

Good looking fangs.

And then on the side, they've
got these big teeth for cutting.

So one of the advantages
that dogs have

in keeping their mouths clean

is that the upper teeth
tend to brush

the outside
of the lower teeth.

People... we're what's
called omnivores.

We have just these big flat
surfaces for grinding,

because we eat everything.

And our teeth don't overlie
one another like a dog does.

So we have some
disclosing solution.

It's the same that you used this
morning in the dentist's office.

RUFF:
All right, Jack, just relax.

Piece of cake,
don't look so nervous.

Easy, easy.

Ah, great.
Thanks, Jack.

So all we're trying to do
is look at his teeth.

BRIAN:
How are they?

They look pretty
darn good to me.

RUFF:
Look at that.good!

I think I've got
to give him an "A."

RUFF:
Did I hear an "A"?

Oh, yes, Jack!

Oh, my man!
I so owe you.

DR. LEVAN:
Her gums are gorgeous.

BRIAN:
Just her backs.

I may have
to give her a "B."

Ruff?
RUFF:
Yeah?

This is Marty,
and he's a pug.

RUFF:
Hey, Marty! How ya doing?

Thanks for coming in.

BRIAN:
This is a little bit
of a stain.

RUFF:
Little bit.

All right, not bad, "B."

Does Miranda have a boyfriend?

She doesn't,
she's single
at the moment.

Ruff! Look at that pretty face!

Miranda, I'll call you.

DR. LEVAN:
She did have some
on the surface.

I think we have
to give her a "C."

RUFF:
Eh, Stuey. [ laughs]

BRIAN:
"B."
DR. LEVAN:
Yeah.

I'd say a "B."RUFF:
Stuey, what's up with that?

You're not brushing enough!

Stuey,
want a treat?

RUFF:
Ooh, a treat!

Okay, Ruff, I think I'm going
to save this one for you, okay?

What do you think?

"C."

I think it's a "D."

You know, this is
a scientific investigation.

We have to let
the teeth tell us...
Yeah.

not how much
we love the dog.

Even though we think
he's an A-type dog,

his teeth had
to come in as a "D."

If this was
a hair contest,
he'd win.

MAN:
This is Tiger.

I think I'm going
to have to say a "B."

[ with silly voice]:
I have better teeth than you.

Oh, no, you don't.

Yes, I do.

DR. LEVAN:
So I think that's
got to be a "D."

RUFF:
That's just great,
another "D."

Try not to eat it, Boo!

Doing a test here,
it's scientific,

try to take this
seriously, please.

BRIAN:
"C"?
DR. LEVAN:
I agree.

WOMAN:
Let's go, Ollie.

RUFF:
That's a good looking dog
right there.

DR. LEVAN:
Just right
up there, huh?

ANNA:
It's so far a "C."

Oh, man, "C"?

So you're going to just
listen to him, yeah?

[ with music]:
One, two, three.
One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Step, step, step.

RUFF:
Oh, the music
seems to be helping.

Now can you
try and travel?

RUFF:
Now they're going to travel.

One, two,
three...

RUFF:
Oop, oop, all right,
all right,

don't get frustrated.

Listen, you've seen me dance,
it's no picnic.

You're going to just hit
the cruise control

and keep the same speed.

RUFF:
All right, I think they're
learning to drive now.

One, two, three.

RACHEL:
That's it.
One, two,
three.

Good...
One, two, three.

Ooh!

There you go.

RUFF:
Very nice!

Oh, that was so good!

[ microphone feedback]

Excuse me, is this on?

KHALIL:
Yeah.

Hey, this is Ruff.

You guys having fun?

Yeah, a lot of fun.

Well, here's the next
part of your challenge.

There is a big dance party
happening tonight at SuperShag.

I told you, I told you.Ow!

RUFF:
That's right. Your challenge
is to get properly dressed

and perform your dance

in front of the crowd.

And just to give you

a little extra moral support,
here's someone

you might recognize, Julia.

It's Julia's Aunt Joan.

Good friend of mine.

Good friend of mine,
excellent dance instructor.

Want to watch us cha-cha?

Ooh, the cha-cha!

That's what I want to learn!

I'm hoping she can
teach me a few moves

so I can take that poodle out.

Oh, that's good.

That's, uh...

Oh, wow, that is so much harder
than the waltz.

Ooh!

I thought he dropped her.

Wow.

Wow. That was so awesome.

We successfully
tested them all.

We found that % of the humans
got a "B."

RUFF:
Uh-huh.

BRIAN:
% "A's,"
% "F" and % "C's."

ANNA:
Let's do the same thing

with percents for the dogs,
so we can compare a little bit.

RUFF:
Okay.

Percentages, percentages.

BRIAN:
% "A's"...

RUFF:
The "B's," okay, good.

BRIAN:
% "C's,"

and "D" is... % "D's."

ANNA:
Okay, so for dogs,
it looks like

% were "B" or better.

ANNA:
If I do the humans,

it's like % was "B"
or better.

BRIAN:
I know.

RUFF:
Wait a minute here.
You only tested ten dogs.

You can't be positive
dogs are dirtier.

Looks like dogs,

they're slacking
a little bit.

So, Ruff, what do
you think of that?

[ sobbing]:
No...!

ANNA:
Hey, Ruff, this ought to give
you something to chew on, okay?

Dog's mouths are dirty,
and you are wrong, okay?

Over and out.

I don't like this puppet show.

It's not right.

RUFF:
Ticktock, ticktock,
time to get dressed, guys.

Big crowd waiting.

Oh, that's not going to work.

Oh, better, better.

Wait a minute, that's not good.

Oh, that's a little better.

Snazzy!

White socks?

No!

There we go, black socks.

Oh, I'm loving the tux.

Loving it!

Oh, they look so grown up.

My... my Fetchers!

[ blows]

MAN:
Please welcome our two...

RUFF:
Wow, there's a lot
of people there.

And here they come!

Here come my Fetchers!

Julia and Khalil,
they look so good.

Wow, there's really a lot
of people there.

I'm so nervous.

Oh, a little bow and curtsy.

[ waltz music playing]

Oh, and Julia has
a great-looking collar.

Oh, that is much nicer
than mine.

One, two, three,
they're smiling.

Khalil's leading,
he's doing so well.

[ applause]

[ cheering]

Wow.

Good turn,
that was a good turn.

Good camera work, Murray.

Look at the feet,
they're synched in.

They're laughing,
they're having a good time.

[ laughing]

One last spin.

[ laughing]

Oh, a double spin backed
into the reverse something.

That was kind of creative.

And that's it!

[ cheering and applause]

Listen to that crowd!
They love them!

Hey, Ruff, we made it, we did
it, and we did the challenge,

so I hope you give us
a lot of points.

We're just going
to keep on ballroom dancing.

We rock!See you!

RUFF:
You don't rock, you waltz!

Keep going, guys!

You look awesome!

That's it.

I'm signing up,
I'm going to SuperShag.

[ Latin music playing]

Conga line?

I want to do a conga line!

♪ Oh, way, oh

♪ Oh, oh

♪ Oh, way, oh

See ya, Khalil!

See you back
at Studio G, Julia!

Whoo!

RUFF:
That was cool.

RUFF:
All right, first up,

the dog breath duo,
Anna and Brian.

That was awesome.

That was so fun, Ruff.

Hey, I think it's time

to welcome our dancing duo,
Julia and Khalil.

I liked you
guys' outfits.

They were cool.

KHALIL:
We had to take them off.

Where's the evening gown?

Where's the tux?

Sorry, they had to be

returned to the studio.

Aw, I wanted to see you guys
all dolled up.

All right,

who wants some points?

Points, points!

Let's do it.

Julia and Khalil,
you learned the waltz.

For two very classy people,
points each.

Good job, guys.

You guys laughed together,
which is great.

You kept your sense of humor;
that gets you another points.

BRIAN:
Good job.

We here on Fetch!
reward people for good fashion.

And for looking mighty fine

in your dancing duds,

a very spiffy ten points
for high fashion.

Good job!

That gives each of you
points.

Nice job.

I give the bottoms a "C.""C."

Now, moving on
to the good doctors,

for even figuring out a way to
determine whose mouth is cleaner

and for going about it
like true scientists,

points.

Good job, guys.

Now, Brian,
I've got to tell you,

you have got a way with dogs.

They love you.

I'm a dog magnet.

I'm giving you a modest--

for your love of dogs

and for the dogs' love of you,

I can't help it, I'm biased,
maybe because I'm a dog--

, points!

Yes!

[ crashing]

Wait a minute.

Yeah, the Fetch
isn't programmed

to give points that high.

But I'm going to have to minus

, off that total.

Which still means a respectable

extra points for you.

Good job, Brian.

Now, Anna, you were funny.

And you know Ruff likes
a good sense of humor.

It's important to the ratings.

points.

Good job, Anna.

Is that all the points
a dog can give out?

Bonus time!

Brian, for helping me line up
three dates, thanks to you,

ten points!BRIAN:
Yes!

Nice!

But I am not done bonusing yet!

Giving another ten points

to Anna for not forgetting

that her show's host
has a weakness for the biscuits.

She's got a little
snacky snack!

Yes, I do.

Fetch , what do we got?

Both Brian and Anna
are today's daily winner.

You know the rules,
it's your choice.

Tell you what,

Brian, Anna, step to the
mailbox, receive your prize

and leave the biscuit
inside, please.

What is it?

[ laughs]

"The two winners
of today's show

"must perform a waltz

right here and now
in Studio G."

[ laughter]

Julia, Khalil, why don't you

give them a little help.

BRIAN:
Okay.

So hold my waist
right there.

♪ Fetch!
With Ruff Ruffman♪

Oh, Ruff, come
on, lay off it.

♪ Fetch!
With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ I have halitosis

♪ The poodle tells me so.

Oh, I get it.

I'm not cut out for the opera.

[ humming]

I think it's my turn to lead.

I mean, really,
who needs a poodle?

[ chuckles]

The perfect dance partner
was here all along.

Oh, and you like my breath?

Why, thank you!

[ exhales]

Hey, I hear you've written
a brilliant book

about the making of Fetch!

Oh, you must tell me
all about it.

You are a handsome devil.

Okay, one last thing.

Not only do I host my own
television show

But I have a
fantastic website too.

Check it out. There are tons of
great games, and lots more.

It's like getting a tummy rub
for two hours straight.

pbskidsgo.org

[ Ruff scatting]

♪ Fetch!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

[ Ruff scatting]

Whatever.

♪ Fetch!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ Fetch!♪