01x04 - Cats? I Thought You Said Kites!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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01x04 - Cats? I Thought You Said Kites!

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Ah, how relaxing!

Oh, hi.

I'm Ruff Ruffman.

If you like kites, stay tuned,

because today's show
has kites galore.

In fact...[ rhythmic barking-like
beeping]

Hmm. That's the Henry hotline.

Henry's the president
of the network.

The top dog.

I always get nervous
when I speak to him.

[ clears throat, gulps]

Hey, Henry, how's it shaking?

Ah, yes, sir, that's right.

A whole show about kites,
just like you wanted.

You didn't want kites?

You wanted cats?!

Oh, who in their right mind
would watch a show about...

Oh, you would.
Well, of course.

I didn't mean to suggest that...

Well, yes.

Lots of cat lovers watch TV,
too.

Okay, yes, sir.

Okay, not a problem, Ruff.

You'll roll with it.

Cats and kites, cats and...

Where's the connection?

Oh, I've got it.

We'll have cats strapped tightly
to kites.

Aha! Hurricane strength winds.

Cats feet up
in the clouds screaming.

Ah, it's the Henry hotline
again.

He'll love this idea.

Yes, Henry.

Be nice to the cats.

Yes, sir.

Oy, this won't be pretty.

[ beep]

RUFF:
♪ Life was missing
its mystique♪

♪ My squeaky toys
had lost their squeak. ♪

And then, out of the blue,
I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it,
thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract
back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm,
a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH!♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants,
all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on
the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show
and its name is... ♪

♪ FETCH!♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

It rolls off the tongue.

Wait, stop.♪ With Ruff Ruffman.♪

Somebody want to tell me
why we got cats singing?

Funding for Fetch with Ruff
Ruffman has been provided by

The National Science Foundation

where discovers begin

Dedicated to strengthening
America's future

through education.

And here come
the contestants now!

He enjoys a good waffle--
Brian!

She can hang a spoon
on her nose-- Anna.

His friends
call him Water Head-- Khalil.

She plays a mean game
of hockey-- Julia.

His bullmastiff drools
on the furniture-- Noah.

She sold bath salts
door-to-door-- Taylor.

Let's get an update
on the scores.

Resting comfortably is Taylor
with points.

Noah has moved
out of the cellar,

but he's tied with Brian
with points.

Khalil in the middle of the pack
with points.

And we have a tie for first
between Julia and Anna

with points.

Julia, you play a mean game
of hockey, is that correct?

Ah, yes, I do, sir.

Well, that explains why

you want
to be a pediatric dentist.

This way, when you get
your teeth knocked out

with a hockey puck,
you can fix it yourself.

I like your thinking.
That's smart.

Mouth guards-- wear them, kids.

Right now, it is time to move on
to our two challenges.

Yes.Yeah.

Oh, now you're excited.

Yeah, teams.

Two challenges unprecedented
in the history of television.

[ panting]

[ laughter ]

My tail goes nuts
when I get excited.

I can't help it.

We can tell, Ruff.

Look at that.

Challenge number one--
defy the law of gravity.

Ooh.

Noah and Brian.

Your directions are
in the mailbox.

Go fetch.

All right, we got it.

Good luck, gentlemen.

Let's go.

Bye.

See you.

Challenge number two...

And I'm... I-I can't believe
I'm about to say

what I'm about to say,
but I'm about to say it.

Challenge number two--

and, oh, it just burns me
to say it--

Taylor, Anna,

you're going to be working
with cats.

All right, keep playing.It's okay, Ruff.

Put on a happy face.

Your directions
are in the mailbox.

Go fetch.

Bye-bye.

Good luck.Bye.

Have fun.

Good luck
with the cats.

Now then, as determined
by the Fetch ,

Khalil and Julia have stayed
behind in the studio this week.

But they'll be eligible
to win points

during the Half-Time Quiz Show.

With four kids out
on the challenges,

up to points are at stake
in the Triumph Tally.

Let's catch up
with Challenge One team.

RUFF:
Ah, fine groove to kite to.

This fine fellow right here

is a good personal friend
of mine, Archie.

He's a professional kite man.

How you doing, guys?Okay. How you doing?

I got a call from
Ruff this morning.

RUFF:
You sure did.

Yeah, well, he's got
a challenge for you.

You have to
design, build,

and fly a kite.Sounds good.

Huh?Let's go.

All right. Guys ever
fly a kite before?

Well, when I was little,
I used to...

Me and my uncle used
to go out to the beach sometime.

Yeah, I've never flown
a kite before.

ARCHIE:
Well, there are some things

that are very important
about flying kites.

You know, there are some forces
that work on the kite.

Let me show you.

Lift.

See, the wind that's pushing up

against the sail of the kite

makes the kite go up.

And gravity makes the kite
go down.

You need all of those things
in order to make the kite fly.

Ruff gave us
a good challenge.[ laughs]

It's going to be tough.I'd like to see
you try it.

I got something
for you.

I like those boots.

Hey, thank you.

But I want you
to remember something here.

If the wind is in your face,
you're in the wrong place.

If the wind
is in your face...

BOTH:
...you're in the wrong place.

Ruff told me to
give you this.Oh, thanks, Archie.

Oh, sweet.

Okay, let's see
what Ruff has to say.

Okay.

"You will have two hours
to build your kite.

Your kite must fly
for at least five minutes."

RUFF:
Five minutes.

All right, we got it, Ruff.

I want you to
think about that.

If the wind is in your face,
you're in the wrong place.

Because if you
have enough wind,

you could fly

a barn door.

We can make a song
out of that. Ruff,

if the wind is in your face,
you're in the wrong place.

You got that going.

♪ If the wind is in your face

♪ You're in the wrong place.

And then some kind of
a guitar solo, or a keyboard,

or maybe a drum solo,
I don't know.

Hey, Noah,
look at this cool stuff.

Yes. Must be what we
need to build our kite.

ARCHIE:
What do you think is important
about a kite?

BRIAN:
That it fly.

ARCHIE:
In order to fly...

NOAH:
It has to catch wind.

ARCHIE:
It has to catch wind.

Yes.What is a sail?

A sail is like the...
this part of the kite.

You need the sail to be...?

NOAH:
Symmetrical?

Symmetrical, yes.

It needs to be light.
It can't

be too heavy for the wind not
to be able to handle it.

Right. We have spars.

Now, what are spars?

Spars are like the bones

in your body.

RUFF:
Whoa, who said bones?

Somebody say bones?

This long one here that goes up
and down is called the spine.

And these are like your arms.
They're called the spreader.

We have a bridle.BRIAN:
A bridle.

I never heard
that term before.

And what it does, it's able
to change the angle of att*ck.

Angle of att*ck.Angle of att*ck.

Okay? The angle of att*ck

is the way
it faces the wind.

The nose either leans forward,
or leans back.

Oh, I see.

And that creates...

All right, guys.
Go for it.

Thanks, Archie.Thanks...

Let's go, Noah.See you later.

RUFF:
Well, I have Anna and Taylor
working on a project

that is nowhere near
and dear to my heart,

but regulations say
that I give equal time,

and so, I present
to you kids at home...

cat training.

"Your challenge is
to train a cat

"to fetch an object
and bring it back to you.

"Choose your
cat wisely.

Look for Julie."

ANNA:
Hello. Are
you Julie?

I am Julie.

RUFF:
Oh, man, look at them!

But the executives want
what they want, so there it is.

Would you like to learn

how to train the cats?

What you're going to do...Sure, yeah.

A clicker.

You click it.

Wow.

What the clicker means is,
something good's coming.

It means they're
doing something right.

RUFF:
You got to click to tell a cat
he's doing something right?

So, when we're working
with them,

the first thing we try to do
is get them

to touch some sort
of a target,

and they naturally
touch their nose to things.

And we just hold it out.

[ clicking tongue,
clicks clicker]

And you click as soon
as they touch it,

and then you give them
a piece of tuna.

Okay, so how would
we get them

to get an object?

Yeah, like,
fetch something.

You click and treat
little steps.

JULIE:
You click it.

[ clicking]Oh, wow!

I think we can do it.Yeah.

Okay, so we got
to get you to fetch, right?

You need to fetch,
Flint, fetch.

Okay, so, how should we do this?

Flint?! What are you looking at?

NOAH:
But we should
use this.

I think this is
what they mean
for the kite.

This is kind of
like a paper,

but it looks
light to me.

I like...

See, I'm leaning
towards this

because it's very light,

it won't rip that hard,
and it's strong.

Think that we want it
like this, though?

You have the spine,

you have your spars
like this,

and then just one big string
will meet right in the middle.

That's a real
good idea.

Now, a square.

Wouldn't you think
it might be

more easy to control
the triangle?

Most boats are shaped
as a triangle,

and the waves break
right off the boat.

Then square boats would
just keep hitting the waves.

I'm thinking of this kite thing
as a boat hitting the waves

as if the kite's
hitting the wind.
Right.

Hey, how you doing, guys?Good, how you doing?

Should we make the kite
rounded at the top,

or very pointy,
like a triangle?

You're thinking about
the kite going through

like a boat goes
through water.
Uh-huh.

Well, the faceof the kite is
what's going through the air.

Oh, I see now,
I see now.

Okay.
Not the point.

I was also thinking
that it could come
like this.

Like that.That's a good idea!

I like that way
a little bit better.This is the top?

I think the whole getting him
to his mouse is the first step

to getting him
to bring it back, right?

So...This is really juicy.

RUFF:
All right, so they're
dipping that cat toy

into some tuna fish juice.

Smell that?
You smell that.

RUFF:
All right, let's see
if he picks it up.

Okay.

Can you, like, maybe try
a different kind of treat

to treat him with?

Salmon.
Yummy.
Whoa.

I... I don't see the cat's
really doing anything

outside of eating.

He has to learn
with the stick.

Take a little scoop
of this.

RUFF:
Okay, she's scooping
some of the food

onto a stick.

Oh, he opened his mouth!

Oh, wait a minute, he was
biting on this just now.

Maybe it'll work with
something smaller,
like a stick.

Like, you know how you throw
a stick and a dog fetches it?

RUFF:
Cat's learning.

[ laughing]:
Oh, that's a good one!

That's a...
Oh, wait a minute, he's got it.

Good job, Flint!

Now you got to bring it
to them...

[ Ruff sighs disgustedly]

So when he has it in his mouth,
I'll show him the food,

and he'll keep it in his mouth
and bring it back.

Okay, it's in,
it's in, it's in.

TAYLOR:
Flint? Flint?
Flint?
Ah.

Okay, he has it.
Flint?
Flint?
Flint?

[ clucking tongue]

Ugh. This is
not working.

TAYLOR:
Ruff, I wish
you were here.

[ Ruff laughs]

I know, he could scare
the cat back to us.

Exactly.
Exactly.

Got any suggestions?

I'm sorry, ladies,
you're on your own.

Good luck training a cat
to do anything.

We got our spreaders.RUFF:
Spreaders, check.

We got our spine. Got your spine, check.

I bet Ruff can't even
hold a pair of scissors.

RUFF:
Wait, what?
Doesn't even
have thumbs.

How's he going to hold
a pair of scissors?

[ laughs]
RUFF:
Oh, uh, I don't think
making fun of me

is the way to go here.

I may not be able to hold a pair
of scissors,

but you know what I am holding?

Your final score!

Hah!

NOAH:
We got it.

What is this?
Ruff, did you plant these?

RUFF [ laughing]:
Yay!

I put them in there,
that's awesome!

Oh... full box of stickers
of me, Ruff Ruffman.

We're going to get
the bridles on.

RUFF:
I've always wanted to be
on a kite.

Good promotion.

All right, welcome back.

Now we're going to check
back in with Anna and Taylor

to see how they think
they're doing.

Let's go now live
via satellite.

RUFF:
How you guys doing?

[ sighs]:
It's pretty rough,
but...

We're doing awesome.
We're doing awesome.

RUFF:
"It's pretty rough,"
that's good.

Get it?
I said "rough."

Right, I get the joke.

We're getting Flint

to, like, pick it up.

Okay, it's in,
it's in.

Flint?
Flint?
Flint?

But he's not exactly
bringing it back.

Ah...

But, come on, I mean,
he's picking it up.

That's pretty good.That's good, right?

Well, if the challenge...
Wait, now, Anna.

He picked it up, we gave him
food, and he walked away.

RUFF:
I have to say,

if the challenge was
to pick it up, then you'd win.

But picking up is not fetching.

ANNA:
Like you could
do this?

TAYLOR:
Exactly, you'd
eat the cat.

Oh, wait a minute, who's doing
the challenges here, me or you?

Well, I think we've
pretty much figured out

what I suspected the whole time,

and that is that
cats cannot fetch.

Can you?
That's correct.

Of course I can fetch.

Not only can I fetch,
I named the show Fetch!

I'm all about fetching!

Now it's time
for Khalil and Julia

to earn some points of their own
during the Half-Time Quiz Show.

As a refresher,

let's discuss the rules
of the trivia quiz.

There are points
on the board, all right?

Now, you two have
to work as team.

I'm going to ask you
ten questions,

and you have to see if
you can answer those questions

in seconds.

Good luck.
Are you ready?

All right.

Let's go!

Question number one.

"Flint."

RUFF:
Excellent.

The spars.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

RUFF:
"Spars" it is, excellent.

A clicker!

RUFF:
"Clicker" is right.

Wind and gravity.

Wind and gravity?

"Lift" and gravity, very close.
Moving on.

In his boot.
RUFF:
Excellent!

A kite!
A kite!

No, a barn door!

Tuna juice.

Bleck, disgusting, but correct.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Can we skip?
RUFF:
Moving on.

"If the wind is
in your face..."

"You're in
the wrong place."

Nice teamwork!
Excellent!

[ bell dings]Time's up!

Let's check
the Fetch point totals.

points.

Nicely done, guys.

So that does it for the
half-time part of our program,

and now to the second half
of our challenges.

And here we go.

[ cell phone ringing]

Hello?

Okay, guys, so you
didn't totally get

the cat to fetch,
that's okay.

We're just going
to have to fake it,
and here's why.

My TV network
executives,

they're breathing down
my neck about the show.

They think we
need to appeal to
a broader audience--

which includes cats.

So, I need you guys
to write

a -second commercial
for the show.

Now, here's the catch:
and I'm sorry about this,

but the commercial
has got to feature

a cat fetching something.

But you're going
to have to use your cat.

Now, write a script, and then
sh**t the commercial.

All right, now
I'm going to have

some camera equipment
sent over to you.

Now, we need the commercial
on the air by tonight.

All right, you two?
Now, good luck.

Make me proud.

Whoo. Thanks, Ruff.

Talk about a time limit.

Let's go!Let's do this!

We could have somebody be the
voice of the cat, and be like,

"Oh, I'm so depressed,
I have nothing to do."

Yeah.
Testimonials,
I think it is.

Well, what should,
like, the storyline be?

"Before I watched Fetch!,
my family was broken apart."

And then we could have the dad,
like, in a family with...

RUFF:
That's a little extreme.

How about "Before I watched
Fetch!,I didn't watch Fetch!

And now I watch it,
and it's awesome."

But I think we need to put
some cat jokes into them.

Like, instead, we can put

"I was at the end of my
yarn ball," or something.

Yeah, like, "I was coming to
the end of my yarn ball."

So, how are we going to get
the cats to do this?

Um, we could fake it.

We could take a sheet of paper
and draw a remote on it.

And he'll touch
his nose to it,

and then we can just cut to
another sh*t where he's running.

Where it's
attached to it.

Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.

At the end, we could just
have it a happy family.

"Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman

makes the cats meow
and the dogs bow-wow."

"The dogs bow-wow."
I like it!

TAYLOR:
Okay, we need a costume
for Flint, right?

ANNA:
'Cause this would
definitely fit the cat.

Okay, so let's buy this.

Okay, so you want
to just sh**t in here?Yeah, sure.

RUFF:
All right,
so now they're

setting the stage
for the commercial.

Couple of chairs they're going
to try to put the cats on.

Okay, let's get
some more hair
for our hairball.

You'd enjoy this, Ruff.

RUFF:
Oh, that's disgusting!

Oh!It's getting bigger.

Oh, it looks like a fat mouse
with no head!

Mm-hmm.

So, "If the wind's in your face,
you're in the wrong place."

RUFF:
That's right.

♪ Wind's in your face♪

♪ You're in the wrong place.♪

[ Ruff barks]

Our backs to the wind.Backs to the wind.

All right, go.

RUFF:
First try didn't work.

Let's try it
again.

RUFF:
All right, they're giving it

a little more slack
on this one.

Go!

RUFF:
Go, run, Noah! Noah! Noah!

Oh, nose-dive!

Go!

RUFF:
Crash and burn maverick.

All right, let's see
if they try it again.

Stay up, up, up!

Oh!

Now, these guys got
to keep this kite

in the air for five minutes.

You guys look like
you've been having

a little bit of
problems here, what's up?

We have. It's flying up
in the air...

Yeah?
and then it's taking
a big nose-dive.

Oh!
RUFF:
Archie'll straighten them out.

I brought a tail, because
I noticed your kite...

RUFF:
Oh, a tail.

...was leaning
from the top,

which had too much
of an angle of att*ck.

Top of the kite was
leaning too far forward.

RUFF:
That's right, it nose-dives
right into the ground!

You want it
a little bit flatter

so that it pushes up
against the face of the kite

and makes it rise.And just
keeps rising.

ARCHIE:
Ruff is going to like that.

He's going to love this.

And he actually looks skinny
in these pictures.

RUFF:
Well, thank you, Brian.

Let's tie one
to one side of the tail,

and tie this one to
the bottom spreader.

Good.

Let's see if we can adjust
the angle of att*ck.

Which way is

the wind blowing?

All right.

So we should let
it up slowly.

Okay.

RUFF:
Now remember,
they have five minutes

they have to keep this
in the air.

Let's see if they can do it.

ARCHIE:
Let it go.

Walk.

[ triumphant music playing]

RUFF:
Oh, now this

is some kite-flying music.

BRIAN:
It worked!

It's up!

RUFF:
Look at me. I'm flying.

They did it!

Oh, awesome!

NOAH:
Ruff would be proud.

Look at that bad boy fly.

I love it.

RUFF:
Brian and Noah
have sent me soaring for...

seconds.

Yes, dude.

That had to be
five minutes.

RUFF:
That wasn't even close
to five minutes.

Let me give these guys a call.

[ ringing]Oh, it's Ruff.

It's Ruff.

Hey, guys, Ruff
Ruffman here.

Actually, you were
pretty well short

of the five-minute mark, guys.

But, hey, look,
nice job on the kite.

But listen, you're not done yet.

Okay, here's the deal.

There's a really cute poodle
that lives across the street,

and I kind of have
a little crush on her.

So what I want you to do is

attach the dog biscuit to your
kite and give it a test flight.

And I will provide you

with a target.

I need to know
that it's going to work.

If you can land the kite with
the dog biscuit on the target,

I'm in like Flynn.

Oh, it's bonus
points if you can.

You got it, Ruff.

I'm so in love.
This is very important to me.

ANNA:
So we have
both our cats.

Okay, for
props, we have

a TV remote, a ball of yarn,

two cat bowls, one big cat bowl,

a can of tuna fish,
a Hawaiian shirt, a dress,

a picture of Ruff

and two cats.

So we've got
everything we need.

We have the set ready,
we have the costumes,

we have the cats...

We don't have the camera.

No.

Wasn't Ruff supposed
to send us one?

RUFF:
Hey, kids,
this is my cousin Murray.

Murray is a, uh,
runner here at the studio,

and, uh, basically,
whatever I need done,

I send Murray to do it.

TAYLOR:
And take one. Go.

Does your life lack value?

ANNA:
Our next sh*t is the cat
fetching the remote.

RUFF:
Come on, Flint,
help these kids out.

That's the remote, fetch it.

Okay, perfect sh*t.
That was awesome.

No.Flint, come here.

Shall we get Flint in costume?

Come on, Flint,
come on.

Put your paw through
and nobody gets hurt.

ANNA:
Aw, look at him.

Now we need the hairball.RUFF:
Ugh!

Oh, get that thing away...
Oh! Don't zoom in!

This poodle's going to be
very, very happy.

Yes. I think it's on.

Let's try it.

Noah, I found the target!

All right.

RUFF:
So Brian and Noah
have five chances

to land the kite
with the dog biscuit

attached onto the target.

Oh, and quickly,
the first try did not work.

Oh, it's another
crash and fall.

Here comes the third try.

Almost hits Brian in the head,
it missed.

Quickly, they are for four.

Ah, the fifth one!

You got it, Noah!

Let's go.

You got it, Noah,
don't worry about it.

RUFF:
Hang on, Noah,
hang on, Noah.

Your left?

Just a little left.

My left?

RUFF:
Noah has the kite.

Brian is trying to guide Noah
onto the target.

Where's the target?

I can't see it
from way back here.

Up, up, up. Little left.

A little right.

Just a little more.

What? Where is it?

A little more right.

RUFF:
Come on, guys, come on.

You got it,
you got it.

RUFF:
Do it for my girlfriend.

Oh, nose-dive. Sorry.

RUFF:
That's all right--
I like being by myself.

I think maybe Friday, you know,

I'll make myself a latte
and read a book, watch some TV.

We got to go back to the garage,
or as you say, "the studio."

RUFF:
That's what it is.

I don't want to hear "garage"
from any one of you guys.

Archie, you're the man.
Thank you.

Time we welcome in

the kite brothers.

Hey, what's up?

And you brought
your awesome kite, too.

Hey, that's a good-looking dog

you have on
that kite there, Brian.

Look at this.Whoa!

You know what?

I think the kite

actually creates
a slimming effect.

BRIAN:
It does, I can see it.

Now let's say hi
to the cat trainers.

Have a seat, ladies,
have a seat.

I'm sorry I had
to do that to you two,

but it had to be done.

That one came from upstairs.Right.

All right, g*ng, it's time

for the Triumph Tally Totals.

First, we're going to start
with Brian and Noah--

the kite brothers.

For outstanding
overall construction

of your Ruff Ruffman kite,

I award you out of points.

Nice job, guys.

However...

you failed to maintain a kite

aerial status of five minutes.

You only hang it up there
for seconds.

And I wanted you to land
a biscuit on my girlfriend...

uh, potential
girlfriend's porch.

That didn't happen.

So points.

What have we got, Fetch ?

points.

Yes!

That's good.

All right, on to the cat people.

You guys started out slow.

The cat was able

to pick up the item
but not fetch it to you.

So you got half the task there.

The Fetch will award you
points for that segment.

However,
part of their assignment

was to create a promo for
our show using the evil cats.

And so, I would like
to show you guys now--

and I want
your professional opinion--

the world premiere
of the new promo

for Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman!

Ugh!

ANNA:
Does your life lack value?

Just pick up the remote and tune
into Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman.

RUFF:
That's me! That's me!

TAYLOR:
My life... sorry.

[ as cat]:
My life was unraveling
like my favorite yarn ball.

ANNA:
Family dinner was as bland

as cold tuna.

And a supper is everything.

And my Friday nights made
hairballs sound exciting.

Now since Fetch,

our tuna tastes tastier,
and our salmon seems spicier.

Just look at
our family dinners now.

TAYLOR:
All you got to do is tune in
to Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman.

RUFF:
That's me again!

ANNA:
Meow.

Wow. That's awesome.

That came out
so awesome.That was good.

RUFF:
Wow, wow and super wow.

The promo commercial... la-ha.

That was awesome.

It was awesome.
I loved it.

Plenty of clips of me.

I get a little excited,
my voice goes up.

I give you points
for an awesome video,

which brings your total

to Triumph Tally points.

However, it doesn't
end there for Taylor.

Taylor.

Yes, Ruff?

I have seen a lot
of great art in my day,

but the hairball,
it was creative.

That hairball deserves
special mention,

and today, five bonus points.

That brings your total
to points--

highest point total of the day!

Congratulations.

And that means you win
the daily prize.

Whoo!Good job!

The daily prize.

RUFF:
What are you going to do?

Anna did help me
make the hairball,

so I'm going to give the prize,
whether good or bad, to her.

If it's bad,
I'm very sorry.

You are so sweet,
and sportsmanship

unlike I have ever seen.

The prize is yours.

Come get it in the mailbox.

[ kids groaning]

Ruff's finest can of tuna.

I thought you'd like that.

Anna, you have enough tuna fish
there to train a dozen cats.

Not that you'll ever be able to,
but good luck.

It's time to go!

The show's over!

Thanks for watching!

See you guys next time

on Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman.

[ kids chattering excitedly]

♪ Fetch!

[ yawning]

What a show.

[ beeping]Oh, there's the Henry hotline.

Going to get yelled at.

Hello, Henry.

You liked the show!

Oh, great.

What's that?
Got calls from cat owners?

Oh, they liked the show, too.

Did you get any calls
from dog owners saying

they think it's awesome
that a dog has created,

produced and starred
in his own show?

Eh, not one.
I didn't think so.

Okay, sir.

Thank you.

I'm going to take a little...
little cat nap.

[ chuckling]

That's a joke, sir.

Okay, one last thing.

Not only do I host my own
television show

But I have a
fantastic website too.

Check it out. There are tons of
great games, and lots more.

the inside scoop on our
contestants,

It's more fun than barking at
squirrels. [bark, bark]

pbskidsgo.org

[ Ruff scatting]

♪ Fetch!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

[ Ruff scatting]

Whatever.

♪ Fetch!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ Fetch!♪
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