07x03 - The Fuzzball Problem/The Silliest Song Problem

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07x03 - The Fuzzball Problem/The Silliest Song Problem

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- ♪♪ One, two
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three ♪

- ♪ Yeah, c'mon let's go
- Four, five, six ♪

- ♪ Hey, what do you know!

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Wow! What comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ You're the best! ♪
- Woo! Yeah!

- ♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you ♪

♪ Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat!
- Peg plus Cat! ♪♪

(laughing)

- Hi there, I'm Captain Peg.
This is my trusty crew:

head pilot Cat...
- Reporting for duty!

- And tech genius Richard.
- I really like making
inventions.

- And together we are...
♪♪♪

- ♪ The Intergalactic Superhero
Team! Solvin' problems
in space ♪

- ♪ No matter how
far out they seem!
- We're brave! ♪

- ♪ Smart!
- Flashy as an awesome beam! ♪

- ♪ We're the--
- INTERGALACTIC SUPERHERO TEAM ♪

- How's that robot
coming, Richard?
- He can add really fast.

I call him Add-bot!
- Good day, Captain Peg!

- Add-bot, you're going
to be a great "addition"

to our team! So can I
see you in action?

- Affirmative! That means "yes".
- Add-bot, how many jellybeans
are in this jar?

- There are exactly .

- He's wrong. I put
jellybeans in this jar,

but he only counted .
- Maybe he's just having
an off day.

- I didn't think robots could
have "off days". Perhaps
I should reboot myself.

- To find out if Add-bot
is working okay,

let's just pour out the
jellybeans and count them.

Let's see: , , , , ,

, , . He's right,

there's only jellybeans
in that jar,

which is exactly HALF of the
jellybeans you put in there.
- Uh, half?

- When you divide something into
two parts that have the same
number, each part is half.

- But then what happened to the
other half of the jellybeans?

- Did we fly through a zone
that "halves" things?

- Or did we go so fast that
jellybeans disintegrated?

- (both): This is A BIG PROBLEM!

- Intergalactic Superhero Team!

With our powers combined,
we will solve this mystery!

- I have them.
- Wow, that was fast.

- I needed them for an
experiment. I was gonna test
their taste by eating them.

- Let's put the jellybeans
back in the jar

to help Richard with his
experiment right now, right?

- The new total has doubled.

There are now
jellybeans in the jar.

- When you add a number of
something to itself, it doubles.

Doubling means you have twice
as much. Doubling and halving
are opposites.

Halving means you cut
the amount in half.
- Cat!

- Just one last goodbye!
Goodbye.

- And doubling means
you have twice as much.

- The jellybeans
are totally back!
- And so...

♪ Problem solved!
The problem is solved! ♪

♪ We solved the problem!
Problem-- ♪

- [Hello? Calling the
Intergalactic Superhero Team.]

- I think we have
a bad connection.
- [Is this thing on?]

[Intergalactic Superhero Team!
I need you to come here
immediately.]

[We're on Planet Pellicius,
where my son is freaking out!]

[Peg and Cat,
you're our only hope.]

- Sounds like
this is a job for--

- ♪ THE INTERGALACTIC
SUPERHERO TEAM! ♪

- Cat, chart a course
for the Planet Pellicius!
Let's get there quick!

- Superfast space-speed!

Is that the planet Pellicius?
- That's no planet.

Planets are round shapes called
spheres. That's a cylinder!

A cylinder is a solid shape that
has two circles on either end

which are connected by a tube.
So it's not a planet.

- It's Dot's space station.
- Hi!

What are you doing out here?

She's fixing spaceships.
That's so cool!

Good luck, Dot! Bye!

- Is that black thing
Pellicius? It's round.
- That's not a sphere either.

A sphere's a solid
round shape, like a ball.

That black shape is flat.
- It's a black hole!

- If you fly into a black hole,
you can get stuck in it!

STEER CLEAR, CAT!

- Straight ahead!
I count one giant sphere!

- It's Pellicius!

- They're here!

- I'm Captain Peg and this
is the Intergalactic
Superhero Team.

And we're ready
to face your emergency.
- It's not exactly an emergency,

but you're the only ones in the
universe who can help us!
- Huh?

- YAY! THEY'RE REALLY HERE!
THIS. IS. AWESOME!

- My four-year-old son Felix
is your biggest fan!

- You're Super Peg,
the most awesomest coolest

wonderfullest superhero
of all time!

- Hi there, little guy!
- And you're Cat,

the cutest, most lovable
"a-maaaz-ing" cat ever.

- He is.
- And you're Richard,

SUPER GENIUS INVENTOR!
- Well, I'm not really a genius.

- And you're Add-bot,
Richard's new invention

that counts super-duper fast!

- You really ARE
our biggest fan.
- It's Felix's birthday

and, um, well, he was
wondering if he could--

- I could please please please
ride in your spaceship? Please?

- Well, since it's
your birthday...

- YAY!
- We'll have him back by dinner.

- I'm so so SOOOOOO happy!

Oh my fuzz, that's Super Peg's
captain's chair! And these

are your space controls!
And that's your video screen!

Hi, Mom!
- [Intergalactic Superhero Team,
I forgot to tell you]

[that whatever you do,
please keep Felix away from--]

- Keep him away
from what?

- I love buttons!
- His mom must have been
trying to say

keep him away from buttons!

- Or keep him away from levers.

- Or keep him away
from EVERYTHING.

- Taking care of this crazy
little fuzzball is gonna be

a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- I got him!
- Your spaceship is awesome.

Oh my fuzz, I just love
being here.

- Aww, he IS really cute.
- Ugh! But messy.

- Let's clean him up.
- Add-bot can handle this!

Activate water thingy!

- Oh dear, did I do
something wrong?
- One fuzzball became two.

He doubled!
- Let me try again!

- Two and two more became four!
They doubled again!

- This is so awesome!
More crazy fuzzy fuzzballs!

- Felix's mom was telling us
to keep him away from WATER!

Water makes Fuzzballs double!

- The balls have
doubled into .

- Stop, Felix!
- The have doubled to !

- They're everywhere!
- OK, Team, we need to catch
those fuzzballs

before they completely
wreck our ship!

♪♪ Time to race, chase,
catch those balls ♪

♪ Use our powers
to snag them all ♪

♪ They can bang, clang all over
the ship, if we work together
we'll catch them quick ♪

- ♪ I got a net! Don't fret!
- I see them soar! ♪

- ♪ Push 'em Cat's way!
- We've caught four! ♪

- ♪ They're good at hiding.
- But we can seek and sing! ♪

- ♪ I caught more
in my vacuum thing ♪

- ♪There aren't planets
in our solar system! ♪

- ♪ Half are fuzzballs
hiding with them ♪

- ♪ They all are round,
so which is which? ♪

- ♪ The fuzzballs are the ones
that are ticklish ♪
(giggling)

♪ We race, chase,
catch those balls! ♪

♪ We use our powers
to snag them all! ♪

♪ We grab, nab all ♪

♪ 'Cause we're an awesome
super team! ♪♪

- All fuzzballs are
accounted for. For now.

- We can't keep chasing
these crazy fuzzballs!

We're space superheroes,
not space babysitters!

I'm TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!!!

(trumpet and whistle sound)
Cat's right. I should count
backwards from

to calm down: , ,

, , !

You did it again,
you hand-drying Cat!
- Huh?

- The opposite of getting
things wet is drying.

And the opposite
of doubling is halving!

If getting fuzzballs wet doubles
them, maybe drying 'em off will
divide their number in half!

- Sounds good, Captain!
- OK, Add-bot.

Activate your dryer.

- fuzzballs became !

- is half of ! It's working!

- became , became ,

became fuzzball!

Halving complete!

- That was so fun! Thanks, guys!
(emergency signal)

- An emergency call!
- [Hey, superheroes!]

[My spaceship's steering wheel
broke off and I'm headed
right for a black hole!]

- From which there's,
like, no escape!
- Uh-oh.

- Intergalactic Superhero Team,
to your stations!

- This is so cool!

- Keep the ship steady, Cat.

We're gonna push Ramone's ship
away from the black hole
by blasting it with water.

NOW! It's not working!
- The water's not powerful
enough.

- I have an idea!

- It's so crazy,
it just might work!

Are you sure you wanna
try this, Felix?
- I'm sure.

- You heard him, Richard!
- Ready, aim...

water!
- There are now fuzzballs.

The fuzzballs
have doubled into .

The fuzzballs
have doubled into .

The fuzzballs
have doubled to .
- Wow, there's a lot of them.

- One more time.
- You've never doubled into
that many fuzzballs before!

- We've gotta make sure there's
enough of me to save Ramone.
- One more time, Add-Bot!

Go!

- Wow. plus equals...

- FUZZBALLS!

- Now, Felix! Go!

They're forming
a big, bouncy wall!

- I did it!
(all cheering)

- Ramone's on his way back
to Dot's station to get
his engine fixed!

- And not plunging
into a black hole!
- You saved Ramone!

Which means...
♪ Problem solved! ♪

♪ The problem is solved!
We solved the problem! ♪

- ♪ So everything is awesome!
- Problem solved! ♪

- There was an out-of-control
spaceship and I came up
with a plan!

- Felix used doubling
to save our friend.

- He did?
- And from now on,
every time we're in the area,

we'd like you to report for duty
as the newest member of...

(gasping)
- WHOA!

- ♪♪ The Intergalactic
Superhero Team! ♪

- ♪ Solvin' problems in space no
matter how far out they seem! ♪

- ♪ And now when there's trouble
we're even greater! ♪

- ♪ We got a guy who can double!
- Then halve again later! ♪

- ♪ We're brave!
- Smart!
- Flashy as an awesome beam! ♪

- ♪ We're the Intergalactic
Superhero Team! ♪♪

- What's with the hose, Cat?

- I'm trying to double myself
to make a friend.

- You have a friend. Me!

Whoa! Why'd you splash me?

- To see if I could double you
to get twice as many hugs.

- You don't need two of me
to get that, you amazing Cat!

(giggling)

Live from the tree, it's--
- Amazing People!

- The show where we interview--
- Amazing People!
- We still haven't--

- Written a--
- Theme song!

- Today on Amazing People, we're
celebrating our th episode.

- We've made
of these things! Par-tay!

- For ten episodes now,
we've had amazing guests.

- Amazing hosts.
- Our amazing

tech guy Mac.
- Hi! Oh.
- And amazing viewers like you.

- You are so amazing.
- To say thanks, we made a film
to show what Amazing People

would be without you.
Roll it, Mac!

- Without you, our show would be
a snow-covered slope where
snowmen eat vanilla ice cream

and squirt milk
on flying marshmallows!

- Actually, Cat, we showed
the screen with nothing on it,
because without our viewers,

the show would be nothing.
We'd just stop making it.

- That too! Par-tay!
- So we're sending you
our thanks.

- And flying marshmallows!
- On--

- Amazing People!

♪♪♪

- One, two! A one,
two, three, four!

♪♪♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three ♪

- ♪ Yeah, c'mon let's go
- Four, five, six ♪

- ♪ Hey, what do you know!

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Wow! What comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- You're the best!
- Woo! Yeah!

- ♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat!
- Peg plus Cat! ♪♪

(laughing)

(heroic music)

- It is I, Peg the Bold!

(heroic music)

And Brave Sir Cat!
We're called--

- The knights
of the round table!
(heroic music)

- On a most important
knightly quest...

- To party with the King
on his birthday!

- Whoa-ho-ho, the King has
outdone his royal self. Wow!

- He does love triangles.

- Triangular pieces of cake,
triangle chips...

- And birthday presents covered
with triangles! Uh-oh.

Uh, Cat, did you bring
a gift for the King?

- Uh, nope.
- Oh no!

It's King the Pig's birthday
and we didn't even get him
a present!

We've got a BIG PROBLEM!

- Whatta we do?!
- Let's be brave and bold
and just tell the Pig

we forgot and ask him what
he wants for his birthday.
- You be brave and bold first.

- Uh, Mr. the Pig,
Your Highness?

Funny story.
We haven't had a chance
to buy you a birthday present.

- So, uh,
what do ya want?

- You already have all
the triangles in the kingdom.

Is there anything else
that you've always wanted?

♪♪♪

- ♪♪ Ever since I was
a piggy prince ♪

♪ I've had but one request ♪

♪ To hear the song known through
the land for being silliest ♪

♪ And so you ask me Peg the Bold
and good Sir Cat the Brave ♪

♪ To hear the Silliest Song
in the Land ♪

♪ Is the only thing I crave ♪♪

- You want a song as
your present? We can sing!

- We can dance!
- We'd be happy to sing

the Silliest Song in the Land
for you, Your Highness.
- Bring it on!

- We know what we're giving the
Pig for his birthday! And so...

- ♪ Problem solved!
The problem is solved! ♪

♪ We solved the problem-- ♪
- Hear ye, hear ye.

Here ye go, the Silliest
Song in the Land.

- This looks like songs!
- The one silly song
has parts.

Ya got ya knock-knock joke,
the funny sock verse,

the verse about a chicken,
and a verse o' silly noises.

- Piece of cake!
- Don't mind if I do.

- Cat and I were
born to be silly.
- I'm afraid it's not so easy.

Every year someone tries to sing
the silliest song for the King,

but they always cr*ck up
before they reach the end.

- You mean, no one has ever
sung the whole song?
- Wha?

- ♪♪ Hear ye, hark and harken
Listen to my tale ♪

♪ There're many singers
that have tried and all
of them do fail ♪

♪ A mermaid smart, a mermaid
quick, a mermaid often serious ♪

♪ She laughed and laughed
and laughed some more,
until she was delirious! ♪

- ♪ She laughed and laughed and
laughed some more, until
she was delirious! ♪

(giggling)
- Just thinking about it
makes me giggle.

- ♪ A toadie shrewd, a toadie
sharp, a toadie very clever ♪

♪ He laughed and laughed and
laughed so hard he thought
he'd laugh forever ♪

- ♪ He laughed and laughed
and laughed so hard he thought
he'd laugh forever! ♪

- It took me three days to stop
laughing. Can ya believe it?

- ♪ A dragon fierce, a dragon
strong, a dragon really big ♪

♪ He laughed and laughed and
laughed so hard he truly flipped
his wig ♪

- ♪ He laughed and laughed
and laughed so hard he truly
flipped his wig! ♪

- That wig looked fake anyways.

- ♪ At last a knight was ordered
by royal king's decree ♪

♪ To make it through the silly
song without a trace of glee ♪

♪ The knight he tried
with all his might but
now here's the kicker ♪

♪ He couldn't even sing one word
without starting to snicker ♪

- ♪ He couldn't even sing one
word without starting
to snicker ♪

- It wasn't my proudest moment,

but it was my silliest moment!

- ♪ No one has ever sung the
Silliest Song in the Land ♪

♪ It's just too hilarious ♪♪

- No one ever?
- Never.

- That is one
seriously silly song.

Brave Sir Cat, we've got

a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- So big!
- Sir Cat the Brave!

You figured out how to sing the
Silliest Song in the Land!
- Did I?

- If no one can sing the whole
silly song, we'll divide
the song in half.

- What is this half
you speak of?

- Dividing in half is
when you split something

into two equal parts.
- One, two.

- I'll just fold the scroll
in half and you split it
down the middle.

Now we each have half!

I'll sing the part with the door
and the sock, and Cat,

you sing the part with the
chicken and the silly face.

- I'm all business.
- ♪♪ This is a silly song
It's sung by silly folk ♪

♪ It's filled with giggles,
gags and pranks and now
a knock-knock joke ♪

Ahem. Knock-knock.
- Who's there?

- Splash!
- Splash who?
- Splash you!

- Oh! I just got that!
That is hilarious.

- I'm almost done with my half.
One sock verse coming up!

♪ A very silly song
is not just... ♪
(laughing)

♪ This isn't just a sock!
It's a stinky sock! ♪
(laughing)

- Uh-oh. Peg can't not laugh
at stinky socks.

- I can't finish my half!
Cat, start your half, quick!

- OK, Sir Cat the Brave.
It's up to you.

♪ This is a silly song
with a riddle often tried ♪

♪ Why did the chicken cross the
road? To get to the other side ♪

- You nailed
the chicken verse, Cat!

- Now my next verse:
a symphony of silly sounds.

♪ This is a silly song
with silly silly sounds ♪♪

I can do silly sounds,
but not SILLY silly sounds!

I can't even think about 'em!

- This song is so silly neither
of us can sing even half of it!

Wizard Ramone!
Are you here to help us?

- Sure, Peg. Also,
I love triangle chips.

- Cat and I want to sing
the Silliest Song in the Land

for the King on his birthday,
but we can't even sing
half of it!

- Then why don't you sing
a fourth of it?
- A fourth?

- May I?
- I get it!

We can divide
our halves in half!

- So now we have
, , , parts.

- Yup, when you divide something
into four equal parts,
each part is a fourth.

- We can divide the song
into fourths:

, , , verses!

Thanks, Wizard Ramone.
- I do what I can.

- So I split my half in half.
- And I split my half in half.

- , ...
- , ...
- There!

Our song is divided
into fourths.

Now, we just need two more
singers to sing with us!

Good dragon and fair Mermaid,
we need you each to sing
one fourth of the song.

- I'll try.
- Okeydoke.
- I'll take the part

with the knock-knock joke since
I was able to sing it before.

Dragon, you try the sock verse.

- Oh, oh, can I have the chicken
verse again? I kinda crushed it!
- Sure, Sir Cat.

And Mermaid, that leaves you
with the silly noises.
- I'll do my best.

- And now, presenting, for
your royal Pigness' birthday,

the Silliest Song in the Land.

♪ This is a silly song
It's sung by silly folk ♪

♪ It's filled with giggles,
gags and pranks and now
a knock-knock joke ♪

Knock-knock!
- Who's there?
- Splash!

- Splash who?
- Splash you!
(laughing)

- It's even funnier
the second time!

- I can't handle knock-knock
jokes! Ha, ha, ha!

Oopsy!
- Oh my!

- Our song's making the dragon
knock over the whole party!

- ♪ Ohh boo hoo ♪
- The Pig's crying
at his own party!

- That's not good.
- I have no idea how to keep
the dragon from cracking up!

- And smashing everything.
- I am TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

(trumpet and whistle sound)
Cat's right.

I should count backwards
from five to calm down.
- ♪ Booo hoo hooooooooooo! ♪

- , , , , !
- ♪ Boo hoo hoo hoo hooooooooo ♪

- That's it, you ear-covering
genius!
- What?

- Dragon, you can cover
your ears, then you won't
hear the knock-knock joke

and you won't laugh!
- I can't cover my ears.

Stubby arms.
- Toad, can you cover
the Dragon's ears?

- I can only reach one ear.
Oh well...

- Then we'll divide the job in
half! Half of two ears is one
ear. We'll ask Sir Trapezoid

to cover the other ear.
- Gladly.
- Listen up, team!

I'm asking you each to make it
through one fourth of the
silliest song without laughing.

Do it for your King
'cause it's his birthday.

And because this is our time.
- Our time to be silly!

- Hear ye, hear ye... Uh, hear
ye, oh King the Pig, the
Silliest Song in the Land.

- ♪♪ This is a silly song
It's sung by silly folk ♪

♪ It's filled with giggles,
gags and pranks and now
a knock-knock joke ♪

Knock-knock.
- Who's there?
- Splash!

- Splash who?
- Splash you!
(laughing)

- ♪ With a ha ha ha and a hee
hee hee this song is so silly! ♪

- One fourth down,
, , to go!

- My turn?
♪ A very silly song ♪

♪ Is not just full of talk
You'll roar and more
when I put on my shoe ♪

♪ And then my stinky sock! ♪
Stinky.

- ♪ With a ha ha ha and a hee
hee hee this song is so silly! ♪

- The sock fourth is done.
Now I'm gonna rock
that chicken joke!

♪ This is a silly song
with a riddle often tried! ♪

♪ Why did the chicken
cross the road? ♪

♪ To get to the other side! ♪

Good night, kingdom!
You've all been terrific!

- ♪ With a ha ha ha and a hee
hee hee this song is so silly! ♪

- It's the last fourth,
Mermaid! We're almost done!

- ♪ This is a silly song
full of silly silly sounds! ♪

♪ Before I'm done you'll have
some fun rolling on the ground ♪

♪ Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Woo woo! Woo
woo! Hummana hummana hummana! ♪

♪ Hubba hubba hubba!
Cowabunga! ♪

♪ Wee-youuuu wee-youuuu
Prft prft prft prft prft! ♪

- ♪ With a ha ha ha and a hee
hee hee this song is so silly! ♪

♪ With a ha ha ha and
a hee hee hee, this song ♪

♪ Is so silly! ♪♪
(laughing)

- The Pig's not laughing!
- Was he paying attention?

- ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪

♪ Ha haaaaa! ♪

- He liked it!
He really liked it!
- And so...

- ♪ Problem solved! ♪
- Haaa ha haaaaa!
- The problem is solved! ♪

♪ We solved the problem!
- So everything is-- ♪

- ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa ♪

- That was
one silly song.

- Ha ha! I'm laughing
just thinking about it.

- Now I'm laughing thinking
about you thinking about it.

(laughing)
- I mean you with the splash...

- And Dragon
with the socks!

- Me with the
chicken comedy!

- You're the best
chicken comedian ever!

- But Mermaid really
stole the show.

- Oh yeah... What was that line?
- Prft! Prft! Prft!

(laughing)
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