04x19 - The Right Way/Here to Help

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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

♪ I ain't from round here ♪

♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

♪ Gonna get a little weird,
gonna have a good time ♪

♪ I ain't from round here,
I'm from another... woo-hoo ♪

♪ Yea-ah ♪

♪ I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies ♪

♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪

♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

♪ I ain't from round here ♪

♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

Step away from the Queen!

Star?! Oh!

Hey, you! You think
you're a big boy, huh?

Well, there's
always a bigger fish!

I'm a whale!

Ooh! He's down
for the count!

Let's finish the job!

No, wait!

It's too dangerous.

That thing,
it's a Solarian Warrior!

What? But there hasn't been
one for hundreds of years,

except for Mina.

Well, that must be Mina,

and she must have found
some of the ancient armor.

We might be able
to stop her together.

- Oh!
- Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

No, you rest,
we'll take care of Mina.

Let me introduce you
to the greatest warriors

in all of Mewni.

Roll cal!

It's your girl, Kelly!

We got Jorby here!

I'm ready for a fight!

Talon!

Got your backup right here.

Quirky guy.

I'm just here
to get hurt!

Rich Pigeon.

My queen, it is
an honor to serve...

No! No no no! Seahorse!

Here, Ponyhead!

Guys, this is supposed
to be the biiig fight!

Okay?
So let's see some hype!

This is gonna be
the greatest episode

of The Ponyhead Show ever!

These are the greatest
warriors in Mewni?

Well, they're the greatest
friends in all of Mewni,

and they fight good.

Star, I don't mean to insult
you or your friends,

but she's much too strong.

She almost k*lled me.

Look, I fought Mina before,
and I held my own.

Now come on, team!
For Mewni!

And The Ponyhead Show, okay?

- Aah! Aah! Ponyhead?
- Stop lagging, Seahorse! Unh!

Be careful.

Okay, Mina,
where are you?

Unh! Ugh!

Oh, no.
Sir?! Are you okay?!

Additionally, have you seen the
giant suit of armor stomping around?

What the...?

Star! Let's split up!

We'll find her
faster that way.

Ooh, no, I don't think

- we should...
- Let's go Team Kelly! - Whoo-hoo!

W-w-wait! Guys!
Let's stay together!

Okay, B-squad, let's patch up
the civilian and resume the hunt!

Ohh! Bonus medical drama!
Whoo-hoo!

Huh! Huh!

Yah!

Uhhh! Clear!

Huh! Huh! Parkour, man!

- Double time now!
- Hut! Huh! Hoo! Hah!

Ho, ho, ohhh!

Hoo!

Oh, yeah.

Now, that's some good pain!

Aaah!

- Quirky!
- Quirky!

This is pain
like I never felt before.

His wounds are expanding!

I've never seen a wound
like that before.

What is it?

It's from the age of Solaria,

a Mewni queen who wanted
to destroy all Monsters.

She created an army
of powerful warriors

enchanted
with the queen's magic.

The magic made
the soldiers unstable

to the point where
they destroyed themselves.

All except Mina.

Ah, so Solaria was a crazy
lady who made crazy people.

She was also
my mother.

Oh. Lucky.

Ah, here it is.

"The Solarian Sword marks
its foe with a scar of magic,

which consumes
its enemy until..."

Ooh, that does
not look good.

Uh! We need
to stop that warrior!

Mina! Mina girl!

I wanna make you a starrrr!

It's mind games, honey!
It's psychological warfare!

Ohh! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Seahorse! Get the sh*t!
Look at this!

Uh! Hey!

Ohh, man.

Aah, Talon!

Don't worry, comrade!

Rich Pigeon is he...
Aah!

Mina!

Aaaaah!

- Whaa!
- Ohhhh!

Hey, Mina!

Baby, I got this!

Charge!

Royal advisers,
if Star's plan doesn't work,

we need to have
another option.

Well, on Earth,
if people get stuck

on what to do
about something,

they blow it up.

Typical Earth attitude.

Well, what's your
bright idea, buckethead?

Oh!

Sir Dashing?
Fetch the expl*sives.

Let's blow stuff up!

Aah! Whoa!

Unh!

Now this is quality television,
am I right?

Aah! Oh!

Ponyhead!

Looks like
the series finale.

Not!

Oh, never mind!

Aaah!

Baby girl?

Don't let that monster win!

She is filled with hate.

But you...
you need to look around you!

You are surrounded by love!

You've got a big heart, girl!

You got the biggest heart
that Mewni has ever seen!

Show her your heart!

Unh! Yaah!

Rainbow Kaiju Battle Armor!

Yaah! Girl!

You're so beautiful!

All right, friends,
get back to the castle.

Mama's gonna end this.

Ah ha ha ha!

You hear that, Mina?

Our girl's cocky!

So, do you think this plan
is going to work?

Blowing stuff up
always works in movies.

You'd better hope it works,

because we packed every
ounce of expl*sive material

that we have
into this wagon.

If this plan fails,

then that's
all she wrote.

- Aah!
- Aah!

Mina! You need to stop this!

You need! To! Stop!

Ugh!

Mewni has changed.

And it's not changing ba-a-a-ck!

It's over!

Star, look out!

Aaaah!

Aah!

Aaaah!

Oof!

Ohh!

Oh, no!

I call the spell
which has no name.

My mother's gift
with which she reigned.

Eclipse my heart
with rightful power.

Stand before the Queen
and cower!

Unh!

Are you...
Are you okay, Star?

Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm okay.

Oh, good!
'Cause I need to sit down.

Hoo!

I swore I'd never use
any of my mother's spells

for fear
of turning into her.

And yet, here I am. Ha!

Star!

- What?
- Star!

Marco!

Star, listen...

Shh! Shh shh shh shh shh!

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Let me listen
to your heartbeat...

...for just one minute.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I am gonna keep you
in my pocket from now on.

- What?!
- Nothing.

Okay, I can tell
by your heart rate

that you have bad news,
so lay it on me.

Mina Loveberry is coming
to att*ck Eclipsa.

Dude, you're a little late.

Eclipsa just defeated her
with a big ol' spell.

Huzzah!

Uh... that's not Mina.

- What?!
- I'm sorry. Pardon me?

I don't know who that is,

but Mina
is heading here right now,

and she's not alone.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wah ha ha ha!

There are...
hundreds of them!

Ohh!

Episode:
"Here to Help"... >>

Thanks again, Mr. Slime,
for the slime meringue pie.

It was perfect.
Not too much meringue.

Glad you could come by,
Princess Spiderbite.

Sorry about
the, uh, invasion.

- Whaa...?!
- Huh?!

Whoa!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Hold up!

What happened to Doug-Doug?

Doug-Doug looks pretty
gone-gone if you ask me.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Go check his helmet!

Well, boys,
it looks like Eclipsa

wants to get weird.

I can get weird, too!

Archibald, close the gate!

- Yes, milady!
- Where's Meteora?

Hello!

Guess what! You're
outta options, Princess!

Mina!

I'm givin' you till the crow
of this cockerel

to surrender Eclipsa
and her husband.

And don't even think
about trying anymore

of that magic blasty
funny business

like you
did to Doug-Doug.

Mina!
Get back here and fight!

I'm gonna knock the cheese
right off your cr*cker, you...

You no-good
helicopter head!

Star. I appreciate
your fighting spirit,

but I don't know if I have the
energy to do that spell again.

Yeah, that's right! You're
not doing that spell again!

That thing was insane!

I mean, kudos on taking out
that Solarian Warrior,

but you decimated
everything around it.

So is that rooster gonna crow
at sunrise or something?

What? No!
It's a dumb bird, Marco.

It crows
whenever it wants.

And when it does,

we'll have to be ready
for Mina.

Beh!

Beh!

Here, sweetie.
Here's your Beh.

Beh!

Whoa!

Unh!

- Aah!
- Star?

Mom! You came!

Oof!

Did you see them, Mom?

Those soldiers
are everywhere!

We defeated
one of them,

but it took
everything we had!

I'm here to help.

Oh, dear.

Okay, well,
this can be treated.

We need to figure out

how to get the glow-wounded
to the magic sanctuary.

Globgor old boy!
I heard you were up here!

Thought you could use
a good old Dad hang.

Is my family okay?

They're fine, yes.

Moon-Pie has everything
well in hand.

Uh, she always knows
what's right.

You know what you need?
Some meat.

Yes! Fix you up
right as rain!

Ha ha ha!

All right, everyone.

So, yes,
we threw everything we had

at the first Solarian Warrior,

and now there are
maybe a hundred more.

We need ideas.

Oh, Eclipsa, why don't you do
that sweet thing again?

Y'know, that...
With your wand thing?

- You know, that...
- She's not doing that again.

That was too dangerous.

Uh, I thought it was rad.

My ancestors fought
the Solarian Warriors.

Now is my turn.

Whoa, they fought
those things?!

How'd they do?

Uh, bad. Very bad.

Everyone die. Total shame.

Ah!

River!
Where are you going?

I'm going to get
that man some meat!

He is a king
for corn's sake!

He's a vegetarian!

Fine! I'll get him
some chicken!

Moon, can I have
a quick word?

Oh, come on, you stupid thing!

Rrr! Oh, come on!

Eclipsa, how about I hold
the baby while you do that?

No, it's fine, thanks.

What did you want
to talk about?

Ugh! It looks
even more stuck now.

How did it get more stuck?

Oh, sorry. Okay...

As you heard, I used a spell
on that first warrior.

It was... It was
quite destructive.

I saw the damage.

It's a good thing
no one was harmed.

- No one except that Warrior!-

I may have
miscalculated a bit.

I think I can give it another go.

This time,
I'll be more focused.

I figure all I really need
to do is take out Mina.

That show of force
may be enough

to make an impression
on the other warriors.

Thank you, sweetie!
Fancy a Snookers?

Thank you, no.

Look, if you think using that
spell again is a good idea...

Sorry. I'm a nervous eater.

I'm open to suggestions.

Well, I'm not the queen,

but if I were, I'd start by
getting the people to safety,

then deal with Mina.

Oh, right! Good idea!

All right, everyone!
We have a plan.

We need to get the people
of Monstertown to safety.

Buffrog, prepare
the glow-wounded for travel

to the magic sanctuary.

Sir Dashing, make sure we have enough
provisions for all the evacuees.

Just gonna weigh in one more
time on doing that thing again.

I'll get
the provisions ready.

How can we help?

Marco and I are gonna

take care
of the pig goats!

Pig goats?!

Pig goats!

- Come on, Marco, let's go.
- Whoa!

Thank you
for your guidance, Moon.

Of course.

Maybe once everyone's ready,

we can sneak out
through the canals.

Or, I mean,
I know Star wasn't a fan,

but maybe I can use
my annihilation spell again

once everybody's safe.

What are you doing?!
The warriors are out there!

You and Globgor
should surrender.

What?!
Moon, what do you mean?

Surrender now,
and this is all over.

So what are we
doing exactly?

See, here's the thing.

Pig goats are really dumb.

They won't run
from danger,

so we gotta put them
out to pasture

so they don't end up
trapped in here.

Right, uh,
I guess what I mean is

this seems
a little random.

Shouldn't we help out
with the evacuation?

Yeah, we probably should.

It's just
I'm so overwhelmed, Marco.

My friends came to help
the kingdom,

and then they got wounded,

and it's all my fault.

Yeah, but your mom said the
magic sanctuary will fix 'em.

Yeah, I know what she said.

It's just this has been
a lot to deal with.

I know. I'm bad.

I'm bad.
I'm a bad person, right?

My friends are wounded,

and I'm basically hiding.

Hiii-yah!

Marco,
what was that for?

You're not the only one
who can kick in doors.

Come on.
Let's decompress.

Show me how to get
these pig goats to safety.

Okay, so you know
that feeling

when something is so adorable,
you just need to

smooooosh it?

- No.
- So what you do

is you just harness
all that pent-up love

and use it
to give 'em a whack!

Easy-peasy taco-breezy!

Okay, yeah,
I'm not doing that.

It doesn't hurt them.

It's not that.

I don't
like they're eyes.

Oh, Marco.

Y'know...

I'm glad
we're alone together,

'cause there's something
I want to talk to you about.

I remember what
you said to me in the magic.

Uhh...

Okay, well, you're gonna
have to remind me what I said

unless it's really weird,

and then maybe
I don't wanna know.

Oh, no, I...

I said something weird,
didn't I?

Uh... uh...

Look, that place was like...

It was like a dream!

Those were fragments
of my subconscious mind!

I don't wanna know!

Marco, you told me
you loved me.

Ah. Okay.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Maybe it was
just a fragment

of your
subconscious mind, but...

No, it's... It's not
a fragment of anything.

That's the whole Marco.

Y'know,
the whole Blood Moon curse.

That ordeal?
Well, it's... it's baloney.

I've felt like this
since the beginning.

I mean,
I'm not a little boy.

I know that you don't just
fall in love at first sight.

The way I feel has
just gotten more intense

since we first met.

And it was intense at the start,

and I know it's in the way.

In the way?

Marco, why does it
have to be bad?

It is bad
if you don't want it.

Okay, can we kiss?

Uh... please.

Marco, I want you
to love me,

because I love you.

I think
we have an audience.

The eyes!

Maybe we ought to
get back to the others.

Yeah,
you're probably right.

Ha-yaah!

Well done, Mr. Diaz.

No, I can. I really can.

What the...?

What's going on?

Do you want to tell
your daughter what you did,

or should I?

Mom, what did you do?

First of all, this did not
go down the way I intended.

Uh, I...

What do you mean
"intended"?!

Are you... Are you
working for Mina?!

No.

Mina's working for me.

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♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh,
there goes a shining star ♪

- ♪ Evil won't deter her ♪
- ♪ No, sir! ♪

- ♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
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