06x02 - Flip This Flip/Haunted House Call

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Loud House". Aired: May 2, 2016 - present.*
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
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06x02 - Flip This Flip/Haunted House Call

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[high energy music]



- Somewhere beyond
our understanding

exists a vast array
of parallel universes

much different from our own.

But there's one universe
that stands out

from the rest,
where heroes and villains

from our favorite movies
and comics really exist,

heroes like Muscle Fish.

But what do our heroes do
all day

when they're not
battling villains

and saving the world?

Let's find out by tagging along
with the lovable Muscle Fish

as he starts a normal day

in this not-so-normal
universe.

Uh-oh, he seems to be
running a little late.

- Uh-oh, I'm running
extremely late!

Only three minutes
till class starts.

[panting]

All right, kids,
let's get inside.

I've got an extreme art project
planned for today,

ceramics.

both: Sure thing,
Mr. Muscle Fish.

[siren wailing]
Huh?

- Huh?
- [cackling]

[both yelling]

- Oh.

[grunts]

[both sobbing]

- Mr. Muscle Fish,
please get our ball back!

[both crying]

[watch ticking]

[both crying]

- [gulps]

- Okay, I promise
to get your ball back

and start class on time.

[bell dinging]

- Pipe down, Muscle Fish.
- You're being too extreme!

- This is a quiet house.

[people shouting]
- I'm sorry. Pardon me.

Please, please, it's not me.
It's the ball.

- What's all that noise?
- Keep it down out there!

- Sincerest apologies.

I promise, I'm trying here!

- Pipe down, Muscle Fish!

- Will you can it?

- [grunts]
I'm trying to get the ball.

[sighs]

Ah, water.
Now I'm in my element.

[pleasant music]

[electric buzzing]
[grunting]

[engine revving]

[intense music]



I'd like one Flippee, please.

announcer: It's our favorite
frozen treat.

Ah.

- [sniffs]

[grunts]
[birds chirping]

[grunting, groaning]

[grunts]

[elephant trumpets]

[bright fanfare]

[quirky music]



- [cooing]

[glass shatters]

- Ew.
His muscles are all slimy.

- Cool.
His muscles are all slimy.

- Muffiss.

[frantic music]



- Oh, this is gonna be good.

Trust me, I watched the first
three minutes on the internet.

[crunching]

[eerie music]



[laughs]

Ah, look, there's me!

[metal banging]

[frantic music]



Hmm, how am I ever
gonna catch that thing

all the way up there?



- [whistling]

- Okay, I can figure this out.

It's simple algebra.

[groaning]

Okay. Yes.
[computer beeping]

If A plus B equals MC squared,

then carry the protractor,
and--

aha!

[tires skid]

Come to Papa.

[chuckles]

[choking]

[spits]

Dang it.

Ah!

[bull bellows]

[dinosaur roars]

- Wait, don't you want to hear
another joke?

Or is my sense of humor
too "so-fist-icated"?

[laughs]

- Hey there, little pal.

Come on out.

- [whimpering]
- That's the way.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah.

Yes. I mean you no harm.

- Yippee!

- You're safe now,
little buddy.

[chuckles] I'll get you
back to the kids.

[watch beeps]
Huh?

There's only two minutes left
before class starts!

I better hurry!

Kids, I got your ball back.

And now that I'm here, we can
start class right on time.

both: But you already started
class five minutes ago.

- [hisses]

- Hey, who the--and--
if that's me--but I'm--

wait a minute, how can this be?

- Infiltration complete.

[cackles]

- Simulation successful.

Ha, ha.

- This is no infiltration,
nor a simulation,

nor a fever dream.

This is just a normal day in
the Super-Switcheroo-niverse.

Huh?

- What in the blue blazes,
Loud?

This is your report
on plate tectonics?

[dramatic music]

- Mr. Bolhofner, I can explain.

- You had two weeks
to prepare for this.

I should send you
back to kindergarten.

What were you thinking?

And somebody shut up
that theremin music.

[music stops]
This is lazy, irresponsible,

rassafrassing--
[burbling]

- [gulps] I think maybe he was
a little too extreme.

[snoring]

- Poo poo!

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house

- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house

- ♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy

♪ Chaos with 11 kids

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud house
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