06x11 - Catastrophe/Prize Fighter

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general audiences.

♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like
ping-pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the
bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he
can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove,
it's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls, wouldn't
trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud ♪

♪ House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!

♪

(String music playing)
(Meowing)

May I top off your milk bowls?

Anything for the two graduates
of Madame Furball's

Academy for Refined Felines!

(Sniffling)

Our fur babies are growing up!

More homemade fish pâté, Muffin?

So glad you guys could join us
for Cleo and Nefertiti's party.

(Meowing)

Yes, Mr. Fancypaws.

We were able to secure Royal
Woods' premier cat entertainer!

(Making cat noises)

Bad Mrs. Bernardo!
No scratching the furniture!

(Meowing)

(Hissing)

(Buzzing)

(Beeping)
Go for Harold!

Harold, it's your mother.

Oh, hi Mom! Clyde!
Come say hi to Nana.

Hi, Nana Gail!

Hey there, baby.

What time are you boys
coming around for our

annual birthday celebration?

You didn't forget my
big day, did you?

Uh, your big day?
(Meowing)

(Gasping)

Augh!
(Meowing)

(Laughing)
Of course not, Mom!

Augh!
(Meowing)

You guys always throw me
the best parties!

It's the highlight of my year!
Oh!

And you're gonna love the one we
have planned for you this year.

I mean, what kind of son
would I be if I didn't have

a beautiful, thoughtful party
planned for my dear mother?

A monster! A horrible,
unforgivable mons...

(Slapping)
Okay!

Love you Nana, bye!
(Kissing)

Ah!

(Splashing, meowing)

Ahh! Oh, my heavens!

How did this happen?!

We got distracted planning
the cats' graduation party!

Listen up, McBrides!

I just promised Nana Gayle
a beautiful, thoughtful party,

and we are gonna deliver.

You're right, Har-Bear.
We can do this!

Yeah! If we could pull off
that three person production

of Fiddler on the Roof,
we can do anything!

Let's move!
(Panting)

(Panting)

Mrs. Bernardo?
You're in charge!

(Slurping)

(Coughing)

(Sighing)
You two are in charge.

And keep Mrs. Bernardo
away from the couch!

We have 52 minutes until we
need to be at Sunset Canyon.

What's the plan?

Let's split up. Howie, you get
the presents and party supplies.

I'll get the cake. Nana's
favourite red velvet, of course.

And I'll find a mime to perform!

Nana does love her mimes!

If we can pull this off,

Nana will never know
we forgot her birthday!

Okay, McBrides, hands in.

ALL:
Go, McBrides!

Ah!

And I will take that very
last red velvet cake!

I'm sparing no expense for
Eunice's sweet 16 party!

Put it on my tab.

Ahhh!

Lola, wait!
I need that red velvet cake.

I'll give you anything!

Anything, huh?!

Hmmm...

Ah, not much
to choose from here.

Ah, I'll take your watch.

How am I doing on time?
Oh, right. No watch.

Maybe I can tell by the sun?

Let's see, it's about
half past...

Ow! No!
(Squishing)

(Splattering)
(Laughing mockingly)

Augh!

Oh no. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!

Rich? Where did all
the party supplies go?

Sheryl and Meryl cleaned us out.

Something about a Southern
Hospitality watch party.

(Gasping)

A plastic tiara's
better than nothing.

I'm sorry, young lady.
But I saw it first!

(Growling, shouting)

(Growling)

Woo! Long live
the queen!

(Panting)

(Knocking)

Hi, Mrs. Loud!
Bye, Mrs. Loud!

(Panting)

(Accordion music playing)

Luan! Oh, good.
You're already mimed up.

Please, please, please

can you perform for
my Nana's birthday party?

You have another gig?!

Eunice's Sweet 16 party?!

Yeah, I can't pay you
what Lola's offering.

(Sighing)

Well, tell Eunice
I said happy birthday!

Oh, that's right. You can't.
You're a mime.

I totally failed Nana Gayle!

You failed?! I just
tried to steal a tiara

from a little girl.

Come on...

Before we head to Sunset Canyon
to break my mom's heart,

I need to clean this velvet
frosting off my sweater-vest.

(Dramatic mewling)

At least we managed to throw
one successful party today.

(Gasping)

That's it! We'll take
everything from this party,

and use it for Nana's party!

Grab everything except the cats!

(Mewling)

Mrs. B! There's been
a last minute change of venue.

(Yowling)

Who wants a fishy treat?!

(Meowing)
No, no, no!

Just Mrs. Bernardo!

Ah! Oof!

Wow! Didn't think
she would eat 'em.

But then again, she's famous
for really committing to a role.

Well, Nana Gayle should
be down here any minute.

Let's get this party set up!

♪

(Splattering and squishing)

Hm!

Oops! Wrong one.

Ah-ha.

Team McBride?
We did it!

Oh, wow!
Fancy!

(Sniffing)
Aw, yuck! I can't believe

I was interrupted during
the greatest nap of my life

for this sorry excuse
for a party!

Babe, this party is tight!
The guys would totally dig it.

Shhh! No one can
know about the guys,

or we'll get kicked outta here!

May I interest you in
a complimentary flea collar?

They're all the rage right now!

(Laughing nervously)

Ooh!

Happy Birthday!

Oh, you boys!
You planned yet another...

Unique party for this old-timer!

Is that... a milk fountain?

(Slurping)

Yes! Because, growing up, you
would give me a glass of milk

with every meal, so I
wanted to return the favour.

Oh, honey.
That's so touching!

Touching?!
More like weirdsville.

Time for cake!

(Squishing)

Mmm! Is this cake
made out of fish?

Um, yes.
In hon our of our...

Infamous McBride
fishing trip last year!

Oh, yes! Where we fished for
19th Century kiln-glazed pottery

at the swap meet. That day
was a hoot and a half!

That's not fishing!

And no one wants a fish ca...

Mmph!

Time to open presents!

This one's from me, Nana.

Oh, my goodness!

A litter box?! What kind of
lame-o birthday present is that?

Uh...

Oh...

Litterboxes make
great, uh, flower pots!

So you can plant some begonias
to brighten up you room!

Oh, I'm the luckiest
Nana in the world!

You gotta be kidding me, Gayle.

This party stinks
more than your fish cake.

Have more, Scoots!

Mmph!

(Whistling)

And now, let's all give
our full attention to...

Our spectacular Nana Gayle

birthday extravaganza
entertainment...

Mrs. Bernardo... I mean,
Cat-erina the Singing Feline!

(Clearing throat)

♪ Meow ♪

♪ Meow ♪

(Gasping)
Oh, my!

Cat-erina! Look!

Meow. Meow, meow!

(Meowing)

Ugh! This lady's
freaking Scoots out!

Why didn't you
just hire a clown?

Uh, Clyde, do you
want to field this one?

Uh... Pinata time!

You're up first, birthday girl.

(Cheering)
Go, Nana Gayle!

(Honking)

Make way!

Mama wants candy!

(Smashing)

Ugh!
Oof!

(Sniffing)

Whoa, this isn't candy!
It's catnip!

Ay! Who puts
catnip in a pinata?!

(Rumbling)
Oh, no!

Sounds like the pudding
machine's about to blow again!

(Rumbling)
(Meowing)

(Meowing)
Hey! It's the guys!

Tyler, your Scootsie told you
to keep the guys in my room!

Scoots! You've been hiding
multiple cats in your room?!

Sunset Canyon only allows
one pet per resident.

Ah! Oh, I wish it had
been the pudding machine!

(Meowing and scratching)

(Wheezing and gagging)

(Cowering)

Ow! Ow!
Ah!

Ow!

Wait! What is this?

Uh...

Fish cake, milk fountain,
weird lady in a cat suit...

Boys, what's going on?

I'm sorry, Mom.
We got so distracted

planning Cleopawtra and
Nefertiti's graduation party

that we...
forgot your birthday.

We thought if we brought
everything from the cats' party

here, we could still
give you a great birthday.

We're sorry, Nana.
We really messed up.

Yeah, you did! Come on Gayle,
let 'em have it!

Mama loves the drama!

(Laughing)
There's no drama, Scoots.

Boo!

Fine, I'll go make my own.

Tyler! I told you your cats
couldn't live with us!

We're takin' 'em
to your sister's!

Uh, but you're
not mad at us, Mom?

Of course not!

The fact that you worked so hard
to put a party together

shows just how much you love me!

No matter how odd it was...

I guess our play was a bit of
a... cat-tastrophe. Wasn't it?

(Laughing)

(Sighing)

Um...

A little help over here!
(Meowing)

(Yawning)
What a day!

I'm glad Nana Gayle forgave us.

And Bernie too.

His face should heal nicely
from all that cat scratching.

Well thank goodness our
fur babies are so well behaved!

(Cuban music playing)
Aaah!

(Meowing, Cuban music playing)

♪

I'm calling Madame Furball's
Academy and demanding a refund.

After this song.
C'mon, dads!

Whoo-ho!

♪

Good morning, Cheryl!
Here are the attendance records.

(Sniffing)

Wait. You're not Cheryl!

You're Meryl!

What are you
talkin' about, sugar plum?

It is me!
It is Cheryl.

You wear Cute
Country Critters No. 5,

and your sister wears
Honeysuckles & Hayflower No. 2.

Wow! There's no
foolin' you, crumbcake!

I'm pullin' double duty,
and fillin' in for Cheryl.

She's off with the other judges,
deciding the Mini McFiggle

Award for Lifetime
Achievement in Pageantry!

How have I never
heard of this award?

And more importantly,
how have I never won it?!

Well, apple tart, it's only
the highest hon our in pageantry!

Tell me everything, Meryl!

Listen, I can't stay and gab.
I need to get back

to the middle school before
Principal Ramirez notices!

(Phone ringing)

I'm happy to drive you, Meryl!

What are we watin' for?

Ahhh!

So, tell me about this award.

Well, from what Cheryl says,
it measures not only

pageant accomplishments, but
contributions to the community!

Contributions to the community?!

Oh! Lemonade stand!

Augh!

Oh, at least Cheryl's not
shouldering the burden alone!

You said there
were other judges?

Two of them! Dana Dufresne
and Howard McBride.

Ah! Tow truck!

Cheryl, Dana, and Howard, huh?

Hey, girl!
That's my stop!

(Squealing tires)

Oopsie! Ha, sorry.

Time to go show the judges
all my contributions!

Ah!

Hi Mr. Grouse! How'd you like
to make 20 bucks?

20 bucks? That depends.

Do I have to be a corpse again
for your spooky sister?

Ew, no.

All you have to do is let me
help you cross the street!

Deal?

Hm...

Alright, deal.
But only if you sweeten it

with a couple of coupons
to your dad's restaurant.

I'm talkin' the ones
with no expiration date.

Hmph, fine!

(Whistling, gasping)

(Whistling)

Now!
(Shouting)

Let me help you across this
very busy street, Mr. Grouse!

Cheryl! What a coincidence!

I was just helping
this poor old man...

Hey now!

Oof!
Look at him, he's so frail!

Boy he's so lucky you were there
to help him, little pickle!

That was mighty
considerate of you!

Toodles!

Hey, you gonna help me
clean up this mess or what?

Sorry, busy.

(Splattering)

(Gagging, laughing)

(Chewing loudly)

(Splattering)
Okay!

Time to pick up the trash!

♪ La, la, la ♪

It feels so good
to clean up Mother Earth!

It's Lola Loud!

Dana, darling! I haven't
seen you since you hosted

The Little Miss
Little Old Me Pageant!

That's right! What's a star like
you doing picking up trash?

Oh, I just believe in doing
my part. No need to commend me!

Well, I give you a solid 10
for dedication!

Here! I just finished
my yoghurt cup.

Ugh. What am I
supposed to do with...

Oh! Ha, ha. Right.

Thank you, so much.

(Grunting)

(Laughing nervously)

(Tearing and clattering)

(Wind blowing and smacking)
Ah!

Oh, come on!

Have fun with Nana Gaye, Clyde!

I'll pick ya up at six!

(Shouting)

Mr. McBride!
I did not see you there!

Lola! I didn't know you
worked at Sunset Canyon!

Actually, I'm volunteering.
As a candy striper.

There's nothing I wouldn't do
for these sweet old folks!

As a volunteer.

On my own, personal,
and valuable time.

I must say, I'm impressed!

Phew! I don't need
this anymore.

Come quick!

Mr. Arnold had an accident
at the pudding machine!

There's tapioca everywhere!

Wait! I'm not...

Meryl! The attendance records.

Ooh! Wait up,
tater tot! I got news.

Ooh, but Cheryl says I gotta
keep the beans in the can,

so I can't say!

Sweetie? I'm runnin' on
five hours of sleep,

there are apple cores
in my hair,

and I smell
like week-old tapioca!

I'm not in the mood!

Okay, okay! Keep your
Friday night open, girl.

'Cause you're gettin'
the Mini McFiggle!

I am?! I did it.

The biggest pageant award there
is, and it is mine!

Thanks for helping me
shop for a new gown, Eunice!

I intend to dazzle
when I accept this award.

Can we just talk about
the Mini McFiggle award?

I heard, through
the pageant grapevine,

that Lola Loud
is getting it this year.

Poor girl! Everyone knows
the award is cursed!

Remember Mia and Sophia?
They both won the McFiggle,

and never won another
pageant ever again!

(Gasping)

I guess that's the end
of Lola Loud's career!

Ah!

Ah, I can't win a cursed award!

I refuse to be
washed up at seven!

I need to find a way out of this

before the ceremony
tomorrow night!

Wait. If I won this
for being a model citizen,

maybe I could lose it
by being a monster!

We all know I'm great
at being a monster!

Ugh, you didn't have to
agree so quickly, Eunice!

Uh, triple espresso for Dana!

It's Lola Loud!

(Splashing, gasping)

Oopsie!

♪ La, da, cha, da, chee ♪

(Honking)

(Gasping)

My prize-winning petunias!

Oopsie!

Now did you remember to record

the season finale
of Southern Hospitality?

Sister, are you crazy?!

How could I forget?

Waylon picks Montana.

Oh, no!

Oopsie!

Ah! I forgot how being a monster
works up an appetite!

Girl?

Can we talk about
the Mini McFiggle award?

I heard the judges
reversed their decision!

Lola Loud is out,
and Diana Sherwood is in!

Poor Diana!

Thanks to that curse,
her pageant days are numbered!

Yes! Eunice,
we're in the clear!

In the clear for what?

Ah! Cricket, darling!

Boy, you just came out of
nowhere, didn't you!

Oh, I just had to stop off here!

J'adore Aunty Pam's!

I was just telling Eunice
how relieved I am

to not be winning
the Mini McFiggle award!

What? But why?!

The curse, of course! After
Mia and Sophia got the award,

they never won another pageant!

That's because Mia's parents
are astronauts,

and they moved
the family to Mars!

And Sophia became the youngest
Mayor in North Dakota's history!

Uh, wait. So the Mini
McFiggle is a good thing?

It's the highest
pageant hon our there is!

Dangit! I gotta
reverse that reversal

before the ceremony tonight!

(Sipping loudly)

Now, to redazzle them
as fast as I can!

But how?

(Splashing)

Eh, I can work with that.

(Splashing)
Hey, Flip!

Huh, what?! No,
it's not what it looks like!

Oh, it's you. It is
what it looks like then.

Whatdya need, kid?

How'd you like to make 20 bucks?

Bud Grouse says
the going rate is 20 bucks,

and two coupons for free
dinners at your dad's place.

Ugh, fine! Here's what
I need you to do...

Wait a minute,
then fall down in the fountain,

and splash around
like you can't swim.

I'll come rescue you.

(Sighing)

Diana Sherwood?!

Hi Lola!
What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?
And with all those seniors?!

You don't need to impress
the judges anymore, Diana!

You already won
the Mini McFiggle award!

The Figgy-what?

I just love volunteering!

I've been doing it for years.

It makes me happy
to spend time with seniors.

Oop! They're about to get on
the kiddie train. I gotta go.

Pfft! She puts on
a good act.

Sorry, guys.
But you know the rules!

No riding the kiddie train!

Awww...

...without me!

(Cheering)
Whoo!

Ugh! She is
such an amateur!

The judges aren't even watching!

Did you two see
Dream Boat last night?

Diana, you rule!

I really love hanging out
with all of you!

Wait. Diana isn't doing this
to impress the judges?!

Maybe she really doesn't
know what the McFiggle is...

Which means she
really is a good person!

And I'm a terrible person.

Brace yourselves!
It's Lola Loud!

If you're here about
the Mini McFiggle award,

our minds are made up,
and you can't change 'em!

(Sighing)
I don't want to.

I just came over to tell you

I think Diana
is an excellent choice!

It's a trap!

No, I mean it!

She deserves it
way more than me!

The McFiggle is about
serving the community.

The only person I've been
serving is... myself.

I'm sorry about
the way I behaved.

Phew!

FLIP: Flip's going down!
(Splashing)

Someone save me!

(Shouting in panic)
You can stop now, Flip.

Game's over.

Well, I'm still
keeping the coupons!

Lola, it's nice to see you back!

It's nice to
be back, Mr. McBride!

And this time, I'm here
because I want to be.

That's wonderful! You know,
I'm on the Sunset Canyon

volunteer committee,
and I hear you stepped in

when Mr. Arnold almost drowned
in rancid tapioca the other day.

Oh, it was nothing.

(Whistling)

For going above and beyond
the call of duty,

I'd like to present you with...

the Golden Bedpan award!

What?!

For me? This is
so unexpected!

I don't even
have a speech prepared!

J.K., I always have
something ready. Lola!

Mr. Arnold got swept away in a
tidal wave of arthritis lotion!

He's not in any pain.
But he does need rescuing!

(Gasping)
I'll give my speech later!

Right now, I've got work to do!

Actually, on second thought,
I'll just take this! Bye!

♪ Cramped inside this
tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't
the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push
and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we
show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked
up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that
make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪