06x14 & 06x15 - Lights, Camera, Nuclear Reaction/Food Courting

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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like
ping-pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the
bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he
can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove,
it's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls, wouldn't
trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud ♪

♪ House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!

(Spy music)

There it is!
Chip Micro's headquarters.

Let's go!

(Sipping)

(Clanging)

Huh!
(Crashing)

We made it in!

Countdown to detonation
in T-minus two minutes.

(Alarm ringing)
Oh no!

The control panel is sealed!

How are we supposed
to stop this thing?

Looking for this, Agent Steele?

It's the only way
to open the control panel.

Malice Agent Chip Micro,
I should've known.

You're just in time to see me
annihilate Royal Woods.

Not on my watch!

(Gasping)

A hologram?!

Did you really think
it was going to be that easy?

Good luck finding
the real remote, Agent Steele.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Got any bright ideas,
Agent Steele?

How's this for
a bright idea, Agent Alloy?

Activating Super-Spy Flashlight!

(Zapping)

Ahhh!

Sorry to push
your buttons, Chip.

But you lose!

♪

(Splashing)

LOLA:
♪ Forged in a fire ♪

♪ from chromium,
carbon and irony ♪

♪ It's Da-vid Steele ♪

Cut! And that's
a wrap, people.

Ah! Oh.
(Crashing)

Hey, remember our deal, Loud!

I gave you the money
for your movie, and you agreed

to be in a commercial
for the Food & Fuel!

Now say the thing.

(Spy music)
(Sipping)

Mmm. Flippees!

The official drink of the
unofficial David Steele movie!

Pleasure doin' business!

Todd, you were amazing!

And the hologram effect Lisa
installed was the coolest!

Todd?

Ahhh!

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Got you, Lincoln.

You should have seen
the look on your face.

Actually, I can show you.

Playing memory from
three seconds ago.

Todd? Ahhh!

Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Good times.

So, are we thinking
expl*si*n before,

or after David Steele's
catch phrase?

Wait! Why not...

ALL:
Both!

(Panting)

Quick question.

Have you seen the nuclear
reactor from yesterday's sh**t?

Uh, not to create any panic,
but it's missing.

And if it falls
into the wrong hands...

(Chuckling)

It could potentially
destroy Royal Woods.

You mean that was real?!

You asked for
screen accuracy, Lincoln.

Anyway, if you stumble
on a glowing,

unstable nuclear reactor?
Let me know!

You're in luck, Lisa!

Where there's evil in the world,
there's only one secret agent

who can stop it!
And his name is...

Um, Lincoln?
Lisa already left.

(Sighing):
...Agent David Steele.

We're coming up to help, Lis!

Hm! Perhaps I can use the
reactor's heat signature

to pinpoint its
location via satellite.

Uh, uh, uh!
Nice try!

But you won't
find it that easily!

(Gasping):
This confirms it!

Someone stole the reactor!

Lisa. There's something
you might want to see.

While I was through
the footage, I found this.

LINCOLN (gasping):
Flip?!

But why would he want
to steal the reactor?

There's only one way
to find out!

When the world is in trouble,
it's time to

hop in the world's most
sophisticated spy vehicle!

The...
Lincoln, Lisa already left.

(Sighing):
The Steele mobile.

(Spy music)

And remember, this vehicle
is on loan from Lola.

We can't leave
one scratch on it, or...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Revving and screaming)

Look! There's Flip and Nacho!

(Tires squealing)

Flip, pull over!

Uh!

(Tires squealing)

Nacho! Evasive manoeuvre.

(Chittering)

(Clanging)

Hook!

Ahhh!

(Laughing)

(Chittering)
Huh?

Ahhh!

(Tires squealing)

Huh?

Ahhh!

Get 'im!
Eeee!

Jig's up, Flip!
Time to confess.

Okay, you caught me!

I did it!
It was me all along!

Yeah!
Yes!

I knew it!

I clogged the toilet
in your house yesterday.

I just kept flushing,
and flushing,

and it started to overflow!

What? Ew! No.

We know you stole
Lisa's reactor!

And there's no
getting out of this one.

We have everything on tape.

(Static)

Aw, that's malarky!

That time-stamp right there
says 8:00 PM.

I was having a bubble bath
last night at that time!

And besides, I don't glitch out!

(Gasping)

It's a hologram!

Todd must've created it,
and doctored the footage!

But why would Todd wanna
steal the reactor?

Hm. I might
have an idea.

Let me just check the footage
from the end of the movie...

Ah! Oh. Anyway,
great work guys!

Ah, yes. I was
afraid of that!

See this switch?

It controls
Todd's villain function.

I created it so Todd's
performance would feel less, um,

well, robotic.

I must've never turned it off!

He still thinks he's Chip Micro?

Bingo. And he's going to
finish what he started.

Total annihilation
of Royal Woods!

(Gasping)

But fear not! Once we
turn the villain switch off,

old Todd will return!

But he's the master of villainy!
He could be anywhere.

Good thing David Steele has
an international spy network

at his disposal.

I'll just call
our agent in Monaco,

who will e-mail
our contact in Berlin...

Found 'im.

The tracking device I installed

says he's at an abandoned
warehouse at the edge of town!

Let's roll out.

It's time to save the world!

Uh, fine.

Mm, hngh!

(Revving)

Agent Steele
is on the move, Todd.

They must be onto us.
Nice work Friendbot.

I'll handle it.

W-Whoa!

Whoa! Ah! What the heck!

I can't control the car!

I'll take it from here,
(Gasping)

Agent Steele.

Oh, and do buckle up.

It's going to be a bumpy ride.

Ahhh!
(Revving)

Ahhh!

Everybody, jump!

(Banging and splashing)

Come on! We can
still make it to the warehouse.

Look! I think
I see something!

Chip Micro said
to guard the entrance.

Hmmm, they appear to be
under the control of Todd.

How are we supposed
to get in now?!

Hmmm...

Gre-tings. Just another day.
Of being a ro-bot.

(Whistling)

Wait. Robots
can't whistle!

We don't have lips!

After them!

(Zapping)

Reactor detonation
in T-minus five minutes.

We'll need to split up.
Walkie if you find the reactor!

Mm-hm!

There they are.

(Panting)

Come back humans!

(Buzzing)

Oh, boy! He'll never find me
inside this shipping crate!

No, not that one.

The one behind you!

You can forget
a-bot catching us.

Gotcha!
(Powering down)

One down!

I hope Lisa and Clyde
have their bot under control.

Ahhh!
Ah! Ah!

(Panting)

(Powering up)

(Zapping)

(Exploding)

Hm, resourceful,
but why do you have that?

Oh, it's regulation.

Secret agents can't
have any nose hairs showing.

There you guys are!

Now where's that reactor?

Detonation in T-minus
two minutes.

Look, over there!
(Gasping)

The reactor!
(Beeping)

So glad you could
make it, Mr. Steele.

And friends.

This isn't you, Todd! It's
the villain switch talking!

Look, we're going
to slowly come over,

and turn it off, okay?

(Gasping)
Ahhh!

Sorry, Agent Steele.
That won't be happening.

And now, you can watch me
annihilate Royal Woods.

Oh, and one last thing.

(Gasping)

Now I'll be in
villain-mode forever.

Ha, ha. Ha, ha.

You should see your faces.

Actually, I can show you.

Playing memory from
three seconds ago.

(Gasping repeatedly)

Rrrr... wait!

Memories!

Any last words before
I destroy Royal Woods.

Todd! Play memory from last
year's Dream Boat finale.

Odd choice.

You really make family
TV night the best, Todd.

Awww...

What is happening.
Todd is getting all the feels.

Stop it Todd.
Finish the job.

We're getting through
to the old Todd!

Todd, play karaoke memory.

Go, Todd! Go, Todd!
Go, Todd!

Stop. The. Love.
(Zapping and crackling)

It's working!
Keep the memories coming.

Play jazz aerobics memory!
Play bedtime memory!

Way to squeeze those buns, Todd!

I love-a Todd.

Oh no.

What have I done.

Ahhh! Oof!

Oh, I am sorry
my beloved children.

Total annihilation in 10.

Nine.

Eight. Seven. Six.
Oh, no! The button's jammed!

Six.
I know what will loosen it!

Initiating David Steele
olive oil shoe nozzle!

(Splattering)

Three.
Huh! Huh! Huh!

Two.
Huh! Huh! Huh!

Annihilation, averted.
(Powering down)

We did it!
Yeah!

(Laughing)

Olive oil shoes. Not just
for bread dipping anymore!

Yeah, I think
it's time we go home.

I call shotgun
in the Steele mobile.

(Wincing)

...about that.

(Harpsichord music)

Slow down, Mr. Sprinkles.
That's your third cup!

(Bubbling)
Huh?!

(Bubbling)

(Gasping)

Aaah!

♪

Sorry you have to wear
corduroy for a week, Tanya.

But, at least you get
a cool view of the food court!

Leni! You ready
for lunch?

Definitely! How about
Spaghetti on a Stick?

I'm craving skewered noodles!

Uh, sure...

But, let's go to the Spaghetti
on a Stick across town.

Or maybe one
in a different town!

I hear you get free marinara
in Hazeltucky!

That's silly!
It's right there.

Come on!

O-M-Gosh!

Last night's Dream Boat
was totes wild!

First, Valene picked Victor.

But then, Valerio
fell from the crow's nest!

And landed on her!

It was love at first impact!

(Thudding)
Oh!

(Crashing and splattering)

(Spraying)

Thanks, Felix.

You know, Miguel bumped into
the carbonara cart yesterday.

What's up with him?
He's super distracted.

(Gasping):
You're right!

I'm wearing new sunglasses,
and he didn't even notice!

Miguel, what's going on?!

(Romantic music)
Step right up!

Get your skewered noodles!

(Splashing)

(Cheering)

That's Gavin. He just joined
the Spaghetti on a Stick family!

Eee!

O-M-Gosh!
Time for the Caboose of Truth!

Oh!
(Thudding)

You have a crush on Gavin!

Shhh!
Fashion show voices!

Okay. Yes, you're right.

I do.

Eee!

(Train whistle blowing)

Why are you being so secretive?

You're a great guy, Miguel.
You should totes go for it!

You'll find this
hard to believe.

But I'm not always the witty,
suave, style icon you know,

and absolutely adore.

(Sighing): When it comes
to affairs of the heart?

I'm a totally nervous klutz!

Heh!

(Cheering)

Awesome!

There's no way
I could ever approach

someone as cool as Gavin!

Did you see the height
he gets on those meatballs?!

What if you didn't do it alone?

What if I helped you
land your crush?

Ah!
(Whistle blowing)

Ah! My new sunglasses!

Okay, just remember everything
we talked about last night.

Ask if the sauce is fresh,
compliment his shoes,

mention the latest ep.
Of The Dream Boat.

Perfect!

Oh!

Huh!

Welcome to Spaghetti on a Stick!
How can I help you today?

Uh, nice boats!
Are those shoes fresh?

Boy, that episode
of The Dream Sauce, huh?

Huh! Ha, ah, ah!

(Smacking)
Oh!

(Crashing)

Ahhh!
Sauerkraut in my eye!

Don't worry!
We are not giving up.

(Sniffing)

And sauerkraut is actually
a good scent on you!

(Beeping)
Testing, testing...

Are you sure
this is going to work?

(Beeping)
Definitely.

This is legit David Steele
spy gear from Lincoln!

With me talking in your ear,
you won't mess up with Gavin.

Trust me!

Okay, bestie.
I trust you!

Hey, Miguel! Lookin' stylish.
...As usual!

(Hysterical laughing)

Thanks! What can you tell me
about the rigatoni today?

Uh, uh...

Thanks! What-what can you tell
me about the rigatoni today?

Excellent question!

The pasta is fresh from Sicily!

Well... Sicily,
Michigan. But still!

So, can I put in
an order for you?

(Romantic music)

Quit daydreaming, blondie!
And ring these up!

One moment, please!

One moment, please!

I get it! Choosing
the right pasta takes time!

I'm gonna have to ask you to
calm down, and step back please.

Oh...

I said step back, please!

And I said,
I've waited long enough!

Rrrr!

Uh... Miguel?
Is everything alright?

(Hysterical laughing)

(Panting)

(Splashing)

Oh!

Oh, thanks, Felix.

Security!
Get back here, blondie!

And I just happened
to hear Gavin say

he was spending
his day off here.

I mean, luck for us
I was hiding behind his car,

listening to him
on the phone. Right?

Oh, you're the best bestie ever!

So what's the plan?
Ride the Curdler with him,

and pose stylishly
for the screen cam?

Nope!

We're just going to get on the
same Seas o' Cheese boat as him.

So I can talk you up!

Genius!
And for backup?

I still have all the stylish
poses I practiced.

Rwrowr!

(Kissing)

Mmm! Uh!

Excuse me! So sorry.
Our friend is up there!

(Clearing throat)

Gavin...?

What a surprise!

Oh, hey Leni! Hey, Miguel!

Miguel, look!
It's Gavin!

Grey!

Sorry, I started
to say 'greetings.'

But then
I switched it to 'hey.'

Ugh!

(Gasping)

Ooh!

Ah!

Next boat.
This one's full.

Wait, no!
He's with us!

(Sludging)

Oh...

♪ Dairy binds
the world together ♪

(Laughing):
I love this song!

I could listen to it all day!

Me too! My sister Luna
thinks I'm totes uncool,

because I sing it in the shower.

Ooh! You know
who is cool? Miguel!

Last month he competed
in a triathlon!

The events were yoga,
modelling a man-purse,

and providing fashion commentary
during an awards show!

He came in first.

(Laughing):
Leni, I know what you're doing.

You do?!

Don't worry! I got the message.
And it's all good, because...

I feel the same way.

Aaaa!

I think it's sweet that
you've been so nervous

about talking to me, that you've
been hiding behind Miguel!

Wait, what?!

I mean, I hid behind your car,
but not behind Miguel.

You don't have to worry!
I think you're cool too.

And, I'd love to
get to know you better?

Oh, no, no, no!

I am not cool!
Miguel is cool.

I'm sure Miguel is great!
But, I like you.

Aaah!

Waaa!
(Splashing)

(Gasping)

Leni!

What are you doing?

Uh... I dropped my phone!
Sail along without me.

(Sighing)

Sorry I, uh, fell
out of the boat

before I could talk
to Gavin about you.

Well thanks for trying, Leni!
You're a good friend.

No, the best friend!
(Squishing)

Now get home and
wash that cheese off,

before your
skin curdles! Ugh.

Tippy, this is a nightmare!

Aaah!

I tried to connect Gavin
with Miguel, but it turns out

Gavin is interested in me!

If Miguel finds out, our
friendship will be over forever!

Ah! You're right!

I just have to make sure
Miguel never finds out.

You're a wise cow, Tippy.

Special delivery for Leni Loud!

Pork ravioli skewers!

Ha, ha!
I made them myself.

Ah! Oh, my favourite!

I know!
I asked around.

MIGUEL:
Ooh! I smell pork!

Ow!
(Crashing)

Um, it's just my, uh...

...new perfume!

(Sniffing)

Mmm... Bold!
I like it.

Wow, you and I both found

new food-related fragrances
this week!

Yay us!

(Exhaling):
Phew!

Ah!

If I were a shoe?

Wow, such a personal question!

Hm... I'd have to say
an open-toed sandal.

I've got nothing to hide,
but at the same time offer

incredible support!

♪ Dairy binds
the world together ♪

Aaah!

Is that the Seas o' Cheese song?

Uh...

It's the ice cream truck!
Ooo!

Look for loose change
so we can buy something!

(Muffled exclaiming)

(Growling)

(Eating noisily)

Lynn! I need your help.

Think you can fling this bone
into someone's pocket for me?

(Swallowing): Uh, I'm gonna
ignore how random your question is,

and just say 'duh!'

Is that the Seas o' Cheese song?

Lynn, focus!

Hngh-uh!

♪

(Barking)

Ahhh!
(Barking)

(Panting)
(Barking)

I'm really sorry!

(Gasping)

(Spitting)

Sorry about what?!

Uh, that we missed
the ice cream truck.

It went by really fast!

Ah!
(Gagging)

What? Never heard
of fourth lunch?

What am I going to do, Tanya?

I feel terrible that Gavin is
into me, and not Miguel.

And the worst part is...

I think I might
sorta like him too.

I know, you're right.

For the sake of my
friendship with Miguel,

I have to let Gavin
down for good.

You're a wise lady, Tonya.

♪ Leni... ♪

♪ The pasta I make you
is penne ♪

♪ You're my
one and only ♪

♪ Be the bread stick
to my cannelloni ♪

Oh, Gavin! You're sweet. And
that penne does look delicious.

But, we need to talk.

(Gasping)

(Gasping)

I know you're mad, Miguel.
And I am so sorry!

I've been doing
my best to avoid Gavin,

because I would
never want to hurt you!

Well I am hurt.

I understand if you don't
want to be friends anymore.

No, silly! I'm hurt that
you think I'd be mad at you!

Leni, you're the kindest,
sweetest person I know!

I would never think
you were trying to steal Gavin.

Really?

I'm touched that you would
avoid him to spare my feelings,

but, I'm alright!

Actually, I think you and Gavin
would make a cute couple!

So I'm totes cool, if you
want to get to know him better.

You are?!

Of course! You're my BFF,
and I want you to be happy!

B-double I-G!
Bring It In, Girl.

Come on! Let's go to Spaghetti
on a Stick right now!

Ah!

Hey, Gavin!

So my friend Leni thinks
you're kinda neat.

She's my bestie,
so treat her well.

Or they'll be serving
Gavin on a Stick here!

Know what I mean?

(Awkward laughing)

(Angelic music)

(Awkward laughing)

Nice boats.
Are the shoes fresh?

Boy, that episode
of Dream Sauce, huh?

(Gasping)

(Laughing)

Whoa! Uh!

(Splashing)

Thanks, Felix.

(Awkward laughing)

Uh...

How 'bout lunch?

The spaghetti's
extra fresh today.

Actually, so are the sticks.

(Angelic music)

(Awkward laughing)

Eeee!

♪ Cramped inside this
tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't
the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push
and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we
show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked
up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that
make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪