05x24 - Fam Scam/Farm to Unstable

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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like
ping-pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the
bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he
can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove,
it's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls, wouldn't
trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud ♪

♪ House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!

Lexi Rose, check.

Ashlynn, check.

Lola Loud--

Where's Miss Lola?

I can't see!

Too many feathered boas.

What you--
Shh!

It's Cricket Van Doran.

The pageant legend.

She is so international!

Cricket's won every crown
on every continent,

including Little Miss Ice Float
in Antarctica.

I have to meet her.

(Inhaling)
Okay, Lola--

play it suave and dignified--

(Screaming)

(Crashing)

Ah! Dang runaway rhinestone.

I guess it's gone forever.

Hi! I'm Lola!

It's a pleasure to meet you.

(Giggling)
I'm Cricket.

(Speaks French)

The pleasure is mine.

Ooh! French. I love the French.

Oh, I adore Paris.

Have you ever been?

Um, have I ever not been?

I'm always jetting over
on a whim.

Whoops!

(Giggling)
You're funny, Lola.

Thanks!

My family and I love
travelling the globe.

I find that it helps me unwind,

especially after a super
stressful pageant win.

Am I right?
(Chuckling)

Me too.

I spent a month in Vienna after
winning Little Miss Strudel.

Wow! We have so much in common.

Any chance you're free tomorrow?

We should hang out.

(Gasping)

Heck yeah!

I mean, positively.

Oh! I just remembered.

My parents are hosting

a charity polo match
in our backyard.

Can we do your house?

Uh--

(Belching)

(Exploding)

No!

Uh, tomorrow's
our butler's day off.

We'd have to take off
our own shoes. Eh!

Oh, I don't mind.

Besides, I'd love to gab
with your family

about your world travels.

Au revoir, Lola.
See you tomorrow.

Oh, no.

(Giggling and farting)

(Belching)

(Sniffing)

Ah! Smells great, Clyde.

Thanks for cooking
for us tonight.

Thank you guys for letting me do
a test run.

My dads and I are hosting
the Operatic Society

and we all know how they can be.

They're fussy eaters.

I give you the elegant
Parisian dish coq au vin.

Elegant and Parisian? Hmm.

Mmm!

(Gobbling)

Glad you enjoyed--

Hey! Who ate one
of the wheels on my cart?

LANA:
(Belching) My bad.

Hiya!

Clyde, how would you like to
make another practice meal?

My friend would love
your corkie van.

We could even come over
to your house!

Hmm. That's actually
a great idea.

And my dads can be there, too.

Uh, as long as
it's not tomorrow.

That's the day they do all
their organic produce shopping.

We can only do tomorrow.

A socialite's always
booked solid.

(Nervous laughing)

I guess it'll be okay
without them, but be warned--

we're low on watercress.

(Crashing)

Aw! Come on!

Clyde! This table is exquisite!

Cricket will be so impressed.

Thanks!
(Timer dinging)

The macarons are ready.

(Snickering)

(Panting)

(Cat hissing)

(Doorbell ringing)

I'll get it!

Cricket! Darling! Welcome!

Thanks for having me, Lola.

Muah. Muah.

Both cheeks. How continental.

So, this is my house.
Where I live with my family.

I can't wait to meet them.

(Sighing) My dads are sorry
they can't be here.

They had to fly to London.
Royal stuff.

My brother is prepping lunch.

So, how about a tour?

Our dads are always making us do
new family portraits.

Aw! How sweet!

Hmm. Weird.

Your head looks bigger
than the others.

I, uh, yeah,
I had a head cold that day.

And here we have the living room

where my dads insist
that I showcase my awards.

(Cats meowing)

(Gasping)
Oh! I love cats!

What are their names?

Um, Growly--
(Cat hissing)

and Hissy.

(Bell ringing)

Ladies, lunch is ready.

Oh! Bonjour.
I'm Cricket.

It's a pleasure
to meet Lola's brother.

(Screaming)
Giant spider! Hurry!

Let's go before it eats us!

Oopsy! Out of tea.
I'll make more.

It's in the cabinet above--

I know where the tea is, silly.
Boop!

Clyde, these crepes
are delicious.

Merci!

It's a recipe
my Nanna Gayle picked up

while she was in France.

Oh, do you and Lola
see her often?

Uh, Lola never sees Nanna Gay--

As much as I'd like to!
(Laughing)

Oh, Nanna.

Thanks again for a superb lunch.

(Gasping)

Welcome home, you two!

Um, thank you--

Lola?

Come on, Cricket!
I'll walk you out!

Nice to meet you.

(Door slamming)

I had a lot of fun today, Lola.

Yeah, me too.

Hey! You want
to hang out tomorrow?

We could go to the mall.

(Gasping)
Mmm-hmm!

Magnifique!

I'll see you then.

(Giggling)

(Gasping)

Am I blinking or was Lola on

that Hawaiian cruise
with us last year?

(Mumbling)

(Gasping)

Hi there (gasping)!

What are you guys doing here?

Mom and Dad dropped all of us
off so they could run errands.

(Gasping)

Hey there, Lola.

Oh! Your brother.
What a nice surprise.

Thank you.
Bonjour, Monsieur.

Muah! Muah!
(Laughing)

Well, better go!

Those sales won't show
themselves. Come on.

Well, that was strange.

You know what?
Let's forget the mall.

How about a spa day?
I'll pay!

Oh, it sounds wonderful,
but I can't.

I promised my mom
I'd get an outfit

for our labradoodle's
birthday gala.

You can help, Lola!

Leni, please don't be working.
Please don't be working.

Ooh! What do you
think about this?

Love it. Hurry!
Buy it.

I'm not that big on the colour.

(Gasping)

Hey!

Hi, I'm Leni.
I can totes help.

When it comes to fashion,
I have a psychic gift.

Ah-oow.

Ah-ha!

Ooh!

Hey! Let me get
my friend's opinion.

Where'd she go?

Shh!

That Leni was so helpful.

Sorry. I would've helped too,
but I valeted my limo

and forgot to tip.

(Grunting)

(Ringing)
Nice brick!

(Grunting)

(Gasping)
Oops! It's a stretch limo,

so I didn't tip enough. BRB!

Done so soon?

I'm out of ding dang cash.

Here! Let Lola help.

(Rumbling)
(Screaming)

Wait. Did you change
your clothes?

Yeah! Like two weeks ago.

Wait. How are you here?
You were just over there.

Sweetie!
Lola Loud is everywhere!

(Laughing)

Now, let's go get some food.
I am starving.

(Giggling)
I know, right?

I thought it was
pretty funny, too.

Oh, hey, Lola!

We were just wondering--
Yes, it's me!

Lola Loud.

Of course, you can have
an autograph.

You have to make time
for the fans.

Hey! That dame owes us
a new slice.

Ooh! Calendars. I definitely
need one of these

to keep track of all
my parties and soirees.

(Gasping)

Ah!

Come on! Let's go to
the photo booth!

(Camera shuttering)

This is fun, Lola,
but are we done?

It's been an hour
and my cheeks are sore.

(Gasping)

(Sighing)

The coast is clear.

I mean, I'm sure one of
our photos came out.

Look. There are your dads.

(Screaming)

My eyes are shut in every photo.

We'd better take more. Come on.

No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Well, hello, girls.

Bonjour. Lola didn't tell me
you'd be here today, too.

We came to pick up Clyde,

but got a little distracted
by a sale.

Lamps are a weakness of ours.

If you girls need a ride home,
we can drop you off.

In fact, Lola, we drive
right by your...

(Grunting)
..uh, house--

on the way to our place.

Wait. Her house?

Your place? I don't understand.

What are your dads
talking about, Lola?

Wait. What? We are not her dads.

Where'd you get
an idea like that?

(Stuttering)
That's really--

So, you lied to me?

I thought we were friends, Lola.

But--

(Groaning)

Cricket?

Are you in there?

(Camera shuttering)

Even when she's sad,
she looks perfect.

Look. I'm really sorry I lied.

The McBrides aren't my family

and I've never been to Paris.

I wanted to impress you,
so you'd be my friend.

My real family can be,
well, kind of a lot.

I was worried they'd
embarrass me in front of you,

but that's no excuse
for what I did

and if you let me,
I can fix this.

(Camera shuttering)
(Gasping)

(Gasping)

(Sighing)

This is my family.

(Laughing)
(Exploding)

Wahoo!

No! No! No! No!

They seem fun.

Really? You don't want
to run away?

No way!

Have to always be
so prim and proper

and sophisticated
with my family,

sometimes it's to be able
to just cut loose.

No! Hey!

I love snakes!
What's his name?

CRICKET: (Screaming)
LANA: Bad El Diaiablo!

Spit out Lola's friend
right now!

♪

RUSTY:
Anyone want to trade me for
these delicious sardines?

My dad says they're
the ocean's candy.

ALL:
Ew.

Your dad also says anchovies
are the only

good pizza toppings, so no.

Hey! Don't yuck
my dad's yum, bro.

Hey! I'll get in on that,
Rust Man.

Whoa! This has three kinds
of pork in it.

Pleasure doing business
with you, Farm Boy.

Oh, I didn't do it for me.

I did it for Carol Anne.

She loves her sardines.
(Chomping)

Uh, Liam, why did you bring
Carol Anne to school?

Oh, this ain't a social visit.

Tomorrow's the biggest Hunnicut
Farm Stand of the season.

My family depends on it
to keep the business running.

Oh, I still got
a million things to do.

I don't want to tell your family
how to run the farm,

but they sure are dumping a lot
of work on you.

Actually, I'm flying solo.

Mee Maw sprained her ankle
mud wrestling Virginia

and my dad and brother?

They're at an egg convention.

Sorry, Liam. I wish there
was something we could do.

Hmm.

Wait a second.

There is something we can do.

We can all do to Liam's farm
early tomorrow and help.

Oh, I couldn't ask
you all to do that.

No problem.
We're happy to help.

That's what friends are for.

Aw! Shucks!

Y'all are the best.

(Rooster crowing)

LIAM:
Y'all have your assignments.

I'll be setting up the stand
while you do the farm work.

Meanwhile, I'll be chilling
inside on Mee Maw duty.

Should be a piece of cake.

Grandmas love me.

Uh--

Oh, after you guys package
the products,

you'll need to put one
of these labels on each item.

Hunnicut Farms.
Fresher than a loofah'ed pig!

Oh, it's true.

Everyone can tell
the Hunnicut difference.

I gotta say, y'all are really
saving my hindquarters.

Why are we all standing around
like a herd of hopeless heifers?

Let's farm it up!

ALL:
Sooey!

Okay, Liam said Daisy will only
let me milk her

if we're friends. So, hi, Daisy!
My name is Lincoln

and I'll be your milker.

(Mooing)

(Grunting)

(Groaning)

Let's grab a snack
and then we can settle in

for an infomercial marathon.

Nah!

No TV!

I need you
to cook me some grits.

Look alive, Red.

We'll need
a ham-fist of butter,

a hoop to hoop of cream cheese,

and a licitly split of lard.

(Panting)

Does that look like
a ham-fist to you?

That's barely a piggly-wiggly.

I'm sorry, Mee Maw.
I don't speak farm.

I'm saying it needs more butter.

Now, stir it! Faster!

Come on, Red!
Let's get these done.

I've got to check on your pals

and make sure they're not
messing up my farm.

(Crying)
Grandmas usually love me!

(Whistling)

Huh? I wonder where all
the chickens went?

Well, this should be
easy-breezy.

♪ Farmer Clyde had a farm ♪

♪ Ee-I-ee-I-- ♪

(Snarling)
Oh, no.

(Clucking)

CLYDE: (Screaming)
Ah!

What the heck was that?

I haven't heard
a noise like that

since Virginia's night terrors.

Uh, that's just Clyde singing.

He's in Glee Club, you know?

Sounds great, bud!

Uh, let's go check on
Stella and her sheep.

(Whimpering)

Red, are you sure
that was singing back there?

You know what? Sheep are easy.

I'm sure Stella's
got that covered.

Let's go check on the rutabagas.

(Humming)

(Grunting)
Huh?

I'm sure Zach's
got everything under--

(Screaming)

(Groaning)

Nope! There's something
important

that we forgot to do inside.

(Oinking)

Man, this farm work
is way harder

than I thought it would be.

Yeah, it's exhausting and we
have nothing to show for it.

Aw, that's not true.

I did get this
sweet gopher bite.

Ah!

(Groaning) We'll never finish
in time for the farm stand.

What are we going to do?

We can't let Liam down.

Hmm.

What if we took
a little shortcut?

We could combine our money and
go buy the farm goods in town.

No one will ever know
the difference.

Eggs are eggs, right?

I'm in!
Me too!

Well, normally, scheming gives
me a stomach ache,

but you should've seen the size
of the mamma chicken.

She almost had me for dinner,
so yeah, I'm in.

This is what you rushed me
back inside for?

A manicure?

Uh, yeah.
I want you looking your best.

Can't have janky cuticles
for the farm stand.

Psst! Rusty!

Okay, you let these bad boys dry
and I'll be right back.

What is it?

We need to run into town.

Can you cover for us if Liam
or Mee Maw want to check on us?

Make it quick.

I've been covering
for you guys all morning

and I'm running out of excuses.

Time for your pedicure.

Big Red's coming for those
little piggies.

Let's go.

I'm feeling really good
about this plan.

Oof!

Hmm. Closed for floor buffing.

Where are we gonna go now?

Well, there's only one place
to go when you're desperate.

(Splattering)

(Sniffing)

Ooh! I know that smell.

Sweet, sweet desperation.

Okay, g*ng. We gotta be quick.

First, we need eggs and milk.

(Panting)

Hmm. These packages
are pretty dusty.

Nothing a little
anti-bacterial wipe can't fix.

I'm not going back
in the chicken coop.

Next, we need--
STELLA: Look!

Flip's got rutabagas.

Oh, so that's what those are.

They sound fancy.

Add five buckaroos to the price.

They're pretty limp,
we'll have to plump them up

for the farm stand.

Now, all we'll need to wool.

For ten bucks,
I'll shave my back for you.

(Squeaking)

Hey, Flip. I'll trade you
a gopher tooth for that chair.

Ooh! Deal!

And voila!

Oh! Great job, Red!

Oh, look. You painted Virginia.

I've got a piggy
on my little piggy!

Okay, I think they're dry.

Now, take me out to the farm so
I can check in on the kids.

No! Because, um--

It's time
for Virginia's pedicure.

I'm gonna paint little pictures
of you on her hooves.

(Grunting)

Ah! Mudhole brown.
Excellent choice, Madame.

Now, we just need to take Flip's
price tags off of everything

and replace them with these
Hunnicut Farm stickers.

(Screaming)
Great job!

Y'all really came through
in the clutch.

Wait!

Uh, there was a horsefly.

Phew.

All righty! What can I get you,
Mr. Grouse?

I'll take a bag of rutabagas.

(Gasping)

Next!

We'll take two bundles
of your fresh sheep's wool.

We're making dresses
for our double date later.

Errol and Darrell are taking us
to that new kitten cafe.

Now, that's two cups of sugar.

I hope y'all have fun!

Thanks!

Give me a dozen eggs
and some milk.

Tyler's gonna make pies for my
motorcycle club's rager tonight.

And I'm also DJing the party.

Scoot! Scoot! Scoot! Scoot!

(Tires screeching)

Hooey! This was
our best farm stand ever.

Yes, siree! Wahoo!

(Cheering)

(Groaning)

What are you punks
trying to pull?

Gonna get this place shut down!

Mr. Grouse,
what happened to you?

What happened is a ate
your rutabagas.

(Retching)

You call this milk?

I call it sludge.

You're telling us.

We tried on our new dresses made
from your wool

and got the itchies.

We had to cancel our double date
with Errol and Darrell.

But our products can't be
the cause of y'all's misery.

Everything we sell is fresh.

Could of fooled me.

I'm never coming back
to this farm stand again.

We want our money back!

(Gasping)

Give me my money back.

We showed them.

Get me out of here.

Oh, Liam.
This is a crying shame.

We need that money
to keep the farm going.

Something's weird here.

What's a Flip sticker
doing on our bagas?

Um, this is our fault.

We couldn't handle the hard
work, so we took a shortcut.

We bought everything at Flip's.

Red! Take me inside!

Oh, man.

I can't believe y'all did this.

Man, we messed up.

If we had just done the
hard work in the first place,

this wouldn't have happened.

I think we all need an emergency
session with Dr. Lopez.

She offers a great group rate.

I don't think
that's necessary, Clyde.

I've got an idea.

♪

(Chomping)

♪

Thanks! Enjoy the pie.

♪

(Grunting)

(Munching)

Get your farm-fresh eggs.

Step right up.

Here you go.

Whatch'all doing here?

We don't have
a farm stand on Sundays.

You do today.

We worked all night and did it
the right way this time.

And we tracked down your
customers and told them

that the rotten items that they
bought weren't from your farm.

They weren't thrilled to see us
at five in the morning,

but we had to get
your good name back.

Well, gosh! Y'all are
the best friends

a feller could ever ask for.

Bring it in.

Oh! This calls
for a celebratory dance.

Spin me, Red!

Woo!

Whoa!

Whoa!

(Screaming)
Red!

(Sighing) I'm gonna have
to redo her mani-pedi.

♪ May sound bad but ain't
tthe case ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push
and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we
show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked
up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that
make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪