02x15 - New Wartwood/Friend or Frobo?

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Amphibia". Aired: June 17, 2019 - May 14, 2022.*
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Animated series chronicles the adventures of independent and fearless teen Anne Boonchuy after she is magically transported to a rural marshland full of frog people.
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02x15 - New Wartwood/Friend or Frobo?

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[frogs croaking]

[townspeople chattering]

This is so great.
Our first day in forever
with no responsibilities.

So, what are we gonna do?

Ha! You'll see.

[groans] No!

- Yep.
- Oh, come on!

Don't worry, Marcy.
We don't have to go
into the boring old...

This is so cool!
A store just for seeds?

Why, we could be
there for hours.

Don't tempt me.

[both laughing]

The humble seed.
So much potential
for growth.

One of the rare things in life

where you actually get out
what you put in.

It's beautiful.

[giggling]

Have fun in there.
Yeah, we're good here
in the wagon.

Oh, and look after Polly,
you two.

Perfect.

Now that the nerds are gone,
you guys wanna go make mischief?

Guys?

[theme song playing]

Hey! Did you hear me?

You know, in the past
I would've said yes,

but I think I'm getting
a little too old
for that nonsense.

Sorry, Polly, but me
and Anne have changed.

We're different now.

Some of us even sound different.

- What?
- Nothing. Anyway,

I think we should
focus our energy

on more mature activities.

Sprig, use your
kitty-cat blasters!
On it!

So no one wants
to cause trouble
with me?

Sorry, dude.
And in case
you didn't hear,

we're responsible
for you.
Boo!

You'll get it one day
when you have someone
to look after.

- Death first!
- [game announcer] You're dead.

- Dang it.
- You two are responsible
for me, huh?

So I guess that means
you're responsible
for this!

What the...

[loud footsteps approaching]

Who's responsible for this?

They are.
Hmm?

Yous two, get over here
and clean this up.

We're sorry.
We're sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[clucking]

[screaming]
Not the eyes!
Not the eyes!

[laughs] Later, losers.

[clucking]
[screams]

No, no, no, no!

[giggling]

Pssh! Who needs those two?

Hmm, now,
how can I be rambunctious
to the max?

[giggles]

People of Wartwood,

welcome to the splash zone.

[screams]

- Hmm?
- Aw.

Really thought that splash
would be bigger.

Hmm. [gasps]

Mmm. Beetle pie.

[straining]

Argh! Curse these puny arms.

[screams, grunts]

[sighs] Mischief's
no dang fun alone.

Stupid Anne.
Stupid Sprig.
[grunts]

Hmm.

[gasps]

What the heck?

Is somebody in there?

[screams, grunts]

[gasps]

Oh, my frog! A monster!
Stay back!

Huh?

Ha! You clown.

You're copying me.

[laughs]

[distorted laugh]

Whoa, your laugh is horrifying.

I love it!

You're no monster.
You're just a big tadpole.

I'm Polly, by the way.
What's your name?

Can't talk, huh?
You really are a baby.

[grunting]

You look like one
of those things

from the fighting game
on Anne's phone.

What was it called?
A Robo.

Except you're more like a frog.

[gasps]
I will call you Frobo.

[laughs]
I know, I know.
I'm a genius.

So what else can you do?

[slurps]
[squawks]

[gargles, spits]
No more for me,
thanks.

Whoa! [chuckles]

I don't believe this.
I have my own frog dang
sidekick.

Frobo, how'd you like
to have some fun?

Ooh, pie.

Hey, Frobo,
grab that beetle pie
for me.

[screams] Oh, hey, it's cherry.

Run, Frobo!

Hey, check this out.

[grunts]
Whoo-hoo! Ha!

Whoo! Your turn.

Oh, a bit of, uh,
property damage there.
[giggles]

[sirens wailing]
Oh, sh**t!

Frobo, it's time to fro-go!

[groans]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughing] Whoo!

[laughs]

- Hello?
- [blares]

You thinking
what I'm thinking,
Larry?

On three.
One, two, three.

[both] Giant octopus!
Case closed.

That's why you
and I are partners,
Larry.

The best ever.

Whoo!

I don't know what Anne
was so worried about.

Taking care of someone is easy.

All right, Frobo.
Time to enter
the splash zone.

[laughs]

Come on, buddy.
Your turn.

This might've been a mistake.

[screams]

[screams]

[groans]

Oh, no!

- [glass shatters]
- [sobs] No!

Hey! Can't a guy try
a new hairstyle in peace?

[gasps] Sweet sassy molassy.

What is that?

It's some kind
of hulking monster.

Good gravy.
Look at that.

Well, whatever it is,
it destroyed the fountain.

Second time this week too.

It's some kind of
metal abomination.

No, no!
He's not dangerous.

He's just a big, sweet dum-dum.

Frobo, show them.
Do a trick.

- [all screaming]
- Gadzooks.

Quick!
We gotta destroy it.

[townspeople clamoring]

No, wait! Stop!

I told you he was harmless.
Now, back off.

Oof!

Wow, you really kicked me there.

Oh, whoops.
Sorry, Polly.

Welp, that don't look good.

[roars]

No!

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[all screaming]

Finally, done cleaning up.
Now let's find Polly.

[all screaming]

Wha... What is that thing?

Is that some kind of crazy
frog robot?

Uh, maybe.
[all scream]

Well, whatever it is,
we've got to stop it
before it hurts anyone.

[screams]
No, wait! Guys!

[trembling]

[Anne] Hey, you!

[screams]

[grunts]

[grunting]

Hey, put her down,
you big...
[grunts]

Tha... That all you got?

[both gasp]

Hang in there, kids.

Frobo, no!

[all exclaiming]

[both gasp]

No! Everybody stop!

Frobo, I know you're just
trying to protect me.

Everything you did today

was because I asked you to.

And now I'm asking you to stop.

Po... Po... Polly.

[gasps] Frobo, your first words.

Well, now that it's calmed down,
let's tear this thing apart!

Never!

Come on, Toadstool,

isn't there another way?

It seems like Polly
really likes him.

Anne, I know this town

is no stranger to crazy
at this point...

- But come on.
- This Frobo thing
is a menace.

It destroyed my shack.
I mean, someone's gotta
answer for this mess.

[sighs]
You're right. I will.

This wasn't Frobo's fault.
It was mine.

I taught him how
to do all of this.

I'm sorry about the damage.

I'll do whatever it takes
to fix it all up.

But leave Frobo alone.
He's innocent.

Frobo, say you're sorry.

So... Sorry.

It said sorry and I
suppose that's good enough
for me, eh.

We don't even have handcuffs
that big anyway.

[groans] I guess we already
accepted two monsters.

Yep. I mean,
what's one more
at this point?

[chuckles] I can't believe
they had tomato plant seeds.

I still think you shouldn't
have bought those.

- Wha... What in tarnation?
- [gasps]

Hey, Hop Pop.

Oh, my gosh!
Is that a robot?

Where did it come from?
What is it made of?
Can I have one?

What's a robot?
Too hard to explain.

So, I know
this is a lot
to take in,

but can we please keep him?

I'll be his big sister.

I'm ready to take care
of someone.

Whoa!
Wow, what a turn around.

Uh, I'm not sure, Polly.

It sure seems dangerous.

I mean, can it do
anything useful?

Show 'em, Frobo.

[beeping]

Ooh!
Welcome to the family,
Mr. Frobo.

So, do anything else?

[chuckles]
[cheers]

Don't mind if I do.
Hey!

It's multigrain.

Wow! First underground computers
and now a robot? Wait a second.

Sprig, you don't think that
thing was what got built in
the ruins of disaster, do you?

No way! And followed us
all the way home?

That would have been
hundreds of miles.

Could be.
[both] Hmm.

[both] Nah.
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