02x19 - The Dinner/Battle of the Bands

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Amphibia". Aired: June 17, 2019 - May 14, 2022.*
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Animated series chronicles the adventures of independent and fearless teen Anne Boonchuy after she is magically transported to a rural marshland full of frog people.
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02x19 - The Dinner/Battle of the Bands

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[theme music playing]

[swords clinking]

[thunder rumbling]

[music ends]

[frogs croaking]

[frogs croaking]

I can't believe the trio's
finally back together.

Yep, we've recharged
all three stones

and Sasha's turning
over a new leaf.

Things are really looking up.

That's all great,
but did you have
to invite Grime?

Sasha trusts Grime.
That means
he's okay with us.

Why do we wanna trust her again?

She did try to off us.

Okay, sure,
she's had some bad moments,
but she's not a bad person.

Plus, she never
tried to k*ll
anyone back home.

That you know of.

[groans] Sprig, please
try and be on your
best behavior tonight.

This dinner party
is an important step for us
and has to go well.

Marcy and I have changed
so much in Amphibia.

I really think Sasha's
finally changing too.

I haven't changed!

Well, your friends
need to think you have.

If you don't
stay chummy with them,
our plans are sh*t.

So, please,
be on your best
behavior tonight.

[scoffs] I had them eating
out of the palm of my hand
at the third temple,

and this is just a dinner party.

And once we rule Amphibia,
I'll get this friendship
back under control.

Mm-hmm.
Just watch that
temper of yours.

Grime-sy, I got this.

Everyone will find me
vulnerable, unguarded,
and totally sweet.

Could you at least
remove the sword?

And the hidden daggers?

But what if I need them?

[sighs]

How did you even walk?

[knocking]

'Kay, here they are.

Now, please be cool.

Remember, this isn't
the same Sasha

who tried to k*ll you
and take over Amphibia.

Plantars don't hold grudges.

No problem.
Have a little
faith, Anne.

[growling chuckle]

Don't k*ll me!
Back off, scum.

Take Hop Pop.
He's old.

[clears throat]

I mean, hey, how's it going?

My sincere thanks
to you all for
the kind invitation.

Your home is sufficient
for habitation.

I baked a vol-cake-no.

It needs a little
more time to rise

but it's sure
to end the night with
a devastating expl*si*n

of chocolaty goodness.

Uh, thanks. I'll just
put it over here.

[clears throat]

Well, girls, looks like

we're all finally
back together again.

[all squeal]

Oh, my gosh!
[all laughing]

Human friendships are loud!

[squeaks]

Sorry, this seat's taken.

- [clears throat]
- [Grime clears throat]

Be nice.

[clears throat]
But this little jerk...

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[both clearing throats]

Anyone need a cough drop?

Welp, enjoy everyone.

[munches] Mmm.
It tastes so fresh.

You must tell me which frogs
you extort for produce.

Um, we are frogs.

Oh, right.
Yes, of course.

[chirping]

- So, anyone wanna hear a joke?
- Oh, no.

How many toads does it take
to screw in a mushroom light?

How many?

None.
They prefer utter darkness
and the smell of blood.

- [switches click]
- [wind howling]

[growls, laughs]
Oh, it's so true.

Good one, small frog.

[all laughing]

Seriously, this food is good.

Gotta give it to Hop Pop.
He knows his way
around the kitchen.

It's working, Sprig.
We're getting along.

Man, Sash.
I can't get over your armor.
It totally suits you.

I know, right? Way better
than that dorky, medieval
school play we were in.

Remember how I convinced
you guys to skip rehearsal

and hang out on the roof?

And we had the
loudest dance party?

Ha! Classic.
Why'd we stop doing
stuff like that?

Well, when we got caught,
Anne took the blame
and said it was her idea.

My parents grounded
me for a month.

Oh, yeah.
Forgot about that.

Eh, it's in the past.

We're all different people now.

Or are we?

Say, um, who's up
for a rousing game
of drawsidoodle?

- I love drawsidoodle.
- [all scream]

[bubbles]

Huh? Eh.

Ha-ha!

[Hop Pop, Marcy, Anne] Um...

Bullfrog Ballet!
The Marshland Marathon!

Okay.
[chuckles]

You know what
this looks like?
That pep rally

where the band got trapped
under the stage and...

A certain ant queen
and her hive.

[chuckles]
Oh, my gosh. Totally.

Uh, ant queen?

Oh, you had to be there.
Inside joke.

Oh, well, did you
want to tell me or...

Sergeant Campbell Bilgewater
and the Horsefly Rebellion
of '48?

Yes! Wow!

For a frog, you're
actually pretty smart.

Oh, well...
[clears throat]
...thanks.

I guess it's my turn.

[chuckles]

Okay.

Hmm.

A worm?
A weird smile?

A weeping dirtsnake?

[laughs]
That doesn't look anything
like a weeping dirt snake.

Bad guess, bad guess.

Wait, did someone say
weeping dirtsnake?

'Cause that's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In your face, dork.

Whoa, Sash!
Take it easy.

But... But... He... I...

[sighs] Whatever.
My turn

since I got it right.

[coughs]

[clearing throat]

Ooh! Ooh!
It's Toad Tower exploding.

When we blew it up?
Toppled the toad army?

Come on!
You guys were there.

[growls]

I'm not sure if that's...

No, I think Polly's right.

That top bit's
where Anne chose us.

- You know, over
the friendship with Sasha.
- [groans]

Oh, and there she is
letting go of Anne's hand

and plummeting
to her possible death.

It's a tree!
You morons! A tree!

Hup-bup-bup.
No talksies
while you drawsies.

Ten minutes in the shame corner.

Oh, oh, oh.
Boo.

[groans]

- [screams]
- Whoa, Sasha!

What's your problem?

Me? Your weird frog family
is ganging up on me.

They're doing their best.

Which is pretty good
considering you did try
to k*ll them.

One time.

I tried to k*ll them one time.

Sash, I thought you said
we could start over.

I thought you changed.

Well, maybe
I don't wanna change.

Did you think about that
or were you too busy
riding your high horse?

What's a horse?

Guys, guys, stop fighting.
This is crazy.

We're supposed
to be friends for life.
We don't split up.

I agree with...
I want to say Marsha?

This friendship is so important.

Crucial even.

- Oh, yeah. Well...
- [rumbling, whistling]

Oh, right. The cake.

- [all screaming]
- Ooh, dessert. Yummy.

[grunts] I like hot chocolate,
but this is ridiculous.

Was this your plan all along?

Pretend to be nice
to get into our home
to blow it up?

It's revenge for Toad Tower.

'Cause we brought
that sucker down.

Uh, what?

The vol-cake-no
is a toad favorite.

Every feast ends
in a delicious dessert battle.

Do frogs not do that?

[all] No!

[rumbling]

Well, don't worry.
It's delicious.

Assuming you survive
the hornets.

The what now?

[buzzing]

They're the best part.

Oh, but beware,
their stingers cause...

[muffled] paralysis.

[all scream]

Wha... What do we do?

We'll just have to fight them.

[buzzing]

That's a tough shell.

[grunts]
Brute-forcing it
will take too long.

[all screaming]

Fine, you got a better idea?

I might.
Marcy, still have
your crossbow?

Only always.
Oh, brilliant, Anne.

- We can't pierce their shells...
- [Grime] Ow.

...but maybe
their own stingers can.

Hey, that actually worked.

All right, Sash. I need you
to get their attention.
Get them mad at you.

Now that I can do.

[shouts]

- [buzzing]
- Ha!

Marcy, catch!

[squeals]

[cracking]

The choclava is solid now.

Whoo! [laughs]

Now that's some
ding-dang teamwork, right?

Right?

Anne, listen,
I'm sorry I lost
my cool and I...

I know you want me
to change who I am
but I don't know if I can.

I like who I am.

Maybe what I'm asking for
isn't for you to change.

Maybe it's for you to
recognize that I've changed.

[scoffs] Well,
that's no problem.
I mean look at you.

What happened to
the shy little Anne

who needed me
to stick up for her
all the time?

[chuckles]
She's still here, Sash.

She just needs a
little less protecting.

So how about it?

Think this whole thing can work?

I think we can
definitely give it
a sh*t.

Yeah.

Fine! Dang it. Fine.
I'll allow it, I guess.

[groans]
Allow it?

Don't kid yourself, Spriggo.

[groans]

Oh, I missed the whole battle?

So, what happens now?

Dessert.

[munches] You guys
want in on this?

[laughs]
Well, yes.

That's the best thing
I've ever eaten.

[Marcy] Mmm. You can
really taste the battle.

[Sasha] Mmm.
This is so good.

I know, right?

[Anne groans]
Give me more.

Where are we gonna live?
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