01x25 - When Luck Runs Out; That Which Cannot Be Unseen

[bunniefuu]

♪ MVA ♪
♪ MVA ♪

♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪

♪ It's us vs. them ♪

♪ Foe vs. friend ♪

♪ Brain vs. B.O.B. ♪

♪ It's a super-freaky job ♪

Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

♪ MVA ♪

♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪

♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪
[cackles]

♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪

♪ MVA ♪

- Whoa. What is that?
- Whatever it is, it's humongous.

Look alive, Monsters.
We've got us a new recruit.

- Monster or Alien?
- Mine!

I called it. Team Alien.

Enormous, pretty please
be bloodthirsty, Alien.

[sighing]

Uh-uh, back up.
Monger said we have a new recruit.

Boom, team Monster.

- Team Alien!
- Team Monster!

- Team Alien!
- Team Monster!

Guys, Why don't we
just wait five seconds

till they've opened the box?

It looks like a...

♪ Leprechaun,
leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

♪ leprechaun, leprechaun,
leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

Hee-hee!

Uh, okay.
We serious about this?

♪ Leprechaun,
leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

♪ leprechaun, leprechaun,
leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

Hee-hee!

Team Monster, you win.
No take-backs.

Hey! Tiny dancer ain't
no monster. He's a...

Leprechaun.
[shrieks]

This does seem a rather unique case.

I'm not sure a wee mythical
creature is really "monstrous."

We got two classifications here, Doc.

Monster. Alien.

So enjoy your new teammate.
Dismissed!

- But he's not...
- [laughs] Leprechaun!

[shrieks]

Okay, little dude, our
secret base es su secret base.

- Anything you need, just...
- Wait, wait. Where'd he go?

Oh, my gosh, did I step on him?

No way! My missing earring!
I lost this thing months ago.

- Leprechaun!
- Aah!

Wow. [laughs]

Finding a lost earring
right under your foot?

I mean... [laughs]

I mean, that's like,
yeah, holding up your hand

and finding a nutty fudge sundae in it.

[gasps]
Nutty fudge sundae!

Leprechaun!

Got that right, little buddy.
High five.

Nutty fudge sundae! Oh!

I am the luckiest blob
on the face of the Earth.

Wait a minute.
Lucky?

[beeping]
Astounding!

It appears our new recruit
possesses an inordinate amount

of positively charged nano-electrons,

which theoretically could
manipulate probabilities.

So... he's for reals,
for total serious,

actually luck lucky?

If you insist on
degrading the concept

to its absolute crudest.

Uh, yeah, I must.
Who's my new best friend?

- Leprechaun!
- Darn straight. Come on.

Hey, where are you going?

Just hanging with my lucky o'migo.

Me too. Bye!

- Probability of disaster?
- %.

- Anything we can do?
- Sometimes I close my eyes

and pretend I'm in sunny Acapulco.

Mm, yeah. Nice.

[video game sound effects]

[video game g*nf*re]

Super secret bonus stage you
didn't even know existed unlocked!

- Leprechaun.
- Both: Leprechaun!

Yeah! Perfect strike.

[expl*si*n]

[both screaming]
Oh.

I didn't even know we
had a mattress collection.

Ha, ha!
Leprechaun!

Hey, Link.
I found a sack of money. You want it?

- Indeed I do.
- Leprechaun!

Leprechaun!

Oh, look, it's team Monster

and their adorable, dancing mascot.

[laughs]

[chuckles]

- Guilty.
- No, I was insulting...

You're totally right, Coverton.

We are loathsome
creatures who offend you

by our mere presence.

Um, well, yes. Thank you.

For recognizing.

Tell you what.
Why don't you take a free swing at me?

- What?
- One freebie.

Right to the kisser.
I deserve it.

Well, if you insist.

[grunts]

Leprechaun!

Oh, lucky break for me.
Come on, give it another sh*t.

Swing and a miss.
[groans]

I cannot believe my luck today.

Aah! [groans]

Leprechaun!

When did we acquire a Leprechonian?

That leprechaun is a Leprechonian?

Oh, when you say it out loud like that,
you can totally hear it.

[groans]

What's a Leprechonian?

The native species of the fifth moon
of Shamrock- .

They manipulate probability fields,
what some call "luck."

Fifth moon of Shamrock- ?

- You're saying this little guy is...
- Team Alien!

- Bring that sweet luck to Coverton.
- Give him back!

I'm trying to score extra
chips from the vending machine.

You know how sometimes two bags fall?
And it's like, yeah!

You have the lucky powers
of a Leprechonian at your disposal

and you fritter it on potato snacks?

I wouldn't call this "frittering."

Ka-ching.

Leprechaun.

[growls]

[all grunting]

Leprechaun. Hee-hee.

Leprechaun.

Guys, I'm sure there's
enough leprechaun for everyone.

♪ Leprechaun, leprechaun,
leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

♪ leprechaun, leprechaun
hee-hee. ♪

[all gasp]

[groans] Le... pre... chaun.

[both grunting]

So if smashing a mirror
is seven years' bad luck,

what's the penalty for
squashing a leprechaun?

A week? Ten days?
Just curious.

Leprechonians are
practically indestructible.

I would be more worried
that you made him angry.

Angry?

[gasps]
What you talkin' about?

Leprechonian probability
fields flow both ways.

If you make one your enemy,

you may expect a horrible
string of bad luck.

[growls]
Both: Aah!

[growls]

♪ Leprechaun, leprechaun,
leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

♪ leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

♪ leprechaun,
leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

[gasps]
Ahh, my toes!

Ahh!
I don't even have toes!

- Leprechaun!
- Flee!

[groans]

Right in the thoramble.

Leprechaun!

Aah!
I did not even do anything.

[menacingly] Leprechaun!

All: Run!

I can hear the sound of the waves,

Feel a warm breeze on my face.

Yes, wonderful.

In fact, I had better turn over.

Don't want to get a sunburn.

[sighs]

I don't see him.

Quickly, into the elevator.

Oh, of all the bad luck...

Oh, right.

[elevator bell dings]

Ha!

[all screaming]

Leprechaun.

[crash]

[groaning]

[burps, coughs]

Stupid leprechaun... ow!

[laughs evilly]

What are we gonna do?

All right. I gots a plan.

Ow!

♪ Leprechaun ♪

Ha! Behold, the
anti-bad-luck protection

- of the mighty horseshoe.
- Leprechaun.

[buzzes]

Wait a minute, what?

[groans] Stupid magnet.

[shouting]

[expl*si*n]

That is some seriously bad luck.

If the little green
menace wants to get tough,

let's get tough.

Leprechaun!

Okay, listen.
You've got the luck thing going,

and that's cool and all,
but lookee what I've got.

[dramatic music]

Believe you me, you don't want to press

your luck and tussle
with all this muscle.

Hmm, leprechaun.

Gaah! Muscle spasm!

Gah! Ooh, it's really... ow!

Ooh!

[grunting]

Aah!

Ugh!

[shrieks]

No, no, no, no!

Ow! Come on, muscles!

Loosen up!
Work with me here!

[sighs] Really?

[groans] Aah!

[groans]

[screams]
No, no, no, no!

Ow! Again!

♪ Leprechaun, leprechaun,
leprechaun, leprechaun ♪

What is wrong with that guy?

I told you Leprechonians
have anger management issues.

So now the guy's just being a jerk.

- Yes.
- We're hosed.

- Indeed.
- No. I have an idea.

It's a little crazy, a little radical,

but I think it just might work.

I'm listening, buddy. Lay it on me.

What if you and Coverton...
apologize?

- Yeah, no. Not my thing.
- Mm, agreed.

B.O.B. makes an interesting point.

A sincere apology would
reflect well on you.

Reflect... interesting.

♪ Leprechaun ♪

Okay, stop. Hold up.

Listen, this isn't easy for me.

[inhales]

I'm very sorry about the
vending machine accident.

I... [chokes]
I apologize.

What he said.

So what do you say?
Apology accepted?

Leprechaun!

Oopsie.

Leprechaun?

Oh, dear, broken mirror.
Let's see, by my count,

that's four, five, yeah...
seven years' bad luck.

For you.

[gasps] Leprechaun!

Leprech... ooh!
Lepre... aah!

Oh!

Leprechaun! Leprechaun!

Aah!
Leprechaun! Leprechaun!

Oh, leprechaun!
Eep!

Leprechaun!

Leprechaun... ooh!

This stinks. I'm outta here.

[beeps]

Leprechonian problem solved.

I can't believe he actually fell
for the mirror thing.

I mean, who can't tell
that they're looking at a... aah!

Evil clone B.O.B.!
He knows my every move!

And as the sun sets
over Acapulco bay...

Ahh.
Another day in paradise.