02x15 - Scrambled Pets

[bunniefuu]

I was a girl in the village doing all right then I became a princess overnight now I got to figure out how to do it right so much to learn and see up in the castle with my new family in a school that's just for royalty a whole enchanted world is waiting for me I'm so excited to be sofia the first I'm finding out what being royal's all about sofia the first making my way, it's an adventure every day sofia it's gonna be my time sofia to show them all that I'm sofia the first ( freedo chattering ) Check this out.

I taught freedo to fetch.

Watch.

Freedo: Ball! Watch the feathers.

Now I have to re-style.

Re-style.

Oh, praline.

Is that big baboon bothering you? Come here and get a treat.

What happened to all my apple slices? Mmm.

( screams ) Crackle, watch the fireworks.

Sorry, you know I breathe fire when I get excited.

Well, do you have to get excited so much? You know, clover, there are some things That I wish you did a little less of, too.

Yeah? Like what? Chew, chew, chew.

You're always eating, all the time.

That's 'cause I'm always hungry all the time.

I can't help it.

Well, I can't help breathing fire.

Hmm.

( freedo chattering ) Atta boy, freedo.

He really knows how to fetch.

Yep.

Freedo: Ball! Ah, freedo, you baboon.

Re-style.

James, your baboon keeps bumping into all the other pets.

He's taking over the whole playground.

It's not his fault.

This playground is too small.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're right.

I am? We should really bring our pets to a bigger playground.

( gasps ) like the one at school.

Oh, that's brilliant.

That playground's huge.

Praline could really stretch out his tail feathers there.

Crackle would love it.

But isn't bringing pets to school against the rules? Technically, yes.

But no one has to know.

We can sneak them in And go out to the playground when no one's looking.

Let's do it tomorrow.

Okay.

I don't know, guys.

It doesn't sound like a very good idea.

But, sofia, crackle will be sad if clover doesn't come.

Well And we're all doing it.

So what do you say, sof? Are you in? Okay.

I'm in.

Oh, then it's settled.

Tomorrow is "bring your pet to school" day.

Hmm.

Praline, stay hidden.

Nice monkey backpack, james.

Clover, you have to stay hidden.

Sorry.

Clover out.

There.

Now we just have to get through sorcery class And then we can take our pets out to the playground.

( clearing throat ) Good morning, tiny dancers.

I bet you are all wondering why I am here to teach sorcery.

Well, the fairies are busy giving a tour To a new royal student.

So I will be your substitute.

Luckily, I am a popov of many talents.

And today, I will teach you my favorite magical potion, The mix-up potion, Which can mix up any two things.

First, we add the yellow to the green, Swirl it around and voila.

Then we take one apple and one orange.

Oh, apples are my favorite.

Everything's my favorite.

Clover.

Sorry.

Finally, we stand back and watch the magic happen.

Perfect.

The potion has mixed up the fruits.

Nice.

Whoa.

You see, the apple is full of orange juice, And the orange is full of apple juice.

( chuckles ) ( gasps ) oh, yum.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Mm.

Ah, refreshing.

Now, children, it is your turn to try.

Yum, yum, yum.

All: Ooh! Oh.

What? Oh.

( chuckles ) Some for you.

Some for you.

And some for you.

Thank you, professor popov.

( both sniffing ) Excuse me, professor popov? The magic tap shoes have gotten loose.

Oh, dear.

Children, I will be back.

Start mixing your potions now, come on.

Mix, mix, mix.

He almost saw them.

Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.

Relax, sofia.

He's gone now.

There is nothing to worry about.

Uh, oops.

Oh, that apple is mine.

Praline, no.

( all gasping and murmuring ) So many apples.

All for me.

Hey, save some for me.

Clover.

We're supposed to stay hidden.

Clover.

Crackle.

Stay down.

Oh, my gosh.

There's a dragon.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Snack time.

Uh-oh.

Oh, no.

Clover.

What happened to you? What happened to you? ( whimpers ) fire.

I'm breathing fire.

Oh, my! I'm breathing fire! I'm breathing fire! I'm breathing fire! Clover.

Stop screaming.

( screams ) my paw! I have hairy monkey legs.

I have hairy monkey legs! And where is my tail? ( gasps ) Whoa.

Where'd this come from? Brilliant.

The potion mixed them up.

This-- this is bad.

This is really bad.

Ball! Stop, freedo! Hey.

Come back here with my tail.

Oh, this is worse.

This is even worse.

We have to get them back.

Before the teachers see them.

( panting ) Clover, crackle.

I am so, so sorry.

You should be.

Look at us.

I'll fix everything, I promise, As soon as we catch praline and freedo.

Hurry.

I will.

( clover whimpering ) Nobody move.

Nobody talk.

We'll be right back.

( scoffs ) they are so going to get in trouble.

My nose burns, I'm covered in scales, Parts of me are blue.

This is not okay.

Tell me about it.

I'm covered in fur, I only have two teeth and they are enormous.

And these ears keep hitting me in the face.

We just can't sit around here and wait for them to come back.

Well, what else can we do? We can go look for freedo and praline ourselves.

Great idea.

Let's go.

( panting and grunting ) whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm flying! And I'm hopping! ( students gasping ) Whoa.

Whoa, whoa! ( yelling ) ( laughter ) Okay.

Let's try that again.

( sighs ) Ready when you are.

Oh, apple.

This is not the time for a snack, crackle.

I don't believe I just said that.

Uh, sorry.

I'm just so hungry.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Oh, my head.

Ow.

Ow.

Do you see them, vivian? No.

But I do see our teachers.

( gasps ) this way.

And this is our main building, where all the classrooms are.

Excuse me, miss flora? Yes, dear? Do you mean I have to be inside a classroom all day long? Oh, think of it as a grand indoor adventure, sweetheart.

You see, this whole school thing is new for zooey.

We've been traveling for a very long time.

So the whole world has been her classroom.

Well, here at royal prep, we have so much to offer: Art, music, mathematics.

And almost all our students go on to lead their kingdoms.

Is that a baboon? With a peacock tail? Oh, we wouldn't have anything like that here.

It was probably just a student.

Why don't we visit the luncheon hall? I told you this was a bad idea, amber.

Don't blame me.

No one made you bring clover.

You wouldn't stop bugging me until I said yes.

But you did say yes.

Guys, look.

( gasps ) Peacock feathers.

Let's follow the trail.

You know, sofia, if there's anyone to blame here, It's james' monkey.

He's the one who ran out of class.

Oh.

And who knows what he's doing with my praline's precious tail.

( both grunting ) ( gasps ) ( praline cries ) Hey, crackle.

Crackle, they're on the playground.

I see them.

I see-- Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing? I got excited and fire just came out of my mouth.

See? That's what happens.

I'm beginning to see that.

Now come back down so we can go get freedo and praline.

Uh, okay.

Coming right down.

( gasps ) ( yelling ) These wings don't work.

Well, you have to flap them.

( screaming ) Sorry.

I always thought flying would be easier than this.

I always thought hopping would be easier than this.

Uh, I guess I never really knew what it would be like to be you Until I started flying around in your paws.

now I see that it's not easy being you but before today I did not have a clue seeing you is always such a dream Aw.

but being you is not quite what it seems I can't fly straight getting caught in the breeze Oh! hopping is just as hard I keep hitting trees Ow! every time I talk fire gets blown and it's like these teeth have minds of their own hey, hey hey, hey hey hey all these things I thought were flaws I see them differently in your paws I understand you better because I'm running around in your paws at least I can say I've eaten lots of new things like cabbage and rutabaga now I can roast my own onion rings Mmm.

wow! I'm finally making these legs move right and I'm starting to get the hang of this flight hey, hey hey, hey hey hey all these things I thought were flaws now I see them differently in your paws I understand you better because I'm running around in your paws oh flying's giving me a new point of view and hopping's even made me closer to you I understand you better because I'm running around in your paws I'm flying, hopping burning, chomping running around in your paws in your paws in my paws yow! Whoo! Yo, baby, I'm flying! Whoo! Look at me! Oh.

I'm okay.

I'm cool.

Mostly.

( grunts ) All right.

To the playground, crackle.

There they are.

Give me back my tail this instant.

Pull on me one more time and the tail goes in the mud.

( gasps ) how dare you? Oh, praline.

Come to mommy.

Oh, help has arrived.

Let's go, baboon.

Come on, we have to get them to class Before professor popov gets back.

Look, a flying rabbit.

And is that a hopping dragon? Zooey, sweetheart, Are you just making up reasons not to like it here now? Oh.

Let's move on to the gymnasium, shall we? Hurry.

You come back here, tapping shoes! Don't you tap away from me! ( gasps ) clover, look.

They went that way.

Oh, good thinking, crackle.

Uh, you must've gotten some of my bunny smarts.

Aw, and you must've gotten some of my dragon-y sweetness.

It's them.

Did professor popov come back? Not yet.

Good.

We're safe.

I wouldn't say that.

Um, where are clover and crackle? They left.

They left? How could you let them leave? What could we do, sofia? Amber told us not to move.

Oh, hildy.

Well, that's it.

We really need to tell the teachers What we did and ask them for help.

No.

If we do that, we'll all get in trouble.

But clover and crackle are missing.

And even if we find them, We still need help turning all the pets back to normal.

Sofia, we can take care of this ourselves.

James and I can make a new potion to un-mix our pets, While you and vivian round up crackle and clover.

You two can make a new potion? The instructions are right here.

I don't know, amber.

We still have a chance to fix everything.

I say we take it.

I don't want to get in trouble.

Oh.

Me, neither.

Just go find the other pets.

We'll be done with the potion by the time you get back.

( sighs ) okay.

But it better work.

Come on, vivian.

It's not gonna work.

Clover.

Sofia.

Whoa.

Uh, s-sorry.

Crackle.

I'm so glad you're all right.

Here it is.

Go on, try it.

Hold still, freedo.

He's growing bigger and bigger and bigger.

Uh-oh.

Is the potion supposed to do that? No, it was supposed to change him back to normal.

This just keeps getting better and better and better.

Everything's going to be okay.

Amber and james are working on a new potion.

( banging ) What was that? I'm huge.

( all screaming ) And I'm fast.

Look at me go.

What happened? The new potion didn't work.

Oh, I can't believe I listened to you.

Again.

Freedo, come back.

( scoffs ) they are so gonna get in trouble.

Whoo-hoo! Where'd he go? Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo! Over here.

He's headed toward the gym.

Sofia, your teachers said they were going to the gym.

Guys, we really have to stop freedo before he gets there.

Come on.

Tri-team volleyball is just one of the many sports We offer at royal prep.

These peacock legs move fast.

Ooh, what's in here? Don't go in there.

Freedo! I'll get him to come back.

Just wait here.

Trust me.

Okay.

Wait.

I know you're probably scared.

Scared? Are you kidding? This is great.

Look at me, I'm huge.

But if you keep running around, you'll get james in trouble.

You'll get all of us in trouble.

So please come back to the classroom with me.

Oh, all right.

Thank you.

Ball.

No! Do you have any questions? Look out.

What is that? Oh.

Oh, dear.

What is that? I told you there was a baboon with a peacock tail.

It got bigger, though.

This is so great.

This way, children.

Wait.

Stop.

Freedo, no! Listen to me.

You're breaking everything.

( crashing ) Can someone please explain Why there is a giant baboon-bird-beast In our gymnasium? Someone must know something about this.

Um, could you please give us a moment, miss flora? All right.

What are we going to do? ( sighs ) Listen, only one of us has to get in trouble.

So I think it should be me.

I'll say I brought all the pets.

That's not fair.

Mm, seems fair to me.

But it's not all his fault.

Well, it's not all my fault, either.

No matter what you think.

( sighs ) You're right, amber.

It was your idea, but I went along with it.

We all broke the rules.

So we should all take the blame.

Who's in? I am.

It beats taking all the blame myself.

Amber? ( sighs ) Okay, fine.

We can explain, miss flora.

We brought our pets to school.

We knew it was against the rules and we shouldn't have done it.

And then, there was an accident.

Two accidents, really.

Children, we have rules for a reason.

To keep all of you safe.

And keep giant beasts from wrecking our school.

We are so sorry.

As you should be.

The four of you can look forward to spending the rest of the day Sweeping up this gymnasium.

But first things first.

You better fix these poor pets.

This will unscramble them all.

And a few drops of this should shrink that one.

Ooh.

You want us to do it? You made this mess.

You should clean it up.

Miss flora's right.

Of course, miss flora.

Sorry.

You can start with the monkey-bird.

Wow.

Okay, freedo, don't move.

But I'm having so much fun.

No! Stay! Oh, no.

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Where are you going? Ball.

Oh, what are we going to do now? Lots of balls.

I have an idea.

You guys gather as many balls as you can And put them in a pile underneath the banner.

Okay? We're on it.

Crackle, clover.

I need your help catching freedo.

Got it.

What do you need? Crackle, can you use those rabbit teeth? Well, I can't seem to stop.

Can you control your fire, clover? More or less.

Good enough for me.

Each of you go to one end of the banner And get ready to take it down.

How's this, sofia? Perfect.

Okay, here goes.

Freedo! Come and get them.

You bet I will.

Oh, yeah! Clover, fire.

Crackle, chew.

( freedo yelling ) ( chuckling ) Uh, a little help here? Yes! We got him.

Yeah.

Whoo! Fire-breathing sure comes in handy.

So does eating all the time.

Aah, give me some paw.

Ooh! I'm still not a hugger.

Or am I? James, pour the potion.

I'll get praline.

Aw, is playtime over? Well, at least I got my legs back.

I better not be missing a single feather.

Princess.

W-we could use some of that potion over here.

This'll fix you guys.

Phew! I'm back, baby.

And I'm me! Queen avery, I'm so sorry.

Let me assure you that This kind of wild behavior will never happen again.

Got you, you sneaky shoes.

( chuckles ) I don't mind mishaps, as long as everyone learns From them when they happen.

And it makes things so much more interesting.

Don't you think so, sweetheart? Uh-huh.

I can't wait to bring in my pets and mix them up, too.

Oh.

Um, zooey.

Just kidding.

I think this is the school for me, mom.

I'm so sorry for what I put you through today, clover.

Eh, it wasn't so bad.

I thought it was great.

I found out what it was like to be half clover.

And it was amazing.

In fact, I was thinking we could do it again tomorrow.

Both: No.

No.

Crackle: Yes.

Praline: Not again.