05x21 - Dream a Lily Dream

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05x21 - Dream a Lily Dream

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This program is rated G

♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge,
push, and shove ♪

♪ That's how
we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!



♪ Rock 'n' roll is running
through my veins ♪

Hey, what's up with you guys?

Dad's band just arrived
for practise.

You might want
to cover your ears.

[loud music playing]

Luna, sweetie,
oh, glad you're here.

Got a quick sec to help me
and my new band?

[loud music playing]

So, what do you think?

Our first gig is tomorrow
at Lynn's Table,

and we really want to nail it.

We'd love your honest opinion.

Well...mm...

[crying]
She thinks we're awful.

No.
I see a lot of potential.

-[Lynn Sr.] You -- You do?
-[Luna] Sure.

You're maybe just a skosh
extra, you know, a little loud.

A band should strive
for balance,

equal parts rock and roll.

[electric guitar playing]

Try this.
Close your eyes.



[drums playing]





[accordion playing]





[cowbell playing]



Focus on the tune and listen
to each other as you jam.



[all gasp]





-[music ends]
-[all cheering]

Who knew they could do that?

That was awesome.

Sweetie, you took the Doo Dads
to a whole new level.

-[Luna] Doo Dads?
-[Rodney] Our band name.

My boy Rusty
said it was "sick."

Cool.

Well, uh, glad I could help.

You guys will rock that gig.

[indistinct whispering]

Luna, we want you
to play with us tomorrow.

Uh, say what?

It'll be amazing.

Kotaro, show her the nifty
dance we're gonna do.

[grunting]

And I scored us matching
threads from Duds for Dudes.

Ohh.

Dudes, I'm honoured,
but I-I can't.

I-I've got a lot going on,
a-and I --

But it's our first show,

a-and we could really use your
help to get us off the ground.

Just this one time, please.

[muffled screaming]

Hey, what's the prob, doll?

I agreed to play with Dad
and his group tomorrow.

If I'm seen with a dad band,

no one will ever take me
seriously as a rocker again.

Well, why don't you
just tell him no?

This is why.

Yeesh. He gave you the old
sad-dad peepers, huh?

-[Luna groans]
-[Luan] Come on.

Is the band
really that embarrassing?

[together]
Go, go, go, go, go.

Yikes. This reminds me
of when I did that comedy revue

with Baron Bananas.

Every joke was about bananas.

Being on the same stage
as that hack

almost ruined my reputation.

So, what'd you do?

I kept my pals
away from the club.

Yeah!
That's a great idea.

Wow. Thanks, Mr. C.
You're a real lifesaver.

Dudes, careful.
Someone's gonna see me.

Aah! Sam and Mazzy.

Heya, Louds.
Whoa! Nice amp.

Is it tube or solid state?

Uh, n-not sure.

But, boy, is it hot out here.

[both grunting]

Don't want this baby
to sit in the sun.

Bye!

[music playing]

Thanks for helping me out,
dudes.

You remember the plan?

Keep your friends away

and make sure no one
in the audience films the show

so it doesn't leak.

Wow. Leni, you nailed it.

Okay, everybody,
let's roll out.

If it does leak,
should we call a plumber?

And there it is.

[indistinct conversations]

You can do this.

[inhales deeply]

[together] Ooh-ooh!

Ooh-ooh!

Band ritual.
Come on, Luna, join us.

[together] Ooh-ooh!

Ooh-ooh!

[announcer] Get ready
for an epic rock odyssey

across space, time,
and this family restaurant.

Here they are, the Doo Dads!

[drums play,
drum sticks clicking]

[electric guitar plays]

[cheers and applause]



Yah!

[gasps]

[giggles]

[gasps]

Move!
You're blocking my view.





Ahh!



Hoo! Great show, y'all.

That was more fun
than spitting down a well.

Oh, another fan.
We are a ding-dang hit.

Yes!

Can't deny we were pretty fly.

And we owe it all to you, Luna.

Aww, dudes, I'm just glad
it all worked out for you guys.

We did it.
No friends in, no videos out.

I'm officially off the hook.

I owe you guys big-time.

[Lynn Sr.]
[gasps] Luna, come quick.

[all] Ooh-ooh!
Ooh-ooh!

Mayor Davis?
What's going on?

I came to tell them
I loved their show

and asked if they'd play

the Royal Woods
festival in the park.

Then they started
doing whatever this is.

And, well, I got swept up.

So, can I take this as a yes?

A big old ding-dang yes.

Great.
See you all this weekend.

Dudes, congrats!

The festival is a major gig!

I can't wait to cheer you on.

Cheer us on?

Luna, we couldn't have made it
this far without you.

You have to play with us.

No! I-I mean, uh,
this is a chance

for the Doo Dads to shine.

As far as this Doo Dad's
concerned,

you, my dear,
are officially one of us.

It's just that I --

Sweetie, I know
you're really busy,

and I know I said
only one show,

but performing onstage
at a city festival

and getting to share it
with you,

this is more than
I could have dreamt of.

[chuckles nervously]

[muffled groaning]

What's nagging you now, toots?

I got to play
with Dad's band again

at the festival in the park.

Everyone in town will see me.

Oh, relax.
Here's how you get out of it.

Fake an injury, just like I did
when I was supposed to perform

with Bananas
for the Queen of Sweden.

I said I had knotty knees.

[gasps]
That is so good.

Thanks, dude.

[music playing]

Hey, there, Luna,
want to come jam with --

-[Lynn Sr.] Aah!
-[Luna] Oh, bad news, guys.

I got a serious case
of shred hands.

Takes weeks to heal.

Guess I'll have to bow out
of the gig.

[sobbing]

What are we gonna do?

[Lynn] Go long, Stinkin'.

[grunting]

[gasps]

If you can catch a football
like that,

your hands
will definitely be healed

in time to play
at the festival.

Guess it wasn't as bad
as you thought, huh?

[chuckles]
Yeah, I-I guess not.

Tight!

Yeah!
[laughs]

Whoo-hoo.

[indistinct conversations]

Man, my rock career is over.

Aw, don't get your boots
in a bunch.

This place is Lamesville.

Nobody from your school
will be here.

[woman]
Attention, festivalgoers.

Don't forget that
it's high-school day.

The first students
get free Flippees.

[indistinct shouting]

Okay, fine, but I'm sure you
won't know anybody else here.

[grunts] Yah!

Reowr, y'all.

Oh, Cheryl,
I barely recognise you.

[laughs, snorts]

[gasps] Where's
the face-painting booth?

[gasps]

[hisses]

I-I don't know.

I'm not so sure
about this, sweetie.

No one will know who we are.

Exactly.

I mean, all the cool bands
have rockin' stage personas.

Okay, dad dudes,
let's go tear up that stage.

[engine revs]

Sorry,
but that's what you get

for walking
in the splash zone!

[laughs]

Ugh!
Gotta find something else.

Guys, let's wear these onstage.

[sneezes]

Or, um...

Hey, a fog machine.
Every grou--

[all coughing]

Sweetie, I think I know
what's going on.

Shred hands,
face painting, fog.

You don't want to be seen
onstage with our band.

Wha?! No way.

I-I love playing
with you dudes.

Oh, okay.

Ohh, I'm afraid no one
will think I'm a legit rocker

if they see me with your band.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.
I understand.

We have our own
different styles of music,

and that's okay.

You don't have to play with us.
I mean that.

Thanks, Pops.

You rock.

[crowd cheering]

[all] Ooh-ooh!

[sputtering] Okay.

Don't worry about the crowd.
They'll love you.

Who's worried?
Not this guy.

[Mayor Davis]
Hey, there, fest-heads.

[crowd shouting]

We've got a real treat for you.

Put your hands together
for the Doo Dads!

[crowd cheering]

[drums play]

Uh, Lynn, buddy, you okay?

[crowd cheering, shouting]

[gasps]

Hey, everybody.
I'm really sorry.

But it looks like
we'll have to just --

-[Luna] Yeah!
-[electric guitar playing]

Just follow my lead.

[rock music plays]



There you go.

Now move those hips.



Alright!
Rock on!

[chuckles]

[crowd cheering]

Kitty like that!

[fast tempo ♪ci-fi music]

[Lily crying]

[Rita sighs]

It's okay, Lily.
Mommy's here.

-[Rita] Shh!
-[crying stops]

[Lily crying]

[all]
Not again.

[birds chirping]

-[Lily chomps]
-[Lincoln groans]

[yawns]

Who had the breakfast burrito

wrapped in a cosy tortilla
with fluffy egg pillow?

-[Lynn Sr. snoring]
-[crash!]

That's three nights in a row
Lily's kept us up.

My beauty is delicate.

I can't handle another night
without sleep.

Poor Lily.
Still having bad dreams?

[whimpers]
Nightmares.

What's going on in that noggin
of yours, little dude?

[panting, grunts]

[growls]

[eyes plinking]

[growls]

[grunts] Ooh!

Ehh!

My cal-lynn-mari?
I don't get it.

[grunts]

[splat!]

There's nothing wrong
with my cal-lynn-mari.

[all] Uh-huh.

I agree with Father.

The nightmares are most likely
not gastronomically induced,

although your squid could
benefit from a pinch of salt

and a dash of inspiration.

[grunts]

Good idea, Lily --
a visual aid.

Hmm. Let me examine
this abstract, uh --

[gasps] Oh, my stars
and exoplanets.

Trashy and Tentacle.

I've been causing
your nightmares.

Oh, and here I thought
I'd been shielding you

from my experiments.

Oh, thank goodness you never
saw my research on Flip's DNA.

Two words--
double butt cr*ck.

Ehh!

But don't worry.

I'll figure out
how to remedy the situation.

Family, I have discovered the
source of Lily's nightmares.

Me.

[all gasp]

To fix the situation,
I give you the dream machine.

Hey. Did you use parts
of my princess ride?

[chuckles] Please, save
your questions for the end.

Now, these modified
pasta strainers

will allow the wearer
to enter Lily's nightmare

and defeat the monsters.

Once Lily sees them destroyed,

she'll realise there's nothing
to be afraid of.

[babbling]

Dibs on monster mashing.

Hey, I don't think so.

[indistinct shouting]

Fight cloud alert.
Fight cloud alert.

Having predicted
your rambunctious response,

I have selected
which of you will be going.

Lincoln for his
video game skills.

Lynn for her physical strength.

[laughs]

[Lisa] Lola for her
unchecked aggression.

And Leni because she and Lily
speak the same language.

Poo-poo!

Poo-poo!

Now, let's get to work.

[snoring]

Here you go, Lis.

I made you some nightmare
mission cal-lynn-mari.

Didn't eat it at dinner,
won't eat it in a nightmare.

-But thanks.
-[chuckles]

Alright, team, it's go time.

We'll need night-lights,

stuffed animals,

and warm milk.

Ha, a nightmare's
worst nightmare.

Team, the last piece
of equipment

is your return button.

If you run into trouble,
press it and you'll wake up.

Oh, speaking of waking up,
the rest of you

must keep Lily asleep
while we're in her dream.

If she wakes up before us,

we'll be trapped
inside her dream forever.

Wait, you're just
mentioning that now?

Well, we'll be fine.

The odds are in our favour,
more or less.

Uhh!

[Lisa] My assistant,
Lull-a-Bot,

will now transport you
into Lily's dream.

♪ Rockabye, babies,
in a treetop ♪

♪ When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock ♪

♪ When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall ♪

♪ And down will come baby,
cradle and all ♪

Three, two, one.



Welcome to Lily's dream.

Testing, testing.

Bedroom team, do you read me?
Over.

[Lynn Sr.] Roger that. Bedroom
hears you loud and clear.

Let's keep an eye out for any
signs of Trashy or Tentacle.

Where are we?

Hey, check this out --
my old pigskin.

Huh. We must be
in our basement.

-[rattling]
-[Lynn] Huh?

-[pig squeals]
-[Lynn] Aah!

[snoring]

[blows]
Ah, yes, the basement.

That would make sense.

It's where
every nightmare starts.

-[growling]
-[Lily crying]

It sounds like Trashy
found Lily. Hurry!

[groaning]

[lawn mower whirring]

Who's mowing their lawn
at : a.m.?

Looks like it's Grouse.

Ooh, I'll handle this.

[Grouse] Hey, Loud,
what are you do--

[crashing]

Wow. Sleepless Mom
doesn't mess around.

[Rita snoring]

And she fell asleep
in the shrubs.

Time to take out the trash.

Lynn, wait.
Y-You've got to be careful.

If you're taken out
in the nightmare,

you're taken out
in the real world.

Come on.
You keep adding rules.

And that's kind of a biggie.

Get your night-lights ready.

[growling]

Lily, fear not.

We're here to cure
your nightmare.

Yay!

Don't worry, Lily.
I'll keep you company.

[growling]

You guys have this
under control, right?

Trash really isn't my thing.

-[Lincoln grunting]
-[thud]

-This is dry clean only!
-[screams]

-[Trashy growling]
-[toy squeaks]

Aah!

[Trashy growling]

Blah!

Now, that's how
you take out the trash.

One down, one to go.

Yay!

-[all snoring]
-[horn honks]

[engines revving]

[whimpers]

[horn honking]

Oh, no, it's Scoots
and the Sunset Canyon crew.

Not for long.

[tires screech, crash]

Wow. Lana just took out
the entire crew.

[Lana snoring]

And she fell asleep
in the shrubs.

[Lily giggles]

[growling]

[Lincoln]
That must be Tentacle.

[roaring]

Uhh!

Thanks for volunteering, Linky.

Whaa! Aah!
Whoa!

Hey, look,
if Tentacle is in the pipes,

we just need to lure him
to the toilet.

Linc, take this.

When you're in position,
pull the string and drop it.

Oh, Linky, you're so brave.

Whaa!

[knocking]

[rumbling]

Oh.

Aah!

[toilet flushes]

-[Lincoln] Ah.
-[bang!]

You see, Lily?

We defeated
both of your monsters.

There's nothing
to be afraid of.

[whimpers]

But your face says otherwise.

[babbling]

She said there's one more.

A third monster?

Another thing
Lisa failed to mention!

Well, don't look at me.

There were only two
in her finger painting.

-[crash!]
-[Lincoln] Whoa!

Hey, chief!

[all scream]

[whimpers]

[all panting]

[roars]

[all panting]

Ah! It's almost sunrise.
We're running out of time.

[Flip roaring]

[sniffs, moans]

Hmm. Wait, this is just like
the boss battle

in my zombie video game.

Oh, was the boss a two-story
convenience store owner

with nacho-cheese breath?

No, but we can do this.

If we blast it
from different angles,

it will have no place to run
and we can take it down.

-[Lisa] Worth a sh*t.
-[Leni] I'm in.

Everyone split up
and get in position.

I'll get his attention.

Hey, Flip,
your nacho cheese is green.

I want my money back!

Eh, no refunds!

Blast it now!

[Flip moaning]

Yah!

[all shouting]

[roars]

[sputtering]

[snoring]

Wait, isn't Flip
lactose intolerant?

Run!

[gurgling, farts]

[all shouting]

[all grunt]

[groans] I know it's a dream,
but it smells so real.

[Flip]
Hey, where'd you go?

[whimpering]

This monster's too powerful.

We need to abort mission.

It's too dangerous
to stay here.

But if we leave, Lily's
nightmares will be even worse.

-[Flip] Eh, peekaboo, chiefs!
-[all scream]

Press your
return buttons now.

[groans]

Wait.
Why is Lisa still sleeping?

[Lisa] Sorry, siblings.

I already put one sister's
life in danger.

I can't risk any of yours.

I must finish this alone...
for Lily.

-[loud footsteps]
-[Lisa] Aah!

Lisa!

[grunting]

Lily, I'm sorry.

I failed you.

Blech!

Bad Flip!
Leave Lisa alone!

[gasps]
A cal-lynn-mari sword?

Whaaaa!

[farting]

[groans]

Lisa.

[gasps] Lily.
That was incredible.

From now on, I promise,
no more monster experiments.

Lily not afraid anymore.
[giggling]

[laughs] Then my mission here
is complete.

Bye-bye, Lisa.

Oh.
[smooches]

Sweet dreams, Lily.

[beep]

[moaning]

Huh?

-[Lincoln] You made it.
-[Lola] I'm glad you're okay.

What happened in there?
Did you crush that thing?

Nope. She did.

[snoring]

[birds chirping]

[yawns]

Ehh.

[snoring]

[laughs]

[gasps]

Huh?

Lily had a good dream
about you.

Aw.
Tell me all about it, Lily.

♪ Cramped inside this space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪
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