03x03 - Thai Feud/Adventures in Catsitting

[bunniefuu]

Theme Music...

Wow!
[slurps]

- Ah!
- Would anyone like eggs?

- Yes, please.
- Why, yes. Thank you.

Mmm! These are eggcellent,
Mrs. Boonchuy.

Yes. Thank you for
the delicious food.

Oh, you're
very welcome.

[Sprig chuckles]
Hey!

[grunts]

Good morning, fam-fam.

Ooh! Eggs!

[slurping]

Hmm.

These could use a little something.
Got any hot sauce?

- Sure. I'll get...
- Whoo-hoo!

Don't worry, Mrs. B.
I got it.

Aha!

[slurping]

[sighs, burps]

[nervous chuckle]

Sprig, can we chat?

Dude, what are you
doing? What do you mean?

Sprig Plantar, you're a guest
in the Boonchuys' home.

For frog's sake,
behave like one.

[chuckles]
Silly Hop Pop.

We're not guests.
We're family.

[Hop Pop]
No, we're not!

Just because Anne
is a Plantar

doesn't automatically
make you a Boonchuy.

Doesn't it though? I
mean, the math checks out.

You're not a part
of Anne's family!

Oh. Anne, is that true?

Don't worry about it, man.

Being a guest around
here is so much better.

Being family just means
chores, responsibilities

and getting yelled at
when you mess up.

I, for one, like being
waited on hand and foot.

And I should know.

I have feet now.

Sorry, guys. I just
always wanted a bigger family.

And I guess I got
a little carried away.

- Been there.
- Hey, no problem.

- You course corrected.
- [Mrs. Boonchuy] Anne, come on.

We have a lot of work
to do at the restaurant.

Well, that's me.
See you guys when I get back.

Oh, wait!

Can I come with you?

I'd like to make up for
how rude I was this morning.

I guess that'd be fine.
Hop Pop, Polly.

Try to research some portals and
junk while we're gone.

You got it.

So are we watching Starzgate
or Quantum Hop?

Quantum Hop!
Quantum Hop!

How can I help?
How can I help? How can I help?

Don't worry about it, pink frog.
You're our guest.

Why don't you sit in the corner
with a Thai ice tea?

[grunts] I hate
being a stupid guest.

I wanna be family.

Yes!

[giggles]

- [bell jingles]
- [Mrs. Boonchuy] Oops!

- Sounds like we've got a customer.
- Heh?

What's happening,
Boonchuys?

[laughs]
Anne! Whoa!

I thought
you were dead.

Ned!
Check it out, Sprig.

This guy's our
number one customer.

He's been around
for years.

- Wow!
- [Ned chuckles] Oh.

And I'm not just a
customer anymore, Anne.

- Wait. What?
- I bought a food truck.

I wanna bring your mom's
amazing cooking to all of LA.

She puts the pow
in pad kra pao!

Oh, neat. You guys are
in business together?

Well... no.

- Not yet.
- [sighs]

I already told you.

We're just not interested
in a food truck.

But you've got
the best Thai food in the county.

And if we partnered up,

we could make so much money
together.

Couldn't you just share some
of your recipes with me?

Absolutely not.

This recipe are
for family only.

[groans]
Well,

when you change your mind,
you know where to find me.

[scatting]

Wow. He's literally parked
right outside the restaurant.

- That can't be good.
- It's not.

[Mrs. Boonchuy] Customers
are very confused right now.

Ah.

Huh. Huh?

[stammers]
I-I-I-I don't...

What-What do I do?

[crying]

[sighs]

He means well.

But Ned just doesn't realize
he's hurting the business.

It's been weeks,
and he still hasn't budged.

Oh, well. I better start
the khao pad.

Hmm.
Tough problem, huh?

Why, if someone were
to solve it,

your mom might consider him
the son she never had.

Sprig,
stay out of this.

Okay, okay. Sheesh.
It was just a thought.

[Sprig] Ow.

Here you go.

[slurps]

Next!
[Sprig clears throat]

Oh. Hi, kid.
What'll it be?

[clears throat]

Give me the special.

Sure thing.

Two egg rolls and a bowl
of pad thai coming up.

[clanking]

[groans]

Oh, my frog!

This food...
it's turned me pink!

[both gasp]

- Hey, I wouldn't mind being pink.
- Heh?

Maybe it will help me
with my next Star Trip audition.

Excuse me. I'll have
whatever he had.

Sure thing.

What? You fools!

That was a lie.
You're all morons.

[both gasp] Who
you calling a moron?

[slurps]

- [angry chatter]
- [Sprig] Morons, morons, morons!

[grunts]

Morons! Morons!
Whoa!

Oh, hey, while you're in there,
could you grab those recipes?

[groans]

Anne, this behavior
is unacceptable.

I'm doubling your chores.
Don't let it happen again.

Wait. Why'd she yell at you
for something I did?

She's not about to yell
at a guest, Sprig.

She only yells at family.

Ouch, Anne.
Thanks for rubbing it in.

Look, Sprig, I know
what you're doing here.

And I get why.
But please stop.

Or I'll be cleaning the bathroom
with a toothbrush for the rest of my life.

Just knock it off,
okay?

[chuckles] Knock it off
or knock it on?

I heard that!

No, you didn't!

[headphones: upbeat song]
[scatting]

[scatting continues]

Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Finally!

Ned's gonna get ahead,
baby!

[screams] Oh!
Ow, ow, ow, ow.

[chuckles]

And now to destroy
an earth man's livelihood.

[gasps, coughs]

Oh, no.

Sprig Boonchuy
in three, two, one.

No, Sprig! Bad Sprig!
What are you doing?

Squirming my way
into your mom's heart

by making this food truck
disappear.

Not on my watch.

[both grunting]

[engine starts]

Ned, I don't have time
for this nonsense.

Um, but your note said...

Note?
What note?

Wait. Mrs. B?

[grunts]
Pink frog!

- Huh?
- Huh?

[both grunting]

My food truck!
Your food truck!

[Sprig groans]

[both grunt]

- Hmm? [gasps]
- [gasps]

- Holy crab apple!
- [screams]

When did we
start moving?

Okay, I've never driven a
car, but I have driven Bessie.

And played hours
of Super Wario Carts.

- Anne, look out!
- [screams]

Uh... Uh... Brakes!
Gotta mash the brakes!

The brakes aren't working!

Ned!

It's okay, Anne.
I've got this.

Whoa, girl! Whoa!

Dude, that only works
on snails!

[grunts]

[both scream]

[squeaks]

- Whew.
- Whew. Huh?

- [screams]
- [screams] Oh, no!

[screams]

[both screaming]

Thanks for letting me
borrow your TV.

Just be careful. This
thing is like a son to me.

Junior!

[both screaming]

Idea. Sprig,
I need your help.

Use that tongue and
help me make a hard left.

Got it!

- [grunts]
- [gasps]

- [tires squealing]
- Whoa!

[grunts]

[groaning]

[tires squealing]

[both scream]

[Anne, Sprig screaming,
grunting] Whoa!

[all cheer]

I don't believe it.

We...

- did it!
- Did it!

I don't believe this.

Me either.

You send your daughter
to destroy my truck?

What?
Are you people insane?

Anne had nothing
to do with this.

It was all me.

I was just...

[sighs]

I just wanted to be
a part of the family.

But I should've respected
your boundaries

instead of pestering you
into something you didn't want.

[sighs] It's okay,
pink frog.

I mean, Sprig.

I know how much you
mean to my daughter.

And how much
she means to you.

I probably shouldn't have
treated you like such an outsider.

[crying]

I feel like
an outsider too.

I love your restaurant
so much.

[sniffs] I just wanted
to be a part of it.

But... But I was wrong.

[crying continues]

I'm so sorry.

I'm done trying
to get your recipes.

I just realized

this is a gross appropriation
of your culture.

And I should just
show myself out.

[sighs]

Ned, look.

I can't give you
the recipes

because they are
for family only.

But we could use some help
with deliveries.

De... Deliver?
Me?

I mean, it won't pay much,
but you will be part of the restaurant.

Yes!
I'd love to.

Oh, you will not regret it,
Mrs. Boonchuy.

Not for a second.

Whoo-hoo! Yay!

I'll make you guys proud!

Oh, man.
I got to get these brakes fixed.

Welp, I guess
we're all done here.

- [grunts]
- [Mrs. Boonchuy] Not so fast.

If you think you're getting out
of here without an earful,

you've got another
thing coming.

Firstly,
how dare you disobey me?

Secondly, how dare you put
Anne and yourself in danger?

Thirdly,
why are you smiling?

You're... You're scolding me,
which means...

Yep.
You're family now, bud.

[squealing]

[crying] Yay!

Already having second
thoughts about this.