03x10 - Escape to Amphibia

[bunniefuu]

[frogs croaking]

Okay, this is getting
hard to ignore, X.

What do you know
about these amphibious

extraterrestrials?

Who can say? Maybe a lot?
Maybe nothing?

Don't be coy, X.

Sorry. Coy is my
default setting.

I want these three taken
into custody today.

What do you need
to get the job done?

[Mr. X]
Nothing much.

Tricked-out vans,
thermal tracking equipment,

a mobile HQ with
cutting-edge power systems.

Kombucha on tap.

Kombucha on tap?

Don't push it, X.
Just neutralize the thr*at.

Yes, sir.

This is it, Jenners.
Living the dream.

Oh! Got to love
this avocado roast.

It's avocado toast,
dude.

In Amphibia the avocados
are covered with poisoned barbs

that cause blindness.

But here they're just creamy
and delicious.

How's the portal going,
Terri?

Pretty good.
Come over here.

When you told me
about the Calamity Box,

I wondered,
"Why a music box?"

Then it hit me.

The musical notes function
as coordinates.

There are countless
worlds in the multiverse.

Infinite possibilities.

And those ancient Newts
discovered a way

to pinpoint worlds
with music.

[all] Ooh!

Now,
the million-dollar question.

Does anyone remember
a song playing

when they were in a portal
between here and Amphibia?

[all humming]

[Terri] One at a time,
please.

I think it was... [humming]

Fingers crossed,
everyone.

[machine powering up]

[whirring]

Whoa!
It's working!

That's as big as I can make it.
Do you see anything?

[screeches]

Oh, gross.

Yay!
That's home all right.

I wonder if the mantis
can smell us.

- Sprig!
- [screams]

[pants, grunts]

[powering down]

That's your world?

Home sweet home.

Nice job, Terri.

Thanks. I need way more
power to make the portal bigger,

but we're on the right track.

I don't believe it.
We're so close to getting

back to Amphibia.

Next stop, defeat Andrias
and save my friends.

Wow, Anne.

You are one impressive kid.
You know that?

Really?
Traveling to another world,

leaving your parents
behind again,

not knowing when
you'll see them next.

That's brave.

Hmm. I hadn't really
thought about that until now.

I would not believe it
if I hadn't just seen it.

That was incredible.

[Terri] All right.
Everyone, listen up.

Dr. Jan and I think
we can get the portal bigger,

but here's a list of supplies

- I think we're gonna need.
- [cell phones beep, vibrate]

, kilowatts
of power generators,

cubic meters
of ice,

eight gallons
of yogurt-covered pretzels...

The portal needs
yogurt-covered pretzels?

Yes.

Looks like the only place
we'll find all this is...

Spendco!

Spend what?

[Boonchuys] Spendco!

[Plantars] Whoa!

Samples.
Get your samples.

It's massive.
Beautiful.

They got avocados here?

They've got everything here.

Come on, Frobo!
Shopping spree!

Which way to
the avocados?

Toys! Toys!
Where are the toys?

[Hop Pop, Sprig] Whoo!
No hopping.

[Sprig] Sorry.

[gasps]

We meet again,
Anne Boonchuy.

The only way to save your father
is to defeat me.

[sighs] Dad,
I'm too old for this.

Aw, really?
Nope!

[grunting]

[screams, grunts] Hey!
Go easy on your old man.

Whoa! Sorry.

Gotcha!
[screams]

I was your mother
the whole time.

Space parents
are the worst!

[groans]

[all laugh]

[Spendco employee]
Hey, you can't play with those.

- [Mr. Boonchuy] Everybody scatter!
- [screams]

Come back here!

[battle cry]

If you have
a saber display,

you're gonna get
a Boonchuy battle.

That's just the way it goes.
Dang right.

[all laugh]

[sighs]

Hey,
are you all right?

Yeah, totally.
[sniffles]

I gotta go find Sprig.

Anne,
check this thing out.

Booyah!

Hmm?

Uh, are you okay?

What? Oh, yeah,
i-it didn't hit me.

But are you okay
in here?

[sighs]
Not really.

I've been so focused on
opening the portal and getting back

to Amphibia,

I haven't thought about what
I'll be leaving on this side.

My parents.

I get it.
They're pretty great.

What if we wait
a couple days?

You can spend more time
with your parents.

I'm sure Amphibia can wait
a little while longer.

Hmm. I suppose that
could be a good idea.

[Hop Pop] Gangway!

Holy guacamole!

Hey, kids.

Hop Pop,
what is all this stuff?

Avocado hummus, avocado oil,
avocado face masks.

There's avocado everything!

When I share it all with Amphibia,
we'll be set for life.

[tires squealing]

You like Frobo's
new treads?

We stopped by
the RC car aisle.

What's with the DVDs?

Oh, nothing much.

Just my favorite
Die Difficultly films.

Bryce Wallace is
an action movie genius.

[Anne] I don't think this movie
is age-appropriate.

Anyway,
see you nerds later.

We're gonna go
check out.

Mr. Boonchuy has
like eight credit cards.

[Hop Pop, Polly laughing]

Hey, have you guys seen
my wallet?

All right,
that's the last of it.

See?
I told you it would all fit.

Right guys?
Snug as a bug, Mr. Boonchuy.

Stack more on me!
I can take it.

I knew there was a reason
I married you.

[tires screech]
[sirens wailing]

Hut, hut, hut!

Looks like we've caught you
at last, my little froggies.

[chuckles] Frogs?
What frogs?

[beep]

[ribbits]

Hmm.

Quick, you guys.
Run!

[groans]
Anne! Oh, no.

Get up, girl!
[all scream]

Anne.
So we finally have a name.

I gotta say, kid,
you've caused me a lot of grief,

but that's
all over now.

Pack it up, boys.

What about the girl
and her parents?

Leave 'em.
There's nothing they can do now.

[all clamoring]

Guys! No!

[all] Anne!

Mom, Dad, we gotta...

Go after them.
I know.

[tires squealing]

Geez, Mom, where'd you learn
to drive like this?

This is nothing. Try
driving through Bangkok

during rush hour.

We're losing them!
Not on my watch!

[truck horn honks]

Look out for
that dumpster!

Heh.

[tires squealing]

[mouse screams]

Look!

[gasps] Must be their HQ.

Time to scope
things out.

[Mr. Boonchuy] Looks pretty secure.
Well, what now?

I think this is more than

the three of us can handle.

It's time to call
for backup.

[footsteps approaching]

Geez,
we thespians love the spotlight,

but can you turn
this thing down?

Who do you work for?

No one.
I been working for myself

since I took over the farm.

The farm?

Is that what you call
your nefarious alien headquarters?

I... What? No.

Say, do you guys have
any avocado toast?

All right, pinkie,
I wanna know everything.

Start from the beginning.

I was born on a humid,
swampy evening.

Just a tiny,
cute tadpole with big dreams.

Ugh.

What's your master plan?

Duh, to eliminate my enemies
and take over the world!

Aha!
Now we're getting somewhere.

Tell me more.

Sheesh,
we're gonna be here awhile.

Okay.
So there's Duckweed, Buck,

Gary, Tritonio, Barry, Gunther,
Lucy, Nelly, Clifford,

Lacey, Hartford...

Enough! Okay, new tactic.
What is this thing?

Some kind of b*mb?

Oh, he's the b*mb all right.
Ain't ya, Frobs?

[gurgles]

Enough!

Let's see
how talkative you are

once we run
some tests.

Oh, you're going
on my list for sure.

And now,
the Plantars are being held by the FBI

in a secret government compound.

Wait, wait, wait.
Back up.

The Plantars
are alien creatures from another world?

Frog-Man was a frog?

Actually, that checks out.

[in Thai]

[both laugh]

Yes.
And we need your help to save them.

But this is serious business.

If we get caught,
we'll be in huge trouble with the feds.

So if anyone wants out,
no hard feelings.

We're with ya
to the end!

Wow. So dramatic.

Thanks. [Chuckles]
I'm an actor.

All right, here's the plan.

Step one:
Get into the compound

by bringing them something
they want.

We found
another frog alien.

[croaks]
[groans] ID?

Got it
here somewhere.

[panting]
[Anne] Next:

Secure entry into the compound.

[beeping]

Oh, yeah. We're in.

[static on walkie-talkie]
Done and done.

[beep]

Nice work. And now,
we find the Plantars

and return these rental suits!

[all cheer]

Shh!

[whispered cheers]
[whispers] Terrific.

Wait, Terri.
Check it out.

That could power
the portal all on its own.

Should we grab it?
Oh, heck, yes.

[both chuckling]

[gasps]
This must be where the Plantars are.

Hop Pop?

[ribbiting]

What the...

[all gasp]
[laughing]

Payback stings.
Doesn't it?

What have you done with the Plantars?
Give them back!

[chuckles]
The Plantars, eh?

Sorry, honey,
but they're government property now.

You can't do this.

We have rights.

I can do whatever I want.

I'm a highly specialized,
top federal agent.

And you... [chuckles]
...you're nothing but a child.

Heck, you wouldn't
have even gotten

this far without your
mommy and daddy.

But... I...

Face it, kid.
It's time to stop playing hero

before it gets you all
in serious trouble.

Oh, wait. You're
already in serious trouble.

[laughs]

Whoo!
Today is a good day.

Don't listen to
that guy, Anne.

Yeah, he's just a
well-dressed blowhard.

Mmm-hmm.

But he's right.

I am just a kid.

How am I supposed to save
my friends,

b*at the FBI,
defeat King Andrias,

if I can't even bring myself to
say goodbye to my parents?

[sniffles]

All this time, I thought I could do
these things,

but I was wrong.
[cries]

Don't be silly, Anne.
If anyone can do this, it's you.

[sniffles]
How do you know?

Are you kidding?
Just look at what you already done.

Survived for months
in another world.

Made friends,
and fought for people

who couldn't fight
for themselves.

Built me
that amazing Christmas float.

Defeated
a k*ller robot!

Two k*ller robot,
technically.

You have grown so much.

You're not
my little girl anymore, Anne.

You can do this.

And no matter
where you go or what you're doing,

we'll be with you the whole way.
Right here.

I'm pointing
to your heart,

in case you didn't get it.
I got it, Dad.

[sobbing]

I wish my parents
believed in me like that.

[powering down]
Huh?

What's happening?
Generator, generator, generator.

Holy cow!
Terri and Jan stole

the camp's generator.

The entire compound
is shut down, which means...

Glitch in the power locks.
Let's go!

Freedom!

Hold it right there.

I may have been touched
by your story,

but I'm still gonna
stop you!

Anne. Catch!

You bought that? What?
It was on sale.

[all gasp]

You guys wait here.
I'll be right back.

Hope she doesn't
k*ll anyone.

[powering down]
Huh? Hey!

Who's that?

Hey, that kid escaped.
Get her!

[yells]

[gasps, grunts]

[gasps, screams]
Let me out. Let me out!

Let me out. Let me ou...

[body thuds]
Uh, it says "pull," dude.

All right.
Coast is clear.

Now let's go save
some frogs.

[powering down]

I'll go restart
the generator.

Don't let them
out of your sight.

Okay, guys.
This is our chance to escape.

[grunting]

Don't hurt yourself, Sprig.

[pounding]

What up, fam?

[both] Anne!

I'm here to rescue you guys.

Hey, who are you?
[record scratches]

You can't be in here.
[screams]

[panting]

Anne!
Boy, are we glad to see you.

Are you guys okay?

Mostly. My dignity is
admittedly in shambles.

So, what's the plan
on getting outta here?

Well...

Surprise.

Hey,
need a ride?

Yes!
It's you.

Molly Jo?

What up, Frog-Man?

Humphrey,
you helped save us?

What can I say?
Us actors have to stick together!

Ally? Jess?

You fixed Frobo!

[retches]

Sorta.

[Dr. Jan] All right, buckle up.

I love doing that!

Well,
that's not good.

Huh?

Dum dee dum.
[Mr. X] Shut the gate!

Shut the gate!
Shut it!

[yells]
[alarm buzzes]

[chuckles] Don't
know why we thought

that would work.

[growls]
It's go-time, people. Let's move.

[all] Hut, hut, hut.

[tires screech]

[gasps]

Okay.
Time to ditch these losers.

[all grunting]

[screaming]

[all gasp]

[both scream]

[all yell]
Polly!

Way ahead of ya!

[driver groans]
I can't see. Also, that's super gross!

[expl*si*n]

No, they're fine.
They have airbags.

[whirring]

[grunts]

[laughs]

[screams]
Got ya!

Take this!

Guys, quick.
We need something else to throw.

How about... [grunts]
...this?

[grunts]

[keg whistling]
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[tires screech]

Ugh, great.

I'm fine, Jenny.

They may have
gotten away,

but not before
I tagged them!

[laughs]

[beeping]
[all cheer]

[Anne] I don't believe it.
We did it!

Grab the other generators.
We've got one sh*t at this.

[computer beeps]

Here.
For your trip.

Guys,
this is amazing.

We have had your care package
prepared for awhile,

waiting for
this very moment.

We are so proud
of you.

Now go finish
this thing,

and bring
your friends home.

[sobbing]
Thanks, Mr. and Mrs. B.

For everything.
We'll miss you.

We'll take good care
of Anne.

Everyone ready?
Got everything?

We're ready.
I'm set.

I've got one avocado left
to seed my avocado dynasty.

All right.
Here we go!

[power drains]
[gasps] Oh, no.

It doesn't look
any bigger.

We still can't
fit through.

Guys,
what can we do?

All those generators
weren't enough.

That was twice the power
we estimated it would need.

If that didn't work,
I'm afraid nothing will.

[all gasp]

Everybody, freeze!

Oh, no.
Nobody move.

Ooh,
these things are good.

Oh, no!

No. We were so close.

[slow clapping]

Not bad, Anne.
Not bad.

Turns out, you were more capable
than I thought.

But you still failed
because no matter what you do,

you're still
just a kid.

[smack]

You're right, X.
I am just a kid.

But today reminded me
that with the right people

by my side,

[distorted voice]
I can do anything!

What the...

[grunts]
[FBI agents groan]

What are you?

Anne, look.
The portal.

[beeping]

[whirring]

[both gasp]
The portal.

How is that possible?

She's powering it
like some kind of...

Human battery.

What is that place?

And... Whoa!
Is that a giant praying mantis?

Men, seize them!
This is it! Hut, hut, hut.

Oh, no!
[gasps]

Hop Pop,
give me your avocado!

Oh, come on!

Dude!

Oh...
[sniffles]

Hey, bug boy.
Ya hungry?

[screams]
What is that?

A giant bug?

Bugs don't eat people,
right?

[both scream]

[grunting]

Now's our chance!
Come on!

[FBI agents screaming]

Anne, take care.

We love you!

[shrieking]
[FBI agents groaning]

[roars]

[shrieks]

[grunts] You!

I hope you're ready
to explain yourselves.

And we hope you're ready
to listen.

We got a lot
to talk about.

Oh, goody.

[groaning]

[gasps, laughs]

We made it.
I can't believe it.

This is so...
Guys?

- Hey, what's going on?
- [gasps]

What happened here?

[theme song playing]

[Anne laughs]

[Hop Pop] ♪ Whoo-hoo! Baby ♪

[Sprig vocalizes]
[Hop Pop] Whoa!

[Polly screams]
[Anne] ♪ Baby ♪

[Sprig vocalizes]

[Anne vocalizes]
♪ Ba-ba-ba-baby ♪

[song ends]