02x14 - Bon Bon the Birthday Clown

[bunniefuu]

[" I'm from Another Dimension" by Brad Breeck plays]

It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from 'round here I'm from another, woo-hoo Yeh-heah I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa Paaa It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension [music, cheering]

Ooh! Hey.

Hmm.

Oh! - Uh ha ha! - CROWD: Oooh! There's a dessert on that plate.

Hey, it's back! [exclaiming]

- Witchcraft! - Witchcraft! No, don't be scared.

These are you're supposed to like these.

These are trick candles.

[giggles]

You blow them out, they come back.

[screaming]

Oh.

[wheezing]

Don't be sad.

One hundred years from now, I'll come back just like my candles.

[horn honks]

[sobbing]

[school bell rings]

Thanks for agreeing to go with me tonight, Star.

Dances make me a little anxious.

What are you so worried about? Well, I had a nightmare that I came to the dance alone, and everyone laughed and threw tomatoes at me.

Then all my teeth fell out.

Oh, and then Jackie saw me, and said I looked pasty.

That's not gonna happen.

It'll be fine.

[Marco yells]

My leg.

I can't feel my leg! - That's my leg.

- Oh.

Sorry.

- What happened? - I just saw a huge rat in the air duct.

Yeah.

This place is a dump.

- Star, come here.

- Janna Banana! - Did you get it, did you get it? - I made it.

[gasping]

Cake on a plate.

It's time to find out if the legend is true.

Will Bon Bon come back BOTH: Just like his candles? [laughter]

This séance is gonna be epic.

- I will see you tonight at 7:00.

- I'll see you tonight at wait, what? Yeah, Bon Bon said he'd be back on his 100th death day, - and that's tonight.

- Oh, I thought it was tomorrow! I promised Marco I'd be his dance buddy tonight.

His teeth might fall out if he goes alone.

What are you gonna remember more, high school dance or a dead clown séance? Dead clown séance.

Marco! Okay, see you later.

Marco! Marco, Marco, Marco! [squealing]

Are you okay? Jackie Lynne Thomas just asked me to the dance.

And I said yes! Wait! But you and I, we were gonna go together.

No, no, Marco, this is perfect.

I totally forgot that I promised Janna that I'd resurrect a dead clown with her tonight.

So you should totally, totally go with Jackie.

Really? - Marco, clown séance.

Yes! Yes! Yes! [grunts]

Ye-e-es! [music]

Here we go.

One wipe, two wipe, three wipe, four.

Five wipe, six wipe, sweat no more.

Yeah, that's it.

A little dab'll do ya.

Whoa! Ugh! What the heck? Watch where you're going, Marco.

Janna, what what are you doing here? Oh.

We just need a few more supplies for our séance tonight.

Now my backside smells like cologne.

[slap]

Hey! Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

[inhales]

- It's nice.

- Yeah, it's nice.

Stop smelling me! [doorbell rings]

Oh, my gosh.

She's here! Uh, okay, okay.

What am I doing? Where's my where's my room? Oh, yeah.

[stammering]

- Wanna say hi to Jackie? - Okay.

- I'll get it.

- Me too, me too, me too! Me too! [both gasp]

- Oh, hey, Angie, hey, Star.

- Come on in.

Oh, my gosh.

You look like the ocean.

[giggles]

Thanks.

Hey, Janna.

Hey.

MARCO: Hi, Jackie.

Ay, mijo.

Darned if I knew That I'd find you In the last place I thought you would be - You look amazing.

- You, too.

A-plus! [giggles]

Uh sorry.

Smell his butt.

You'll thank me later.

Oh, Star, please take a photo of my handsome son - and his beautiful date.

- Sure.

Uh, smile.

And if I catch your eye It feels like I could fly [music continues]

MOM: Bye, sweetie.

Come on, Star.

Let's go.

[Mom screams]

[gasps]

So where's this ghost? Glossaryck? What are you doing here? Is that a joke? "Dead clown séance?!" Now lead the way.

I like your natural headlamp, Glossaryck.

It's not natural, but thank you.

JANNA: I wonder if Bon Bon's skull still has the clown nose on it.

Oh, no way.

Maggots would've eaten it by now.

- Maggots don't eat plastic.

- Plastic? Yeah.

Glossaryck, all clowns have plastic noses.

No.

Real clowns have meat noses.

- Ugh.

What do you think, Star? - Don't you think it's weird that Marco asked me to the dance, and then totally changed his mind at the last minute? - That's, like, not cool, right? - What?! No.

You told Marco you didn't wanna go, because you wanted to see Bon Bon.

- You do wanna see Bon Bon, don't you? - Oh, yeah.

Of course.

[tentatively]

Bon Bon Huh? - Meat.

- Plastic.

- Meat.

- Plastic.

Janna, Glossaryck, check it out.

[both gasp]

- "I will come back.

" - BOTH: It's Bon Bon! Uh, so, I was just gonna ask.

- What are your hobbies? - Oh, uh, lots of stuff, I guess.

Skateboarding, which you know.

I'm kinda into history books.

I actually read this really cool one about Hm, interesting.

What kind of music do you like? Uh I guess pretty mellow stuff.

- I know that's totally vague.

- Next question.

Do you like food? - If so what kinds? - Wait.

Hold on.

You just wiped something on your face.

- It's all It's all blue now.

- What? - Here.

Let me see that.

- No, no.

No, no.

[sighs]

Dude, you don't need this.

Now come on.

Okay.

Okay, let's see what's goin' on here.

There's hot wings girl.

Snack table.

Light bulb sisters.

Ugh.

Looks like somebody forgot to cancel the basketball game.

Oh, there's Brad and Tammy.

They look happy.

Leave room for Lady Decency.

Greetings, kids.

A corsage for the lady? Thanks, but we don't need one.

But it's mandatory.

Aw! It's crooked.

You are such a disappointment.

[slapping sound]

[sighs]

I think I made a mistake.

Huh? What do you mean? I never should've asked you to the dance.

[sighs]

Yeah.

No, yeah, yeah.

I mean, you're right.

You're totally right.

Why would you go with me to a dance? - I should've just asked you on a date.

- Huh? - Do you wanna go on a date with me? - Y-Yes please.

Come on.

Let's get outta here.

[stammering]

Bon Bon the birthday clown First he was dead Maybe he's alive Does he have a nose? Maggots in his eyes Bam! If that don't say welcome back, clown ghost, nothing does.

How's the shrine coming? - Hey, Star? - Huh? - The shrine, how's it coming? - It's, uh, it's comin' along.

Ugh, it's not.

Sorry, sorry.

My head's totally loopy tonight.

Take your time, Star.

This'll be a long night.

So as long as we're all just sitting here chillin', would it be cool if I got you guys' opinion on something? Is this about Marco again? What? Nooo.

Yes.

Could you please just tell me what you think of this one thing? Uh, sure.

Okay.

Notice anything off about it? See? Just because Marco has a mole, suddenly Jackie has to have, like, eight of them.

Those are freckles.

GLOSSARYCK: Hey, Star.

Star.

Star! - Yes, interrupter.

- Are you gonna use this? - What is it? - I don't know.

It's, like, a spell.

There's a little drawing of a rat or something.

Uh, we're kind of in the middle of something.

- So I can do whatever I - Yeah, whatever.

Go.

Oh, whoops.

I accidentally deleted the picture.

Problem solved? Can we just focus on the shrine now? Yes.

Shrine time.

Okay, got that? All right.

- Now stir the cereal.

- Got it.

Stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir.

And then, we add one, just one, malted milk ball.

One for me, one for you.

- Are you sure about this? - Jackie, trust the chef.

[laughs]

All right.

[choking]

Marco! [coughing]

It's terrible.

[retches]

Really? It was good the last time I had it.

Ugh.

[sputters]

The what [giggling]

[tentative laughter]

Your face.

[both laughing]

See, Marco? You're adorable when you laugh at yourself.

- What? - Relax, dude.

I I'm relaxed.

[stammering]

- Seriously, why are you so nervous? - Uh, I don't know.

'Cause it's a date, and you're super cool, - and I'm just afraid of messing up.

- Marco, you already messed up.

- What? - Yeah.

You puked on my lap in third grade.

You broke my skateboard.

And then there's that weird box thing - you got trapped in at Star's sleepover.

- Okay, okay.

You sent me anonymous text messages of cats.

- All right.

Point taken.

- Oh.

Then there was the little neck guy that came out of your neck or whatever.

- Jackie, I don't wanna relive that.

- Fair enough.

But you know what I like about you, is that even after a humiliating, crushing defeat, you just pick yourself right back up, and you hop right back on, kinda like skateboarding.

Yeah, well, I don't know how to skateboard - What? - No, I never What are you doing? Whoa! You just keep that down there? - Well? - No, no, no, no.

- Come on.

- No, no, no.

- Marco, you can do this.

- No, forget it.

- Marco, do it for me? - Ugh.

Okay.

I'm gonna do this.

Don't look down.

Don't look up.

[stammering]

- Do you trust me? - Yeah, I trust Okay, I'm done.

[snoring]

- Janna, wake up! - No, you shut up.

[groans]

I might as well be spending the night alone in a graveyard.

If any dead clowns feel like coming back from the dead I think now would be a pretty good time.

Ugh! Should've just gone to that stupid dance.

[beeps]

Bet Marco's having a good time.

[dialing, line ringing]

[buzzing]

Hey, it's Marco.

I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll call you right back.

Hey, Marco, it's just me, checkin' up on my best bud.

Drop me a line when you get home.

Just wanna check up on you.

If you want to.

If not, that's that's cool, too.

Bye.

[groans]

[dialing]

Hey, it's Marco.

I'm not here right now [groans]

[dialing]

Hey, it's Marco.

I'm not here right now but leave a message and I'll call you right back.

Hey, it's Marco.

I'm not here right now but leave a message and I'll call you right back.

Hey, it's Marco [frustrated groan]

Why aren't you picking up?! [snoring]

Hm? Glossaryck, wake up.

Hey, what's the name of that spying spell? [muttering]

Oh.

The all-seeing eye, uh, you're talking about.

- Where is it? - That would be that would be in Eclypso's chapter.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

You don't wanna go there.

Eclypso dark magic.

Not nice to spy on people.

[laughs]

Glossaryck, don't be ridiculous.

- I'm not using it to spy on anyone.

- Spying leads to crying.

[snoring]

Well, I'm not spying.

[snoring continues]

Aha! Here it is.

"I summon the all-seeing eye to tear a hole into the sky.

Reveal to me that which is hidden.

Unveil to me what is forbidden.

" - Whoa! [music]

- Don't worry.

I've got you.

Oh! [growls]

What?! [yells]

What'd I miss? - Did I do that? - Yes, you fell on me.

No, I know I fell on you.

I was there for that.

There was this eyeball spell, and Jackie and Marco Slow down, woman.

You are not making any sense.

Shoo! Shoo, shoo! Get out of here, you giant rats.

[creepy music]

It's happening.

You came back.

Oh, that expl*si*n did a real number on your face.

[maniacal laughter]

Surprise.

- Ludo? - Miss me, princess? - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Haven't ate it like that in years.

You know, I'm really glad I asked you out.

Me, too.

[music]

Huh? Marco? Is everything okay? We have to find Star.

Get her, get her! Shimmering crystal see-saw! [screeching]

Stop and get her! Rainbow fist punch! [screeching]

Syrup tsunami shockwave! You guys are ruining my séance.

Mega starfish tsunami! Mystic Room Suck Portal.

[gasps]

Not again! Not again! I'm back, just like my [screams]

Please have mercy on me.

I would have mercy on you.

JANNA: Help! - Bad vermin.

Bad.

- Janna? Aw, looks like you need a hand, princess.

What do you want with me? You think I'm here for you.

So selfish.

Ha! Fetch! - My spell book? - Yes.

I figured it would be okay if I took it, seeing how you're probably not going to need it where you're going.

[evil laugh]

As the humans say, destroying you will be easy as pie.

I think you mean piece of cake.

You will pay for that.

I'm on fire, I'm on fire! Put me out, put me out! [grunting]

Oh, great job Fetch Spider.

We have what we want.

No, no, no, no! [rats squeaking]

[straining]

Do you really wanna waste precious time chasing me? - I mean, look.

- Star! [Ludo cackling]

[music]

Marco, let go.

You're gonna get pulled in, too.

I'm not letting go.

- You okay? - Yeah, yeah.

Thanks to you.

- Jackie, are you okay? - Yeah.

I'm great.

This is the funnest dance I've ever been to.

MARCO: Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, we're in a graveyard, so I can't believe Ludo took my spell book.

It's got everything in it.

That's my whole family history.

All the spells, everything, it's lost.

- We'll get it back.

- [sobs]

I've lost Glossaryck.

We'll get him back, too.

I promise.

At your service, milady.

I'm not a milady.

I think Earth is a pretty great place That's saying something 'Cause I've been through outer space I think it suits me, it's just my style I think I'm gonna stay a little while I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat I'm really thinking I could call this place home