03x06 - Club Snubbed/Stranger Danger

[bunniefuu]

[" I'm from Another Dimension" by Brad Breeck plays]

It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from 'round here I'm from another woo-hoo Yeh-heah I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa Paaa It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension [Song ends]

[Bell rings]

Kingdoms of Mewni, each year, we hold this dance to celebrate the peace between us.

Welcome to the Silver Bell Ball.

[Bell rings]

[Claps hands]

[Cheering]

Whoo hoo! Yeah! The rules of the ball are the same as always.

Each royal heir will dance with all the others, representing the bonds between our kingdoms.

Their kingdom got taken over by rats.

- How could they let that happen? - Hey, hey, they were big rats! Oh, girl, okay, okay.

What do you think of the line-up? Be honest.

It's just the same bunch of borings as every year, Pony.

Okay, that's fine, but, like, check out Prince Larry Kelpbottom.

Mm-hmm, okay.

Somebody came up and hit him with a hottie stick.

Yeah.

Guess it is kinda cool to see everyone dance.

- Hey, Princess Jaggs.

- Hey.

- Hi, Princess Spider Bite.

- Hello.

Oh, look, there's your annoying cousin.

Yeah.

Guess I should say hi.

Hi, Rock.

Hi, Rock.

Your cousin.

Over here.

Rock Johansen.

Okay, he hasn't changed.

Oh, looks like Rich Pigeon got himself some new legs.

Ooh, somebody's missing, Star.

Yep.

He's always late.

What? This is where you two met, isn't it? - Mm-hmm.

- Drama.

Drama! Drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama Pony, no drama this year.

I told my parents I was gonna focus on the princess biz.

Oh, come on, you're the b*mb at shakin' up these dusty old traditions, girl.

- Not this year.

- Oh, come on.

- No.

- Come on.

No, Pony.

Seriously.

Did you not hear me when I said come on? - Come on, come on.

- [Chuckles]

I'm serious.

Shh! I've caused a lot of trouble this summer.

It's time to be a better princess.

[Rumbling]

[Music]

Sunglasses at night.

Classy.

MANFRED: Announcing the arrival of Prince Thomas Lucitor.

Hey, everybody.

And his parents, Lord and Lady Lucitor, of the underworld.

Hello, Wrathmeelior.

- Hi, Dave.

- Hey.

Will the dancers please stand for the commencement bow? - [Gasps]

Did you just see that? - Ho ho ho, yes! Ooh, I think the whole room saw that.

- Girl, you're getting club-snubbed.

- Oh, no Wait, what is that? Oh, I don't know, it's just the best way to get someone all up in your business.

Watch.

Hey, Kelpbottom.

- Kelpbottom! - Huh? No, no, not you.

Not you.

The handsome one.

You hear that, honey? I'm the handsome one.

[Snorts]

Pony, what the I thought you liked him.

Oh, I do, I do.

But listen, the more you ignore somebody, the more they fall deeply in love with you.

That's, like, science.

It's scientific or something like that.

[Sniffs]

Ugh, okay.

Can you please give me some space, 'cause I really need that from you, okay? Thank you.

Bye-bye.

- It works every time.

- Weird.

[Bell rings]

Let the first dance begin.

Ahem.

Anyone? [Music]

Oh, my.

It seems Prince Thomas has taken the initiative, and he appears to be walking towards Princess Star.

Star and Thomas have always been the best dancers at every Silver Bell Ball, and we all know they had a very tumultuous relationship - before breaking up last year.

- [Groans]

Manfred.

May I have this dance - Well, all right.

Let's do this.

- Princess Jaggs? [All gasping]

Uh yeah, okay.

- You look lovely today.

- What? No, you do.

Well, this is a surprising turn of events.

No mistake.

At the previous Silver Bell Balls, Tom always chose Princess Star first to dance.

[Gasps]

Pony, I think I am getting club-snubbed.

Ooh, this is some next-level club-snubbing.

- He wants you bad, girl.

- Ugh.

Tom always does this.

When is he gonna realize I'm not interested? [Exhales]

Okay, calm yourself, Butterfly.

You're a princess, for goodness sake.

Oh, it's on.

[Bell rings]

Hm, let's see, let's see.

I choose you.

[Cooing]

Oh, oh, oh! Oh, Princess Star has chosen Prince Rich Pigeon as her first dance partner.

Could there be a new romance waiting - in the wings? - [Chuckles]

Oh, Richard.

I had no idea you were such a good dancer.

[Coos]

[Bell rings]

Good job, girl.

Mm-hmm, that oughta show him.

[Laughing]

[Growls]

[Music]

At last, the dancers have completed the ceremony, and are seated with their parents.

All except Star and Thomas.

They're saving the best for last.

[Laughing]

Hmm.

[Sighs]

Come on, Star.

Dance with him.

May I have this dance Manfred? [All gasping]

- Oh, dear.

- Oh, snap! [Laughs]

No one has ever asked me to dance.

[Giggles]

Ladies and gentlemen, Star has asked me, Manfred, to the dance floor.

I feel like I'm in a dream.

Your daughter just club-snubbed my son! Your son's been club-snubbing my daughter all night! - My son is a gentleman! - My daughter is a delicate flower! Delicate flower? Let's see how delicate a flower you are! [Both arguing]

Unbelievable! No, no, no, no, you do not get to make sad eyes at me.

This is your fault.

Look, I still don't wanna date you.

I have been through a lot lately, and what I really need is a friend.

But all you wanna do is play your little childish games.

Games? Oh, don't act all innocent, you club-snubber.

What? Star, I was there on Song Day.

- I-I know you're with Marco now.

- Oh, Ruberiot.

That song is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life.

No, no.

It was a huge wake-up call.

I finally realized you're not into me.

So during the dance, I wanted to do the right thing, and give you space.

If you'd asked to dance, I totally would've, but I wanted it to be your choice.

Okay, first of all, me and Marco, not a thing.

- Really? - Hey, not the point.

Second of all, giving me space doesn't mean pretending I don't exist.

That's just rude.

I was just trying to do the right thing.

It would've been nice if you didn't ignore me all night.

[Evil voice]

I don't know how to be nice! At least give me credit for trying.

This wasn't easy! [Yells]

- You're being really dramatic! - Whatever, Star.

I was just trying to give you what you want.

This isn't what I want! KING: Look what you did! You're paying for that chair! I'll pay for the chair when you pay for all the damage Toffee caused.

I'm starting to rethink being allies with your kingdom.

Oh, why don't you just crawl back into that little hole - you came out of? - Please, everyone, settle down.

[Cooing]

How could they let that happen? - Tom, may I have this dance? - I'd be delighted.

[Music]

[Grunting]

Huh? Aw, look at 'em go.

Um, Star? We should probably stop dancing.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And this concludes the Silver Bell Ball.

[Loud thumping]

I forgot what a good dancer you are.

Yeah, thanks.

So, um, would you maybe wanna get a corn shake sometime? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I could do that.

Beep beep.

Excuse us.

Look at me, Star.

Ooh, it's a new club-snub record.

[Laughing]

Ready, Glossaryck? Here comes the airplane.

[Makes airplane noises]

Globgore, globgore.

Come on, Glossaryck.

Be a good boy.

Glossaryck, what have I told you? We express ourselves with our words, - not our pudding.

[Gasps]

- Globgore! Oh, Glossaryck.

Here, boy.

- Do you wanna - Globgore? - Go for a walk? - Globgore! [Panting]

Glossaryck, slow down! Globgore, globgore.

[Star yelling]

Glossaryck, what the heck? Stop that, bad Glossaryck! Are we gonna have to go back into the diaper, 'cause I will do it.

[Chittering]

[Music]

Globgore! Ah, Glossaryck! - Globgore! - No! [Yells]

Oh, Glossaryck! Oh, my goodness.

I am so sorry about your roses.

- He oh! - Don't worry.

They're just flowers.

It's not like they're something really cool, like a squirrelicorn.

- Isn't that right? - Globgore! Globgore, globgore.

Oh! How did you do that, and teach it to me now.

[Laughs]

He just looked like he needed a little head scratch.

[Quietly]

Globgore.

You know, once in a while, you've got to slow down and appreciate the feeling of a nice head scratch, or the smell of a freshly bloomed rose, or the taste of a delicious candy bar.

[Chewing loudly]

I might have some self-control issues.

[Both laughing]

Yeah, me, too.

You seem so familiar.

- We met before, right? - Maybe.

I used to visit this garden a lot.

Oh, have you been to the Rose Tower? The view of the garden is absolutely divine.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- That's been condemned for forever.

- Well, don't let that stop you.

[Giggles]

Hey, if you're around tonight, you should come to the royal dinner.

Oh, that sounds delightful.

But I may have other plans.

- Aw.

You got a hot date? - Something like that.

- Star! - Mom! Omnitraxis! Oh my god! Star, are you okay? Did she hurt you? What? No.

No one hurt me.

I was just talking to that nice lady.

Nice lady? Star, that's Eclypsa.

Long time, no speak, Moon.

How did that spell work out for you? Not another word out of you, Eclypsa.

That's Eclypsa?! [Gasps, shudders]

We need to decontaminate you.

- Look into the light, please.

- What? - Uh, to check for spots of evil.

- Spots of evil? Well, there's no telling what Eclypsa might have done to you.

Stop it.

I am telling you, Eclypsa didn't do anything to me.

I am fine.

What [Gasps]

- What are you hey! - Here.

Cover your left eye with the paddle, and read the lines as best you can.

I-A-M-E-V-I No, you don't.

That just spells "I am evil.

" - That was, like, totally an admission.

- What? No, this is rigged.

- I was reading the thing.

- Skin check.

Oh, dear.

- You always had this mole? - Yes, but it doesn't make me evil.

Just a little self-conscious sometimes.

And why is there a monkey? - To check for evil fleas.

- Evil fleas? [Screeching]

He found something.

- Never mind.

He says they're just regular fleas.

- I knew that.

Stand here, arms down.

- One moment.

- Hey! What Do you even know what you're doing? No, but we still gotta do a test.

- Are you evil?! - No.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Are you evil, are you evil, are you evil? - Is she all right? - I am fine.

I talked to Eclypsa for, like, two seconds, and she was really nice.

No big deal.

It could be a very big deal.

- Okay, fine, but why? - Star, she betrayed her kingdom.

She abandoned her people so she could run off with a monster.

Mm-hmm, yes, right.

I knew that.

Kinda selfish.

Okay, then what? She blew everything up? No.

They crystallized her before she had the chance.

W-W-Wait, you crystallized her for being in love?! To a monster.

And that's not all.

She didn't respect the natural order.

She meddled in the dark arts, and created her own chapter of dangerous evil magic.

- Have you ever even read it? - [Scoffs]

Of course not.

Well, I have, and it really wasn't that big of a deal.

Ugh.

Chime in any time, guys.

You knew her, too.

Uh, I mean, I saw her double-dipping in the ranch at the royal ball once.

She told me she thought Rhombulus was annoying.

- Can you believe it?! - Yes.

Oh, yeah? She totally used to eat babies.

Nope, nope, that wasn't Eclypsa.

That was Bobipsa, the barbarian baby eater.

Are you calling me a liar?! I'm pretty sure Eclypsa was a pescaterian.

Okay, guys, as fascinating and fact-filled as this conversation is, I'm feeling kinda done.

The tests say I'm fine.

Star, please, these tests are for your own good.

Ugh! I am good.

It sounds like Eclypsa didn't deserve to be crystallized.

I mean, what's next, you gonna crystallize me if I do something you don't approve of? Give us the room.

You know, when I first met Eclypsa, I trusted her, too.

I didn't know any better.

Truthfully, Star, you're very capable for your age, but Then why won't anyone listen to me? It's complicated.

Eclypsa can be very convincing.

For your safety, let me handle this.

So what are you gonna do? I'm afraid the only option is immediate re-crystallization.

What? No.

No, no, no, no.

That's so harsh.

- You can't just go - This isn't a debate, Star.

I gave my orders to the Magic High Commission, and they're on their way to her cell as we speak.

She's to be re-crystallized immediately.

Oh, we'll see about that.

- Oh, Globgore! - My wand! Locked! Glossaryck.

- Glossaryck! - Globgore? - Glossaryck, the wand.

- Globgore? - Wa-a-and.

- Globgore! Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! - Globgore.

[Music]

- No, Glossaryck! We have to save Eclypsa.

Globgore.

Gotcha.

Super sparkle cloudy.

Wheeeee! - I'm gonna enjoy this.

- Rhombulus, no, wait! Turn it off! Great.

Now I got crystals growing outta my Oh, Star, you caused quite the ruckus.

Will you all just listen to me for one second? Crystallizing people is a serious punishment, and so far, no one has been able to convince me - that Eclypsa deserves it.

- Star, I know Eclypsa seems nice, but she can get into your head and make you do things you don't want to do.

Oh, my goodness, you're right.

Giving you that spell to destroy Toffee was her idea.

Oh, no, wait.

You were the one who went to her for help.

- Yes, but - And you made a deal with her.

If Toffee was destroyed, she'd be set free.

Well, hey, Toffee's gone, and you wanna go back on your word? But Star, look what her spell did to me.

When I performed that spell, I could feel the darkness.

Eclypsa is evil, Star.

I know you don't believe it now, but if you wait to find out the truth for yourself, it'll be too late.

Okay, fine.

If she is as bad as you say she is, then put her in a crystal.

But she at least deserves to have a fair trial.

Oh, for goodness sake, fine! We'll have a trial! Yes! Due process, due process.

But I'm only allowing this because I want there to be no doubt amongst anyone in Mewni I'm looking at you, Star that Eclypsa is evil and deserves her fate.

See, Eclypsa? Around here, we believe in a little thing called the justice system.

Hey, where are you going? It's going to take a little time to get the trial all set up.

What? You can't just leave her chained up in this dark and smelly dungeon.

You know, I always did enjoy gazing at the roses.

- Oh, hello, Princess Butterfly.

- Stand aside.

- Eclypsa.

- Star.

I was hoping Don't move! I want some answers.

Did you or did you not mess with dark magic? Well I did what I had to do for me.

If the Magic High Commission and your mother think that's evil, call me a villainess.

Wait.

Are you in my mind? They said you could be in my mind, and I wouldn't even know.

Definitely not.

But if I were, I wouldn't tell you.

- That's a joke.

- Oh, it wasn't very funny.

- But that's okay, 'cause - Globgore.

Globgore! - Glossaryck! Good to see you.

- Globgore! He's, uh, he's been kind of a handful lately.

Could you maybe do that crystal-y tickly thing again? - You're sure? - Globgore, globgore.

- I might corrupt him.

- What?! [Nervous laughter]

That was another joke.

Right? Globgore? Globgore.

Aw, they're so sweet when they're sleeping.

Okay, listen, just because I didn't want you crystallized again doesn't mean I trust you.

I just want you to be treated fairly.

Although, this place doesn't exactly seem fair.

What in the rodent is that?! [Light snarling]

Well, I love it here.

Actually, this was my room, you know, back in the, well, you know, before.

A lot has changed.

But the most important thing's still the same.

[Music]

[Gasps]

Wow! - This view is incredible.

- Isn't it? [Music]

# She's a princess winning battles # Through the break of dawn Don't worry when it's night 'cause She will keep the lights on Oh, there goes a shining star - # Evil won't deter her # - # No, sir! # - # 'Cause magic flows through her # - # Star Butterfly! # She is a shining star