04x03 - Moon Remembers/Swim Suit

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Star vs. the Forces of Evil". Aired: January 18, 2015 – May 19, 2019.*
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Series follows the adventures of Star Butterfly, the young turbulent heir to the royal throne in the dimension of Mewni, who is sent to Earth to mellow her reckless behavior.
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04x03 - Moon Remembers/Swim Suit

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[title music]

It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time I ain't from round here, I'm from another woo-hoo Yea-ah I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-puuuh It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension [Star]

So, yeah, those are the big changes.

Eclipsa is queen, Monsters live among Mewmans, and there's this new kind of chocolate called "carob.

" It's not very good.

Hmm.

The things that happen when you lose your memory.

Yep, things are a bit different! Hey, Star! You want some hay? No, thanks.

Uh, I'm good.

Monsters living among Mewmans.

I never thought I'd see the day.

So now that you've seen it, you're, uh, not mad, right? No, I'm not mad.

It's just different.

- Different can be good.

- Oh, good! Wait, you do remember what monsters are, right? Star, I know what monsters are.

Moonpie! Does this mean your memory is back?! - It's getting there.

- Huzzah! Oh, wait.

Does this mean you remember our 14th anniversary? [laughs]

You got sick on the twirly-whirly wheel - and threw up in our caramel corn.

- What?! I was hoping that one would be lost to the ages.

- [horse whickers]

- Aah! - Oof! - Well, here we are! The new and improved monster temple.

I know it's got a lot of stairs, but, y'know, sometimes it's a nice stroll.

You know, a walk might be nice with proper company.

- I'm proper company.

- [bird chirping]

[Queen Moon]

Yes, you are.

So, didn't you, uh [chuckles]

leave something out? Hmm? Nope, nope.

Think I caught her up! What about the 50-foot monster inside that place? - Um, who? - Globgo Mmph.

Come on.

I'll race you up the stairs.

Ha ha ha! Okay.

Ha ha ha! What? I can't say Globgor now? Glossaryck said nothing but the word Globgor for, like, the last year.

Marco, I don't know what we're gonna do about [whispering]

the "Plucker of Limbs.

" But I'll deal with it when I figure it out, okay? Oh, I get it.

So you're just gonna avoid the problem then? You don't understand.

I grew up with stories of Eclipsa's monster love.

If she saw him face to face, she'd lose her mind, again! Again, Marco! [sighs]

Maybe just don't make a big deal out of it? Your mom might be cooler than you think.

[panting]

I win! [out of breath]

Yes, you win.

Or, Marco, we can sweep it under the rug until I find a good time to tell her.

And as my squire, I order you to be duplicitous in this plan.

Wha Where'd you learn that word? So, Mom, what do you think of the place so far? Well, I last remember it being in ruins, so it's nice.

Oh! Wait until you see inside.

Eclipsa's been fixing it up real nice.

You can barely even smell Ludo lived here.

Ah, yes, Ludo [mimicking]

"Turns out you're dead.

" - I remember him.

- See? She got tapestries, chandeliers, some tasteful paintings.

- What's that? - Oh, that's her sculpture collection.

Eclipsa loves sculptures.

- Wow.

What beautiful art.

- You call that art? These are masterpieces! Hm hm hm hm! Well, it looks like Eclipsa's really making this place her own.

[Eclipsa]

Moon? [music]

Star was just showing me around.

It's really impressive, everything you've do [grunts]

Moon.

Do you remember me? Do you remember what I did? [strained]

No, not really, it's just it's just a feeling.

[crying]

I think you're squishing the baby.

Oh, no, no, no, she's fine.

She only cries like this when she's got a dirty nappy.

Manfred! [Baby Meteora giggles]

Moon I'm so sorry for everything that happened.

Eclipsa, it's okay.

Maybe it's a good thing that I can't remember.

Oh, River.

Hello.

[bird slurps, smacks beak]

[cough]

Maybe you'd like to freshen up under the waterfall? [chuckles]

Oh, so now that you're queen, you think you can just boss me around? River, go take a bath.

Yes, dear, but only because you asked me.

He's still processing all of this.

And, Moon, my dear, how are you holding up? I know it's a lot to take in, me running the kingdom, Meteora's a baby, and, of course, there's Globgor.

Globgor? I feel like I know that name somehow.

I'll show you.

Right this way! Marco, distraction! Now! - What? Why me? - Marco, just do it! - Aaah aah! - [thud]

[Marco screaming, tumbling down stairs]

[groaning]

Oh, no no no! Oh, my gosh! Marco, speak to me! You're not supposed to shake people with spinal injuries! You have a spinal injury?! No, but if I did, shaking me wouldn't help.

- Marco, that stunt was totally overkill.

- Actually, I slipped.

Marco! Oh, I am so sorry.

- We just had the stairs waxed! - Whoa! Oof! Ow! - Marco, are you all right? - Okay, look, Eclipsa, I'm sorry I didn't have a chance to talk you about this, but I think I should be the one to tell my mom about Globgor.

Yeah, her memory just isn't all there yet, and this is a lot to take in.

You know what I mean? Oh, my goodness! Marco, what happened? - Uhh - Oh, Mom, Marco was just so excited because he wanted to show you Eclipsa's guitar.

Eclipsa, did you know my mom plays classical guitar like a beast? Ooh! Moon, you simply must play us a tune! Oh.

[chuckles]

I suppose one song wouldn't hurt.

[playing classical guitar piece]

My sweet little angels.

[tearing up]

Goodbye! That is so beyond brilliant! What if you kicked it up a little, like [imitating rock guitar]

Eeh eeh eh eh eeh ehh! Ah, yes, I suppose you could.

Perhaps a little [playing rock riff]

Ee eh eeh eh eeh - What the - I need to talk to you.

Am I losing my mind? They're, like, having fun.

That was a close one.

You need to tell your mom about Globgor.

She's gonna find out sooner or later.

Rip that Band-Aid off! Y'know what, you are right, Marco! [hard rock guitar solo]

Mom I have something important to tell you! [Star, yelling]

Eclipsa! Eclipsa! Eclipsa! Oh, I'm sorry.

I just got lost in a solo.

- Eclipsa, where's my mom? - She was just here.

[all panting]

No, no, no! Mom! [hammers tapping]

The monster king Uh, um, Mom, look, I wanted to tell you, but I was just afraid your brain couldn't take it.

[Queen Moon]

You know, Eclipsa, torches and chisels won't do anything to Rhombulus' magic.

I know.

But I just couldn't stand the sight of my love just sitting there, trapped, without doing something.

I understand.

Being separated from the ones you love is a terrible thing.

Marco, what's happening? She's being so reasonable.

[whispering]

I know! I told you she would be.

Thank you for being so understanding.

That means a lot to me.

Eclipsa? Can can I blow the horn now? I suppose it is time.

Yes, please.

[out-of-tune trumpet blast]

Dinner is served! [polite conversations]

You'll never guess what Meteora tried to eat today.

Ah, here you are.

Open up, darling.

[squawking]

What kind of barbarian eats roots and leaves for dinner? The things you miss when you're dead.

- [dishes rattle]

- Confound it! That was the only vegetable worth eating.

[Queen Moon chuckles]

300 years later, and he's still the same little scamp.

[both laughing]

- Hello, infant! - Gah! Wow! Somebody's teeth grew in fast! Star did the same thing when she was a baby.

Ha ha! Babies do the darnedest things! Star also used to wear her diapers as a crown.

- Ha! Can you imagine? - [laughs]

Really? At least I didn't wear a meat blanket for a month.

[choking]

[retching]

Uh, hey, Star, can we maybe move seat ? Hey, are you okay? [soft music, conversation inaudible]

I'm perfect.

[chair scrapes]

Eclipsa, thank you so much for a wonderful evening.

Unfortunately, I must be going now.

- River.

- Yes, dear! I never liked you.

[panting]

Uh, he was talking about the broccoli.

Whoa whoa whoa, Mom! Wait! Where are you going? Your father and I are going to take off.

Oh, it was the Globgor thing, wasn't it? Ugh! I know I should've told you earlier.

No, it's not Globgor.

It's Eclipsa.

Uh What? You guys looked like buds.

- You were jamming back there.

- I don't trust her.

I guess you don't think I made the right decision then.

Look, you were queen, and you made a decision.

I may not think it was the right decision, - but that doesn't matter.

- Well, so what're you gonna do? Your dad and I need some time alone together, and he wants to build something called a yurt? - A what? - A yurt, my dear.

It's like a tent, but round! I got the plans right here.

I'm going to use my saliva to bind the logs together.

That doesn't sound safe.

Yes, it sounds pretty dangerous.

Sure you don't want to come with us? I feel like I gotta stay here and help Eclipsa figure this out.

- I love you, sweetie.

- I love you, too.

- You okay? - Just kinda feel so grown up.
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