04x06 - The Carwash/Heat Wave

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Draws deep breath]

Mmm...

[ Blows raspberry]

[ All laughing]

[ Blows raspberry]

Stu:
car looks good, chaz.

You must have spent

All weekend on it.

I just took it to
that new high-tech car wash

Up the block.

A real man washes his own car.

You guys! You guys!

I sawed the most
horriblest thing

Of all the
horriblest things
I ever sawed.

What, chuckie?
What was it?

It was a thing called...
[ Gulps]

The car wash monster.

It's called car wash master.

I'm telling you, stu,
it's really great.

It's really scary, tommy.

What does it do?

It gobbles up cars for
breakfast.

It has a big mouth with...

Soft chamois brushes
full of suds and...

These horrible,
giant teeth

Dripping with the scariest,
slimiest, bubbliest...

Foam that gets
your whole car
sparkly clean.

And I'm never
going back!

We're going
back every week.

Tommy:
uh, I think it sounds
like fun, chuckie.

It isfun.

Yeah.

Our mommy tooked us

For a ride inside it.

You couldn't have goned inside.

It's too scary.

Sometimes things
are fun

'Cause they're
a little scary.

Like spiders.

Lil:or poop.
Or grandpa boris.

Hey, I got a idea.

Let's make a car wash

And show chuckie that it is fun.

Hey!

See, chuckie,
this isn't so bad.

Well, I guess it's not the
worstest thing in the world.

At least there's no foam.

I like foam.

Specially the kind

That spike gets on his lips
when it's hot.

That's tasty.

Mmm.

Well, you weren't there
the time...

[ Imitates duck quacking]

[ Laughing]:
ducky.

...my dad put too much
bubble bath in the tub.

[ Panting]

[ Screaming][ yelps]

Huh?

Huh?huh?

Hmm.

I couldn't find my way out

For a whole minute.

Hey, babies,
what are you doing?

We're playing car wash.

Do you want to play
with us, angelica?

That's not how
you play car wash.

But I wouldn't expect
you babies to know that.

Car washes are
for grown-ups, like me.

Hmm... Of course

If you really want
to play car wash

I oppose that
could be deranged.

Do you?

Now, hang on, chuckie.

Here we go.

Chuckie:
I'll be okay.

I'll be okay.

As long as there's no...

Angelica:
hit him with the foam!

[ Screaming]

[ Gurgling, choking]

Angelica:
start scrubbing!

[ Gasping]

Turn on the wiper!

And now... The rinse!

[ Angelica cackling]

[ Screaming]

I told you the car wash
wasn't for babies.

[ Panting]

My car!my car!

Uh-oh.

[ Laughing]

Okay, let's get you
kids out of there.

Oh, wow, look at that.

Servos that balance
the spin ratio on the...

Throwback valve.

How did you know?

I invented it.

You in the car-wash game?

Actually, I'm an
inventor myself.

Go on.

Really. Any chance

I could look at
the schematics?

If you keep
your lip zipped.

Right this way.

Uncle stu,
don't forget the babies.

They're too young to ride.

I'm going to take the whole fun
car-wash ride by myself.

And you babies will
only get to watch.

Oh, yeah.

Chaz, take the kids, okay?

Absolutely.

You're the best car wash
in town.

But why should
I have to pay again?

I was just here
an hour ago.

Very nice.
$ . .

Yeah, but...

Wow!wow!wow!

Tommy, your dad
walked away.

Call him back, angelica.

Uncle stu.

Uncle stu!

Oh, great, cynthia.

He can't hear us.

We're going to get stuck
with the babies.

[ Metal clanking]

[ Laughing]

Oh, no,
we're moving!

You're right,
chuckie.

My dad forgot
to take us out.

We're going
to get to ride!

Yay!yay!yay!

Not if cynthia and me

Can beep the horn first.

Tommy:
don't, angelica!

Lil:
we want a ride, too.

Chuckie:
no, we don't.

[ Groans]
rats!

It will
eat us up.

I got to get
my dad.

Chuckie,
it'll be fun.

Not for me.

Okay, chuckie,
beep the horn.

You babies get
out of the car

Before the car wash monster
eats you up.

Please don't beep,
chuckie.

If you beep,
nobody'll get to go.

It's going to be horrible,
chuckie.

The scariest thing ever.

Don't listen to her,
chuckie, it'll be fun.

Beep the horn,
chuckie.

You know you want to.

Beep it, beep it!

Sorry, angelica.

But if my bestest friends

Want to ride
the car wash

Then we're riding the car wash.

All:
yay!

Chuckaroo!

Fine!

But you'll be sorry.

Come on, cynthia.

If those dumb babies want
to go on the car wash

We'll give them a ride
they'll never forget.

[ Cackling]

So you see,
if you had

A frequent
washer program

You could make
it up in volume.

Take my van,
full of kids...

[ Gasps]
my van?!

Full of kids?!

All right,
move over.

It's an emergency;
I'm a dad!

See, chuckie.

It's like being
in a scrubmarine.

Yeah, you just
gots to be brave.

Brave, huh?

We'll see how brave
you babies are.

[ Groaning]

Wrong button, cynthia.

All right, babies.

Get ready to have
some real fun.

Kids:
uh-oh!

Oh, no, not the moon roof!

Hold on, kids, I'm coming!

[ Yelps]

I wish my
dad was here.

[ Yelping]

[ Grunting]

Hurry, cynthia!

[ Tommy, phil, lil laughing]

[ Chuckie wails]

[ Screaming]

It's all right,
chuckie.

It won't hurt you.

[ Grunting]

[ Panting]

[ Yells]

[ Kids giggling]

[ Chuckie moaning]

Here, chuckie.

Hey, you could put
an eye out with that!

You look like
your grandpa.

Conflappit!

Where's my teeths?

See, chuckie, it's fun.

Well, I guess it's not so bad.

[ Giggling]

Man:
and then comes
the rinse cycle.

Triple water canons.

Army surplus.

Wow, looks
like p.s.i.

Ho, ho, ho,
look, it's christmas!

[ Kids giggling]

This stuff tickles.

Cynthia says it's time
for all babies

To stop playing car wash!

What, angelica?

I said...

Ange-ge-ge-ge...

[ Screaming]

[ Grunting]

[ All screaming]

Close the windows,
chuckie.

I can't find that spongy stick.

It's under the foam.

Under the foam?

I can feel it.

Chuckie!

Get it, or
we're done for.

We're done for.

What should
we do?

I got a idea.

[ Crying]

[ All crying]

What's the matter, babies?

Afraid of a little wa-wa?

[ Cackling]

[ Draws deep breath]

Okay, you guys.

This is it.

You mean...?

Yep.

I'm going in!

I got it!

Kids:
yay, chuckie!

[ Chuckie grunting]

Hey!

Oh, no, you don't!

Angelica!

[ Both grunt, groan]

Go, chuckie, go!

[ All shouting]

Hope you put on
your galoshes, babies.

You're going
to need them!

[ Both grunt, groan]

[ All cheering]

Chuckie!

Open wide, babies.

Ha!

Kids:
oh, no...

Don't worry, chuckie!

I'm coming!

[ Gurgling]

[ All laughing]

You was right,
tommy.

That was fun.

[ Giggles]

Yeah, chaz,
this place is great.

I'm coming here
every weekend.

Oh, great.

[ Flames crackling]

[ Wheels squeaking]

[ Spike whining]

Grandpa:
whew!

It's a real scorcher today

Isn't it, sprouts?

I haven't felt this hot
since the summer of ' .

You young'uns go play
in the grass

And I'll just keep
an eye on you

From over here.

Grandpa:
hey, there, boys.

Fixing a pipe, are you?

Boy, tommy.

I never felt air
this hot before.

Me, either, chuckie.

My mouth's so dry
I can't even spit.

[ Inhaling]

[ Blows]

[ Inhales, then blows]

Hey, me too.

Hey, let's get a drink
of water

From the big fountain
like spike.

[ Squeaks]

Hey!

[ Kids laughing]

I'm sorry, chuckie.

That's okay.

It felt kind of good.

[ Squeaking]

[ Slurping]

Out of the way, philip,
it's my turn.

Is not, lillian.

Is too, philip.

You're going to drink up
all the water!

[ Slurping]

Phil, you are.

No, you are!

In ' , I joined
the pipe fitters union.

Aw, sal, look
at the time.

Gracious me.

Is it already time

For our mid-morning
pre-lunch break?

Uh, sorry, pops.

We got to quit
for a while.

It's a union thing,
you understand.

Oh, yeah, yeah,
sure, sure.

You boys go on,
I'll just stay here

And watch your
hole for you.

Hey, you forgot...

Ah, youngsters, don't know
nothing about nothing.

Well, I'll just give
them a hand.

[ Grunting]

No, you're going to drink
up all the water, lillian.

Oops!

[ Squeaking]

Hey, you guys really
did drink up all the water.

[ Gasping]

We're doomed,
we're doomed.

First the heat,
then no water, then...

Hey, look!

Hello, babies, I am sabu.

I have come to drink
at the fountain.

Hi, sabu.

I'm tommy.

This is chuckie,
phil and lil.

I like your worm.

It is a camel.

His name is arens

And we are both very thirsty.

If you are finished,
we would like to drink.

We're finished, sabu.

But only 'cause
there's no more water.

Oh! No more water?

Oh, this is bad.

Very, very bad.

Water's the mostest
important thing
in the world.

It's more important
than cookies.

It's even more important
than al-reptar.

We are doomed,
doomed, I tell you.

I think I'm going
to like this guy.

But sabu,
this can't be

The onliest water
in the whole playground.

Right, my friend,
there is other water.

It is in a place
far, far from here

Where water sh**t
from the ground

As if to be from the
backs of many whales.

All:
ah!

But this land
of many waters

Lies across
the black-tar playground

Where no baby has
ever gone before--

Without a grown-up.

[ All gulp]

It is a terrible place
for babies.

Once we start across
we cannot stop for anything.

There is nowhere to hide
from the sun

And if we do not cross
quickly

The sunbird
will turn your skin red

And it will sting.

Uh, maybe we should
just stay here.

We cannot.

Soon it will be
no-shadows time.

Even here we will
get the sunbirds.

Besides, chuckie,
if we stay here

We'll just get thirstier
and thirstier

And then we'll
all get sunbirds.

Hut, hut, hut.

[ Panting]

Hut, hut, hut.

[ Panting]

[ Panting]

Huh?

What's this?

Put this on.

It will protect your
hairless head from the sunbird.

They sure don't make these
things like they used to.

[ "Camel" creaking]

[ Slurps]

[ Slurps]

[ Slurps]

[ Slurps]

[ Sucking air]

Oh!

[ Frustrated grunts]

[ Surprised grunt]

[ Wailing]

What's wrong,
chuckie?

I'm thirsty and I'm hot
and I'm tired

And I want to go home.

Quit it, spike.

Leave chuckie alone.

Come on, boy,
get down.

Let chuckie ride in it
for a while.

There you go.

You rest in the wagon.

It will be okay.

[ Crying]

No, it won't, tommy.

I'm going to be hot and thirsty
for the rest of forever.

Huh?

[ Grunts]

Hey, you guys, look!

Up ahead.

What is that thing?

Uh, I think it's, uh...

It is, it is!

It's a igloo!

[ All panting]

[ Gasps]

Uh...

Where did the igloo go?

It must have melted.

But I saw it!

It was here one minute
then the next minute

It turned into
this stupid ball.

Turn back, you stupid ball.

Turn back into a igloo!

Chuckie, stop.

It is just a barrage.

I know an igloo
when I see one.

This was an igloo.

Not a garage,
or whatever you called it.

Chuckie,
a barrage is something

That looks
like something

Then it turns
into something else.

Like when our dad
makes breakfast.

Stupid barrage!

Let's go.

[ Sighs in relief]

What are you doing,
chuckie?

I want to be nearby

Just in case the barrage decides
to turn back into an igloo.

[ Laughing maniacally]

[ Water gushing]

Both:
hey, what the...

Oh, hi, fellas.

You left this
down in the hole.

Good thing I was here.

[ Both gasp]

[ Gasps]

Sabu, look.

[ Snoring softly]

Huh, what?

Over there,
is it real

Or is it another one
of those barrage things?

That is no barrage.

It is the middle
of the black-tar playground.

Both:
oh, good.

Where's chuckie?

He was supposed to be
in the wagon.

I was wondering why
it felt so light.

Yeah, it was
kind of nice.

Chuckie's lost somewhere
on the black-tar playground.

I have to go back for him.

Come on, spike,
hut, hut, hut.

He's a brave baby--

Or else a very,
very silly one.

Ah, that's better.

That's right, yeah.

[ Laughing deliriously]

♪ Oh, I'm in the igloo,
ooh-ooh. ♪

[ Shivers]

Chilly.

[ Laughs]

[ Panting]

[ Collective gasp]

All right!

Here comes tommy!

[ All shouting and cheering]

All:
yay!

See, sabu, I told you
we could do it.

Yes.

Yes, you were right.

From this day on,
you will be known

As "al-tommy."

Gee, thanks, sabu.

Wow!

Al-tommy.

And now,
my friends

We must
keep going.

The time of no-shadows
is getting closer.

[ Wagon squeaking]

[ Gasping]

All righty!

[ Kids cheering, spike barking]

All:
it's green, it's green!

We did it, al-tommy.

We have reached the land
of many waters.

Uh, sabu?

Yes, al-tommy?

Shouldn't there
be water

sh**ting off
on the ground

As if from the backs
of many whales?

Oh, my goodness.

This is the land

But where are
the many waters?

Maybe the ground
is plugged.

Yes, that must be it.

We must find a way
to unplug it.

[ Both snoring]

All of a sudden,
I'm getting sleepy.

[ Yawns]

Yeah, me too.

I'll just take a little nap.

[ Both start snoring]

No, babies,
we cannot sleep here.

We must find something
to unplug the ground with.

Will this work?

I don't know, maybe.

But hurry, al-tommy.

It is almost the time
of no-shadows.

Try here.

Now here.

Over here.

[ Moaning]

So tired.

Can't go on.

Must nap.

Here...

Comes...

The...

Sunbird!

[ Coughing and sputtering]

[ Moaning softly]

[ Groans]

[ Rumbling]

[ Squeaks]

[ Snoring]

Don't!

Hey!

Cool!

[ Cheering and laughing]

All fixed.

Good as new.

And I hope you
learned your lesson

About leaving tools
laying around.

[ All laughing]

Al-tommy

You are truly a wonder.

I hope that our paths
may cross again someday.

You're pretty wonderful
yourself, al-sabu.

Hut, hut, hut.

Sabu:
he's a brave baby--

Or a very, very silly one.