04x07 - Faire Play/The Smell of Success

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Snarling, roaring]

Grandpa:
"and so the good knight
drew his deadly sword

And slayed the dragon."

Didi:
pop!

You promised...
No scary stories.

Fine.

So the big strong knight

Uh... Kissed
a harmless little magic frog...

And received
his wish of... Happiness.

And the dragon flew away
and whatnot.

The end.

There... That namby-pamby
enough for you?

That was very nice, pop.

Fairy-tale land
sounds fun.

Yeah. In fairy-tale land,
they ride horsies

And play all the time, and...

Kiss magic frogs.

Yeah.

I wish we was
in fairy-tale land.

Don't do it, phil!

Why not?

You don't know
where that froggy's been.

I don't care.

I wish we was
in fairy-tale land.

[ Kisses]

All:
wow...

Tommy:
phil, you did it!

You wished us right
into fairy land!

Wow, it looks just like
the pictures in the book!

Yeah,
there's a castle

And horsies and
knights, and...

Oh, this is bad.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?!

Well, if they got castles

And horsies and knights

Then they probably got
dragons, too.

And dragons eat people, tommy.

Don't be ascared,
chuckie.

If there were dragons

We would have seen one
by now.

I'm taking the kids in now.

Are you two going to be okay
in that thing?

We'll be fine.

Just because
it exploded once...

Take me with you.

Pop!

It's taken four years

But I finally cracked the secret
to the perfect dragon.

Dual controls.

Oh, you've cracked something
all right.

[ Grunts]

The kids will love this.

Now, we'll get you kids
into ye olde daycare.

[ Horse whinnies]

[ Applause]

Kids:
wow!

[ Blowing fanfare]

And now, let the jousting
tournaments beginneth!

[ Horse nickers]

Oh, look,
it's the good knight.

[ Horse whinnies]

Wow, look!

What are you
looking for,
chuckie?

If there's a knight

There's got to be a dragon
around here somewhere.

Uh, mr. Koch,
your dragon is here.

I hope pickles
didn't go overboard again.

[ Both grunting]

Stu:
ow!

Man overboard.

[ Engine starts]

Can't we fire him?

He's a volunteer, sir.

Well, you get
what you pay for.

Oh, uh...
Raiseth thy gate, good sir

That I might droppeth off
my k... Kids-eth.

Whatever, lady.

[ Buzz]

Okay, kids, you play here.

I'll be just over there
in the stained glass booth

Uh... Staining glass.

[ Buzz]

I like
fairy-tale land.

They got castles
and funny clothes, and...

Dra... Dra... Dragon!

[ Screams]

[ All exclaiming]

Whoa... Whoa... Whoa!

Pop, don't play
with the buttons.

It really is a dragon.

And he's biting
your dad.

Your dad sure is brave.

Mm.

[ Grunts]

Here, pop, let me help you.

[ Creaking]

Oh, no, I think
that dragon's eating your dad!

Don't be silly, chuckie.

He's probably just...

Whoa!

Oh, no!

The dragon's
eating my dad!

[ Crying]

[ All crying]

Pop, push that button
on the right.

Yow!

Your... Your other right.

[ All sniffling]

Way to go, phillip.

What?

You wished us
into fairy-tale land.

You should have knowed
there'd be dragons

And they would eat tommy's dad.

Well, it was
your frog, lillian.

Well, you kissed it,
phillip!

Hey, you guys,
stop squarreling!

Look!

The good knight!

I bet he can
splay the dragon

And save your dad!

Come on, we got
to get out of here!

Stu:
okay, now...

If I just push in the clutch

And pop it into first...

[ Peeling out]

[ Crash]

Ouch!

Grandpa:
numskull!

[ Screeching]

Ouch!

Featherbrain!

[ Crash]

Ouch!
Nincompoop!

[ Moans]

That's it.

I'm bringing in a professional.

[ Roaring]

[ Kids screaming]

[ Pager beeping]

Hey, that's me.

[ Galloping hooves]

[ Horse nickers]

[ Series of thuds...]

Tommy:
ouch!

Ouch!

Unh! See, you guys?

All fences have a good place
for climbing out.

You just got to use your head.

[ Horse nickers]

Look...

There he is.

[ All gasp]

[ All laughing]

[ Roaring]

Hmm. Finally, I get to have
a little fun.

[ Horse whinnies]

Oh, no. The kids!

Hang on, pop.

Whoa, whoa! Whoa, big fella!

[ All gasp]

Oh, no!

They're coming right at us!

[ Chuckie moans]

[ Whinnies]

[ Knight yells]

Incoming!

[ Thud]

Whoa!

Oh, no! It didn't work!

Forget the good
knight! Look!

[ Croaking]

A frog!

It might be magic.

Kiss it, phil!

Come on, you guys!

[ Croaking...]

Where did he go?

Rapunzel

Rapunzel...

Let down your...

Frog?

Yech.

[ Croaking]

[ Croaking]

[ Croaking...]

Huh?

Yah!

Ah, there you are.

You little scamps had me
look all over the place.

[ Bells jingling]

[ Stu, grandpa screaming]

[ All scream]

He's already turned
my best knight

Into a rusty pile of scrap.

And now look what he's
doing to my playground!

How many have to get hurt
before they realize

That being in a big, green suit
isn't for amateurs?

Poor devil.
Now he's beyond help.

There's an extra ten bucks
in it for you

If you can stop him.

Ten bucks?!

Why didn't you say so?

Phil, wish for
the good knight

To come back.

No! Wish for the dragon
to spit up!

Save my daddy, phil!

You know what I really wish?

I wish reptar was here.

He could b*at anybody!

That's a dumb wish,
phillip!

[ Roaring]

[ Cheering]

Both:
help. Hey, hey, help!

Don't worry, buddy.

I'll get you out of there.

The mouth won't open!

You need to take off the head!

[ Grunting]

[ Roars]

[ Loud thud]

[ Yelling]

[ Applause]

[ Cheering...]

[ Groans]

[ Snoring]

Pickles, that was
one heck of a show.

Now, remember, next year
it's you and the reptar:

Rematch of the century.

Great, mr. Koch. By then,
I can fine-tune the wing rudders

And get this baby flying
like a real dragon.

Then I can get real aerodynamic
stuff going: wing-walking...

Thanks for saving
my dad, phil.

Good job.

You did so good, phillip.

Nah.

You can thank reptar.

He's the real hero.

Come on, little fella

Blow hard.

[ Blows hard]

Good job!

All done.

[ Laughing]

He's still congested, huh?

Oh, it's getting
worse, stu.

I've tried everything--
decongestants

Herbal remedies,
chanting...

You got somewhere

I can put
this handkerchief?

[ Sneezes]

[ Slurping]

Uh... No.

[ Laughing, panting]

[ Labored breathing]

What's the matter,
chuckie?

[ Catching breath]

It's my nose again, tommy.

It's all stuffy, I got
to breathe through my mouth

And then my tongue dries out
and sticks to my teeth!

On really hot days

I suck the juice
out of grasschoppers.

It wouldn't be so bad

Except it makes the hair
on my arm all crusty.

Solar cells
in the sunflower

Power the electric motor.

Ingenious, huh? On a sunny day,
you can mow a whole park!

Well, that's very nice,
stu, but...

Couldn't you
just push it?

Oh. Here's
an invention

You might be able to use, chas.

What's that?

Sinus specialist
dr. Prander

Has come up with a device

That will clear up even
the stuffiest nose.

[ Sneezes]

Oh, yuck.

I guess it's
worth a try.

[ Muzak playing]

Mr. Finster?

I am dr. Brander.

Uh, hello, doctor.

[ Sneezes]

And you must be chuckie.

Do you really think
your invention

Can help chuckie?

[ Sneezes]

Let me show you something:

This is cheddar--
the rat, not the cheese.

Observe closely.

[ Squeaking]

[ Chuckles]

Uh, no offense, doc, but...

All rats eat cheese.

Ah, but let me show you cheddar

Beforei treated him
with the noserator.

[ Sneezes]

Then, I applied
the noserator prototype.

[ Zapping]

Amazing.

Doc, chuckie's all yours.

Don't worry,
little fella

It'll be over
in just a second.

Stand aside now,
mr. Finster.

[ Shrieks]

[ Cooing happily]

[ Softly]:
whoo!

[ Babbling happily]

Chuckie:
hi, tommy!

[ Startled gasp]

It's me.

Oh. What happened?

You sound funny.

My dad took me to a doctor.

She put a big spider
on my head and made it jump.

Then today I waked up
and I could breathe.

Wow! Is it real different?

Well... I guess so.

What do you do when you
can breathe in your nose?

Hmm.

Oh, try
breathing this.

[ Inhales]

[ Laughs]

That gives me
a funny feeling in my nose.

That's a smell,chuckie.

Wow! Do other things
have that?

Sure.

[ Bubbling]

[ Inhales]

Ahh...

[ Sniffing]

Ooh....

What else can
we [ sniffs]?

What you guys doing?

Ooh, what's thatsmell?

You'll get used to it.

[ Kids laughing, shouting]

[ Panting]

[ Chuckie laughing]

[ Barking]

Go, chuckie!

I never seen him run
so fast afore.

I think it's 'cause his nose
isn't stuffy no more.
I got him!

Doh!

[ Barking]

[ Chuckie laughing]

[ Wheels squeaking]

[ Beeping rapidly]

[ Engine starts up]

Hey, hey, come back!

Hey, hey!

[ Fading]:
look out,
look out!

Hi, guys.
Neat day,
isn't it?
Smells like...

Hmm, blueberries
and grandpa feet.

Boy, chuckie!

It seems like your new nose
can smell everything.

Well... [ Chuckles]

Not everything.

But I think it is the bestest
nose there ever was ever.

Angelica [ yelling]:
hey, what are
you doing?

Let go of
my cynthia!

Uh-oh, I think
angelica's in trouble!

Let's go see!

Give me it, pigtails.

No, she's mine!

[ Both grunting]

He's trying to
take her dolly!

[ Grunting continues]

Hey, leave her alone!

She doesn't have to share
if she doesn't want to.

[ Snaps]

Oh, yeah, says who?

Um...

All the grownups in the world.

Buzz off, cue ball.

[ Shrieks]

Uh, chuckie

I think we'd better
leave him alone.

He's just too big.

Yeah, well, he may be big

But I gots my new nose.

Cynthia,
where are you?

Say something!

Um, excuse me.

What do you want,
carrot-top?

Can't you see
I'm playing over here?

Oh, I bet--

I can tell you everything
you had for lunch.

And if I'm wrong, you can
have cynthia and our snacks.

[ Gasps]
chuckie!!

But if I win

You have to
leave us alone.

Okay. Go ahead.

Open your mouth.

[ Sniffs]

Pizza and pudding.

And apple juice--

Through a straw.

Ahh, so what if
you can guess!

I'm taking
your stuff, anyway.

Both:
hey!

[ Gasps]
you can't do that!

You promised!

So what?!

So you better
keep your promise

Or I'll tell everybody
the other thing you ate.

I didn't eat
nothing else.

I think you did

And unless
I'm wrong

And I'm not,
I think it was...

Broccoli!

[ Gasps]

[ Laughs]

Youate vegetables?!

[ Laughing]

Lil:
you ate broccoli!

I didn't want to--
my mom made me!

[ Grunts in frustration]

[ Moans]

[ All exclaiming]

Phil:
chuckie, you made
him run away!

[ Laughing,
rejoicing]

Thanks, chuckie. Uh..

I don't have to give you
nothing, do i?

No. It's just great to be me.

The bestest smeller
in the whole world!

[ Gulping]

Ahh!

[ Phone rings]

Hello?

Mr. Finster?

This is dr. Brander.

I'm afraid I have bad news.

Well, what is it, doc?

I think you'd better
come to my office

And bring chuckie.

[ Beeps off]

[ Click, dial tone]

[ Projector humming]

[ Sneezes]

Hmm...

[ Screaming,
lawnmower motor revving]

[ Sneezes]

Hi, chuckie!

Who's your friend?

His name's cheddar.

The doctor gave him to me
as a present.

I guess she figures
we belong together.

Uh, I don't think

You'll both fit
in there.

I mean, we
belong together

'Cause cheddar's nose
is all stuffy again.

Pretty soon
mine will be, too.

I'll just be
another dumb baby

Who can't breathe
in his nose

Or do nothing special.

Bully:
hey, carrot-top!

Come on, carrot-top

Sit up so I can kick sand
in your face.

No, thank you!

So you don't
want to play, huh?

How about if

I bet you
I can take your rat?

Hey, put cheddar down!

He didn't do
nothing to you!

Make me.

[ Gasps]

[ Grunting]

[ Laughs]

Hey, quit it!

Tommy:
run, chuckie!

Quick, chuckie!

Jump up and down!

Whoa!

Split up!

Whoa!

[ Chains jingling]

[ Panting]

It's happening, tommy!

My nose!

We can't stop now,
chuckie.

He'll catch us!

[ Groans]

It's no use.

You go ahead.

I'm doomed anyways.

Don't give up, chuckie!

You can do great things
being stuffy, too.

Tommy, without
my new nose

I'm a nobody!

It's over.

[ Panting]

[ Starting to sneeze]

I'm doo...

I'm doo...

I'm...

[ Sneezes]

[ Yells]

Ow![ Crunch]

[ Crying]

You did it, chuckie!

And it was 'cause
of your stuffy nose!

Wow! I did, didn't i?

You were right, tommy.

You know, maybe

I won't always be able
to catch spike

Or smell a daisy

But I'm still me!

And I can live my life
the bestest way

Any stuffed-up baby ever did.

Right, cheddar?

[ Squeaking]

[ Sniffling]

[ Sneezes]

[ Chuckie chuckles]

Lil:
this is better than that time

That big dog tried
to chew on his head.