07x01 - Share and Share a Spike/Tommy for Mayor

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Sniffing deeply]

[ Laughing]

Hello, sweetie.

[ Laughing]

Okay, cowboys.

Uh, and cowgirl.

We needs to ride

The most faithful horsy

A cowboy ever had.

Tommy:
uh, even if
he is a dog.

Hey, spike!

Come on, boy!

[ Air kissing]

[ Laughing]

Oh, spike must have
not heard me.

Ah, your doggie
really loves you, dil.

I always thought

Spike was your
doggie, tommy.

He is my doggie, phil.

You gots to
share stuff

With your
brother, tommy.

It's the law.

Phil and me
shares everything,
huh, phil?

Hey, give me some of
that waffle, philip.

Uh-uh, lillian,
I'm hungry.

I haven't eated since...

The last time I eated.

Give me!

[ Grunting]

Well, I'm not
sharing spike.

But tommy, don't you
remember all the talks

Your mommy and daddy
had with you

About sharing
stuff with dil?

I shared lots
of stuff, chuckie.

I got to have something
to call my own

And spike's it.

Besides, dil's got
lots of new toys

And stuff
to play with.

Only bigbabies
needs pets.

That's the dumbest thing
you ever said, tommy.

Every kid needs a pet.

Even stupid, drooling babies.

I gots fluffy

And lil's
gots turtles.

[ Gasps]
not anymore.

Oh, yeah. Now they gots
goldfish and...

[ Gasps]

Not anymore.

Anyways, kids are opposed
to have something fuzzy

That'll love them

No matter what
they do to it.

Fluffy makes me so happy!

Oops, I'm supposed to feed her.

Oh, well.

Anyways, kids need pets.

But I don't have a pet,
angelica.

Not since my bug,
melville.

My point ezactly.

You're a mess.

Gee, maybe dil
does need a pet
to love him, too.

Are you going to
share spike with dil?

I gots a even better idea.

We gots to find dil his own pet

Something that's
as good as spike.

Let's think.

Spike's always there
when I need him

And isn't ascared
of nothing

And is always ready
for adventures.

Well, I think
the bestest pet

Is someone
who doesn't mind

If you just want to sit
and talk.

Yup... Phil and lil

Got any ideas?

[ Whispering]

We think it
should definitely

Notlive in a bowl.

Both:
but it should like mud.

I got it, you guys.

But, tommy,
he's your favoritest.

We sure done
a lot together

But I can give him up for dil
if I gets to keep spike.

Come on.

Look, dilly.

Ruff, ruff, ruff.

[ Coos]

Hmm... Stu, lipschitz says that
with another baby in the family

Your first child
often experiences

Jealousy, possessiveness and a
dramatic unwillingness to share.

Guess our tommy
is the exception to the rule.

Look how he loves to share
with his brother.

Of course, he's a pickles.

We come from a long line
of generous, giving people.

Hey, bro, mind if I borrow
your weed-whacker?

Are you insane?

It's brand-new!

Get your own, drew.

Uh-uh, uh-uh.

Now, dilly, it's your new pet.

[ Coos and gurgles]

[ Sweetly]:
yeah...

[ All gasp]

No, dil!

What a way to go.

Least it didn't
get flushed.

Um, maybe you should just
share spike, tommy.

No, never!

Gee, tommy, I never
sawed you like this before.

Don't think I ever felt
like this afore.

If only we could find
another spike.

Someone who likes to play
and dig...

And get dirty, and eat bugs.

And just be kind of disgusting.

Wait a minute.

That sounds just like

Phil and lil.

[ Both gasp]

Yeah!yeah!

You'd be great pets for dil.

How nice that you're

All playing
with baby dil.

We'll be right back.

Quick, you guys.

You gots to watch spike

And copy everything he does.

[ Yips]

[ Sniffing]

[ Sniffing]

[ Sniffs]

[ Barks]

[ Sniffing]

[ Puzzled yip]

N-n-n-no.

[ Growls]

[ Grumbles]

It was my turn
to use the skis.

You won't have time.

You'll be way too busy
weed-whacking.

[ Barking]

[ Grunting]

[ Grunting]

Here comes dil, tommy.

You think phil
and lil are ready?

Yup!

Come, phil!

Come, lil!

[ Panting]

[ Howls]

[ Pants, barks]

[ Gasps]

[ Pants]

I brought applesauce and muffins
for everyone.

[ Barks quizzically]

[ Babbles]

Have fun, kids.

Tommy:
okay, guys.

It's time for you to be
dil's doggies.

[ Barking]

[ Sniffing deeply]

Glad I don't got
to do that.

It's my turn, philip.

Mine, lillian.

I'm the best doggie.

Are not.are too.

Arf!
Arf!

Hey... Ants.

Wow, let's follow them.

Guys, wait!

Oh, now dil still
doesn't gots a pet.

Hi, spike.

[ Tommy gasps]

[ Dil laughs]

Well, tommy, I guess there's

Only one pet left for dil.

You're right, chuckie.

That's a great idea.

Thanks.

Um, what idea?

You being
dil's doggie.

Oh, yeah.

What?! Me?

But what if dil tries
to pull myhead off

Or yank out my stuffing
or gutses

Or whatever else
I gots in there, huh?

Come on, chuckie.

You're my lastest chance.

Just till I find something else.

Oh....

Okay, tommy.

What's the matter?

Your big boy pants
creeping up on you?

I'm wagging my tail!

Oh, good boy.

Okay, now you

Gots to practice

Riding the baby
on your back

Like spike does.

Let's go!

Yum, yum,
yum, yum.

[ Angelica gasps]

This is
too easy.

Hey!

Ew!

Let go of me,
you yucky baby!

Hey, angelica, that's dil's.

You leave it alone.

Who's going
to make me?

[ Growls]

Hey, stop it,
you stupid flea market.

Whee!

Look, spike's trying to save dil
from angelica.

We gots to help.

Hurry, chuckie.

Oh...

Good boy, spike.

[ Angelica yelps, dil laughs]

Hmph... [ Gasps]

[ Laughs]

Angelica, give that muffin
back to dil!

Ha, ha. I got dil's muffin

And there's nothing
anyone can do about it.

Na-na, na-nya-nya.

[ Gasps]

[ Gulps]

[ Laughing]

Hmph.

Well, I still gots mine.

[ Gasps]

Just like
you dumb babies

To have your dumb dog

Around all the time.

Hmph.

And I still gots mine, too

And I'm sharing it with dil.

[ Sighs happily]

Look how generous tommy is.

There's not a possessive
bone in his little body.

Who says brothers
don't get along?

And you can
just forget

About that condo
we booked in the desert.

That was to watch
the lunar eclipse.

We were going
to share expenses.

Tell you what,
how about we share this?

[ Blows raspberry]

[ Dil and tommy laugh]

Hey, tommy, what pet are we
going to get dil next?

Well, seeing as there's no pet
better for any baby than spike

I'm going
to share him.

[ Laughs]

[ Both laughing]

[ Slurping]

[ Groans]

My mouth hasn't worked this hard

Since I tried howard's
homemade peanut brittle.

Oh, it's for a good cause,
betty.

Sheila swann promises
to run a fair race

And work hard for the people
if elected.

We need a mayor
like her.
Swann! Swann!

Someday cynthia
will be mayor, suzy

And your dumb dolls
will have to do

Everything she says.

Not if my dummy bear
gets to be mayor first.

Thank you for supporting me
through this exciting campaign.

I'd especially like to thank
my campaign manager

For all of her invaluable help.

It's been a tough race.

And you can be sure
if I'm elected mayor

I'll be a leader who reaches out
and helps all people.

[ Cheering]

Wow.

That mayor lady sounds nice.

Maybe someday
I could be

A leader of peoples
like her.

Actually, you are kind of
the leader of us, tommy.

You like to help people.

Hey, maybe I'm
already a mayor.

Yeah, tommy,
you're our mayor.

[ Cheering]

What are you babies
yelling about?

Guess what, angelica.

Tommy's the mayor of us.

Oh, brother.

You can't just bethe mayor.

You got to be elickted
before you can be one.

[ Laughing]

I said e-lickted.

Angelica means
you got to be

Picked to
be mayor.

Okay, then I
pick tommy!

[ Cheering]

Yeah, me too!

I don't know,
he tasted funny.

No, no, no.

That's not how
a elicktion works.

You gots to have
two peoples

Who wants
to be a mayor.

Then, you
run a race.

Which one of you babies

Is going to go up
against old baldy?

Hmm.

Who is the best candydate?

[ Teeth chattering]

Too scaredy to be mayor.

[ Scratching]

Too disgusting to be mayor.

[ Cooing]

Ick!

Okay, one of you two.

Whichever one
is less disgusting.

You're good enough.

Angelica, if you're going
to help with phil

I'm going to help tommy
be mayor.

Go right ahead!

But you're wasting
your time.

Now I'm running things

The bald kid doesn't
stand a chance.

We'll see about that, angelica.

Let's start the race.

Dil can be the finish line.

Hmm. Baby oil.

On your markers...

Get set...

Go!

Go, tommy!go, phil!

Go, phil!

I'm going to
pass you, tommy.

No, you're not!

The winner!

[ Cheering]

That's not fair, angelica.

Tommy fell.

Not my fault if you have
a slippery candydate.

Well, I guess you gets
to be mayor, phil.

Yeah, but you got to have fun
in that slippery, gooey stuff.

Wait a minute.

Angelica, you squirted this
so tommy would fall!

Tommy's still in the race!

Fine, then no more running.

It's time for
the candidates

To meet the peoples.

If you want
to be mayor

You got to kiss
a bunch of babies.

Yuck!

Ooh, blech!

What are you doing,
philip?

Babies, babies, babies.

I'm so sorry.

My candidate thought
you liked

Slobbery kisses
from a disgusting--

I mean handsome baby.

Don't worry.

That won't
happen again.

Should I kiss something,
too, suzy?

That's okay, tommy.

All you need to do
is tell what you'll do

If you're mayor.

Tommy and phil
have to stand up

Like that lady on the tv
and talk to the babies.

Um, hello.

I'm tommy pickles,

And if I'm elickted mayor

I would... Um...

I would...

Keep all clowns
away from chuckie.

Thanks, tommy.

And for dil, uh...

I would make sure
there's a binkie in every room.

Tommy! Tommy!

And I'd give phil
and lil a nice worm

To go with
their lunch

If that isn't what they're
already having.

[ Gasping]

Okay, speech is over.

You're hogging
up the place.

Come here, phil.

[ Squealing]

Good job, tommy.

Hi, I'm phil.

Yeah, just get
to the promises.

I promise
if you elick me

I will...

I will, i...

[ Whispers]
get better toys!

Get better boys.

Toys! Toys!

Toys! I'll get you better toys.

[ Cheering]

Tell them you'll
get them cake

Any time
they want it.

I'll get you cake
any time you wants it.

[ Cheering]

And no more bathies!

[ Gasps]

Really?

And no more bathies!

[ Cheering]

Wow, I'm good.

So, looks
like everyone

Likes
my candidate best.

But, angelica,
phil can't promise
stuff like that.

You knows that,
I knows that, but

Do the voting babies
know that?

Nice work, deville

Thanks to me
you're about to be

The mayor around here.

Let's see who can
chop down a tree.

How come, angelica?

That's what george
washing machine did.

Angelica's mom read us a story

That said george washing machine

Cut down a cherry tree and told
his father what he did

Because he couldn't
tell a lie.

People chosed him for president

Because he always told
the truth.

Guess angelica is never
going to be president.
Here, get chopping.

[ Gasps]

[ Grunting]

That tree didn't even
move a little.

Your turn, tommy.

I don't want to chop it down.

This is my favoritest tree.

This is the firstest tree
I ever sawed.

And it was the first tree
that chuckie ever walked into.

[ Chuckles]
yeah.

It's the firstest tree
that ever made

A whole lots
of leaves

And we piled them up
and jumped in them.

You guys,
if cutting down this tree

Is what I have to do to be mayor

Then I don't want to be mayor!

[ Cheering]

Great job.

Now who do the peoples
like best, angelica?

Yeah, yeah, let's just vote.

Move it along.

We got lots of babies
waiting to vote.

For il.

Thanks for voting.

Don't forget, tommy.

Shorter naps, better toys

Uh, softer diapers,
pudding every day.

Angelica, you can't
talk to the voters

When they're voting.

Now don't do anything
stupid, deville.

Angelica!

Hey!

I got them!

Phil, phil, phil, phil and phil.

Phil wins!

Give me those.

[ Gasps]

Angelica, you cant
even read these!

They're a bunch
of scribbles.

That looks just like phil.

Okay, we're going to have to ask
everyone who they voted for.

Phil, who did
you vote for?

Uh...

Me.

I knew it!

We're winning, we're winning!

[ Sighs]

Tommy, who did you vote for?

Me.

Sorry, phil.

That's okay.

I almost voted
for you, too

Except angelica said
she'd squish me
like a bug.

Lil?

I voted for phil

'Cause he promised me

A dead roly-poly
he found in his pocket.

Chuckie?chuckie?
[ Teeth chattering]

Tommy.

Thanks a lot,
finster.

Does that mean tommy wins?

Nope.

There's two people for phil

And two people for tommy.

I vote for phil

So phil wins!

And I vote for tommy.

So it's a tie.

Tie?tie?

What do we do?

Well, I guess that's it.

No! It's not over yet!

Where's dil?

Okay, dil, here's the deal.

You want tommy to be mayor

Or cute little philly-willy?

[ Coos]
goo.

Goo?

Who's that?

Phil likes goo!

That's right.

Phil wins!

That's not fair, angelica.

Dil, who do you
vote for...

Phil... Or tommy?

[ Fussing]

[ Starts to cry]

Dil doesn't
want to pick

'Cause he
doesn't want

To make me
or phil sad.

Dilly, it's okay.

We won't be sad.

We'd both
be good mayors.

[ Disgusted sigh]

Tommy.

Hey, he picked tommy!

[ All cheering]

[ Joins cheering]

It was a close race,
angelica.

Aw, that was just practice
for the real race.

I'm going back to my first idea.

Cynthia for mayor!

Yeah, she can lose
to my dummy bear.

Ha! Who's going
to vote

For that
smelly old toy?

Sorry you
lost, phil.

That's okay,
tommy.

I don't know where
I was going to get

All that cake anyway.

Maybe we should all
just be mayor.

We all like
to help each other.

And then, maybe
after that george
washing machine guy

Is done being president

All of us
could be president.

[ All laughing]


Phil:
and no more bathie