07x02 - Brothers are Monsters/Cooking with Susie

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Scratching and groaning]

[ Babbling]

[ Sneezes]

[ Howling]

[ Children making
animal noises]

Doggie, doggie!

No, dil, I'm a wolf, see?

[ Howling]

[ Meowing]

And I'm a...

[ Meows]

A kitty cat.

And lil's a rooster

And phil's a...
Well, uh...

I think maybe he's a, um...

I'm a bug that got
stucked on his back.

Oo, yummy.

[ Howling]

[ Giggling]

Doggie.

No, dil-- wolf.

Spike's a doggie.

[ Spike yipping]

[ Panting]

Whoa, whoa, down, boy.

It's a big day for us devilles.

The pups are finally going
to meet their uncle freddy.

Isn't he the older brother who
gave you a hard time, as kids?

Ha! Freddy
was a monster!

If it wasn't tabasco
sauce in my cereal

It was critters
in my bed.

Or tickling till you
wet your pants.

Never wet them
once, stu-boy.

Me, neither.

Older brothers
are really

Mean, lousy,
despicable monsters.

Wow, tommy,
did you hear that?

They said older brothers
are monsters.

But I'm a older brother
and I'm not a monster

Am i?

Well, you don't
look like a monster.

Monsters is scary.

They no got shiny heads
like you gots.

You don't sound
like one, neither.

Monsters roar!

And you don't do

Mean, creepy
stuffs to people

Like monsters
do, tommy.

You're real nice,
especially to dil.

You're right, chuckie,
I'm a good brother.

All:
yes, you are!

So I guess not all older
brothers are monsters

Right, guys?

Nope.

Right, tommy.

Okay, now can we
be "aminals" again?

Because I'm a rooster

And I wants
to lay me a egg.

[ Howling]

Doggie, doggie!

Dil! I already told you--
I'm a wolf!

[ Panting]

[ Gasps]

[ Gasps]

[ Growls]

[ Meows]

[ Tommy and chuckie yelling]

Doggie, doggie!

No, dil-- wolf!

[ Cries]

Don't cry, dilly.

I was just playing.

[ Cries louder]

What's the matter,
sweetie?

It's all right,
mommy's here.

I scareded my little brother.

[ Chuckie gasps]

You scareded me, too.

Gosh, tommy...

Why'd you have
to chase me so hard?

You don't usually
play like that.

I'm sorry, chuckie,
I don't know what happened.

Are you sick or "somepin"?

I don't think so.

Uh... You don't think
that maybe I'm...

Oh... What if I'm
"turnding" into a monster?

Don't say that.

You can't turn
into a monster.

You're tommy,
my bestest fiend...

I mean, friend.

Well, have a good nap,
you guys.

Sure, tommy.

[ Snoring]

[ Gasping]

Boy, tommy's sure
making some scary noises.

Yeah, he kind of sounds like...

You don't think he could be...

All:
no.

[ Snorts]

[ Gasping]

[ Yawning]

Didi:
well, hello there.

Did everybody
have a nice nap?

I brought you some
cookies and juice.

I guess I'll put little
sleepyhead's juice up here

Until he wakes up.

Let's go play

Cowboys
and undies.

Tommy:
hi, guys.

What you playing?

[ Screaming]

What's a matter, guys?

Um... Tommy, i, uh...

I don't know how
to tell you this, but...

You growed fuzzy
all over!

[ Gasps]

Oh, no, I amturnding
into a monster.

I never knowed
a monster before.

Let's take him
for a walk.

Anyone gots a rope?

Gosh, tommy,
what are we
supposed to do

Now that you're...
You know...

The way you are?

All the monsters
that I knowed about

Scare people
and break things.

I don't want to do
no more mean stuff

Like I did
to you and dil.

You're going
to have to lock me up.

Here, chuckie.

[ Gasping]

No, tommy...

Not your "stewdriver"!

You take it
everywheres.

Go on, you guys,
you gots to take it.

What do we do now?

I could get
the monster

Something to eat--

Food, yummy
on the tummy.

Well, I am kind of hungry.

I'll be right back.

I'll go with you!

Don't worry,
monster tommy.

I'll stay with you

So you don't
get too lonely.

Gee, chuckie,
thanks for being so brave

Since any second
I could get worser.

Worser?

[ Gasps]

So, um...

What's it feel like
being a monster?

Well, I still feel
the same on the inside

But I'm kind of itchy
on the outside.

Phil:
we got the
monster's food.

Go on, lil, give
him the cookie.

No, phil,
you give it to him.

Uh-uh, feeding
the monster was
your idea, lillian.

But I'm busy

Right now, philip.

Oh, that's okay, guys

I can get it myself.

[ Gasps]

[ About to sneeze]

Oh, look out, the monster's
going to break out of his cage!

[ Sneezes]

[ Yelling]

[ Inflatable hisses
as air escapes]

[ Moaning]

Chuckie, you'd better go.

I won't leave you...

Even if you are a monster.

You gots to, chuckie,
I'm getting worser.

Look what I did.

You did that?

Well... Okay, tommy.

Just growl if you need anything.

We can't just leave tommy
by hisself, you guys

Even if he is a monster.

He never leaved me

Not even when I first started
using the potty

And just sitted there and
sitted there a long, long time.

And he didn't run away
that time I throwed up

When I eated the hair
off mom's brush.

Or when I had "diapy" rash
and had to walk like this:

He even bringded me
some beautiful flowers

So I feeled better.

Hey! Maybe we could bring
tommy, "dampylions"

And make his cage
real prettiful.

That's a great idea,
you guys!

Oh, binkie.

[ Gasps]

Uncle freddy's here!

[ Screaming]

Where are the pups?

Let me at them.

Oh, there you rascals are.

Well, you're just
about the cutest things

I ever saw.

[ Babbling]

Stu, didi, like
you to meet my
brother, freddy.

Isn't it great big brother's

Aren't monsters
forever?

Guess what, tommy?

[ Gasps]

Look, tommy, you're not
a monster no more!

Hey, you're right.

I'm just a regular
baby again, you guys.

Stu:
okay if your
little brother

Joins you, champ?

Hi, dil.

I got something
for you.

Very happy.

Guess he's not a-scared
of me no more.

Oh, freddy-bear

Can you believe I put up with
this lug, when we were kids?

Hey, I happen to know

Older sisters
can be monsters, too.

Gee, phil

Isn't lil just a little,
tiny bit older than you?

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

[ Humming]

[ Sloshing]

Nope, not done yet.

Angelica:
hey!

Is that a cynthia
easy-cook oven?

Yep, my daddy just gave
it to me.

But the guy
at toy palace said

They wouldn't be sold
till next month.

They won't;
my daddy got one early

'Cause they're doing
a 'mercial

On the dummy bear show.

That's not fair!

I'm supposed to get
everything first!

I'll trade you
this quarter for it.

Angelica, that's
an old piece of candy.

Fine.

Some friend you are.

[ Humming]

[ Splat]

[ Groaning]

Didi:
since his hydraulic

Nose-hair trimmer
plucked out pop's mustache

Stu's been feeling a little
discouraged about inventing.

But he says he's working on
something now

That could revolutionize
the american household.

Okay, dee, here it is--

The amazing pickle's
doorstopper , .

No more fussing

With sliding
rubber doorstops.

This baby will hold
any door open

At the angle you set
on the keypad

Even in gale-force winds.

Grandpa:
excuse me, ladies.

I need to get
my rod and reel

So I can hide out
at the lake

Until my mustache
grows back...

Ow!

Who put this conflabbed gargoyle

On the garage door?!

Ow!

Okay, so the prototype
is a little bulky

But it works like a charm.

Well, it's very...

Maybe you could, uh...

[ Sighs]

I think it's a
wonderful idea, honey.

You do? Great.

I'll start putting them

On all the doors
in the house.

A wonderful idea?!

That thing's
the worst idea since...

Since his last idea!

It was just
a little white lie.

I didn't want to hurt
his feelings.

Yeah, I still
haven't told howard

The truth about
his hair plugs.

Did my mommy say
she told a lie?

I think so.

What's a lie?

You dumb babies!

A lie is the thing you say

When it would be hard or dumb
or no fun to tell the truth.

My mommy says when you do it at
work, it's called negotiation.

Hey, guys.

Who wants to try
my reptar cereal bars?

[ All laughing]

Tommy:
I want some!

I want some!

Wow! All gone!

I'm going to make
some more!

Hey, let me know what
you think of them.

[ Chewing loudly]

These are icky!

Yeah, and I usually like
yucky green stuff.

Uh, they are kind of hard...

And sticky.

Now, come on, guys

They're not so bad.

If you chew on them like this...

It kind of tastes like...
Uh, like...

[ Spitting]

Cat poop!

What are we going
to tell susie?!

We'll have to tell her
we don't like them.

We can't do that!

It'll make her sad.

We could pretend to nap
until she grows up.

Uh, I'm not really that sleepy.

When I don't
know what to do

I follow in
the feetsteps
of the grown-ups

Who, after all, are older
and wider than us.

You mean we should
lift weights

And then watch
"t.b." All night?

No, I mean you should lie,
like tommy's mom.

But... But my mommy
didn't look like she
liked lying very much.

She just doesn't
practice enough.

Believe me, it gets easier.

Well, I guess
if my mommy does it...

Hey, as long as
we don't gots to eat

Susie's yucky blocks,
I'll try anything.

As soon as you tell her
you like them, she'll be happy

And you won't have
to eat any more.

[ Both gasp]

You guys really liked them?

Uh, oh, yeah...
They're, um...

Big, and um, square.

And they taste really...
Good! Good!

All:
yeah, good!

Well, it ismy own
special recipe.

Now, you guys go play
or something

And I'll make you
another batch.

Boy, all
that lying

And now we have
to eat more.

I guess we didn't do
a very good job.

[ Laughs evilly]

This is perfect, cynthia.

I'll just let the babies
go on telling susie

How much they love
her yucky cereal blocks

Then I'lltell her the truth.

Then she'll be sorry
she didn't trade

Her easy-cook oven
for my quarter...

Or whatever this is.

Tommy:
over here, you guys.

Chuckie:
ow! That's my eyeball!

Phil:
get your foot
out of my diaper!

Just watch
your butt,
philip.

Oh, there you guys are!

What are you guys doing
in the closet?

Oh, just playing
"sit in the dark."

Well, I hope you
worked up an "appletite"

'Cause I made you some fresh
reptar cereal bars.

Are you sure you like them?

Oh, yeah!

Better than pudding!

They make my lips happy.

Yeah... They're...

We want some more!

[ Gasping]

Well, if you're sure...

I'll go put some more
in the oven.

[ Humming]

Why did you tell
her that?!

Well, you guys was lying so
good, it made them sound tasty.

Great.

Now what are
we going to do?

[ Laughing nervously]

[ Snoring]

[ Phil gasps]

[ Whimpers]

[ Chuckie gasps]

[ Laughing nervously]

Ick!

Well, no more room under here.

Now where do we hide them?

We could
probably put

A bunch in
dil's crib.

He's usually
sticky, anyways.

No! We can't keep hiding
these things!

What are we "upposed" to do?

We can't eat them.

They'll break our "toofies"!

Well, um... Uh, I think

We're just going to have
to tell susie the truth.

We can't do that!

She'll be sad!

But, chuckie, lying to her
isn't working out so good.

I don't care.

Susie's our friend

And friends don't tell
their friends the truth.

Well, then we'll
just have to try
something else.

[ Bell rings]

Okay, guys, let's go!

If she has no stuff
to make them with

She'll stop cooking.

[ Yawns]

Hey!

[ Screams]

Conflabbit!

You trying to cut short
my golden years?

I've been working

On the fail-safe
mechanism.

It needs a few
minor adjustments.

Your head needs
a few minor
adjustments.

[ Grumbling]

Don't worry, honey.

I'm sure you'll
get it working.

[ All grunting]

Oh, hi, susie.

Listen, could you
give us a hand?

Oops.

Why are you guys
trying to hide

My cynthia
easy-cook oven?

We... We were just seeing
if spike wanted to use it.

Both:
yeah!

Sure, 'cause he likes to cook up
his yummy doggy biscuits

With... Frosting

And, uh, cheese

And, uh...

We don't
really like

Your reptar
cereal bars.

You don't?

No, they're sticky...

And hard.

[ Gasps]

Well, actually, um,
I think they're...

You know,
they're not so...

They're bad!

This just gets better
and better, cynthia.

The babies are doing
my work for me!

We didn't want to make
you sad, susie.

We could go back to lying,
if you want.

No, it's better
to tell the truth.

Ah, you're right.

I feel much better.

Me, too!

Let's go play.

You want to come play
with us, susie?

No, thanks.

I... I better pack up my stuff.

I have to go pretty soon.

Okay.

Come on, chuckie,
let's go play.

Well, as long as she's okay.

So, susie

The babies didn't like

Your yucky green
blocks, after all.

Yeah, I feel really dumb.

I never cooked anything
myself before.

I thought I was
doing a good job.

I was thinking

Why don't you take
my easy-cook oven?

You don't have to give me
a quarter.

You can just have it.

But it's yours!

I know...

But I only cook bad stuff.

Well, your stuff isicky

But maybe there's
something else we
can do with it.

Stu:
okay, dee, this time
it's going to work for sure.

Just let me punch in the code.

[ Keypad beeps]

[ Crashing]

Didi:
stu! That's enough!

I've tried to be nice
about this, stu

But the truth is

This doorstopper
thing is a menace!

If you install
any more of them

We'll be living in a
tent in the backyard!

Angelica:
aunt didi, uncle stu

I think susie's got
something that'll
work really good.

Watch!

[ Splat]

And they're sticky, too

So it won't slip
on the carpet.

Why, this is amazing:

The efficiency,
the simplicity of design

The carpet-compatible
color scheme.

Susie, pickles industries
has got a place for you!

Susie:
then I put in
two scoops

Of cynthia's
easy-cook oven
baking mix

And then
this stuff.

I'm not sure
what it is

But it's
really hard.

Susie's yucky green blocks
turned out to be good

For something, after all.

I wonder where
susie gotted

The idea to use
them on doors.

Well, that susie's
a smart kid, I guess.

And then you soak
the reptar cereal
in the vegetable oil

Before you mix it in--
that's important.

And bubble gum makes it
good and sticky

But you have
to chew it, first.

Chuckie:
just growl if you need anything.