07x03 - Officer Chuckie/Auctioning Grandpa

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

Man:
hi, kids.

Welcome to preschool
safety town.

I'm officer dan, here to help
you kids learn safety rules.

Today you'll practice safe
driving, safe walking

And safe playing.

Now who's ready for safety town?

[ Kids cheering]

I get dibs
on the beemer!

Walk, don't run!

Ouchies aren't fun.

Hey!

These cars aren't real.

They don't have phones!

[ Tires squealing]

Yoo-hoo, honey!

Watch where
you're... Going.

Stay alert!

Don't get hurt.

Missed one, aunt didi.

Thank you for pointing
that out, angelica.
Look here, kids.

Hands on the wheel,
pedal is light

This little girl
is driving just right.

[ Kids all talking at once]

[ Tires squeal]

Hiya, babies.

Angelica, how come
you gets to go

To safety town
and we don't?

Because us grown-up kids
don't wet our pants.

I don't wet my pants!

Um, hardly ever.

It's okay, angelica.

We're having lots of fun, too.

We're showing dil all the neat
stuff we do at the park.

He already learnded
hide-and-go-peek.

Now we're teaching
him to play ball.

Come on,
show angelica
how you throw it.

[ Gurgles]

Too bad all he can do
is dribble.

[ Gurgles]

[ Wailing]

Don't cry, dil.

I'll get it for you.

[ Toots horn]

[ Toots horn]

[ Toots horn]

[ Wailing]

When crossing the street

Stop, look, listen
before moving your feet.

It's okay, son.

You're safe now.

I could use a little
help around here.

Would you like to stick
with me for a while?

But there's
something missing.

Now, that's better.

Okay,safetyofficer
let's hit the street.

Never pet a dog
that's strange to you.

That would be
a dangerous thing to do.

[ Tires squeal]

[ Humming]

Thanks for helping out, ma'am.

Oh, it's been
my... Pleasure.

Good-bye, and don't
forget: safety first.

You did a good job,
officer.

Keep up the good work.

Chuckie:look!

Officer dan maked me
a safety officer.

It's my job to make sure
nobody gets hurt

So from now on, I'm
going to make sure

You guys foller
the safety rulers, okay?

Sure, chuckie.

Do we gots to call you
officer chuckie?

[ Giggles]

You can if you want.

Can I see your handcuffs,
officer chuckie?

Um, not... Not now, phil.

Come on, guys, we still
got lots to show dil.

I know-- let's show dil
how to play racing reptars!

Yeah, that sounds like fun!

You ready?

'Less officer
chuckie's

Going to let me see
those handcuffs.

No, phil.

Now, 'member
everybody--
safety first.

Sure, chuckie.

Now, get ready, dilly.

Reptars, on your
market... Go!

[ Laughing]

Walk, don't run.

But, chuckie

You're apposed to
run when you race.

Well, all right,
but try not to run so fast.

[ Laughing]

Too fast.

[ Blows whistle]

Slowerer!

Yeah, that's better.

But chuckie, we're not moving.

And you can't race
if you don't move.

Um, well, I don't think
racing reptars

Is such a safe game after all.

Maybe you better
show dil something else.

[ Babbling]

Tommy:
okay, dil.

In the sandbox, we like to make
the mountains really high

And drive our trucks
down like this.

[ Gasps]

I'd write you a ticket for
throwing that sand, mister

But I don't got any crayons.

But I didn't
throw any sand,
officer chuckie.

I sawed you with my own eyes.

I don't believe
you seed me,
officer chuckie.

I just walkded
across the sandbox

Without looking both ways.

Look, just forget
the cuffs, okay, phil?

Hi, aunt didi.

See my new race
car for cynthia?

Oh, that's nice, angelica.

Angelica, play carefully
over there, please

And keep the car away
from the babies, okay?

Yes, aunt didi.

Whatever you say.

[ Chuckles]

Of course sometimes a car's
got a mind of its own.

Don't worry, guys.

We'll think of
a safe game to play.

Um, how about airplanes?

They might crash.

Pop the tail
off a donkey?

Could get kicked.

Phil:
ring around
the rosies?

You'll all fall down.

Okay, um, well

Maybe my mommy bring
something we can play with.

Look, my blocks!

They're safe to play
with, huh, chuckie?

I don't know, tommy.

They're awful pointy.

They're blocks
for feet's sake.

Well, okay.

They do gots nice
pictures on them,
but be careful.

[ Gasps]

Stop in the name
of the log!

What's wrong, officer chuckie?

I'm going to have to put you
in jail, lil.

How come?

You was running
with scissors.

Nuh-uh!

Yeah-huh!

The kid's really
starting to bug me.

What are we going
to do, tommy?

Every time we try
and play we gets
in trouble.

Phil:
yeah, we can't
have fun no more

With officer
chuckie around.

Well, we gots
to 'member now.

It's for
our own good.

Chuckie just
wants us to be safe.

[ Blows whistle]

Hold it right there,
tommy pickles!

Never pet a dog that's
strange to you or...

You might get something
on your shoe.

But chuckie, spike's mydog.

And just how do you know
for sure that's really spike?

Hey, stop that!

[ Wailing]

Chuckie!

Here you go, dilly.

Why'd you take dil's
bottle away, chuckie?

You maked him cry.

He was drinking it too fast.

You ought to know better,
young man.

That's it, chuckie!

We can't take any more
of your safety rulers.

You won't let us run
or play in the sandbox

Or swing or slide
or nothing.

How can we show dil
all the fun stuffs we do

If we can't do them?

Sorry, tommy,
but I gots to do my job.

Officer dan's accounting on me.

You have to do it
somewheres else

Because we don't want
a safety officer no more.

Right, guys?

Both:
right.

But who's going to make sure

You play safe?

Don't worry, chuckie.

We'll take care
of ourselves

Like we usually do.

Well, okay.

I'll just go be safety
officer somewheres else.

Stop, walk, don't hop.

[ Giggles evilly]

I'm going to scare the diapers
off those babies.

[ Gasps]

Hey.

There's something awful funny
about that car.

Eat my crust, babies!

[ All yelling]

Don't leave your bone
on the grass.

[ All yelling]

Don't worry, guys.

Officer chuckie's coming!

Come on, spike.

Let's go get them.

[ Barks]

Gee, thanks, chuckie.

Come on, we gots
to get phillip!

Hey, where'd everybody go?

[ Grunts]

I can't watch.

Am I in heaven?

Where's my goldfish?

[ Chuckling gleefully]

Uh-oh!

Angelica:
come back here, cynthia!

[ Crash]

Oops.

Angelica, by any chance
is this yours?

It wasn't my fault, aunt didi.

I was driving real careful

Like you told me,
and my hand slipped.

Yeah, that's it!

Then I got...

Gee, chuckie, you
saved our lives.

You're a hero.

No, I'm not.

I broke all the safety rulers.

I don't deserve
to be safety officer.

But you did a great job,
chuckie.

You rescued us from angelica.

And made sure
we were safe.

I guess that is
most 'portant of all.

Here's your badge,
officer chuckie.

Thanks, tommy.

I promise you guys I'll be
the bestest safety officer ever!

All:
oh, no, no, no!

Don't worry, you guys.

I won't make up so many
safety rulers this time.

Now, who wants to play tag?

All:
I do, I do!

[ Giggling]

[ Blows whistle]

Just kidding.

[ Laughs]

[ Gasps]

Stu, this craft fair is
the perfect showcase

For my bird homes.

Don't you mean
bird houses?

No, they're not houses,
they're homes.

Each one is custom-made.

See, here's my
antebellum model.

Oh, and here's
the popular frank lloyd wren.

Oh, and my favorite:
the fixer-upper.

It's for birds
just getting started.

[ Giggling]

[ Laughing]

Ooh, this
tadpole's squirming

Like a ten-pound bass.

I think I'll
take the kids over

To the antique
auction for a gander.

[ Bones creak]

Ooh!

Speaking
of antiques...

[ Laughs]

You're darn tootin'
I'm an antique--

"A precious treasure

Whose value
goes up every day."

[ Cackles]

Whatever you say.

Come on, sprouts.

We're
going to go look

At some
even older stuff.

Who'd wear this junk?

[ Gasps]

Tommy, what's a antique?

I don't know,
but my grandpa
says he's one

So maybe
it's something

That can take
its teeth out.

Or falls asleep
when it talks.

Or maybe an antique is
something really old.

[ All gasp]

I don't know
what I was thinking.

Well, whatever a antique is,
we gots the bestest one of all--

My grandpa!

These are bound
to sell out.

[ Hammering]
hmm.

My, such stiff
competition!

I thought I was
next to the man

Who knits
tin cans into hats.

[ Buzzing]

That's art!

I'll be
right back, deed.

I'll send
some customers.

All right, dear.

Well, someonemust want
a nice bird home.

[ Sighs]

Why, that's just like
the chair my grandma had.

Never thought I'd see
another one like it.

Just like I remember, dilly.

My grandmammy used
to rock me times, you know

Before I'd...

[ Yawns]

I'd fall a...

[ Cooing]

[ Snoring]

[ Giggling]

[ Spits]

[ Giggles]

Look what I found!

Oh, it's the perfect
size for dil.

Thanks, chuckaroo.

[ Giggles]

Ooh...

Dress up!

They smell funny.

[ Sniffs]

I know.

Cody, look...

A real antique.

We have to buy this.

Yeah, it'll go great
in the living room

Right next
to the compost pile.

Wow, those people want
to buy your grandpa.

Yeah, and put him
in their living room.

[ Gasps]

They must
collect grandpas.

I don't care
if he is a real antique.

They can't have him.

But how are we going
to keep him?

[ Gasps]

Stay here, dilly.

[ Giggles]

[ Gasps]

You guys, there's only
one thing left to do.

Say bye-bye to grandpa?

No, lil-- do what babies
do best at a time like this.

[ All wailing]

Hey, should we
wake up the old guy?

No, no, not yet.

Besides, he covers up
the cr*ck in the seat.

[ All cheering]

[ Giggling]

[ All gasp]

[ Dil giggling]

There goes dil.

We gots to get him

'Fore they come back
for grandpa!

Come on!

Help me pull
this horsey mobile

On top of those rugs.

[ Grunting]

[ Giggles]

Come on, chuckie.

Get on!

[ Chuckie yelling]

Daddy, daddy.

We gots to jump!

[ All grunt]

Want to do it again?

Oh, I'm getting too old
for this stuff.

[ Giggles]

[ Grunting]

Ganpa! Ganpa!

That's right! We gots
to get back to grandpa.

Hmm.

[ Bird chirping]

Oh!

Well, my first customer.

[ Birds chirping]

[ Gasps]

And my second.

Two out of two birds agree--
my bird homes are the best.

[ Birds squawking]

[ Sneezes]

Oh, dear!

Nice birdies.

Stu!

[ Saw buzzing]

[ Snoring]

[ Grunts]
[ grunts]

[ Both grunt]

And the next item up for bid

Is this genuine
antique rocking chair.

Complete with
genuine antique rocker.

[ Chuckles]

Anyone out there want
to buy a nice old gent?

Oh, no!

We're too late.

That man's going
to sell grandpa.

But your grandpa
gives me big hugs.

And he lets you play with the
hair coming out of his ears.

We can't let anybody else
buy grandpa!

We gots to buy him ourselves.

But tommy,
we don't have any moneys.

What am I bid
for this antique?

Corinne,
you don't suppose

That man's really
for sale, too, do you?

I'm not sure, doreen,
but you can always hope!

Thirty!

-- Do I hear...?

Forty!

[ Crowd murmuring]

I gots...
Half a lollipop.

And me, too.

Hey, I've been
looking for that!

I... I gots
a mini reptar thingy.

I gots my trusty
stewdriver.

Well, I think
we gots enough

To buy grandpa now.

I think we gots enough
for twograndpas.

... ... Do I hear ?

Sixty!

Sixty-five!

Sixty-seven!

Oh... .

We're looking
for , or .

-- We have .

Looking for .

Auctioneer:
anyone for ?

There is ,
we have .

I'm looking
for , .

We have ,
in back.

Dil!

I've been looking
all over for you.

Where's grandpa and the kids?

[ Gasps]

Huh?

Pop!

In back.

Do I hear ?

One hundred!

... ... ...

... !

Too rich
for my blood.

Hurry!

Someone really
wants grandpa!

Going once, going twice.

Sold for $
to the bidder in back.

[ Applause and cheering]

Oh, no!

We're too late, you guys.

Grandpa's solded.

All:
oh, no!

Oh, no!

The kids!

[ Gasps]

[ Sighs]

Daisy, dig that
earthy natural look.

Oh, how did
you do that?

Actually, it's...

No, don't tell.

It'll ruin the magic.

We love all
natural grooviness.

Oh, it's all natural, all right.

We'll take them all.

You will?

Oh!

I'm telling you,
I wasn't bidding!

Your paddle moved.

Someone has to pay.

Uh-oh.

I don't think
your daddy gots
enough moneys

To buy your grandpa.

We'll buy him
with ourmoneys.

Stu, look!

I made $ !

Great!great!

I'll explain
later, deed.

[ Clattering]

Sold!

We did it.

We bought grandpa.

Hey, now we gots
our own antique!

All my
bird home money.

Well, I got something
to cheer you up--

A chain-saw-carved
wooden dummi bear.

I don't
think they like

Your daddy's
antique, tommy.

That's because nothing's
as good as grandpa.

What?

Well, hello, sprouts.

Now, where was i?

Oh, yes.

My grammy
used to rock me...

[ Kids laughing]

Officer dan:
never pet a dog
that's strange to you.