08x01 - Diaper Change

[bunniefuu]

[ snoring]

[ gasps]

[ kids laughing]

[ wind whistling]

[ machine humming]

That ought to do it.

Okay, Deed, the Power Picker
's all set!

Let's go pick apples!

[ groaning]

[ Dee humming]

[ Tommy laughing]

Oh, these McIntosh look
delicious!

[ crunches]

[ Grandpa giggling]

Hey, here's a good one.

So the queen...

put the tiny pea
under the mattress...

[ snoring]

Oh, I think
this is one

of the most
wonderfulest times
I ever had!

The parade's going to be
even funnerer!

I can't wait to wear
those funny-looking clothes

Tommy's mom's
making us.

I never been

in a parade afore.

I'm so excited!

Me, too, Chuckie!

Boy, fall sure gots
lots of fun stuff,
huh, guys?

You said it!

Uh, what's a fall?

Whoa!

Now you know.

[ giggling]

I like fall.

No, that's not the kind
I'm talking about.

Fall's what happens

when all the leaves
come off the trees

and you rake them
into a great, big pile

and jump in them,
like we did with my grandpa.

[ kids laughing]

Hey, why are
we stopping?

Oh! Now I know
just what I want to be

when I'm growed up.

Look!

Kids:
Whoa!

[ grunting and groaning]

[ giggling]

Look, guys!

My daddy and I finded
some hay gourds in our backyard.

Babies:
Ooh...

Tonight we're going

to paint faces on them

with real lips
and everything.

That's great, Chuckie.

Boy, it's going
to be so much fun

just me and my daddy!

Stu:
Apples and worms!

I mean, ladies and germs.

[ laughs]

Allow me to introduce

the Stu Pickles
amazing Power Picker .

With gigabytes of horsepower,
it's guaranteed to pick apples

times faster
than the average human.

[ women gasp]

It's very nice, Stu

but do you really think
we need that many apples?

[ machine popping furiously]

Howard:
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Whoa!

Ow!

Uh-oh.

There's a couple of kinks
to work out.

I believe you'll find them
in my lower back!

Hey, Aunt Didi,
Aunt Patty!

You want to hear my song

for the fall
festival parade?

Thank you, Angelica

but we've heard it
several times already.

All right, I'll sing it again!

♪ Fall is here, fall is here

♪ It's a wonderful time
of year ♪

[ garbled]:
♪ Fall is here...!

[ making a raspberry]

How are the pups' vegetable
costumes coming along, eh?

I'm almost done.

The babies are going
to look so adorable

on the Wombat
Cornucopia float.

[ sighs with pride]

[ sniffing]

You know, I think
I smell a change.

Do you?

[ sniffing]

I smell it, too.

Change is in the air!

Whoa, and I thought
I had a good sniffer.

I was just wondering

if Dilly there needed
a diaper change.

Oh.

[ sniffing]

I think you're right.

Hmm...

[ grunts]

[ creaking]

[ clicks and bangs]

There you go,
Mommy's big boy.

Chas:
Hi, g*ng!

Oh boy, isn't the fall grand?!

Ohhh!

Sorry, Howard.

[ groaning]

Hey, got a heck of
a lot of gourds, Chas.

Chas:
Oh, yeah.

Well, they remind me of Melinda.

She loved to garden

and grow all her own plants
for her arts and crafts.

It was amazing what she could do
with gourds and glitter.

[ sucking loudly]

[ machine begins whirring]

[ kids laughing]

What the...?

[ whinnies]

What in tarnation
is going on?!

[ Grandpa and kids yelling]

[ kids chatting noisily]

Grandpa:
Whoa!

We're doomed.

[ screaming]:
Uncle Stu!

Uncle Stu!

[ Dil laughing]

[ burps]

Grandpa:
What are you trying to do--

send me to an early grave?

[ groaning]

Oh...

Whew!

Come on, sprouts, let's get
off this gall durn cart!

[ Reptar toy squeaks]

Is everybody okay?

You and your con-flabbed
inventions!

I almost lost my teeth!

I'm sorry, Pop.

I guess I set the power
too high.

And yesterday
it was crossed wires

in your lizard
contraption at home.

Why, the durn thing
att*cked me in the loo!

Must have been a glitch
in the blueprints.

But my animatronic Reptar
is going to be big!

You know, they're
very interested in it

for the Euro Reptar theme park
they're opening in France.

Well, as far as I'm concerned

"au revere"
and goo...d riddance!

Of all the
silly, stupid...

attacking me
in the loo!

[ grumbling]

Boy, that ride was sure scary!

Naw, it was fun!

I don't think
Tommy's grandpa liked it.

He don't look too smiley.

[ Angelica chuckles]

Nice sweater, Finster.

[ chomping]

[ yells]

My new sweater that
Grandma knit for me!

[ laughing hard]

Hold on, Chuckie!

Chuckie,
your sweater!

You're going to be naked

in a minute!

Help!

Let me at it.

[ creaking]

Thanks, guys.

[ laughing]

[ chomp]

Huh?

Give me back
my treats!

Don't you dumb goats
know who I am?

She's Angelica.

Yeah, the most important star
of the fall festival parade.

We're all going to be
in the parade, Angelica!

We're doing all kinds of fun
stuffs for fall, huh, guys?

Do you know
about fall, Angelica?

It gots leafs, and... things...

Tommy told us
all about it.

Of course
I know about fall.

But there's lots
more to it than that.

I bet Baldie didn't tell you
that, uh...

fall's the time, um...

when, um...
there's lots of changes.

Now I knowed
it's fall!

Mommy changeded
my diapies more numbers

than I could
count this morning!

That's not 'cause
of fall, Phillip.

It's 'cause you eated my box
of crayons yesterday night.

Oh.

But the most importantest thing
about fall

is the parade

and I'm the star
'cause I'm the onlyest one

who gets to sing.

Sussie:
That's not true!

Carmichael?!

What are you
doing here?

Picking apples
with my mom.

And I'm going to sing
on your grandpa's float
in the parade, too.

My grandpa would never ask you
to sing on myfloat.

It's not yourfloat.

And he did so ask me--

right after I won
the junior talent show.

But he said
I was going

to be the star!

Well, there must have been
a change of plans.

See you at the parade,
Angelica!

♪ Fall is here, fall is here!

♪ It's a wonderful time
of year, baby... ♪

Babies:
Bye, Sussie!

Bye!

I love it when she sings.

Me, too.

It sounds a lot better...

[ growling]

Well, I guess

we'll be seeing
you later, Angelica.

Not so fast, babies.

I'm not done
telling you about fall!

Like I said, fall's got changes.

So don't be surprised

if some pretty
awful stuff happens

'cause change isn't always good.

Gee, I don't like
the sound of that, Tommy.

Aw, don't listen to Angelica.

Change don't scare us,
huh, guys?

Besides, there's one

two, nine, seven...

Seven of us!

We just have to stick together

and everything
will be just fine.

[ horn honking]

Chas:
Do you mind if we make
a quick stop?

Fall was your mom's
favorite time of year.

Chuckie, did I
ever tell you

how your Mommy
and I met?

Well, she was
selling organic produce

at a swap meet.

I took one look
at her pretty face

and broke out into a cold sweat.

I couldn't even speak
or breathe, even.

[ cackles faintly]

Turned out I was
allergic to the Aduki beans

and my tongue was swollen
the size of a football.

She gave me mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation

and the rest was history.

Your mom loved us
both so much, Chuckie.

Charles is such
a dear, sweet man.

I wish he'd meet
someone special.

Uh, I don't know, Deed

the guy's pretty set
in his ways.

I mean, come on,
he irons his underpants.

Hmm... so she'd have
to be fairly flexible.

Hey!

How about your
friend Lolana!

The contortionist?

Hey, great idea, Howie.

Yeah, I'll give her a call

and see if I can
set something up.

[ babbling]

Betty:
Whoa, whoa!

Stop squirming,
you wiggle worms!

Hey, Deed, would you toss me
a couple diapers?

Sure, Betty.

Gosh, these are awfully puffy.

Did you
switch brands?

Super absorbent.

Got them on sale.

No leaking,
or your money back.

Charles:
Here's the velcro
you needed

for the costumes,
Didi.

[ grunting]

Thank you, Charles.

Betty:
Hey, Chazz!

Think fast!

Oh!

What is it?

Betty:
Hair pomade.

I thought you might like
to try out a new do.

But why?

I've had the same hair style
since the sixth grade.

Need I say more?

I'll give you a hand
with the hair

as soon as I finish
diapering the pups.

Well, I wonder where
Tommy and Chuckie are.

Why don't you
go find them?

Good idea.

Huh?

Philip, what are
you doing here?

I thought
you "leavded."

I was going to,
but I can't get up!

Watch.

[ moaning]

Oh!

Okay, wait there, and I'll
pull you onto your feeties.

[grunting ]

Oh!

[ twins moaning, air hisses]

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Tommy.

Hi, Chuckie.

Um, what are we playing,
guys?

We're not playing
nothing.

We can't stand up.

Oh!

There's something wrong
with our diapies.

They're too heavy.

[ twins yelp, then moan]

Oh, don't worry, guys,
we'll help you.

[ both yelp]

[ laughs]

Looks like your mom bought
you babies new diapers.

They're not very
comfy-buly.

Yeah, they pinch
my butt.

See, I told you, didn't I?

Changes can be awful.

[ cries]

[ Phil and Lil crying]

I don't like
these new diapies!

Oh, don't
cry, guys.

It's going to be okay.

You just got to get
used to them.

Yeah, don't listen
to Angelica.

It's not so bad.

Not so bad?

Well, just wait
till you see your dad.

Betty:
Whoa!

Hubba, hubba,
now, that's a look!

Gee, Betty, I don't
really think it's me.

Aw, what are you
talking about, hunk?

It looks great!

Chuckie:
That silly Angelica.

That's not my daddy.

That's some other
strange man named Hunk.

Hey, nice hair, Chazz.

Gosh, Stu, you
really think so?

[ gasps]

What am I going
to do, you guys?

Angelica was right.

My daddy changed right
before my eyes!

Yeah, I seed him.

And I thought
wehad it bad.

[ babbles]

We do, Philip!

I don't want my daddy
to change, you guys.

And we don't want these
plumpie diapies, neither.

Well, you babies
better get used to it

'cause things are only
going to get worser.

[ gasps]

Worser?

What's this?

Pop's hot water bottle.

I had some material left over
after making the kids' pajamas.

[ rumbling]

Uh-oh, what's Mr. Wizard
working on now, Deed?

Stu's building an animatronic
Reptar for the parade.

So, Betty...

why the sudden interest
in my hair, anyway?

Yeah, hold on to
your briefs, buddy

'cause Howie and I
are setting you up.

[ gasp]
With a woman?

Of course!

Oops, I better go whip up
a plate of hors d'oeuvres.

She'll be over
here any minute.

But Chuckie and I have plans
for a craft project tonight.

Oh, Didi, do something.

I'm not comfortable
with blind dates

or any dates
for that matter.

[ drilling and crashing
in background]

Charles, maybe it wasn't
such a good idea

for Betty to surprise you

but I'm sure her friend
is very nice.

Oh, hey,
I almost forgot.

When Lolana gets here

have her take her contacts
out with her toes.

It's a hoot!

[ wheezing]

[ metal tool banging]

[ metal crashes]

Now my daddy's
got funny hair

and a bag on his nose!

You are not the onliest one
with problems, Chuckie.

[ drilling continues]

We can't fit nothing
in our new diapies.

Yeah, they take up
too much room themselves.

Okay, guys.

I think it's time
we figured out a way

to fix all this stuff
that's gone wrong.

But how, Tommy?

Well, let's see.

Um, Chuckie, maybe your daddy
would look more like your daddy

if we gave him a comb.

[ gasps]

I remember what
one of those is.

Combie! Combie!

Here! Here!

Here, Chuckie.

You go comb
your daddy's hair

and we'll find something

you guys can fit
in your diapies.

[ babbles]

[ doorbell buzzes]

There's the man of the hour.

Hey, everybody.

I'd like you all to meet
my good friend Lolana.

[ shouts]

[ hoots]

[ all yelp]

[ barks]

[ gasps]

Hors d'oeuvres, anyone?

N-no-no thanks.

I'm-I'm-I'm not
really hungry.

Then what are we
waiting for?

Let's hit the dance floor!

It looks like
Daddy's going out.

Be good, Chuckie.

[ tires squeal]

Whoa!

That was the twistiest
lady I ever seen!

Chuckie:
Oh, great.

now my daddy's
spending time
with tangly women.

He's never done anything
like that before, Tommy.

This is real bad.

[ phone ringing]

Doesn't anyone around here
know how to answer a phone?

Do I always have
to be the one to go...

Ow! Conflab Reptar!

Hello!

Lou! It's Miriam!

Grandpa:
Hi, what do you want?

I see you're still
the old charmer.
[ laughs]

Will you cut the go-durn racket?

I'm talking on the phone!

[ metal crashes]

Miriam:
I'm all settled in my new digs.

Why don't you swing
by and have a look-see?

It'll have to wait.

I'm boning up on my scooter
tricks for the parade.

I'm leading the Wombat float,
you know.

Well, stop by the Withering Oaks
and I'll introduce you to a guy

who can plop s
in his golf cart.

Lou, this place is for you.

It's got "Lou Pickles"
written all over it.

Put on your glasses, Mim.

It says "Retirement Home."

No thanks.

You're not putting me
out to pasture.

We were supposed to paint faces
on the acorns tonight.

I wish I never
hearded about fall.

Yeah, this stinks.

Hey, guys, I know

things haven't been
going too good, lately

but I bet you anything

that they're going
to get better.

[ thunderous crashing]

[ all yelp]

[ drilling stops]

Sorry about that, Pop.

Gee, Tommy, your
grandpa's face

is turning
a funny color.

That would be
magenta.

Miriam:
Hello, Lou, are you there?

For crying out loud,
would you say something?

That does it!

Mims, find me an apartment.

I'm moving out!

Miriam:
Hello, are you there? Hello?

Did you hear that?

Your grandpa's going
to move, Tommy.

Now do you believe
Angelica's right?

Oh, this changing stuff
is the worstest.

Grandpa's moving?

That's all for now,
but stick around

if you want to see some
of tomorrow's episode.

I can't believe my
grandpa's really leaving.

Oh!

Ow!

Whoa!

[ babbles]

I got you!

[ siren blares]

Grandpa:
You and your conflab inventions!