08x06 - Sister Act/Spike's Nightscare/Cuddle Bunny

[bunniefuu]

[ kids laughing]

[ snoring]
[ yells]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barking]

[ kids giggling]

[ yells]


DIDI:
Oh, look! isn't that darling?

We should get pictures of all
the kids.

Oh, Dee, that's great...
whatever.

[ cel phone rings]

Howdy-do?

It's me, Mr. Smiles,
the fun-zo popping clown.

[ whimpering]

Don't look at me.

Please, don't look at me!

Isn't this the best-looking
bunch of youngsters

I've ever seen.

How about we take
some pictures
of all of you?

Yeah! Pictures!

Can you show Mr. Smiles
all the brothers
and sisters

so we can take some
swell family snapshots?

Sure.

There's Chuckie
and Kimmie

Phil and Lil

Tommy and Dil

then me and... me and...

Oh.

It's picture time.

Everybody say,
"Five minutes till lunch break."

[ flash pops]

[ flash pops]

[ flash pops]

[ laughs nervously]

[ flash pops]

Great-- me and nobody.

[ laughing]

[ slurping]

[ giggles]

I can't believe it.

I'm the only one that doesn't
have a brother or sister.

Come on, Cynthia,
we got to go make this right.

Hi, Daddy.

I want a brother
or sister

and I want one now!

[ coughs]

Uh... Angelica, um...

[ groans]

Hey, maybe you and Drew
should check out

the Tunnel of Love,
eh, Char?

[ laughs]

Angelica, Angelica,
sweetheart, listen.

We'd love to make you one

but babies don't just
happen, honey.

They take a lot of...
work.

And, well, right now Mommy's on
a business call

and I'm eating a...

I can't share
with nobody.

I can't ride
with nobody.

I'm tired of always
being left out

and I don't like it!

Okay, okay.

Now, look, look, uh...

I promise I'll talk
to your mother.

Now just relax.

Oh, look!

Look-- Totland!

Well, if you're not going to do
anything about it, I will!

I know how to get me
some brothers and sisters.

Hi, Daddy.

You know what would
make me very happy?

Angelica, I thought
we went over this.

A baby's just not poss...

Five Super Squishies
for all my adorable
little baby friends.

[ springs squeaking]

I've got a surprise for you all.

I got each of you
a Super Squishie.

It's going to be
a slippie!

[ giggling]

Whoa!

Something's wrong.

Angelica never gives
anybody anything.

Sometimes she gives me

that twisty feeling
in my tummy.

You know, I don't think
Angelica's as mean

as everybody says.

What?!

Oh... guess I am
kind of nice, huh?

So since I'm so nice

I got the wonderfulest news.

One of youse got a chance to be
my brother or sister!

So everybody put
your toys away

and get ready to have
some fun

with your brandliest
new sister.

ANGELICA:
Stand still!

Eyes front!

Hmm.

Who's it going to be?

Tommy Pickles--

you're already
my cousin

and blood is sicker
than water.

I pick you!

[ gasps]

Angelica, thanks
for picking me and everything

but, uh, I don't know
about this.

Being a family
is kind of...

Oh, Brother!

Oh, brother.

[ arcade machines dinging]

Do you know what would make me
very happy?

That big Cynthia house?

It's called
the Cynthia Beach Bash.

All you have to do is win
a millionty hundred tickets.

Angelica, all I ever
winded is a little ring.

Nobody can win that.

Want to bet?

[ moaning]

[ bells dinging]

Angelica, is this going
to get us in trouble?

How can they be
mad at a cute little
brother like you?

[ bells dinging]

[ grunts]

Oops.

Sorry, Angelica.

Sorry?!

I need that ball
to win the beach house.

Out of my way!

[ grunting]

Young lady!

Whoa!

[ grunting]

[ growls]

You can forget about
being my brother.

ANGELICA:
Good news--

brother/sister job is still
available.

Since you're
my newest sister

I'll be more than happy
to teach you how to swing.

You would?

I've been wanting to learn
forever

but no one teached me.

That's a-cause

there's a lot of laws
about swinging.

Like before you can swing

you have to learn
the magic of pushing.

It is so much fun!

Now, the trick is
to push as hard
as you can

so the person
can go high.

Okay, Angelica, how's this?

I said push hard!

[ screams]

And you call yourself
a little sister?!

You're fired!

Okay.

Hmm...

Who should I pick next?

I think I know.

Welcome to the wonderful world
of sister Angelica.

Thanks.

So what do you
want to do first?

The first thing
I'm going to do is

go down the slide
over and over

without nobody else
taking a turn.

[ giggling]:
Oh...

That's funny, Angelica.

How are you going to do that?

I'm not; you are.

One of the most important jobs
a brother can have

is making sure his sister
is having a good time.

So you're not going to let
nobody on the slide 'cept me.

Um, I don't know, Angelica.

Won't all the other kids
push me out of the way

and then I'll fall
and get a scrapey

and be crying really loud?

Nah, it'll be real fun.

Remember--
keep everybody off.

But... Angelica!

Whee!

Yippee!

Keep everybody off.

Out of the way!

Hello, kid that's
bigger than me.

If it's all right with you,
I'd like to point out

that the swing set has
nobody on it right now.

See that--
there's nobody on.

Move it!

No! I'm going to get in trouble
with the boss--

I mean, you know, the sister,
my sister.

Angelica, he's
not going to stop!

[ both screaming]

[ both grunt]

[ growling]

You can't be mad
at a brother, right?

Guess again.

[ spits]

[ kids laughing]

What's the matter
with you babies?

Don't any of you want to honor
of being my brother or sister?

Uh, it's not that,
Angelica.

It's just that we already gots
brothers and sisters.

I... I got to go now.

I got...

my other friends to play with.

CHUCKIE:
Wow, Tommy

I didn't know Angelica was here
with other friends.

Yeah, I don't see them
anywheres.

I think that's 'cause she's...

making them up.

Oh... poor Angelica!

TOMMY:
Hmm, I better go talk
to her.

Three, six, ...

Hey, Angelica, where is
everybody?

Um, they're hiding.

Ready of not, here I come!

Angelica, I was thinking.

You know how you don't have any
brothers and sisters?

Don't remind me.

Well, you do kind of boss
us around a lot.

And...

And bossing people around
is a big-sister job

so in a ways, you're kind of
like a big sister to all of us.

Hey, that's right, Tommy.

I kind of am a big sister!

Come on

let's go tell everybody
the good news.

Listen up, babies.

Tommy says I'm so bossy

all you guys are
my brothers and sisters!

Is this a good thing?

Sure it is.

Everything's the same as afore.

Now you can take
a picture

of me and all my
brothers and sisters.

We're ready!

Everybody say,
"Five minutes till lunch break."

ANGELICA:
To-dah!

[ kids exclaim]

[ cheering]

[ cheering stops]

[ fanfare plays]

New law, number eleventy:
you will call me Queen Angelica

or Your Royal Highestness
or Angelica the Great.

[ dog whimpers]

[ shouts]:
Quiet, babies!

[ dog whimpers]

[ growls]
It's not us, it's Spike.

[ whimpering]

His feets are going

but he's not moving
nowhere.

That's because
he's sleeping.

Oh, I bet Spikey is having
a nightscare.

That's it!

Chuckie's right.

Oh!

I hate nightscares.

Poor Spikey.

[ panting]

[ gobbling]

[ whimpering and gobbling]

[ whimpers]

[ gobbles]

Oh, what are
we going to do?

I guess we've gots
to make Spike feel safe

so he's not ascared
no more.

I know!

Let's all bring over
something to help him.

If it's okay with the queen.

I do so commanded it.

Here you go, Spikey.

Sometimes I use this
to make me feel safe at night.

[ Spike panting,
kids cheering]

[ dog yipping]

[ panting]

[ panting]

[ snoring]

[ kids laughing]

PHIL:
Here, Spike

you can have one
of our bobbles

'cause they make us
feel gooder.

And we don't
even care

if you gets your
doggie juice on it.

Actually we kind of like it.

Here's Super Thing.

He'll protect you
from anything.

All right, babies,
move out of the way.

I ain't never had
a nightscare

but one of my royal
subjects told me

that sometimes
a night light helps.

[ whimpers]

Hmm, well, it works for me.

When I'm ascared
in the dark

my mommy plays this.

It makes me feel
all better.

TOY:
♪ Rock-a-bye, Tommy

♪ He's a great Pickle...

[ music continues]

[ gobbling]

[ kids cheer]

We did it!

We helped Spikey!

[ Spike barks]

I got to handle
to you, Pickles--

you know your doggie.

[ dogs yowl]

CHAS:
Wow! Build Your Own Spore Farm.

Thank you, Irving.

Topnotch
birthday gift.

CHAS:
Edwin, you think I could play
with that for a sec.

[ kids laughing]

Look, I'm Lil.

[ slurping]

Kimi, what ya doing?

Seeing if this tastes
like chocolate.

You're not supposed
to eat paper, Kimi.

Hey, guys, guess what.

Tommy's daddy's gots
a fun surprise for us.

Go see. It's inside.

Oh, Stu, I thought
you were going to get
a Reptar piñata.

I'm sorry, Deed,
they didn't have any.

It was either
this donkey

or a three-legged aardvark.

STU:
Oh, they're going to hate it,
I just know it.

It's the most beautiful thing
I ever saw.

What is it?

It looks like a pony.

No, you guys,
can't you see?

He's a bunny.

Ooh, I guess you're right.

He sort of looks
like a bunny.

We gots to give him
a name.

How about "Herman?"

Or "Spotty Tummy Bunny?"

We could call him
"Carrot Breath."

Well, he's got
floppy ears

and he's really cuddly.

How about "Cuddle Bunny?"

[ all agree]

Come on, Cuddle Bunny, let's go
practice our cartwheelies.

[ giggling]

It looks like Kimi
made friends

with the peanutter.

[ gasps]

Cuddle Bunny is a peanutter?

What's that?

Remember Angelica's
birthday party?

[ gasps]
Do I?

That was the time Angelica
popped my balloon animal.

[ sobbing]:
I miss Polly Poodles!

[ crying]:
Why, oh, why?

Oh, Chuckie,
don't you remember?

A peanutter is not
something you cuddle.

It's a thing you... you...

STU:
Hey, Deeds.

I've got the perfect stick

for smashing that
piñata wide open.

Oh, no!

What are we
supposed to do?

I gots an idea, you guys.

Come on.

WOMAN:
Now, according to Edwin's
party itinerary

there's the chess tournament,
the poetry reading

and then the trigonometry
triathlon.

Great. I brought
my own chess pieces.

This is the year
I take Edwin down.

[ giggles]

When can we do the piñata?

I want to see
the looks on the kids' faces

when we bust it apart and
the candy comes flying out.

I love you, Cuddle Bunny.

Hi, Kimi.

Want to play?

We can play hide-and-go-peek.

Nah.

But it will be fun.

We can hide
Cuddle Bunny

and you can go
look for him--

later, like tomorrow.

I've got a better idea.

Everybody, welcome
to Cuddle Bunny Land.

Wow! Everything's pokie-spotted.

[ cheering]

Isn't this great,
Chuckie?

It's the funnest place
I've ever been at.

These sprinklies

looks good enough
to drink.

[ all exclaim]

[ all cheer]

[ kids gasp]

Boy, have I got
a surprise for you kids.

Tommy, where's your daddy
taking Cuddle Bunny?

Uh, don't worry, Kimi,
we'll get him back.

[ Stu groaning]

What's he doing to Cuddle Bunny?

Uh, he's just giving him
a little ride.

[ Stu groans]

Okay, guys, it's almost
time for the piñata.

What's going on?

Uh, we've got some
bad news, Kimi.

Kimi, Cuddle Bunny
is a peanutter.

What's that?

It's an animal

who's gots nummy candies
inside his head

and his feets and his belly.

Wow! Cuddle Bunny's got
candy inside?

How do we get it out?

STU:
Oh, yeah!

[ gasps]

Go ahead, Chuckie

here's the stick.

Now, give it a good smack.

[ gasps]

Looks like Chuckie's
a little shy.

Kimi, why don't you try it?

Okay, I guess
that's not going to work.

All right, kids, stand back.

Let me show you how it's done.

Cuddle Bunny!

I can't look.

It's Polly Poodles
all over again.

WOMAN:
Stu, look!

Edwin and his friends
built a laser!

Whoa! This I got to see.

Come on! We gots
to save Cuddle Bunny!

Let's go.

[ grunting]

[ laughing]

Okay, you guys

I'm going to get
Cuddle Bunny down.

[ grunts]

Whoa!

I'll do it.

[ grunts]

[ kids scream, then cheer]

[ crying]

Cuddle Bunny!

Are you okay?

Just give him some
room to breathe.

[ all crying]

Huh?

Stu, I think we have
a little problem.

Don't worry,
I know where the tape is.

[ kids laughing]

Those kids.

Come on, you guys,
we still gots time

to go around the world
with Cuddle Bunny


CHUCKIE:
It's Polly Poodles
all over again!