08x12 - And the Winner Is.../Dil's Bathtime/Bigger Than Life

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08x12 - And the Winner Is.../Dil's Bathtime/Bigger Than Life

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[ kids laughing]

[ snoring]
[ yells]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barking]

[ kids giggling]

[ yells]

[ birds chirping]

[ rattling]

MAN:
Announcing the contestants
in the

Young and Young at Heart
Talent Show

and if I do say so myself

I think we've got a hit!

Ow!

Yucky!
[ giggles]

Finalists in
the senior division

with a grand prize of
an all-expense-paid trip
to Senior World...

Bernice Wibaldi...

Yay!

Dorothy Kaiser...

Francis Canard...

and Lou and Lulu Pickles!

[ cheering and applause]

Yeah,
yeah...

In the junior division

with a grand prize
all-expense-paid trip
to Cynthia Land...

Bethany Francis...

Erin Cosiano...

Colleen Thomas...

Angelica Pickles...

That's me, that's me!

and last
but not least...

Susie Carmichael!

It's who?

ALL: Yay!

[ applause]

I'm glad we both
get to be

in the talent show,
Angelica.

What are you
going to do?

Gee, Susie, why don't
you tell first

what you're going to do?

Let's tell together.
Ready?

BOTH:
Dance!

BOTH:
Dance?!

Uh-oh, I think
we gots a problem.

I'd be happy if either
of us won, Angelica.

I'd be happier
if you won, Susie.

I'd hate it if Susie won!

'Cause she's Susie

and she'd go to Cynthia Land
instead of me!

I ain't going to
let that happen.

[ tango playing]

Eh... eh...

[ cr*ck]

Aah! My back!

Okay, Tommy, I want
your baby binoculars

and I want them now!

[ Grandpa
muttering]

Aha!

You got to hold back
the curtain, Tommy.

There she is,
right across the street.

So... Susie's mommy's
making her a costume.

And it looks like...
oh, no!

Susie's got stripes!

Oh...
and sparkles!

This a total apostrophe!

Uh-oh, drop the curtain!

Wha... whoa, oh...!

Whoa! Oh!

[ grunts]

Yucky!

Whoo, I never saw no one
dance like that afore.

Out of my way, Tommy.

There's a new, more fantastical
costume out there somewheres

and it's got my name on it!

Or it will, once my mommy
gets it for me.

CHARLOTTE:
The designer?
Jacques Chemise.

He did Evie Corman's
bat mitzvah dress, fabulous.

Sparkles! And my name
in gold flambé and...

the cape, mister,
where's the cape?!

[ tango playing]

[ cr*ck]

There she goes again.

Jonathan, you know

I want to be there, but I...

Good morning,
Mrs. Susie's Mommy.

Jonathan,
I'll call you back.

Hi, Lucy.

Isn't this great?

The kids will be able
to include community involvement

on their
college applications.

Oh, Charlotte...
I think the kids

are just here
to have a good time.

Yeah, and since you
don't care who wins

and I don't care
who wins

why do we
practicize together?

Okay, Angelica.

You go first.

Uh... okay.

[ grunting]

Now your turn.

[ grunting]

[ grunting]

[ grunting]

Ooh!

Whoa...

[ both grunting...]

So... that's your routine.

[ laughs]

No... that was
just practicizing.

Oh, um, mine, too.

And of course,
I dance better

with my Cynthia
CD player music.

I have real music.

My mommy's playing
The Star-Spanky Banner

for me on the piano.

She is?!

[ humming]

I got to have
real music!

Susie's mommy's playing
the piano for her dancing.

Oh, is she, Sweetie?

[ speed-dials]

Hello, Jonathan?

Thank you, Mommy!

This music is much better
than some dumb old piano!

[ laughs]

Louder! It's got to be louder!

[ audience murmuring]

[ feedback whines]

Welcome to
the community center's

Young and Young at Heart
Talent Show. [ applause]

Clap hard for your favorites

because our clap-o-meter
will tell us who wins!

[ applause]

I want Susie to win.

I wants my grandpa
and grandma to win.

I think I want
Angelica to win

because when
she don't win

things kind of don't go
too good for the rest of us.

[ music playing...]

[ applause]

[ scattered laughter]

[ applause]

[ laughter]

[ Charleston playing...]

[ cheering and applause]

[ tango playing...]

Whoo! Thataway, Lou!

Let's bring it home.

[ music ends]

[ whistling,
cheering and applause]

Gee, that's a pretty
costume, Susie.

Yours is pretty too, Angelica.

[ taps click]

[ gasps]

These are my new tap shoes, see?

Tap-tap-tap-a-tap-a-tap-tap.

You like them?

Uh... they're all right,
I guess.

Susie, don't put on
your tap shoes
till you go on.

We don't want
any extra noise.

Susie?

Please welcome our next
contestant, Angelica Pickles!

[ applause]

[ orchestra playing...]

[ gasps]

Oh, no, they're gone!

Oh... oh... oh, no...

[ orchestra continues playing]

[ applause...]

Gee, Susie,
what's wrong?

My tap shoes!

I can't find them
anywheres.

Gosh, that's the most
awfullest thing ever.

But you can still
do it, Susie.

I know you'll
think of something.

Angelica, did you...?

Uh...
Hey, Susie, you're on!

Too bad
about her shoes.

Oh, well, got to
practicize my speech.

I wants to thank
the little peoples.

[ intro plays...]

[ playing
"Star-Spangled Banner"]

[ humming along]

Oh!

[ laughter]

[ laughter and applause]

Whoa... ooh!

[ laughter]

[ plays finale]

Ta-da!

Ay... oh!

[ laughter]

[ plays boogie-woogie]

[ laughter]

[ laughter and applause]

This is the bestest
show I ever saw!

[ music ends]

[ laughter and applause]

Way to go, Susie!

[ cheering]

[ applause continues]

[ cheering and applause]

...and in the junior division,
the winner is...

Susie Carmichael!

What?!

[ cheering and applause]

Thanks, everybody.

I especially wants to thank
my special friend Angelica.

I couldn't have done it
without you.

[ chuckles nervously]

[ humming...]

DIDI:
[ sighs] Give me strength.

The dreaded
bath time again?

Stu...

Shh...

I just can't
figure it out.

Tommy loves it.

Why does Dil put up
such a fight every time?

[ sighs]

[ beep, rattling]

Who's my big boy Dilly?

[ fussing]

Yes, you are.

You are going to have
such a good time.

Come on, Dil,
it's just water.

Look at Tommy.

He's having fun.

[ laughing]

[ bell dinging]

Oh...

[ gasps]

[ bell clangs loudly]

[ shouting]

Oh...!

Oh, there's nothing about this
in Lipschitz.

Look, here's a
little water friend

who wants to play
with you.

[ weird squeaking]

[ bell clanging]

Aah!

Tommy...!

Ooh...

Dylan Pickles.

I don't know what's going on
in that little head of yours.

Oh... phew.

But Mommy will make it
all better.

[ sighs]

Ah...

[ laughing]

[ bell clangs]

[ panting]

Phillip...

Doggies' tails
aren't red.

That's his tongue,
Lillian.

Hey, guys...

Look what I found.

Isn't it special?

Where did you
find it?

Digging over there.

It's not a rock.

Um... it's not?

Nope...
it's buried treasure.

Come on, everybody.

Let's go find the rest!

What's the treasure
going to be, Kimi?

Um... there will be the bestest
toys never invented...

and giant ice cream cones!

[ all cheer]

Shh!

What was that?

I bet it was

something really scary

that can fly and
hit you in the head.

[ rumbling]

Uh-oh.

A secret door!

Must go to
the something secret.

[ all grunting]

Ooh...

You sure do good
treasure hunts, Kimi.

Yeah, you're real good
at make-upping.

I'd say thanks,
but I don't gots time.

[ grunting...]

Ooh, you were
right, Kimi!

Yay...!

[ laughing]

This is the bestest
treasure I ever seed!

I was the one
that founded the rock.

I can make stuff up, too,
you know.

Hey, guys,
come quick!

Look what I found!

See this cup?

Mm-hmm...

Yeah...

Well, it's not just a cup.

It's really, um, uh...

even a... bigger cup.

Oh...

I know!

It's a...

big basket
tied to a balloon.

[ wind blowing]

CHUCKIE:
I'm on the ground,
I'm on the ground...

I'm on the ground,
I'm on the ground,
I'm on the ground...

Make it go faster,
Tommy!

Aye-aye,
Captain Kimi!

Which way is the wind blowing,
Phillip?

[ hawks]

Guh!

That way.

I hope this wind
don't bust the balloon

and we all fall from the sky!

ALL:
Whoa!

Hang on!

Oh!

ALL:
Whew...!

Kimi, you saved us!

[ all laugh]

Yeah, Kimi...

I gots to admit...

TOMMY:
More, Kimi.

Don't stop
imaginating.

Okay... so now
we're landing

on a island

and it's
real sandy...

You know, Fifi...

I think everybody
likes Kimi better than me.

But you still like me, right?

[ panting]

Hey!

...and we all
share the prize

of a thousandy
hundred yummies!

Ahem.

Hi, guys.

Uh, I got something else great.

Ooh...

It's a stick.

Yeah, it looks like a stick

but, um, it's kind of
really, uh...

part of a tree
and, um, it's long...

and, uh, well... it, uh...

I know!

Huh!

It must be
a magic wand.

Now, when we get
to the castle

that's where the giant
doggie beast is.

Giant doggie beast,
um, uh, um...

Won't it eat us up?

Not if we rub its tummy first.

[ distant roaring]

[ gasps]

Wh-wh-wh-wh-what was that?

That must be the beast!

Oh, no!

[ growling]

KIMI:
It's really just
a sweet little doggie.

See? It's been
put under a smell

by the wicked queen.

So we gots to
break the smell

to turn it back
into our pal, right?

Ezactly!

I don't know about this, Kimi.

Get ready
to tummy rub!

[ barking, snarling]

[ all yell]

[ growling]

[ whimpering]

KIMI:
We did it!

[ all cheer]

Yay, Kimi!

[ all laughing]

You did good, Kimi.

[ laughing]

Chuckie,
what's the matter?

Nothing I'm going to
talk to you about ever.

Hurry up, Kimi, imaginate
more stuff for us.

See?

I'm not going to have
no friends no more

because you're so good
at making stuff up and...

and I'm not.

Uh-uh, Chuckie.

Uh-huh.

I said uh-uh.

Well... good for you.

Come on, Chuckie.

Okay, now we're all
going somewheres else.

Whoo...
Whoo...
Whoo...

Um... I don't know where to go.

But you always knows.

But not this time.

CHUCKIE:
Um, uh...

I think we should just
go to a nice place

where bad stuff
don't never happen.

Good idea, Chuckie!

LIL:
Ooh... it's so prettyful.

Let's go in,
everybody!

[ door creaks]

Aw... no, this isn't
so much fun yet.

What happens next,
Kimi?

You say, Chuckie.

Um, me? Well...

I don't know.

There's nothing in my head.

'Cept the secret hole in the
floor that we all fall in.

[ all yell]

Then what happens,
Chuckie?

Um, how should I know?

I just hope that we don't see
a big spider

and it looks
like Angelica!

[ screeching]

[ all gasp]

Good one, Chuckie!

Yeah!

It was?

I guess I am good
at making stuff up.

Chuckie stuff.

I say nobody's better
at doing Chuckie stuff

than Chuckie.

Do more, Chuckie!

What's coming now?

Ghosties named Francis?

Monsters with extry toes?

No, even worser.

It's an evil
throwed-away diapey!

[ all scream]

Are we doomed yet?

No, that happens
when the potty dances!

[ sloshing]

Oh...

Whoa...

Ooh, why did I think that?

[ all yelling and laughing]

Which way is the
wind blowing, Phillip?

[ splat]That way.
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