08x13 - Day of the Potty/Tell-Tale Cell Phone/The Time of Their Lives

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Rugrats". Aired: August 11, 1991 - August 1, 2004.*
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08x13 - Day of the Potty/Tell-Tale Cell Phone/The Time of Their Lives

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[ kids laughing]

[ snoring]
[ yells]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barking]

[ kids giggling]

[ yells]

[ water running...]

[ toilet flushes]

[ clanking]

Oh...

Oh...
[ whimpers]

Aah...!

[ continues
yelling]

[ crying]

Chuckie?

[ cries, sniffles]

Then what happened, Chuckie?

And then it made
scary noises

and it took
a big breath

and 'sploded
all over the bathroom!

[ all gasp]

Chuppie...

Just 'cause you put
a broked airplane in it?

Uh-huh.

Why did you want to put
a airplane in a potty anyhow?

Well, it was broked and...

I didn't want to go
my whole life

without putting a plane
in a potty.

[ all murmur agreement]

[ rattling]

[ whirring]

[ whirring]

If my electric plunger
can't fix it, nothing can.

Now it's all mad at me!

Sure sounds that way.

[ whirring]

[ splashing]

[ all scream]

[ grunting]

[ all gasp]

You really did
brokeded it.

[ grunting]

It's such an old toilet.

It's time we traded up.

Well... I suppose.

But it's like losing
a member of the family.

Why are the daddies
putting your potty in the car?

Maybe they're taking it
to a fixings place.

I didn't mean to broked it.

Yeah. Tell that
to the potty.

[ Dil babbling]

[ laughing]

Okay, kids.

Let's all
get in the van

for a little ride.

[ clanking]

[ clanking]

Sorry, potty.

It don't look
fun to be broked.

Does it miss
the bathy tub and sink?

And the peoples that
come to visit it?

I said I was sorry!

Could we talk about something
'sides the potty?

I don't even like looking at it.

[ honks horn]

Aah!

[ honks horn]

[ squeaking...]

That is
one big potty.

That over there
is where we drop off
the little squirmers.

Ah...

Oh...

And if they get fussy,
be sure and page us.

Oh, don't you worry.

Kids love
our endutainment cubicle.

[ tools laughing and singing,
music playing]

If this is funny,
I'm not laughing.

Hey, guys, look it!

KIMI:
I never seed

nothing like that afore.

Follow me!

[ all gasp and exclaim]

It's like my daddy.

Come on, let's see
what other stuff's in here.

[ babies laughing]

Uh-huh.

Huh... huh... huh...

It's just a bunch
of broked stuff.

MAN [ on p.a.]:
Special on paint, aisle .

That one wasn't broked.

It makes a man talk!

[ all gasp]

What's all those potties doing?

They don't look so brokeded.

They all looks alike.

Like Phil and Lil
if they was potties.

Like a parade.

Only they's potties.

Uh... Chuckie?

What if the potty
you broked

telled those potties
what you did?

[ gasps]

Aah...!

[ all gasp]

ALL:
Aah...!

Oh...

what are we going
to do, Tommy?

We gots to find

a place to hide!
This way!

[ grunting and panting]

Hey, what's this?

ALL: Aah...!

It knows where we are!

LIL:
And where we live!

Why a airplane?

Why not a sock?

I don't know why!

It was just a accident.

Not really.

KIMI:
Uh, everybody...?

Is it me

or is that wall
closing?

[ yelling...]

Open up, wally!

Uh-oh... I feel like when I eat
too many treats on a car trip.

Oh, me, too.

[ bell dings]

[ all grunt]

Why did we go boomety
all together?

That's it...
easy does it.

Come on back.

Come on...
whoa...

[ all gasp]

That's it...
okay.

[ screams]

[ all scream]

[ bell dings]

Too... many... potties.

Maybe you should
go back to diapies.

[ bell dings]

BOTH:
Aah!

CHUCKIE:
Oh, I wish...

I just gots to find
my daddy.

But how?

This place
is jargantic!

Last time I saw the grownups

they was
by the big monkey.

CHUCKIE:
No way we can
get over there

without getting
smooshed!

Oh, yes, we can,
Chuckie.

Okay, everybody, forward munch!

Phillip.

[ Dil babbling]

What's got into you, Dilly?

Is it the sale prices?

I don't see the monkey
no more.

BETTY [ on TV]:
Of course an electric lathe

is not the tool
for a weekend woodworker.

[ normal voice]:
Wrong angle, that
puppy will toss you

right out the window.

Maybe my daddy's in there.

[ all gasp]

[ squeaking...]

This one's
the brokest of all.

Oh...
I give up, Tommy.

The potties keep
finding where we are.

But at least these ones
don't come at us.

Unless...

It's just
their nappy time.

Kimi's right.

They're just sort of
standing there.

Maybe they want
something.

From me?

What?

Well, not a airplane.

Phillip...

Just saying...

[ toilet flushing]

Chuckie, you know potties
better than any of us.

What do they want?

Tommy... there's only one thing
a potty ever wants

and I guess I'm
the only one here

who can
give it to 'em.

Ooh...

[ sighs]

I'm going in.

That's my brother
out there.

[ unzips]

Look at him go.

[ toilet flushes]

[ all gasp]

[ alarm blaring]

WOMAN:
Will the parents
of five loose toddlers

please report immediately
to the plumbing section.

Oh, I can't imagine.

They never get out
at home.

What kind of place
are you running?

You know, I'm not sure
babies belong around
power tools.

[ babbles, spits]

[ laughs]

Look! The potties
are getting tied up!

They can't follow us
around no more!

[ all cheer]

I think you founded
your potty, too.

I feel funny about
trading in Old Faithful.

STU:
Come on...

The SynchroFlush

is the latest
in toilet technology.

Ah, she purrs
like a kitten.

I think your daddy
gotted you a new potty.

I guess your old one
is just too broked.

But, uh... but it's the
only potty I ever knowed.

Things weren't
always perfect but...

it was my potty.

Hey, Chuckie...

Kimi, I think
he needs to be alone.

Um... bye, potty.

I'll miss ya.

Uh, you can keep
the airplane.

It, it's broked
but it's still fun.

Chuckie...

Your new potty
looks good.

[ toilet flushes]

Oh, it will be okay,
I guess.

I just don't want
no problems.

Okay, now listen up...

If you're coming
to my house

here's what I'm
going to do for you

and what you're
going to do for me...

[ Angelica humming...]

[ bell dings]

[ cell phone dialing]

CHARLOTTE:
Hello?

Huh?

Jonathan,
make copies.
Immediately.

[ beeps off]

Hi, Angelica.

[ beeping]

[ rings]

MAN:
You've reached

Mr. John. E. Mergency
Plumbing Service.

For regular emergencies,
press .

For dire emergencies, press .

For super duper
extreme emergencies

that require immediate and
dramatic action, press .

[ beeping]

Angelica dear,
wash up for dinner.

[ phone clatters]

Oh, no...

Oh, I've
got to remember
to call London.

Guess what, Mommy?

Me and Cynthia
were playing and...

[ cell phone rings]

...and we did cartwheels
in the grass and...

That's nice, dear.

Angelica, please
pass the cell phone.

What?!

I said please
pass the celery.

Oh... [ laughs]

[ sighs]

[ cell phone ringing]

CHARLOTTE:
So today...

[ rings]

told me we were...

[ rings]

[ beeping]

as early as...

[ rings]

Really? That's...

[ ringing]

[ ringing and beeping]

[ laughing,
distorted ringing...]

[ louder ringing...]

[ banging...]

All right, already!

[ silence]

Here it is!

Here's your dumb phone!

It's all broked!

Angelica...

That battery's
always coming off.

It's not broken.

Uh... good...

'cause it's not like
I was using it or nothing.

[ sirens wailing]

[ tires squeal]

MAN [ on p.a.]
Please remain in your homes.

Stage nine toilet emergency
in progress.

[ yelling]

Let's go, let's go!

We came the minute we
got your call, ma'am.

Call? What call?

Um...

[ distorted ringing
and laughter...]

[ screaming...]

[ chirping and cawing]

[ squeaks]

KIMI:
Chuckie...

this is Superthing's
secret jungle.

You can't be here.

Uh, but we're having
the bestest time.

Reptar's climbing a mountain
and we need you

to be Robosnail!

Ruckie!

[ babies laughing and yelling]

Aah...

If I don't finish my
a*t*matic shoe-shining machine

by the end of the day

Foot Soot Incorporated
will never buy it!

Don't worry. There won't
be any interruptions.

Good afternoon,
Uncle Stu.

Oh...

Look what I gots!

A fantastical new Cynthia watch!

[ ooh-ing and ah-ing...]

Yucky!

They call it a watch

'cause you watch it
to know what time it is.

My mommy watches her watch
a lot.

Good, then you know...

a-a-ahem...
it's : o'clock.

Time for you to get me
a cookie, Tommy.

I don't see

a cookie, Angelica.

Listen, you babies got to do

what the watch says or...

or... hmm...

or I'm going to put you
in... timed out!

[ all gasp]

Okay, Angelica...
no timed out.

I'll get you a cookie,
just like the watch says.

That's more like it.

[ babbling excitedly]

Accordion to
my Cynthia watch

it's a hundred after .

Time for Chuckie
to give me the ball.

Oh, look at the time.

Eleventy-two bazillion.

You know what that means.

[ munching]

How many more times
can Angelica tell us
to do stuffs?

My Cynthia watch
says it's time for Lil

to get me some candy.

Uh, maybe now it's
time for us to stop?

Well, I do gots to go
to the bathroom..

[ blows raspberry]

Mmm!

[ snickers]

We gots to do stumpthing
to stop her!

I'll ask her.

Angelica?

[ toilet flushes]

[ humming...]

Angelica, wait!

I don't gots time to talk.

I got lots of orders
to give afore I go home.

Hmm...

[ grunting]

Uh, Angelica...

we gots
something to say.

Yeah, well, spit it out!

[ both spit]

Eww...!

Angelica, we, uh...

we don't like doing
all your stuffs

and being bossied around
all the time.

Well, too bad, 'cause
as long as I gots my...

Aah! It's gone!

It is?

It is!

That's really too bad.
[ laughs]

I'm going to find it,
and when it's back on my arm

you babies are going to
get back to work!

[ cheering]

We're freed!

[ chuckling]

STU:
Deed...

This is awful.

We're running
out of time.

Why are we running
out of time?

Maybe 'cause Angelica's
watch is losted.

Yeah... and if her watch
is losted

it's never going to be time
for her to go home!

We'll have to live
with Angelica forever!

[ all scream]

Angelica's watch isn't losted.

I hid it.

In the most safest place ever.

That's great, Kimi.

Where is it?

In the... the...

Oh, boy, I forgotted
where I hided it.

We gots to look
everywhere Kimi went

so's we can find
that watch!

Oh, goodness... the way
this day is going

the kids might not
get their snack time.

[ blows raspberry]

No snack time?

That's worse than Angelica
never going home.

I needs my juice, Phillip.

Come on!

We gots to look harder!

[ grunts]

Kimi, uh, don't exactly
think like everybody else.

If Kimi don't
think like us

then we gots to think
like Kimi

to find that watch.

Uh... uh...

Aah...!

My turn to think
like you, Kimbi.

Come on!

Aah...!

Cynthia watch! I need you!

[ Dil cooing]

Sorry, Dil, we've got
no time for fun.

[ Dil crying...]

[ all gasp]

No time for fun?
Ever again?

I like snack time.

I like lots of times.

[ crying...]

[ crying...]

[ all crying...]

We can't give up.

Now, I'm finding that watch!

Who's coming with me?

We're doomed!

Wait.

You didn't think
like Kimi, Chuckie.

You're our lastest
chance!

Oh, no...

I can't do it, Tommy.

Just 'cause she's my sister

don't mean I know
her bestest, secretest

hiding places!

[ squeaks]

I know...

If I was Kimi,
I'd hide the watch...

right here!

You did it, Chuckie!

You thinks more like me than me!

[ all gasp]

My beautiful Cynthia watch
has come back to me!

Foot Soot called
and canceled the order.

Now I've got
plenty of time.

Great.

We gots time again?

[ Angelica gasps]

Kids... get ready
for snack time!

[ babies cheer]

Yay, snacks!

Oh, wow...

We did it!

We gots our time back!

Snack, snack, snack, snack...

Whoa! You babies
got to do what I say

while I still gots time!

So... after your
little snack

you got to brush my hair,
push me in the wagon

give me toys...

Guess we gots
the bestest of times...

and the worstest
of times.

[ yelling and cheering]

CHUCKIE:
Tommy, there's only one thing
a potty ever wants.
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