Una...
Unacceptable.
Mm...
Un-unacceptable.
Unaccepta...
Aaah! Lemons!
Whew!
Gunter?
You-You having a bad dream?
Gunter?
Oh, my glob.
Hello, Simon.
Aaaaaah...
oh, lady!
Hi.
Wait,
you don't remember me?
Oh, man.
I'm so sorry.
I stalk a lot of ladies.
Were you at
shelby's barbecue?
Huh. Looks like you've
lost it all the way.
You've crossed
the valley of tears
and come out the other side
but a shadow.
Oh, thanks.
Well, all the better
for you to submit.
I like where this is going.
Don't resist.
Sell your spirit
to the skies.
Surrender to
the Empress eyes.
Empress, my darling!
My great eternal love!
How can I serve you?
Bring me blood.
At once!
Alley-oop!
Weh-weenk!
Oh, oh,
this is so sad.
Here you go, my love.
What's this?
Don't you have any human?
Humans? Well, Finn's
the only human around here.
Try a penguin.
Wenk!
Ugh.
You know, Empress is
a kind of penguin,
and your name is Empress.
That's kind of cool,
right?
Bleh.
Tastes like cheese water.
Where's
the top-drawer stuff?
Oh, uh, don't be like that,
honey-poo.
I'll fix it.
I'll do anything for you.
Bring me the blood
of Finn!
Okay.
Oh, look.
I've gotten to my bit.
"Today I met a super-pretty
cyclops lady with fangs.
She told me to eat
a fat boulder, and I did it."
Ha!
I'd forgotten that one.
The Empress!
Vampiyah,
I'm gonna kick yah
Vampiyah,
I'm gonna lick yah
Vampiyah...
Aah!
Uh-oh.
It's PB's outside clock!
Ahh.
You did a tremendous job
guarding the cabin, Jake.
But it looks like
you need to be relieved.
Yeah, I need relief.
PB still working on
new vampire-busting gear?
Yeah,
but she's almost done.
No sign of Marceline,
though.
I think she ditched us to
fight the vampires by herself.
Solo-style.
We'll go look for her after
pb's device is up and running.
So, how did you
pass the time?
Patted my laps
and made some rhymes.
Stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop
stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop
is that PB's outside clock?
Sittin' on the stoop
- stoop, stoop
- looks like it's been staked.
- Sittin' on the stoop
- What did you do?
Awww.
I heard a loud snap,
and my vampire-hunting
reflexes kicked in!
Dude, that was her
Uncle Gumbald's outside clock.
Yeeegh! She doesn't have
to know I broke the clock.
Let's blame it on
the vampires!
Or we can hide it!
Whoo!
Problem solved?
Yeah?
WhOoop!
Echoed voice: Snap!
Aaah! What was that?!
Vampiyah!
Aah! Aah!
Hyah! Hah!
Snap, snap,
snapping branches for fun
oh, ho, ho,
this is riveting.
"The Empress is so nice.
Today she let me Polish
her boots with my tongue.
That's almost like
kissing, right?"
Hey!
Who's my hunny bunny?!
Simon!
Marceline!
What has she done to you?
Did she bite you?!
Hey, calm down.
You're destroying the mood.
I'm trying to get her
to bite me later.
Minion!
Honestly, I'm standing
right here
as you collude against me
with my sworn enemy.
It's a bit rude.
- Sorry.
- Eh!
Stake!
Yeah!
Finn?
I got your back,
Marceline!
Hwah!
Huh? Ow.
How dare you stake
my back?
I was aiming for
your heart!
Ice King,
bind the interlopers in ice.
Heh.
Let's keep it down, huh?
My baby's resting.
- Aaaaaah! No way!
- Waaaaaaah!
Shush!
Simon, you have to resist
the Empress!
But she's a woman.
Aha! Ohh.
She's a vampire!
I hunt vampires
because of you!
Because of me?
How my life was without you
I thought my life
was through
I could barely
stay on my feet
and I couldn't find much
to eat.
Every so often,
I'd make a sad tone
because I felt so,
so alone.
I missed you
by my side.
I was so lost
without you as my guide.
Then one day, I thought
I saw you from far away,
but it wasn't you when
he turned around to say.
Hello to the little girl
running up to him,
also to his wife,
The day was getting dim,
I wanted to get close,
and to talk to the couple.
Then I saw a vampire
about to cause them trouble.
I destroyed the vampire enemy,
but I'd scared away the family.
Mem-Mem-Memories.
Mem-Mem-Mem-Memories.
Mem-Mem-Mem-Mem Memories.
Mem-Memories.
Staking vampires,
protecting
the last remaining humans,
it felt like I was
protecting you.
It was the only thing
that brought me happiness
during those years.
Oh, Marceline!
Simon?
A-Are you remembering?
Pa-chazz!
Shmowzow.
Please, Simon!
Remember our history!
Our what now?
- Oh.
- Ho, ho, ho, ho! Marceline.
I heard everything.
I was invisible.
All your tiresome
mortal emotions,
they'll all be over soon.
Minion, I order you
to k*ll Marceline.
Whaaa? No way.
She's my pal!
Are you disobeying me?
Hey, it's called
real talking.
1,000 years later
- and you still can't get
- Here's our chance!
Anything right, can you?
Please, baby,
don't say that.
Yes!
You're my thrall.
- I am enthralled by you!
- You distract the Empress.
Squeeze!
Yaaaah!
Ha!
- No!
- Heuk!
Drat.
Aaaaaaaah!
You got this comin'.
No!
Simon,
what are you doing?
Let me go!
If you want to hurt my lady,
you'll have to go through me!
Uuuuuugh!
Now, oaf! k*ll her!
Sweetie, there's no need
to raise your voice.
What?!
Okay, that's it.
Turn and look at me.
Oh!
Are we gonna gaze into
each other's eyes again?
You must fall deeper
under my spell.
Sell your spirit to the skies.
I can see myself
in your pupils.
Hee-hee.
You're not even hypnotized.
At all.
Them gigantic
sparkly orbs of yours
could hypnotize
an earclops.
So, you're not.
Eh-heh, no.
You
stupid donkey.
B-But honey,
wh-why you being so mean to me?
Because you're too thick
to even fall under my spell.
And you got no class.
Oh, so you're doing that?
You're gonna start
name-calling?
You want to play
the blame game?!
Okay!
Well, if you weren't
so perfect
and... and pretty...
And statuesque and... And...
Come on, Simon.
It's over.
It's gonna be okay, man.
Nope, nope.
This way. This way.
Come on. Let's get you
some ice cream.
That's the last time you're
gonna toy with his heart.
Psht!
If you really cared about him,
why'd you let him degenerate
into this pathetic
clown character?
He used to have more of
a silver-fox thing going on,
with his hair
and those cute glasses.
He was happier then,
you know.
When he was serving me.
Aaaaaaah!
Dang, girl.
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aah!
Gah!
Open those peepers!
Eat a stake!
Huhn... No!
!Ugh! Ha, ha, ha!
I don't understand this.
Marceline!
Yeah, you're welcome!
Hunh...
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Um... Marceline?
All right.
I shouldn't have tried to
go it alone with the vamps.
From now on,
we'll do this team-up style.
Okay, team.
You're still invisible.
Oh! Heh... Whoops.
Oh!
Hm.
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