♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on,
grab your friends ♪
♪ We're going to
a very distant land ♪
♪ With Finn and Jake
and Marceline ♪
♪ And Princess Bubblegum ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Episode Title:
"May I Come In?"
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
6 and 19...
One vampire... pbht!
Two vampire...
pbht!
Jake, check me out...
I'm a self-sufficient
Mountain man.
No!
Don't put that biz
in your mouth, man!
They could be booby-trapped
or poisoned or...
Whoa, chill, Jake.
These pearls were dropped
by the moon.
Her main power is
accelerated healing.
It'll be like fighting
a cutting board.
Hmm...
Okay.
Anyways, we should try
to find her before...
No!
- I'm gonna get you!
- Come on!
- See, Marcy?
- Isn't vampire
hunting better
with friends?
Yeah, I guess.
I'm just glad Simon is okay.
Anyway...
I don't care how easy
this vamp supposed to be.
We should hole up somewhere
before the sun goes down...
It's down. Great.
Yep, let's get going.
My vampire thingy
is indicating
high levels of
vampire junk in...
This direction.
Come on!
Aah!
Ha ha!
Stop, please!
Don't be such a nerd,
crunchy.
Hunting is the most royal
of sports!
The people expect it of
their princess-king.
I don't think
that's tr... ow!
Ahhh!
After him, haydancy!
Come on, crunchy, it's dark.
Let me tie you up.
Aha!
Good growling, crunchy.
All right,
that's a bit much.
Whoa, girl! Oof! Ugh!
Oh, no... stop!
Shush up!
Huh?
Oh!
It's... it's okay.
Animals can't climb trees.
That's what separates us
from them.
Ha!
Dumb, lowly animals.
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
Marceline...
Where is she?
Oh, boy!
I-I wish I knew!
No love lost there,
am I right?
Tell me everything.
Okay, okay!
I grew up poor... dirt poor.
The other kids called me
lil' bubbles
because we couldn't
afford a bathtub.
Sure, I try to act the way
wealthy peeps are suppos...
Shut up!
Tell me where to find
Marceline!
Yeah, sure!
Well, she hangs out with
that Princess Bubblegum.
- You know her?
- Well, she has
a nice little
cabin by the, uh...
I'll draw you a map!
Crunchy, do you have a pen?
Tell me you have a pen.
Oh! Uh
Oh, this darn zipper...
Oh, brother.
May I come in?
Aah! Ah ha ha!
You're one of those old
fashioned revenants, aren't you?
You can't come in
unless I invite you in!
What do you think
would even happen
if you just
walked in here, huh?
You're so dumb,
you sad old relic.
How 'bout some garlic?
Hmm.
You dumb vampire!
Ah.
Wait!
Don't go that way!
Oh! Look!
I'm out of the house!
Come back!
Come back!
Back, back, back, back!
He's not coming back.
Yo, guys?
Pep says we got
an incoming vamp.
What?!
- Is it "the moon"?
- Doubt it.
She's more of
a hide-and-seek type.
So what's the plan
for this chump?
Given that he can see
in the dark probably
and could come from anywhere
at any time
and... suck
the flesh off our bones!
They could ambush us
like right n...
Ahh!
I feel refreshed!
Are y'all hunting wabbits?
Man!
I can't believe they just...
Left me here.
All unarmed
and tethered like this.
Boy, my neck sure is hot.
This baby needs
to get some air.
Let's do it.
Back off!
What are you gonna
turn into next,
a puppy, a baby goose?!
I'm a... pbht!
Vampire! Pbht!
Ah!
Hierophant!
Pbht.
Green light.
Ugh!
Geez,
aren't you cold up here?
Don't people
wear coats anymore?
I've got a propo...
Oof!
Oh! Surprise.
Marceline, wait!
Marceline!
Jake, gather up all the stakes
you can find.
On it!
Hey, Finn, catch!
Yes!
Toots! Where'd he go?
Finn, heads up!
Try this!
Finn, I'm helping!
How about this?
Use one of these stakes!
Lsp, stop!
Finn, I got one!
Oof!
- What?!
- Finn!
What is with
all this tacky
plastic rubbish?!
We'll never let you
get to her!
Oh!
You dunderheads!
I can't even deal with all
this modern nonsense!
The rest of you, b*at it!
My blood, man!
I love my blood.
Get in me!
Ohh!
May I come in?
Nope.
Grr!
"Grr"?
Let me in!
- Not gonna happen, man!
- Eek!
What sort
of creature are you?
Uh, I'm a magic dog
with magic blood!
I've got gallons and gallons
of warm red teenage blood,
and you can't have it!
Pbht!
Eh, yeah?
Yeah!
Open up a m*rder-hole,
buddy!
Oh!
Marceline, listen to me.
You will never defeat
the vampire king.
You can't even defeat me
in your current state.
All right,
what do you want?
The truth is, I hate the king
as much as you do.
He's a total dink.
I came looking for you
because I want to team up.
Then you started tempting me
with boy blood
and hurling spiky purple gobs
at me.
Here's the dope...
You need me.
Yeah, okay, girl,
you got this.
I don't know how
it finally happened,
but he must have
let you b*at him.
Am I right?
Ugh!
All right,
say we do work together.
You need to give up
drinking blood.
I'm a vampire!
Drinking blood is kind of
the main thing.
And you can drink red
- just as easy.
- Hmm.
No hurting poor, scared,
blood-filled animals.
Well, then,
I suppose I have no choice.
I'm just going to waste you...
and eat that kid,
because that's what an
old-school vampire does!
I don't want to play anymore!
No!
I wasn't invited!
No!
Geez.
What happened?
Dude was too old fashioned
for his own good.
He just couldn't get
with the times.
Y'all see that?
I k*lled a vampire.
Aah, great!
My plan worked!
Ugh.
I don't feel so hot.
Bye-bye!
Marceline!
Oh, no.
Uh, guys, I'm not feeling
that great eith...
Ugh!
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