07x17 - Angel Face

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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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07x17 - Angel Face

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪


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Episode Title : "Angel Face"

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One free-range humpty dumpty.

Sorry.

Fine aged cheddar man.

Homemade ketchup.

A fresh pepper fart

Dance, parsley.

Face bread.

Special
sentient sandwich.

Mmm... Is that
special sentient sammich?

Bingo.

Made by the BMO.

BMO, you're my little cherub.
You know that?

You made all this
for me, right?

Aaahhh.

Not so fast, Jake!

Naaaw.

The sammiches are yours...
For a price.

What?

I need you to be
my tiny horse for the day,

so I can do my live-action
cowboy role-play adventure.

No way.
Poo deal.

I'll do 20 minutes.

It took me over six hours
to prepare this nosh Jake!

Not to mention the time it took
acquiring the ingredients

through the "special market,"

putting my safety
and my reputation on the line.

Okay, fine, fine.

Three sammiches
for every hour I'm a horse.

Mm...

One sammich per horse-hour,
six-hour minimum.

Deal.

Yippee-ki-yay!

Om!

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

It tastes alive.

Steed yourself, partner.

Okay.

Om.

'Kay.

Oh, come on, man.

You didn't even try.

I did try.
Horses are hard.

How's that?

Eh, it reads.

Steady, girl.

Wha...
Shh, shh, shh.

I'm going to
mount you now.

Hup!

Good girl.

So, what's
the plan anyway, BMO?

The plan is
to punch the toads to the stump

and bring justice
to the peeps!

Ow.

Oh, and by the way, Jake,

from now on,
you can call me... Angel face.

Hyah!

Yow!

I used to be a guy
who ran from glob

with the wind at my back
and the devil on my shoulder.

Now I'm the guy
chasing those guys,

yet the devil is still here,
sleeping in my couch.

BMO, that hurt when you dug
your boots into my side belly.

Are you gonna
apologize or...

Horses do not talk.

Over there! Hyah!

Whoa!

Jackrabbit Johnson.

This guy's wanted
for stealing piglets

from their mothers
while they are feeding.

Makes me sick.

He was last seen
in dead goat gulch.

What do you say, girl?

Want to catch this donkey
and split the reward?

You have 45 minutes left
before my next sammich.

Time's a-wasting!

Hyee!

Hmm.

BMO, I'm tired.

Looks like my horse
needs a rest.

Slow down, horse.

♪ Being a robot cowboy ♪

♪ Is a lonely job ♪

♪ But somebody has to
protect the piglets ♪

♪ I got nobody but my horse ♪

♪ And my friend the cactus guy ♪

♪ It's okay
because I like them a lot ♪

♪ That's okay,
I like being a robot ♪

♪ Cowboy ♪

Be careful, Jake.

This is where
Jackrabbit Johnson's

g*ng of lowlife bandits
lays low.

Hyah!

Bang! Bang!

Put them up, partner!

Hyah!

Pyew, pyew!

Pyew, pyew, pyew!

I want answers!

You can't do this to us!

No answers, eh?
No use to me!

How about you, frisco?

I'm not going to talk.

Why am I talking to you then?!

Hooah!

Yah! Unh!

BMO, what did you do?

It's Jackrabbit Johnson's
right-hand man, tumbleweed terk.

I spent the last three months
building all of this.

Oh, that's
where you been?

Mm-hmm.

BMO gave me
a Finn cake.

Don't talk to my horse,
tumbleweed.

Aah.

Where is
Jackrabbit Johnson?!

I know you know
where he's headed.

I don't know!

Tumbleweed terk's
always the last to know.

It's just like I told the other
bounty hunter, I swear.

I don't believe
a word you say.

Now take a message
to your compadre.

Tell him his pal, angel face,
is itching to get together.

Tell Jackrabbit Johnson
to meet me at dirtwater flats,

just like the old days!

Okay.

Sock citizens of
dead goat gulch, we can rebuild!

Neigh!

Grrr.

Uhh...

I don't remember where
dirtwater flat is.

Better stop
for the night.

We can make
a campfire here.

And we will talk about

what we will do
with the reward money.

No.

It's been fun, BMO,
but it's time to go home

because there are
no more sandwiches.

But I want to finish
the adventure.

Which direction
is the house?

I'm not sure.

Get down!

Getting kicked out of
the guild of assassins... check.

Capturing my first bounty...
Check.

Going to
Finn and Jake's treehouse

and getting revenge...
Unchecked.

Finn and Jake's treehouse? - Mm-hmm.

Who are you, and why
do you want to get revenge?

I... Am... Me-mow!

Me-mow?! Whoa.

You've gotten bigger.

Have we met before?

Finn, is that you?

That's
Jackrabbit Johnson!

Finn?

It is Finn!

Tricked again!

Look...
It's me-mow, BMO.

I don't care.
That's my bounty!

Yaah!

Jake, transform...
Horse!

Whoa, did you have a real g*n
all this time?

I am old enough
to vote.

Hey, Jake, if you
can hear my internal monologue,

I'm going to k*ll you!

Your Daisy days
are over!

I am the whaler
'round these parts!

Huh.

Sounds like
you're out of a*mo.

No, you heard
incorrectly.

Bang, bang, bang!

I'm coming for you!

Ugh!

Blast you,
Finn and Jake and angel face.

This prison cell's
not going to hold me.

Oh?

Hey, Finn and Jake!
I'll get my revenge!

You hear me?!
Revenge!

Hey, BMO, are you sure

you took down
all the wanted posters?

Yes.

Stick 'em up.
Huh?

This bounty
belongs to me!

Get out of here!

Yaah!

Thanks, BMO.

You're welcome.

♪♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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