07x18 - President Porpoise Is Missing!

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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07x18 - President Porpoise Is Missing!

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- Calling all curlys!
- Calling all curlys!

Curly! Curly!
Curly! Curly!

Curly! Curly!
Curly!

Called!

- Yeah!
- All right!

One more, and we'll have
called all the curlys!

I know!

Curly! Curly!
Curly! Curly!

We interrupt this video game

for a special news flash!

- No!
- No!

Agh!
Save game, save game!

That's okay, BMO.
What's the emergency?

Hold please.

This just in...
President Porpoise is missing!

Who's President Porpoise?
Is he real?

He's real,
and he's missing!

Mmm...

He is real!
We video chat sometimes.

We need to find him before
they give the oath of office

to Vice President Blowfish.

That creep!

Okay, let's go find
President Porpoise.

I guess we should ask
Banana Man

if we can borrow
his submarine.

No problemo!

Anything to help the friend
of my friend.

Uh... What are ya doing
behind our couch, neighbor?

Sometimes I get lonely

and need to hear the sound
of other people talking.

We should let it slide
so we can use his sub.

But only if I can go
with you guys.

Nobody steers the
s.S. Inquisitive but me!

Then it's the three of us!

Four!

Five!

Uh... Anybody else?

Okay, let's go!

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As soon as I finish loading
these supplies, we can ship out.

Finn,
you're my first mate.

Nice.

Jake,
you're my morale officer.

You keep our spirits up
while the sub is down.

Dude,
we're both big-sh*t officers!

What's my job, Finn?

You have the most important
job of all, BMO...

To distract Ice King
until we get away.

That decision was good
for morale!

Aah!

Hey! You forgot me
and the cabin boy here!

Hey!

Shh!
We are on the submarine.

What?!
No, we're not!

Yes, see?

Chk, chk, whir.

Beep, beep, beep...

Think we'll see
any beautiful mermaids?

Get serious, lieutenant!
We're in dangerous waters!

Aye-aye, sir!

I'm locking in
the coordinates

for the last-known whereabouts
of President Porpoise.

Aye-aye, sir!

Hey, Jake, do you think
I'm doing a good job,

like, as a first mate
or whatever?

Yeah, man,
you're doing great...

Considering
we're all gonna die.

Wait, what?
We're all gonna die.

You're supposed to be keepin'
our spirits up, remember?

Yeah, but it's so cramped
in here.

Ooh! B.R.B.!

Jake?

Yeah, man, I'm fine.

- I just had to shrink down a little!
- What?

Look at all this room
I have!

- Ha, cha cha cha...
- Whoa!

Jake?!

I'm good!

- What?
- Hey, Finn,

can you come help me

calibrate the windshield
wiper fluid valve?

Whoa, whoa! Whoa!

I'm good!

What?

Look at how small I am.

When did you get
so claustrophobic?

It's a middle-age thing,
I think.

Okay, I guess I can calibrate it
by myself.

Me, too, huh, guys?

You see that?

Will my colleague from
the great kelp forest yield?

Thank you.

The president is missing.
Yes, we all agree.

And while he is missing,

Vice President Blowfish
is acting president.

Again, yes, agree.

But to swear in a new president

while the current one
is missing?

Do not agree!

This is an outrage,
secretary octopus!

Undersea law dictates that
when the clock strikes 5:00,

I become president!

You're not allowed to puff out
in the court of food!

Attention, fish parliament!
We're here to help!

Who and what are you?

Jake, get up here!

Stuck again!

My brother video chats sometimes
with the president.

I'm a good friend
of president porpoise!

Hi.

Oh!

Aw.

Boy, when I first signed up
for this adventure,

I just wanted to
see pretty mermaids.

But now I realize
it's all about the camaraderie

of my fellow sailors,
you know?

I do know.
I had a feeling you'd...

Hmm.
I don't like the look of this.

Everything okay, sir?

No.
We are running out of air.

We need to
surface immediately.

But if we show ourselves
now,

the enemy
will be right on top of us!

Shh!

Please,
just give us a chance!

Just make me president!

Don't trust
these filthy surface boys!

I guess it is kind of weird
that you guys just showed up

and you're not even fish.

We're mammals,
just like President Porpoise!

Yeah, man!
Nerves and fur.

Oh, that's a good point!

Uh, wait!

I demand
this be put to a vote!

Wow, this is intense!

Okay, everyone who thinks
these guys should just go away,

raise your fins or claws
or whatever.

Two, four, five...

And with governor anglerfish,
that's seven.

Oh, eight!
Wow. All right, eight.

And everyone
who wants them to stay

and help find the president?

No one?

Oh, wait.
Representative Sybil.

Well, if that's everyone,
then the final vote is...

Wait!
I haven't voted yet.

Ahh!

Ha! There!
Now it's nine to eight!

The yeas have it.

Finn and Jake,
you have...

20 minutes
to find the president!

They must give
a 20-minute presentation first!

We're on to you,
blowfish!

Stay collected,
lieutenant!

We'll get you home to the
children you speak of so fondly!

It's no good.
My g*ns are barkin'.

Pull yourself together,
lieutenant!

Slap, slap!
I bring my boys home!

Careful,
I bruise easily.

You're acting highly sus,
V.P. Blowfish!

I suspect
you may have had a hand

in Prez Porp's disappearance!

You be quiet!
You're not right!

Okay, guys!
I'm going to go look for clues!

Something about this whole
situation smells fishy!

Ah! Ha ha!

Whoa!

I'm headed out!

Wouldn't say no to company!

President Porpoise!

President Porpoise?

President...

It's like there's
this instruction manual

that explains
how to talk to people

and everyone in the world
got a copy except me.

Oh!
Just, uh, taking a break.

Gonna keep looking!

Uh, what?

♪ We've only just met ♪

♪ We've barely said a word
to each other yet ♪

♪ But already I know that ♪

♪ We fit ♪

♪ Yes, two halves make a whole ♪

♪ And wholes are whole ♪

♪ Like an arm through a sleeve ♪

♪ Or a cup into a movie seat ♪

♪ You haven't said a word
to me ♪

♪ Only just giggled
gleefully ♪

uh, security!

♪ But already I know that ♪

♪ We fit ♪

♪ Yeah, we fit ♪

♪ You're kissing
my space helmet ♪

♪ Aand already I know ♪

♪ That two halves make a whole ♪

This has been so nice.

But I should probably go help my
friends find president porpoise.

Eh, come on,
who cares?

Oh!

But he's your president.

National politics don't really
represent my interests.

Okay.

Talk, Blowfish!
Where's the president?

I don't know where he is!
I'm the president now!

Oh, no, bro!

Do not agree!

Huh?!

President Porpoise!
But where have you...

A three-day weekend?

I don't remember
you mentioning that.

I tied a string to my tentacle
to remind myself?

Nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope...

N... oh!
Well, I'll be!

Isn't it always on the last arm
you check?

Please, Finn and Jake,
when you return to dry land,

tell no one
of our lax record-keeping.

Ah, don't worry,
secretary octopus.

We wouldn't want to
deflate anyone's ego!

Huh?!

Ahh! Oh! Ho! Ha!

My kids
must be worried sick!

Man, I can't understand
a word you're saying.

I said,
where's banana man?

We're getting low on air,
and I'm freaking out.

Uh, maybe there's a radio
or something.

Huh?
Oh! Oh!

Aagh!

You know what, bro?
I'm glad you're here.

'Cause dying together sucks
a little less than dying alone.

♪♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

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