08x04 - Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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08x04 - Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension

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[Mouse squeaks]

[Penguins chirp]

[Screeches]

[All cheering]

[Screeches]

[Quacks]

I "Adventure Time" J“

I Come on, grab your friends J“

J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“

J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I

J“ The fun will never end J“

I It's "Adventure Time" I

[Chimes clinking]

[Chimes clinking]

Naw, I'm good here.

Mom, give me some money.

A Job?

Lunch with who?

Princess Bubblegum?

Do you guys
even hang out anymore?

[Grumbles]

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hey, some kind of sammich.

[Thinking]
This box looks vintage.

It could be worth money.

[Door squeaks]

I Gonna sell a weird box I

I Gonna make some mad bucks I

I Gonna buy some new books I

TV.

TV?

[Poink! Poink! Poink! Poink!]

[Poink! Poink! Poink! Poink!
Poink! Poink! Poink! Poink!]

TV: Hey, Mom,
I ’m going to the market

to sell a secret weird box.

I ate the weird sandwich
from the weird box.

[Echoing] I ate the weird
sandwich from the weird box.

I ate the weird sandwich
from the weird box.

TV!

Weird box for sale!

Hmm.

Sorry, kid.
Maybe if it was a music box.

Hmm.

Now, if it was a candy box,
I could use it.

[Shimmeri]

Get your cukes.
Get your zukes.

Get your hand—woven tuques.

Ohh, people here
are dumb or something.

Hmm.

Whoa!

Give me money, Lee,
and you can have it.

Uh, BTW, my name's TV.

I I've got a new best friend I

I Named Lee I

Lee?

— Ohh!
— Hey, Mom.

[Shatter!]

TV!

[Ripll

[Sloop!]

TV!

[Crystals tininng]

You've got such a cool place,
Lee.

[Bass playing]

Cool? Yes, I am.

How much did this place cost?

[Cellphone ringing]

Hey, what's this thing?

Oh! Uh...

[Chuckles]

TV:
[Chuckles] Yeah.

Whoa!
A Wheelie!

I I've got a new best friend I

LEE: I Named Lee I

[Crystals tininng]

[Shinel]

[Shine! Shine!]

[Chuckles]

[Laughs]

Oh, Lee.

[Laughs]

[WhistIe!]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

ETHEL:
Ding—dong!

Doting parents delivery service.

BOB: Your mother and I
were in the neighborhood.

ETHEL:
One can't live on love alone.

One must also have groceries.

What ever does she see
in such an idiot?

[Both laughing]

Oh, Lee.
[Chuckles]

Whoo—hoo!

Lee...

[Guitar playing]

Lee?

You mean this stolen map?

Lady!

[Chuckles]

[Scoffs]

—[Smooch!]
— Aww.

[Shimmeri]

— [Grunts]
— [Thud]

Hey, what's going on?

Wha...

— [Shimmerl]
— Aah! I

You're leaving?

Do you want any groceries
to take with you?

Okay, but take a purse.
I have tons of them.

No more nose—ring bozo.

Prayer works.

[Crystals tininng]

[Birds chirping]

CINNAMON BUN:
Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, dear!
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

What am I gonna do?!

[Sighs]

[Snoring]

[Crystals tininng]

— Roy!
— Lady!

No, Lee hasn't been here for ——

Hey,hey,hey,
don't go back there.

Aha! Oh.

It's just coffee.
I work here now.

Hey, I —— No, I don't keep
in touch, all right?

I just want to make
a good coffee.

No! My latte!

I don't know.
I'm not into, you know...

I have my own business ——
quality coffee.

That's my Kona!

I'll tell you
all the stuff I know.

There was no sign of you,
so Lee went way underground,

started running with a crew
of revolutionary dogs.

Dogs!
I know, right?

Lee hangs out
at the old bootlegger mansion

with those dogs.

—[Door closes]
— So much anger.

TV:
Hey, Lee.

This is a cool game
being strapped to this wheel.

[Chuckles]

I I've got a new best friend I

I Named Lee I

[Wheel clicking]

Uh...| don't like this.

No, Lee,
why are you doing this?!

[Popll

— Lee!
— Lady?

Mommy!

[Leelaughs]

[Laughs]

TV: Hi, Mom.
How do you know Lee?

BIbIbIbIbIbIbI!

[WarbIe!]

[Laughs]

[Both scream]

Um, okay.

[Screams]

Uh...

It's a good thing
I didn't sell this box.

Yeah, no, I think I'll stay here

in the crystal dimension
for a while.

I want to learn to be cool
like you.

More independent and everything.

Love you, Mom.

[Sighs]

Being independent is awesome.

Do you guys have any food?

I Come along with me I

I And the butterflies and bees I

This party is so crazy!
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