08x13 - Reboot

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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08x13 - Reboot

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[Mouse squeaks]

[Penguins chirp]

[Screeches]

[All cheering]

[Screeches]

[Quacks]

I "Adventure Time" J“

I Come on, grab your friends J“

J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“

J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I

J“ The fun will never end J“

I It's "Adventure Time" I

[Rumbling]

FINN: Whoa!

—[Stretch!]
—[Grunts]

[g*n cocks]

[Warbling]

[Warbling slowly]

Whoa!

[Net g*n fires]

JAKE:
Whoops.

[Net g*n fires]

— Sorry.
—[Net g*n fires]

[Net g*n fires]

FINN: Aah!
[Grunts]

[Wind whistles]

[g*n cocks, fires]

—[Net g*n fires]
— JAKE: Whoops.

Jake!
Firm in danger.

Why you not fight?

Use dog change magic.

— Well, I would, but ——
— Aah!

Susan, wait!
I wasn't finished speaking!

[Grunting]

Wait, Susan, don't!

You‘re not immune
to electricity!

Aah!

[Electricity crackles]

[Stretch !]

Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba,

JAKE;
Oh, dang, are you all ——

[Grunts]

[Pingl]

Jake, what the heck
was that expl*si*n?

Was that you guys?
What the heck is going on?

Oh, geez.

Susan.

—[Groans]
—[Electricity crackles]

Okay, hang tight, Jake.

I've got elite insulated
banana guards en route,

plus Nurse Poundcake, too.

— Slammin'.
—[Stretch!]

—[Electricity crackling]
— What the...

JAKE: Whoa.

Susan's a little bit digi, huh?

— Did you know about that?
— No.

Man, that's weird
she didn't mention that

While we were just now meeting
all those cyborgs.

She was acting pretty goony
down there in general.

—[Electricity crackling]
— It's weird.

It's not like a robo arm
or whatever.

What do you think it does?

[Whirring]

Seeker XJ—7—7 strong.

Activation status ——
operational.

Susan?

Target acquired.

What?

—[g*n cocks]
—[Grunts]

Target restraint protocol
successful.

What the heck?

Whoa!

Susan?

Commencing target
engagement protocol.

Initiate grabbing.

FINN:
Grass sword. No!

Susan's our friend.

BANANA GUARD:
Uh, hey, excuse me.

Have you seen
an electric eeI around here?

We're supposed to catch
an electric eeI.

Finn! What the heck
is going on here?

Oh, man, listen.

There's something
really wrong with Susan.

Several things, even.

— Hey!
— What?

Okay, new plan, guys.

Go save Finn.

[Grunts]

Susan!
Stop, Susan!

What are you doing?
Help! Jake!

Anybody! Help me!
Princess!

Somebody help!

Aah!

Help!

Uh, let's all just
take it easy, okay?

Um, no one has to get hurt.
[Gulps]

Everybody just stay calm and ——

You let him go, you tranch!
Who do you think you are?!

Do you know
who you're messing with?!

The banana guards, that's who!

— Shh!
— Bring it on, you big ——

[Gasps]

[Beeping]

Target escaping Seeker range.

Pursue.

BUBBLEGUM: Man, you're
really tangled up good.

— Ow.
— Sorry.

GUMBALL GUARDIAN:
Warning! Warning!

Angry presence detected.

[Footsteps approaching]

BUBBLEGUM: Oh, crud.

Okay, I need you guys
to stop her,

but Susan is our friend,
so stop her gently.

Stomp her gently.
Got it.

What? No!
Just ca— ho——

Hmm.
Carefully contain.

— GUMBALL GUARDIAN: KiII train.
— No, no! Just ——

[Banging]

[Growls]

Just do something!

Yes, Princess.

[Susan grunts]

[Coughing]

SUSAN:
Energy absorption successful.

What the...

SUSAN:
Execute phase two.

Oh, sh**t.
Sorry.

[Coughing]

Finn?
Finn, where are you?

— Wha?!
Princess!

[Grunts]

Eliminating busybody.

RA'ITLEBALLS:
Unhand her, brute!

I cannot hide
in the shadows any longer.

Rattleballs is in this, too.

[Grunting]

Rattleballs.
Aah!

[Grunts]

Aah!

Um, please release my sword.

[Grunting]

Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba.

[Roars]

Hey, Suzie, Suzie,
Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie.

[Grunting]

Resuming objective.

Approaching coastal
extraction point.

Shh.

[Neighs]

Sit, boy.

Sparkle says what?

FINN: Susan.

Susan, is there something
you want to talk about?

[Grunts]

[Beeping]

Scanning horizon.

Susan, what are you looking for?

Monitoring.

[Straining]
I can't see anything.

Monitoring signals
from our home.

[stomping]

[Roars]

Get off of my brother!

[Garbling]

[Grunts]

Jake, don't smush her!

Uh, I think I'm
gonna smush her, man.

No, eat a finger, not a thumb.

Finesse, boy!

Yaah!

[Computer beeping]

Hyah!

Desist resist.

Desist resist!

FINN:
Cease! Please!

[Grunts]

Susan, this is...

...for your own well—being.

Aah!

[Panting]

Susan, are you okay?

I mean, I don't understand.

If you want me to go somewhere,
you can just ask.

I'd probably go.

[Bubeng]

Irrelevant.

The primary objective
must be completed.

[Grunts]

[Groans]

Jake?

Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba.

I don't want to do this,

but you're hurting
too many people.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know!

Aah!

[Grunts]

Objective —— Objective.

[Groans]
Object.

Huh?

Finn?

What?
No, I'm in control!

[Grunting]

[Grunts]

No! Susan!

[Grunting]

Aah!

Not on my arm!

[Panting]

Huh?

I don't ——

Aah!

My arm!

What?

Come back!

I Come along with me I

I And the butterflies and bees I

This party is so crazy!
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