[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins chirp]
[Screeches]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
[Quacks]
I "Adventure Time" I
I Come on, grab your friends I
I We're going to
very distant lands I
I With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I
I The fun will never end I
I It's "Adventure Time” I
—[Sp|at!]
—[SIime Princess laughs]
And then I was like,
"There's a slime and a place
for everything."
And they were all, "OMG,
you're the greatest
slime elemental ever!"
[Laughs]
Too bad you didn't invite
Patience St. Pim
to this party celebrating
my new powers.
It's not to celebrate your ——
Wait, Patience
is totally nutcakes!
She kidnapped us and messed
with our molecules.
Uhh, so what?
She gave us these groovy powers.
East coast slime!
West coast slime!
Booty iniiime!
BUBBLEGUM:
Stop sliming everything!
No one likes it!
Oh, hey, Princess.
We were just wondering where all
this rad slime was coming from.
Keep on slimin' it, SP!
[Scoffs]
Thanks for nothin'.
Okay, great seeing you
and your secretions!
—[Kick!]
— I'll call you.
[Whoosh!]
Slime and plaaaace!
There's a slime and place
for everything.
[Grunts]
[thU]
[Electricity crackles]
Huh?
Princess?
What are you doing here so late?
Heyyy,buddy!
Yeah, just doin' some
casual science jazz.
Show me your hand, young lady.
Fine.
I was trying to chart
my candy power
to figure out why
it's so garbage.
[thU]
But its garbageness
is uncrackable.
Things were fine
before jellybeans
were farting out of my palms.
Don't give in to nostalgia,
Princess.
Now, imagine this plate
is an enemy of the kingdom.
You sleep with a plate?
The whole kingdom's
looking at you to b*at it.
You're gonna sh**t it with
streams of powerful candy,
and it's gonna blow
their freaking minds.
Okay.
[Grunting]
Thanks for tryin', Peps.
I'm gonna call it a night.
[Wind Whistling]
Brrr!
Huh?
What's this?
Eh, probably just an ad.
[Yawns]
Sweetings, Bubgum!
[Squishing]
Oh, this floor is stickier
thanitlooks.
Did someone lick this?
Um, who are you?
NO, I'm Chatsberry, the candy ——
You're an older version
of the candy elemental.
Exactly!
Did you feel that knowledge
in your cosmic consciousness?
Nah.
I just guessed.
Oh. But why aren't you
using your powers?
This power stinks, man.
There's nothing to it.
There's everything to it!
Candy's one of
the building blocks of life.
It's in our very DNA.
Take this soft drink,
for example.
Add some Scotch mints to it,
and behold!
Hey, how did you do that?
I can barely sh**t
one jellybean.
Here, let me show you.
Connect to yourself.
I am connected to myself.
CHATSBERRY:
Not to the self you once were.
— To your new self.
—[Crying]
[Alarm rings]
[Zing! Alarm stops]
I'll be globbed!
Okay.
Now aim and jellybean!
— Pow!
— Milk ball!
— Pow!
— Candy corn!
Pow!
Those were all jellybeans
but still, really good.
Call Slime Princess!
[Laughs]
And everyone was cheering
so much for me.
I was like, "Applaud quieter."
[Laughs]
Say, how about some sugar
for your tea?
Uh, yeah, sure.
Allow me.
By the beard of Elder Plops!
This is cool, but...
[Straining]
I said, allow...me!
[Gasps]
You're welcome.
Okay, we've established
we both have elemental powers.
So we never have to talk
or brag about them again.
Brag? Wait, are you jelly
of my slime?
Your slime is overrated.
I guess your real
elemental power is envy!
Bye, hater!
[Teacups clatter]
I don't think this is
really about slime.
Maybe.
It's just that
the Candy Kingdom's
supposed to be a reflection
of me.
But it turns out,
I don't know who that is.
I've lived my whole life
While having this talent
I knew nothing about.
I'm a scientist and I ignored
crucial data about myself.
— What ifI ——
—[Alarm blaring]
Wait! We were so close
to a breakthrough!
I don't have time
for breakthroughs.
[Gasps]
Run, Skibbles!
ALL: Princess Bubblegum!
Princess Bubblegum!
[Screaming]
BUBBLEGUM:
You see what I mean?
This is what
I have to deal with.
Hup!
Hey, crystal entity!
Kindly state your business
before the Princess!
FORTUNE TELLER:
Pick a number.
This is some weak first—grader
magician we're dealing with.
Only a real idiot would fall
for this guy.
Four!
Yeah, four!
[All chanting "Four"]
Guys!
One, two, three, four.
[All gasping]
[Screaming]
No!
Hurray for Princess Bubblegum!
Hurray for Bubblegum!
Heck,yeah!
[Cheering]
Come on, Peps.
Ka—kaw!
[Whoosh!]
[Cheering]
So majestic!
Pick a number.
How about a billion...
jellybeans in your face!
Uh—Oh.
[Slow—motion screaming]
Oh, sh**t.
Try a more powerful att*ck.
— Do a gobstopper.
—[Grunts]
PEPPERMINT BUTLER:
That's just more beans!
—[Grunting]
-[Pop!]
[Clang!]
Okay, those were still
jellybeans.
[Screaming]
[Groans]
Hey, that's —— that's the thing.
Whoa!
Sweetings, Bubblegum.
Chatsberry!
Great timing!
Poke my brain again and unlock
that mint—soda expl*si*n.
[Slurps]
I can open the door for you,
but you have to step
through it yourself,
and walk in your own shoes.
I mean, choose your own path.
My kingdom is under att*ck!
[Slurps]
BUBBLEGUM: You're as useless
as my stinkin' powers.
[Grunts]
Four, five, six, seven, eight.
I had a path!
My path was science
because science makes sense!
[Groans]
IfI was in my lab,
I could fabricate that expl*si*n
in a snap.
What expl*si*n?
It was just regular soda pop
and Scotch mints.
That shouldn't be hard.
It's all sugar, right?
Right.
To make soda pop,
I'd need to add water
and carbon dioxide.
And for the mints, gum Arabic,
gelatin, potassium benzoate.
Add heat and pressure.
[Ting!]
I did it!
Chatsberry, I'm walking
in my own shoes!
What?
Look!
[Cheering]
You're doing it!
You're blowing
their freaking minds!
Now let's blow his mind.
Finishing move!
Ha ha, yes!
So cold.
Oh, no.
[Both scream]
No more boom!
It's just soda.
I'm not gonna...
I'm sorry.
[All moaning]
Banana guards, get the wounded
to the infirmary!
I'll be in my quarters
if, uh —— if anyone needs me.
Okay. Hang on now.
Don't forget my jelly filling!
Oh, my goodness.
[Banana guard imitates
siren wailing]
[Laughing]
[Gobbling]
Yee!
Stop that now!
That crystal stuff
will grind your guts!
Huh?
Wait, it's just snow?
[Sighs]
[Zing!]
Ow!
[Sighs]
[Whistling]
[Smooches]
[Whistling continues]
ICE KING: Hey, will you
keep it down down there!
Some of us have to
work tomorrow!
I Come along with me I
I And the butterflies and bees I
This party is so crazy!