09x07 - Elements Part 6: Happy Warrior

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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09x07 - Elements Part 6: Happy Warrior

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[ Quacking ]

[Warble, zap! ]

[ Roars ]

J‘ "Adventure Time" I

I Come on, grab your friends I

J‘ We‘ll go to
very messed—up lands J“

I With Firm and Jake,
Ice King, and Betty J“

J” Who knows how it will end? I

J” It's "Adventure Time" J”

[Signs]

Jake, hold on, buddy.

Cheer up, Finn.

So what if Jake
got absorbed into

Slime Princess's
rockin' body.

He's probably having fun

and doing way better
without you.

Give me
the Slime jewel.

[Sing—song voice]
Hooray!

Just two more of these
sweet princess jewels,

and I‘ll be able
to fix everything.

[Laughs]

[Laughs maniacally]

[Laughs]

Your laugh
is really annoying.

I changed my mind.

Skyhook me back
to Slime Kingdom.

Ah!

Don't talk that way
about the skyhooks!

Focus, Finn.

You're right. Let‘s go
get that Fire jewel.

Please keep your hands and bags
away from the cloud's edge.

Ding—ding.

[ Device beeping ]

LSP: No!

Don't t*rture yourself.

And don't drop your phone
into Fire Kingdom, dummy.

Hey, I'm feeling
some of my old zazzle.

Enough to cast the strongest
flame shield to protect you.

If I don‘t, you'll die.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Recites incantation ]

[ Screams ]

thtl

Look, guys. My Ice powers
are tapping out,

what with all the elemental
fire magic down there.

But I would never ever let you
down, so I'm sending Gunter.

Wenk.

So, you guys
want to do something?

You got any music?

You guys aren't just like
boring and old, right?

Finn, wait for me!

This doesn‘t look so bad.

Ooh!

You see that bird?

Gross.

LSP?
Be careful.

You don‘t have
Flame shield.

Eh, it‘s fine.
I've been in, like,

all four zones
without a scratch.

Huh, that‘s weird.

No, I‘m just
super cool.

[Screaming]

Whoa! Tiny warrior.

[Grunts]

[Screaming]

Oh, no, you don‘t!

Oof.

Show your face, you —-
Wyatt?

What are you doing?

I'm Fire Wyatt.

I got rage!

You cannot defeat me!

[ Growls ]

—Let‘s take his armor.
— Okay.

Wenk.

[Groans ] I‘m going,
but I swear vengeance, okay?

Cool.

[Grunting]

Your cooking stinks.

Aah!

So sick of your face!

[Screaming]

Man, this place
used to be nice... er.

[ Growls ]

[Speaking Korean]

Lady Raini—— er,
Flameicorn. It's me —— Finn.

I got important
news about Jake——

Oof!

Get out of my way, Lady.

I'm gonna get
the Fire jewel

even if I have to
put you in the ground.

[ Groans ] No,
we're not gonna fight you.

Aah!
Step off, Lady.

I'm fighting you!

Wenk, wenk.

Ican't.
She‘s like family.

Wenk.

Aah!

[Speaking Korean]

Wenk.

[ Growls ]

[ Screams ]

Don't make me.

Cinnamon Bum: Hyah!

Hyah!

Kyah!

Get out of here!

[Groans]

[Speaking Korean]

Dang, Lady. Calm down.

It's no use, Finn.

Like all
of the fire people,

Lady Flameicorn
knows only fighting.

Cinnamon Bun.

You're still normal.

My Flame shield protected
me from the change,

but the rest of the kingdom
is lost.

Not for long, man.

Will you take us
to Flame Princess?

It won‘t do any good.

She is spicy with anger.

I know I can
reason with her.

We used to really bond
over music and... stuff.

Comin‘ in.

Mmm.
Wha?

Mm.

[Barking]

[ Gasps ]

That was
the throne room.

This is as far as I go.

Don't you want
to see FP?

She said some
hurtful things.

I'll give her
a good talking to.

I'll talk her
into next week.

No!

I'm gonna let her do her.

I'm a loner now.

What about
your wolf friend?

My wolf
is also a loner.

We are both loners!

When did he get cool?

Everyone slept on that.

Flambo: Hey, yous mugs.

What for ya come to
the Fire Kingdom for, huh?

Flambo?
Are you still normal?

Die in a ditch.

[ All scream ]

Flambo, you used to
be about the laughs.

This is what
I think is funny.

Boi—oi—oi—oing.

Hyah!

Talk about a spicy meat——

Talk about a spicy meat——

If you can't run the saw, then
stay out of my woodshed!

[ Roars ]

Dramatic boys.

Never again.

Wenk, wenk.
Wenk.

Firm! The duck found
a secret tunnel!

Okay. [Sighs]

Wenk, wenk, wenk.

So, are you still
into Flame Princess?

What? No, FP and I
are just friends.

And I'm really proud
of that friendship.

Getting there took
a lot of trust building

and emotional growth.

Okay. I believe you.

Do you do squats?

Gunter?

Dang. Just look
at these ding—dongs.

[Swords clashing, shouting ]

[ Roars ]

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

[ Growls ]

Hyah!

Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam.

Fire Wyatt‘s
still in the game.

Aah!

[Grunts]

[Grunting]

Wenk!

Oh, there he is.

Wait. Look at what's caught
in that dragon‘s teeth.

That's FP‘s jewel!

Oh, dang.

That big gross dragon
ate your ex.

Give me... that... jujubee!

I'm gonna tear you apart if you
did anything to hurt ——

wait —— Flame Princess?

Return the jewel,
worm.

Oh! It is you.

Listen.
I need this to fix Ooo.

‘Cause Jake is slime,

and this place is
a toxic aggro machoscape.

This place is great.

[Yells]

Fire Kingdom rules!

That was messed up
and not who you really are.

Aah!

[Grunts]
[Groans]

Stop talking to me
like we're friends!

The only friend
I have is v*olence,

and the only thing we do
when we hang is fight.

[ Growls ]

Finn, wait!

Flame Princess
is the dragon!

-Ah! Ah! Ah!
— I‘m being arrowed!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Wenk.

Gunter, you saved me!

Wenk. Wenk. Wenk.

Wenk!

I know you won‘t hurt me,
Gunter.

Wenk. Wenk. Wenk.

Oh, no!
I'm too trusting!

Finn, I want to leave!
Wrap that up.

Give it!

[ Roars ]

No!
I have to save Jake.

Phoebe. Stop.

[Gulps]

[Laughs evilly]

Aaaaaah!

Hyah!

Aah!

I'm gonna ruin your universe.

[Grunts]

[ Roars ]

Aah!

Honestly, I could still
see those two working out.

Oh, come on.

Ugh!

No one touches my charm!

Hey.

Hey!

—Wenk.
— This is terrible.

Nobody's paying
attention to me.

Everyone just stop fighting!

What's wrong with you?

Why can‘t you be more like
those nice, boring losers

in the Candy Kingdom?

With their little
faces and songs?

Or like me?

Why isn't everyone more like me?

k*ll her.

No, she‘s right.

We must stop senselessly
attacking each other

and start
senselessly attacking

those disgusting nerds
in the Candy Kingdom!

[ All shouting ]

Clutch.

That's a huge extrapolation
from what I said.

All: Smash the nerds!
Smash the nerds!

Smash the nerds!

[ All shouting ]

Surely, this is
the end of all things.

Gunter.

Finn!

Wyatt?

J” Come along with me J”

J” And the butterflies and bees J”

This party is so crazy!
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