Swordsmith Deity, from
your unseen throne,
bless this sword with
your mighty hone!
This new sword is
guaranteed to defend you
against Princess Bubblegum's
heinous family.
Uncle Gumbald!
Aunt Lolly!
Cousin Chicle!
I like your swordsmith hat.
I'm wearing it in honor
of my special guest.
Am I your special guest?
- No.
- Dang.
This sword will serve
you much better
than your old,
cursed Grass Sword.
This sword is also cursed,
but it has a compass
in the hilt!
Neat!
And now for one more thing...
The special guest
I now will bring!
Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum!
Hunson Abadeer!
Finn the Human!
And Jake the Dog!
Hey, did Marceline call me...
It is I who summoned you.
I humbly ask you for an
infusion of nightosphere magic
upon this sword.
Okay.
I proclaim this blade...
Ow! Ow! "The Night Sword"!
Now to send you back.
Not so fast.
It's like I got a
free flight here.
I'm gonna go see my little girl.
Back in the hole,
Marceline's dad.
I'll behave myself.
No soul sucking. No evil stuff.
I'm trying to be
a better person.
Maybe it's too late for
me, but I'm trying.
Oh, I'm so ashamed of
the things I've done!
Have some dignity, man!
All right. You may leave
the circle for one day.
Wheeeeee! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Time to suck some souls!
Hey, what gives?
Phantom manacles your
wrists shall constrain
until you're back
in your hole again!
Finn.
Let's go see Marcy.
Great sword making, Pep But.
Yo, see you guys at the concert!
♪ Walkin' in ooo, not
suckin' out souls ♪
♪ Walk, walk, walk, not
suck, suck, suck ♪
♪ Walk, walk, walk, not
suck, suck, suck ♪
Hey, could you stop
saying that, please?
So... what's my little
monster up to these days?
Is she still all goody-goody?
Still half-vampire?
Started dating anyone?
Yes, yes, but no, then
yes again, and... maybe?
Look, maybe cool it with the
prying around Marceline.
Nah, she loves it when I pry.
Oh, Chicle, have you
finally discovered
the vampire girl's weakness?
I think sooo.
Chuckling mode off.
You know, now that we're here,
I'm having second thoughts.
It just seems like
no matter what I do,
I always tick that girl off.
Marceline! Long time no see.
Some goober with
glasses summoned me.
What's that thing? Just
gonna put this here, okay?
Now let's go suck some souls!
I don't know what it is.
Uhh, heh.
Psst-psst.
Dad, what are you doing here?
I'm in town for the week,
and I don't really have a
place to stay, dot, dot, dot.
Mnh.
How many souls did he
suck on his way here?
Oh, I guess like... zero. But...
See!
I made Finn a cool, new
sword and everything!
I guess you can crash here.
Great! Thanks for inviting me.
That is not what's happening.
We're gonna jet, Marcy.
What?! You just got here.
Invite them in, Marceline.
Do you have a bathroom?
Yeah, there's one upstairs.
I just have to freshen up.
Is my dad really behaving
himself this time?
He's just been singing
songs and stuff.
Yeah, he seems pretty
fun for an old guy.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm an old guy!
Hey, excuse my unsociableness.
There's just one thing...
The venetian blinds
in your bathroom
kind of jumped out at
me and got broken.
How could you wreck the blinds
just by going to the bathroom?
Let me make it up to you.
I've got some soy sauce
and some ketchup.
I'm good.
Here's an SD card,
some twist ties.
I don't want any of this junk!
Hey! I'm gonna need a
place to sleep tonight.
Do you have an air mattress?
- Yeah.
- Great!
You can sleep on the air mattress,
and I'll sleep on your bed.
It's in the closet.
Finn, are you gonna
let my little girl
blow up that air mattress?
Not on my watch!
Hey, Dad, I think I'm gonna go
out for a walk before bedtime.
But, Marcy... don't you
have a solo gig tonight?
Ss-ss-ss-ss!
I get it.
It's air mattress talk.
Ss-ss-ss-ss.
Aren't you giving a concert tonight?
Ss-ss-ss.
At the Ghost Amphitheater?
Ss-ss-ss.
Concert?
It's a good thing your
friends remembered that.
Thanks, Jake.
Let's go!
Do you hear, like, a really
stupid-sounding laugh?
Yes.
I have a nice laugh.
Time to blend in
completely unnoticed.
Hey, what you got there?
Peanuts?
Hello, Hamburger Hills Cemetery!
Marceline! You're
doing great, baby!
I haven't started yet.
♪ Slow dance with you ♪
♪ I just want to slow
dance with you ♪
♪ I know all the other boys
are tough and smooth ♪
♪ And I got the blues ♪
♪ I want to slow
dance with you ♪
♪ I want to slow
dance with you ♪
- ♪ Slow dance ♪ - ♪ I just
want to slow dance with you ♪
- ♪ Slow dance ♪ - ♪ Why
don't you take the chance? ♪
♪ I've got the moves ♪
♪ I'd like to prove ♪
♪ I want to ♪
♪ Slow dance with you ♪
Hey, Pennebaker!
No illegal recording...
unless you're family.
Yoink.
Just ignore me.
Dad! You're wrecking the show!
This is my daughter!
I am proud of my punk daughter!
I made that!
Sit down, man!
Yeah, you're k*lling the vibe.
I'm just explaining
my part in all this.
Ugh. This is terrible.
Boo, I say.
Yeah! Boooo!
Don't worry, honey.
I'll work the crowd.
Hey, it's me... Hunson!
I'm happy to field any
questions from you dummies.
Can you believe Marceline
has a bougie trash daddy?
I heard this guy even eats
ghosts, you know, like us.
What? Really?!
Sure, sometimes.
Off the stage, skin sack!
Okay, okay, settle down, pal.
Don't make me come out there.
What you gonna do...
"eat my fries?"
My bass!
Come on, ectoplasm
comes right off.
Don't!
You wreck everything.
Mad daddy!
Hammer fist strike!
Let's get him, fellas.
Ha-ha!
Dad, quit clowning.
Uh, just havin' a little fun.
Come on, Dad, fight back!
He can't. Pep Buts
bound his powers.
What?!
They sassed you.
Better pop that cork, Peps.
All right. All right.
Chicle!
Oh, whoops, was that bad?
Swish!
Vampires can't hurt
ghosts, stupid.
sh**t.
Finn's turn!
Wha?!
Good night, Hamburger Hills!
There will be no encore.
My gracious.
I'm so sorry you had to deal
with Cousin Chicle's schemes.
My family's out of control.
It's fine. My cool
daughter took care of it.
And guess what I
got from a vendor.
It looks too big to me.
But they said that's the
style now with punk rockers.
Thanks for standing
up for me tonight.
I'm bad, but I'm
no so bad, right?
So when are you gonna
have some kids?
Dad!