05x08 - Osoroshi no Tabi

[bunniefuu]

[dramatic music]

♪

- They're gaining on us!
- Hurry, Kappa, ride faster!

[horses whinnying]

all: [scream]

[exclaiming]

[horses whinnying]

[grunting and thudding]

[screams]

[grunting]

Oof.

[screaming]

Ooh.

[groaning]

Feels like I fell off
the Empire State Building.

[grunts]

[groaning]

You guys okay?

Only broke my skull.
Nothing important.

[groans]

[groans] Where's Pugtaro?

He's here.
Wake up, little one.

[groans] What happened?

You have your rabbit pal to thank

for all of this, Puggie.

What were you thinking,
leading us off a cliff, Usagi?

It wasn't as if I wanted
to plunge over a cliff.

And if we would have stayed,
we would surely have been slain.

Hah, we could have taken those guys.

I should've been leading us!

Enough already!

Take me to my temple this instant!

We don't need to take
you anywhere, you little brat.

Come on, guys, I've had enough
of these two jerks.

[blows a raspberry]

Yo, dudes, this isn't a good idea.

Mikey's right.

Usagi said the only way back
to our dimension

is in Kintaro's temple.

♪

Ahh!

♪

[heavy guitar chords]

[glass shatters]

♪

Ahh!

[driving percussive music]

♪

[jazzy theme music]

♪

[low growl]

♪

Now we're talking.
Yeah!

I've got an idea!

[groans] Aw, sewer apples!

Booyakasha!

♪

[light footsteps]

[snorts]

[somber music]

♪

The fastest way to
the Temple of the Sky Buddha...

- Wah, oof!
- Is through the Tangled Skein

and over Haha Naru Yama,
"The Mother of Mountains."

The... The Forest
of the Tangled Skein?

But everyone knows
that place is haunted.

- Haunted?
- [screams]

- Sweet!
- [growls]

- Ghosts are cool, Kintaro.
- Ahh!

As long as they don't scare
you or possess you

or try to suck your
soul out of your body

through your belly button,
there's nothing to worry about.

You're not helping, ugly frog.

Yojimbo, I demand you take me
around the forest and carry me!

I'll carry him...
off another cliff.

[growls]

Huh?

[whimpers]

[growling]

Ahh, ahh!

♪

[scoffs and laughs]

This place isn't creepy.
Nope, not at all, uh-uh.

Not in the slightest.
[screams]

What?

Ugh, Tokage Lizards.

Look, Usagi, we've been
walking forever.

I think it's time we made camp.

No, we're in the heart
of Yokai territory.

We must continue if we know
what's good for us.

♪

♪

[cawing]

♪

- Huh?
- Huh?

[cawing]

What the...?

♪

Hey, hold up, guys!
Mikey's gone.

- Mikey, Mikey!
- Michelangelo!

- Stinky lizard!
- Michelangelo!

Ahh!

♪

What are you smiling about?

We don't have time for games!

No games, bro.

I was just looking for pizza.

Yeah, come on, let's keep going.

Hurry, we must not stop.

♪

Um, Mikey, where are your nunchucks?

Why do I need nunchucks
when I can use a sword?

[giggles]

What is wrong with you, Mikey?
Give it back, now.

You'll just have to get it from me.

[blows a raspberry]

- Why, you little...
- [giggles]

Mikey, get back here!
[grunts]

[giggles]

[sighs]

[giggles]

- Ahh!
- Ahh!

- Mikey!
- [giggles]

[laughs]

Mikey?

[exclaiming and giggling]

Hah!

♪

[grunts]

[poof]

both: Huh?

[chattering]

What the heck is that?

And what happened to Mikey?

[poof]

[grunts]

- Oof!
- We must catch it!

- Get back here, you!
- Hurry!

[groans]

Some kind of explanation, Usagi?

It is Tanuki, bake-danuki,
magical tricksters

that can either help or do great harm.

You better not be leading us
into more danger, Usagi.

♪

- Uh, hey, wait a second.
- Oof!

Why do we have two Raphaels?

- Ahh!
- Ahh!

- What?
- What?

A second Raphael?

One of them is a disgusting Yokai!

You freaky imposter!

I'm taking you down!

[grunting]

♪

[growls]

It's that one!
The one on the left!

[chatters]

Huh?

Thanks, rabbit man.
I owe you.

There's one thing I can't stand...

it's an impost...
oof!

[chatters]

[grunting]

[giggles]

♪

You gotta be pulling my plastron.

♪

[panting]

[grunting]

[screams]

Oof.

♪

[chattering and giggling]

♪

[muffled yelling]

♪

both: [gasp]

No.

[chattering and giggling]

[muffled yelling]

- Raph... Mikey...
- We gotta help them.

Not yet.

You will put us all in danger.

Listen to what he says, lizard fool.

Are you crazy?

They'll be turned into turtle kebabs!

I'm saving them.

Hrah!
Hyah!

[groans] Hrah!

I'll, uh, stay here as backup.

[chattering and giggling]

[grunts] Yah!

[chattering]

[muffled yelling]

Oof.

Thanks, bro!

My butt was turning extra crispy.

[grunting]

It's payback time!

Hah!

Hyah!
[chattering]

Huh?
Hyah!

[chattering]

[dramatic music]

[chattering and giggling]

Ahh!
[grunts]

[yells]

[grunts]

Fuzzy little freaks!

- [chattering]
- [grunting]

- [chatters]
- Hey!

Hyah!
[chatters]

- Wah!
- [chatters]

- Wah-ha!
- [chatters]

- Hiyah!
- [giggles]

Wah!

Yah!
[chattering]

[grunting]

[yells]

Oof.
[chatters]

♪

Whoa, oh!

Oof!

[exclaiming and screaming]

[groans]

That's it!
I've had it with

these little furry nuts!

They're...
gone?

♪

Do you see, Usagi?
We had to att*ck.

No, it would have been easier
if we made a simple offering,

which we need to do now.

I am leaving this.

[laughs] What's up, doc?

Does anyone have food
for a suitable offering?

If we do not, the Tanuki
will plague us again.

I bet the dumb orange one has food.

Who's you calling dumb, Puggie?

He's right, Mikey.
Cough it up.

Aww, but I'm down to two slices.

[growls]

Ugh, fine, make a turtle
starve, why don't you?

♪

[groans]
We gotta move.

I don't wanna spend
any more time in this forest

than we have to.

♪

[thunder rumbling]

♪

[rain splattering]

♪

Okay, what is this, dudes?

It's like a giant, sticky loogie.

Worse... they're giant
spider webs.

[licks]

[sighs]

[grunting]

[groans]

♪

[screams]

[panting]

I don't like spiders, Yojimbo,
especially the over-sized kind.

- Be silent, Kitaro-sama.
- [whimpers]

We must be prepared for anything.

Help!

- Hmm?
- Help me!

This way!

♪

Usagi, help me, please!

Akemi?
How can this be?

I'll save you.

Hmm?

♪

No, Leonardo, wait!

[groans] Please, free me.

♪

[groans]

It's okay now.

We'll help you.

[screams]

Yes, help me, ninja.
[laughs]

Help me!
[roars]

[screams]

- Away, fiend!
- [screaming]

[yells]

[sighs]

[hisses]

♪

[screams]

[grunts]

♪

[screams]

♪

Oof, ahh!

[laughs maniacally]

Déjà vu!

Raph!

[screams]

Booyakasha!

[grunts]
[screams]

Ahh, oof!

[grunting]

[hisses]

You ugly spider woman.

I'll...
ahh!

Hah, you cannot destroy Joroguma!

♪

[grunts]

Whoa!

[hisses]

- [screams]
- [laughs maniacally]

Leonardo!
[grunts]

[screams]

[roars]

♪

[grunts]

[screaming]

both: Oof.

[grunts] We're doomed!

We're spider food!

Technically, she's only going to drain

all of our bodily fluids
and leave us for...

Not helping, Donnie!

[laughs maniacally]

I'll web you all like insects
and drain you dry.

[laughs]

[screaming] Here she comes!

I don't wanna be eaten
like a lowly bug.

Do something, Usagi!

Even if you could break free,
below you lies

a bottomless pit.

[laughs maniacally]

[roars]

[screams]

Hey, spider witch!
Eight legged buttface!

Yeah, I'm talking to you!

[roars]

Heh, just kidding.
You don't really

have a buttface.

[roars]

[thud]

[roars]

Over here, Joroguma!
Come get me!

What's this?
There are two?

[roars]

♪

[chattering]

♪

It just got worse.

[laughs]

[screams]

The Tanuki are... helping us?

[chattering]

[screams]

all: [screaming]

- Ahh, ahh!
- Whoa, whoa!

- Ahh!
- Ahh, ahh!

[chattering]

[grunts] Whoa!

[screaming]

[grunting]

[laughs]

Whoa!

Huh?
[grunts]

- Whoa!
- Oof!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Oh!
- Ooh!

- Hyah!
- Whoa, ahh!

[grunts]

Oh, snap, that was too close.

Ahh!

[grunting]

- Ugh.
- [yells]

[chattering]

Thank you for saving our lives, Tanuki.

May the gods honor you.

Hmph.

[chattering]

[thunder rumbling]

You know, Pugtaro wouldn't be
so bad if he wasn't

such an entitled little jerk.

Yeah.
[yawns]

The little loud-mouth just
needs discipline.

I can hear you, turtle fools!

Eh, whatever, Puggie.
Roll over and get some sleep.

[yawns]
I'm right there with you, brah.

My shell is tired.

[snoring]

Usagi, I'm sorry I didn't
listen to you sooner.

I was arrogant.
Thank you for everything.

I'll take the first watch.

Get some sleep, Usagi.

Thank you, Leonardo-san.

[thunder rumbling]

[fire crackling]

♪

♪

What?

[laughs]

Usagi, wake up!
Get up, Kintaro, now!

Guys, wake up!

- What is it?
- It's Jei!

He's...

♪

- [laughs]
- [gasps]

[yelling]

Ahh.

I got 'em!

[grunting]

Ahh, ooh!

- [laughs]
- [groans]

[thud]
Ahh!

- Mikey!
- [gasps]

[laughs]

Ahh!

Ah.

[fire crackling]

Ahh!

No!

- Oof!
- Ahh!

[yells]

Ahh!

[chokes]

You cannot fathom the power of Jei!

[groans]

[laughs]

[thudding]

[groans]

No, no!

No!

[melancholy music]

♪

[sobbing]

[thunder rumbling]

[rain splattering]

I sense the evil
inside of you, Leonardo.

♪

And I will purge it!

♪

[laughs]

♪

Hyah!

[grunting]

[thunder crashes]

Yah, hyah, hyah!

[thunder crashes]

[grunting]

[thunder crashes]

[grunting]

[panting]

[grunting]

You're weakening, turtle.

And I'm growing stronger.

[grunting]

♪

[groans] Ahh!

[yells]

[exclaiming]

You are just a child.

What thr*at do you pose Jei?

None.

[thunder rumbles]

Ahh!

Leo, wake up!

[panting]

Raph?

It was a dream?

No kidding, turtle dummy.

You were controlled by Jei's magic.

We all had the same dream.

And when he destroyed us, we woke up.

But why?

Why is he messing with us like that?

Not cool, yo.

[shimmering]

Yes, you are nothing but puppets.

The pawns of the gods.

[laughs]

Be wary, Turtle Ninja.

We approach the Mother of Mountains.

We are not out of danger yet.