09x01 - Loving and Letting Go

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[Kim] I'm so excited to go blonde.

I feel like people go blonde
when they want a change.

Like, I…

Remember when I went blonde
when Reggie and I broke up?

To be, like,
"Uh, I just need a fresh start."

-You know?
-[Khloé] Yeah.

[Kim] I'm just, like, looking at…

-[Khloé] Comments?
-Yeah.

[Khloé] Don't look at them.
They're gonna be mean.

No, they're all nice.

[Kim] Do you look
at your Twitter comments?

[Khloé] Not really. Not right now.

-[Kim] 'Cause of Lamar?
-[Khloé] Yeah, all those rumors about him.

Oh, who cares?

But I was looking at comments
about the baby, like,

'cause she's trending,
so, I went to her thing.

-[Kim] She is? I love…
-And everything is positive.

People are, like, "The queen is back."

"Northwest is trending longer
than the royal baby" or something.

Like, it's so funny.
[Khloé laughs]

I love that they've been
calling me the queen lately.

[Khloé] I know, but what am I,
your servant?

[laughs]

When I was pregnant,
I would honestly say, I was so scared,

but now, I love being a mom,

and it's just
such an undescribable feeling.

[Kim] Oh, my God, George,
this looks so good.

Like, seriously…

Hold on.

Hi.
[Kourtney whooping]

Kim and I are into new vibes these days.

-[Kourtney] But…
-It's all about new beginnings.

New beginnings.

[Khloé] You should
get rid of that bathing suit.

It's just not a good look.
That crochet, what year are you in?

Let's just say, we're bringing sexy back.

[Kourtney laughs]

[upbeat music]

[Kris] Hey, guys.

Oh, my God, look who shows up.

[laughs]

[Kris] Love the beach hair look.

Yeah, man.

-[Kris] You're turning into, like…
-Come on.

I'm in Malibu!

-Oh…
-[Bruce] What are you…

-[Bruce] What are you doing?
-[Kylie] Arts and crafts?

No, we have to start packing up, like,
your really personal stuff,

'cause the lease is up in, like, ten days.

-Ten days?
-Ten days.

[Bruce] It's kind of sad.

[Kris] What's sad?

Well, I have to leave this place.

You know?

-[Kris] I know you like living here.
-It's been kind of…

kind of nice.

[Bruce] How time flies.

My lease is already up on the beach house.

It has been such a great getaway.

I mean, it's peaceful, no drama.

I just don't like it
when people start rumors

that are a little crazy.

[Kris] The longer we live apart,
the more reason they have to speculate.

Somebody's speculating about our family?

-Shocking. I know.
-[Bruce] Never.

-[Kris] All right.
-To be honest with you, I, I don't care.

I don't need any of our friends
or family members speculating.

Yeah.

I think that there is so much speculation
about what our relationship is,

and I think it might be a good idea
to put everybody back under one roof,

so that we can all just connect again.

You know, if the lease is up,
the lease is up.

-Yeah.
-[Bruce] And, uh…

And your ponytail's only getting longer.

You can take the man out of Malibu,
but you can't take

-the Malibu out of the man.
-The Malibu out of the man.

I'm keeping the ponytail.

Oh, my God.

I think it looks hard.

-[Kylie] The ponytail, ponytail.
-You like it?

-It looks so hard.
-[Bruce] I can go with "hard."

-[Bruce] Yeah.
-Okay, you're hard.

I'm hard.

-[Bruce] Yeah.
-[Kris whooping]

[upbeat music]

Holy [bleep]…
[scoffs]

[Scott] What was the point
of even buying this place?

-You should have built your own home.
-[Khloé] For real.

-That's what I've said.
-[Kourtney] I know.

-I… we liked this actual property, so…
-[Scott] What?

-[Khloé] "Let's spend 20 million
-[Scott] Dude, you

-[Khloé] on a property."
-[Scott] literally ripped

-[Scott] this whole thing apart like
-[Kourtney] This is crazy.

a two-bit whore [bleep] in Guam.

-[Kim] I know. I told you.
-[Khloé] I love whores in Guam.

-[Scott] Yeah, they're good girls.
-[Khloé] Boys.

[Kim] We actually
are building this all out

so that this grass will go out

-as far as it can go.
-[Scott] Really?

-Uh-huh. And then the pool
-[Scott] That's sick.

is gonna be a 70-foot pool…

-this way.
-Of course it is.

-This--
-Kim, so when are you moving in?

Because this looks like…

-You, you could've built…
-Yeah.

…this place, right?

Kanye and I are still living
at my mom's house with the baby.

I guess you don't have
to baby proof-anymore, right?

[Scott laughs]

She'll be three
by the time this thing's working.

[Kim] No, it'll be done in June.

That's a year.

[Kim] Our house is a huge project,
and everyone always says,

when you start a project,
it'll be double the price,

and double the time
than what you anticipate,

and it honestly is
couldn't be more true of a statement.

[Kim] This is gonna be
Kanye's music studio.

You know you got money when your plans
actually have you in them.

Kanye likes to have us in there, so we,

-you know…
-[Scott] This is amazing.

-He's about to pee. You're chilling again.
-[Kim laughs]

[Scott] You're not cooking,
but you're pretending you are.

Yesus and Jesus is over there.

Oh.
[Kim laughs]

[Scott] I mean, that's normal, right?

[Kim] That is Rick Rubin.
That's his studio.

This is what his studio's gonna look like.

-Oh, that looks good.
-[all laugh]

[Kim] That's his studio.
That's Rick Rubin.

I was trying to warn Lamar
about this paparazzi thing, but I did…

I don't wanna call him,
but should I try to call? Why not?

[line ringing]

[operator] Your call
has been forwarded to an…

[end beep tone]

[slow rock music]

[Kim] You wouldn't wish anyone
to be going through

what Khloé's going through.

She's just, you know, a different person.

I just want her to be happy,
and find peace of mind.

-[whirring]
-[thudding]

I got to learn to rap.

[electronic music]

[Bruce] There you go, Your Majesty.

Certainly, the driveway's
looking a little full.

Where the heck is all my stuff gonna go?

[whirring]

-It's kind of ridiculous, isn't it?
-What?

[Bruce] There's absolutely no room
in the garage anymore.

[Kendall] Yeah,
there's a lot going on here.

-Hello.
-[Bruce] Oh, there you are.

How are you?

I'm fine. How are you?

-[Kris] Good.
-[Bruce] Oh, good, good.

-What are you guys doing?
-[Bruce] Now…

Well, I'm kind of looking at the garage.

If… I brought my stuff back here,

where the heck would it go?

That's a good question.

Excellent question. Thank you.

You know, they're working on Kim's house.

I know, but they're not doing
anything to the garage.

They couldn't maybe, like,
put the Lamborghini in the garage?

The garage is their workstation.

[Bruce groans]

So, there's nowhere to put anything.
That's why it's all here.

[Bruce] Boy, when I moved out,
they moved me out.

Everybody else has kind of taken
that space over with.

Honestly, it looks like
there's no room for me to come back.

Well, I don't know what to say.
It's, like, I'm a little overwhelmed too.

-There's just a lot going on here.
-Everybody's…

And everybody's got cars
and motorcycles and strollers, and…

[Bruce] Gotcha. We'll figure it out.

[upbeat music]

Oh.

-[Khloé] Wanna piece of gum?
-Yeah, thanks.

Bye, Kim.

-[teammate] Ladies, how are you?
-[Kourtney] Uh…

[teammate] How are you?

-Hi. Kourtney.
-[teammate] Good to see you.

-[Khloé] Have you met Kourt?
-[teammate] Yes, I, I, I have before.

How are you?

[teammate] I'm well.

-[Kourtney] All right, so call me later.
-[teammate] All right.

-[Kourtney] Bye, guys.
-[teammate] All right, you go…

[Khloé] That made me so uncomfortable
'cause I'm, like, friends with him.

Like, how fast he just bailed.

-[Khloé sighs]
-[phone ringing]

-[Kim] Hey.
-Weird?

[Kim] That wasn't weird. The…

I think he was just uncomfortable
and didn't want you to feel like…

he was gonna ask you any Lamar questions.

-[Kim] It was…
-Kim, I'm friends with him.

He bare… He shook my hand,
and barely even looked at me.

[Kim] Khloé, don't feel weird.

I swear, they just probably
don't know what to say.

And the first run-in, like,
had to happen with people like that.

You haven't seen anyone, you know?

[Khloé] Yeah, but that was so weird.

Anyway, okay. I love you. Thank you.

-[Kim] Love you. Bye.
-[phone beeps]

[Khloé] That made me so uncomfortable.

This whole thing is very uncomfortable.

I don't like being around people,
'cause I know what they're thinking.

[pensive music]

Well, so let's make sure
there's no people in Dash.

I know what the employees are thinking.

Well, why don't you just wait in the car,
I'll literally run inside.

[Khloé] It's okay.

I mean, it's, like, I…

like, I have to be around people one day.

[pensive music continues]

Hi.

[Kourtney] Is Roya here today?

-[woman] Yeah, she is in.
-[Kourtney] Oh, okay, good.

-[girls] Hi, Khlo.
-Hey.

So I wanna talk to you
about the fitting room drapes.

-Okay.
-[Roya] So I ordered a new set.

-Okay.
-[Roya] Because they cannot be cleaned.

[Roya] And then, the floor,
we're having an issue with.

-[Roya] Obviously, you can see.
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

What else?
We're thinking of opening an office.

So like, Roya,
we could do the buying from there.

[Kourtney] And then,
I don't know if you guys know,

but we're having a new girl,
Dakota, come in,

and kind of do the job that Roya's doing.

-I need to re-interview her.
-[Kourtney] Should we iChat with her?

-Yes. One more time.
-[Kourtney] Right now?

-No.
-[Kourtney] Why?

Let's put her on the spot.

-[girls laugh]
-[Kourtney] Mm.

[phone line ringing]

-[Dakota] Hi.
-We're at Dash.

You can see the sign behind us.

[Kourtney] Are you excited
for your two-week trial?

[Dakota] Yes. Very excited.

We have just hired
a retail director for Dash.

[Khloé] What were, like,
your day-to-day responsibilities?

[Dakota] I was there to support the team.

And making sure that
they reached their store goals.

We're so excited.

We've been looking for someone
for this position for years,

who is going to take over
and help run all three stores.

[Khloé] All right.

I appreciate you
getting on with us so quickly.

[Dakota] Very, absolutely.
Sorry I look like crap,

as I'm on a boat today.
[chuckles]

-You look cute.
-[Khloé] I think you look cute.

[Kourtney, Khloé] Thank you.

-[Roya] Bye!
-[Khloé] Bye, you guys. Thank you.

Get ready for some fab changes.

-[indistinct chattering]
-[camera shutters clicking]

[paparazzo] Are you gonna pick Lamar up
from Skid Row tonight, Khloé?

Sweet, right?

[paparazzo] Are you gonna
get Lamar from Skid Row?

So sweet.

What an [bleep].

That's what happens.

[Khloé] I've been in hiding
'cause I'm afraid of people.

It's very uncomfortable.

I can't look people in the eyes.

And I'm not even the one who did anything.

[pensive music]

[Khloé] My priority is
Lamar's health and well-being.

And I don't feel like it's my place
to address a lot of things,

'cause it's not.

It is part of my job to protect him,
and to keep him as safe as possible.

And by keeping him, safe it's by…

keeping me quiet.

I've been putting myself aside, to save,
hopefully, save, somebody else's life.

[sniffles]

And now that
I've come to terms that I can't,

I have to move on with my life,
and that means, like, changing a lot.

[pensive music]

[Khloé] People think I'm, like…

And I shouldn't care what people think.

But I don't like right now,
I'm affiliated.

[Khloé sniffles]

It's so, like,

so [bleep] weird
that everyone just expects me,

like, I haven't even had one week off.

Why don't you tell someone
you need two weeks off, at least?

It's not two weeks.
Like, I need to get my life in order.

But then I'm like,
"I love to work 'cause it distracts me."

But then as soon as I go home,
I'm like a shattered person.

[pensive music sting]

Like, I'm just wasting time.

I feel like you don't need to decide
everything at once too.

-Like, about your house.
-I know, but, like,

what am I supposed to do until then?

Like, where am I supposed to live?

Did you and Lamar have that conversation?

You can't have a conversation with him.

I know that this is a really intense
and sad time for Khloé.

And I feel so bad.

I just really don't know what to do.

[Kourtney] Have you not
been talking to him?

Uh-uh.

-[Khloé] What, what is there to say?
-Right.

I guess he called Malika to say,
"Please, tell Kris and Bruce I'm sorry."

Oh, shut up.

Tell Khloé you're [bleep] sorry.

Yeah.

[Kourtney] Hey, Robbie.

I like your place.

[Khloé] Where'd you get
all the Cîroc from?

[Rob] Buffy.

Rob moved out of Khloé and Lamar's house.

[ubpeat music]

[Kourtney] I'm actually really proud
of Rob that he's getting his own place

and just start having
a little bit more responsibility

and just doing things on his own.

[Khloé] Mmm.

-I missed you.
-[Rob] Mm-hm.

[Khloé] What are you wearing?

[Rob] Uh… Unbreakable.

[Khloé] Why are you wearing Unbreakable?

[Rob] Well, I just got all these…

[Khloé] It makes me so sad.

[Kourtney] Are Skittles on your diet?

[Rob] No. Actually,
I need to throw those out.

-Do you know I cried?
-[Kourtney] You picked everything out?

-[Khloé] You know, I cried yesterday.
-Or did they make suggestions?

-I still had to… What?
-Do you know I'm crying yesterday,

'cause I went in your room,
and you were gone.

[sobs]
Bible on dad.

[Rob] I told you, you can sleep
in one of the rooms.

I have no one at my house.

You can sleep here.
I have no one at my house.

[Khloé] I couldn't be happier
for Rob getting his own place

and, you know, just growing up.

I definitely feel bad that my brother
had to live in an environment

that he would describe as toxic.

So I'm happy he is doing his own thing,
and in a healthier environment.

Well, that's cool.
Dad's things that he wrote you.

You've never seen that?

That used to be hanging at my house.

-Has Lamar tried calling you?
-[Rob] No.

I heard he changed his number, didn't he?

No, he has prepaid phones
'cause he's convinced

-all the other ones are…
-[Kourtney] Yeah, but…

he doesn't even probably know
Rob's newest number.

He gets a prepaid one, and he gets…

he only gets it prepaid for a few hours,
and then he gets a new one.

Yeah. I definitely think
you should move out of that house.

[upbeat music]

[cell phone ringing]

What's going on, honey?

[Kourtney] Hey, Mom,
I was just gonna ask you

if you were helping with the kids Monday?

I, I thought I was doing Sunday.

[Kourtney] No. We're home Sunday.

-[Kris] Oh…
-I'll ask Khloé first.

-[Kris] All right.
-Okay. I love you.

[Kris] I love you too, honey.

-Bye. Oh.
-Okay, bye.

-[Bruce] Honey?
-[Kris] Hm?

-Have a seat.
-[Kris] Uh-oh.

I don't know if I like "Have a seat."

[Bruce] I think it's important, that, uh…

that we discuss what's going on.

We both have to admit
that the energy between us

seems to be, you know, better
when we're apart right now.

We've been together for 23 years.

It seems to be, now,
we're doing, you know…

we're doing better being apart
and just seeing each other here and there.

I already called
the real estate agent, and…

uh, extended the lease.

Don't you think
we should have talked about that?

Um…

Yeah, I just did it.

I just… To be honest with you,

at this point,
I just can't see going back.

[slow rock music]

I just… To be honest with you,

at this point,
I just can't see going back.

We just both seem to be doing
better with our space.

I'm not looking
to get divorced or anything.

But having our space is kind of nice.

'Cause you look at marriage today.
I mean, it's…

Kourtney and Scott,
they're not even married,

they got two kids, you know?

You look… Kim, got a baby, you know?

And why should we feel pressure
from the media and public opinion

to define our marriage?

I got you.

I think Kris is happier being
in the other house

with me not being there.

I, I seem to be happier
staying in the Malibu house.

If everybody's happy…
why not go that direction?

We have to define our marriage
the way we want it to be.

You know, I thought
about this for a long time

-and wondered where this is all going.
-[Bruce] Yeah.

And I think we just both need to be happy.

[Bruce] Yeah.

I really do. I mean,
isn't that the bottom line?

Like, life is so short.

Yup. I'm turning 64.

You know?

-I'm playing in the fourth quarter.
-[Kris] Yeah.

You know, of life, and…

Yeah. I, I just…

All I want, you know?
We've been very blessed in our lives.

Kids and family
and all that kind of stuff.

I don't wanna blow it because
the two of us are at each other's throats.

As long as it's a good thing,
and it's healthy for the family,

and Bruce is happy,
and the kids are happy,

then this is gonna work out.

♪ Tara-tara-tara-ta ♪

Do you know that, like, 60 people a year
die from getting this thing, like,

popped in their head or their eye?

So, don't aim it at me.
[laughs]

-'Cause I don't wanna die…
-Is that it?

-…from drinking a bottle.
-I get everything?

[Bruce] All right, are you ready?

-[Kris] This freaks me out.
-[Bruce] To the Malibu house.

-Okay.
-Oh, we got to sh**t it.

-Here it goes.
-[Kris yelps]

-Yeah.
-How'd you sh**t it like that?

-That was pretty good, Jenner.
-Oh, thank you.

[Bruce] Obviously, my biggest concern
is Kendall and Kylie.

That's, like, my next conversation.

I don't wanna rush it,
you know what I mean?

I wanna… Give me a little time.
I'm gonna figure out,

I wanna make sure I do it right,

because, you know,
they're my only concern.

[upbeat music]

Well, hello.

[Khloé] Well, hello, Gorgina.

-What are you doing there?
-[Khloé chuckles]

I just wanted to get away and just…

relax for a little bit.

[Kourtney] I haven't watched
I Love Lucy in so long.

[Khloé] This is the best episode.

The grape episode.

-[laughter on TV]
-[Khloé chuckles]

She looks like a Dolce & Gabbana ad.

[Kourtney] Scoot over.

[sighs]

I wonder how many years
they filmed this show.

[Khloé] I don't know.

Are you okay?

[pensive music]

Do you wanna talk about anything?

No, I'm okay.

Since Rob moved out,

Khloé's been staying
at my mom's a little bit.

And I've told her that she could come stay
at my house whenever she wants to.

You know, I just feel bad that
she is carrying around so much stress.

[laughter on TV]

Isn't it crazy that you stomp grapes
like that and then people drink it?

-[Kourtney] Like, what if…
-[laughs]

How do you clean your feet?

I'm sure they have ways.

[upbeat music]

[Bruce] Look at all this.

Good job on bringing the sushi, Kylie.

-[Bruce] Got anything to drink?
-What's that?

[Bruce] Kylie's.

Thank you.

I've really enjoyed it, being out here,

with all the commotion
that's going on at the other house.

Every time I go back, it's like, mm…

I mean, there's, like,
six people living in the house.

I've got no space whatsoever.

I get a little corner in the garage.

I think I've been
partially happier out here,

kind of out of that house.

And I just want you guys
to be comfortable with that.

-You know?
-[Kendall] Dude, what is this?

Are we divorced parents' kids now?

-Like, I'm so, like, confused.
-No.

-Mom and I are doing just great.
-Okay.

But I don't wanna live
like I have divorced parents.

[somber music]

Well, we're not getting divorced.

Why do you care
about being alone out here so much,

when your wife and kids,
who are still growing up,

are in Hidden Hills?

Over the years,

I haven't been treated
that well over there.

I get up in the morning,
I'm scrutinized what I wear,

what I do this, what I say.

And you've seen it.

[Kylie] I agree.

You would agree? Yeah.

I think if you're happier
for yourself out here,

-then you should be out here.
-[Bruce] Yeah.

I think it sucks that
my dad wants to live in Malibu

because I love to see him every day.

But I feel like if he's happier there,
then I'm definitely happier.

[Bruce] The bottom line is,
is Mom and I are doing just fine.

We seem to be doing better,
and both of us happier with some distance.

-[Kendall] Well, do you?
-[Bruce] We love each other.

I love you guys.
We're still the family. Yeah.

[Kendall] Even though my dad
says him and my mom are fine,

I'm still kind of having my doubts,
wondering if that's true or not,

and I can kind of assume
what's gonna happen,

and I'm not really looking forward to it.

[Kendall] Do what you want.

[upbeat music]

-[Khloé] Kim, you look so good.
-[Kim] Thank you.

[Khloé] Mm.

[Kendall] Oh, my God,
you're actually hitting her.

-Mom!
-[chair clanks]

-Mom! Help me.
-[water trickling]

What, what are we all doing here?

[Khloé] Something's happening.

[Kris] We're just gonna go have
a family meeting.

I have no idea.

[Kris] All right,
let's go in the den, everybody.

[Khloé] I'm getting scared.

I don't really know what's happening.

Seeing Bruce is alarming
because Bruce hasn't been here in a while.

[Khloé] Oh, my God, Scott's here too?
We're definitely…

-[Khloé] Something is happening.
-[Kendall] You look like a…

[Khloé] What is happening?

And then for Rob to be here too?

'Cause Rob, like, never does anything
we tell him to do.

This is just, like, getting weird,
and I'm getting very paranoid,

and I just am freaked out, I don't know.

What is going on?

You wanna start this off?

No, you can.

-[Khloé] Uh-oh.
-What the hell's going on here?

Actually, we brought
the family meeting together,

kind of go through
the status of your mother and I

and kind of where we're at.

Kris and I are kind of deciding
what we wanna do in the future

and where we wanna go,
and both Mom and I seem to be very happy

with the arrangement
that we have right now.

So, for the time being,
we're gonna keep, uh, the beach house.

Where does that stand for you two?

Nobody's getting a divorce,
nobody's doing anything right now.

[Kris] I just think we both decided
we just always wanna be,

-first and foremost, family and friends.
-[Bruce] Yeah.

But don't you think
that living apart too long

will make you guys really enjoy that?

[Khloé] I said that way before
they even did this.

Upstairs in Mom's closet, I said,

"Too much time apart is, like
that's where you get comfortable."

[Kris] And we're fine with that,

and we need you to understand this
and be okay with it.

We're better as friends
than we are the other way.

-[Kris] And we don't--
-So, then why are you still married?

-Get a divorce.
-[intense music sting]

Why are you scared of getting a divorce?

-[Kris] We're not scared of that, it just
-Yeah, you are.

-takes a minute to get used to it.
-Get a divorce if that's…

If you wanna be friends, get a divorce.

Why are you still together?

Why are you so angry? Does it bother you

-that they're still married?
-Because they're obviously hiding it.

-No.
-[Scott] I think she's bothered that

they're sugarcoating the living situation

-and there's a bigger picture.
-Yeah.

Yeah, it bugs me that you guys are, like,
trying to, like, hide something

that everyone can obviously see.

I'm tired of dancing around the subject,
and I wanna know what's going on.

Like, I'm tired of guessing and wondering.

I just really wanna know.

[Kris] Kourtney and Kimberly
probably remember

that when Daddy and I got divorced,
there was a lot of tension.

We need to do it our way,
and if it means we're gonna get divorced,

we'll tell you right away.
We're trying to figure that out.

But the process isn't fun.

It sucks on a lot of levels.

You know, I just, I don't wanna get crazy.

I just didn't want this to turn
into an emotional thing.

I think that what I'm saying is,

it's just… You know, it, it's…

We're trying to be honest.

You guys want honesty,
and we're trying to be really honest,

and our feelings are our feelings,
and they're our feelings together.

You know, we're just doing it our way.

It doesn't mean that we still
can't be in each others' lives.

We have kids together.

He loves you guys very much, all of you,

and so do I.

[Bruce] We're always here for you guys.

We always have been,
and we always will be.

I think none of us
want you guys to get a divorce,

but we do want you guys
to be happy, and so…

-I'm not happy, and he's not happy.
-Right, okay.

-So thank you.
-You don't have to yell, like…

-But that's all that you need to say.
-Okay.

Let us do our thing.

Stop yelling at me,
or I'm gonna start yelling at you.

Seriously, don't [bleep] yell at me.

[tense music]

Don't [bleep] with me,
'cause I'm the wrong one.

Stop yelling at me,
or I'm gonna start yelling at you.

Seriously. Don't [bleep] yell at me.

[Khloé] We want you guys to be happy.
I think just, sometimes,

you guys aren't willing to admit things
to yourselves until it's that time.

I wanna do it as mature adults,
because, you know what?

Life is too short.

[Kendall] And we won't
be siblings anymore.

-That's not true.
-[Khloé] That's not true.

Oh, it's not true!

[Khloé] Yeah, don't cry.

I mean, I am very, very protective
over Kendall and Kylie.

For Kendall to say that
we're not gonna be sisters anymore…

that really, really affects me.

-It's your half-sister and brother.
-[Khloé] We have the same blood.

Well, I don't know about me,
but they have the same blood.

-Stop it, Khloé.
-[laughter]

[Khloé] There's no bad blood.
My mom and Bruce do get along.

I really do think
they're better just living apart.

[Kourtney] Well, thank you
for explaining that to us.

Ultimately, I think
they're making the right decision,

because I think
life is all about being happy,

and I think everyone deserves to be happy.

And no matter what happens,
I mean, Bruce is still our dad.

You know, he raised us
since I was, like, 11 years old.

And that'll never change.

We're always gonna be sisters.

[Bruce] I'm definitely Team Bruce
over Team Kris.

-[Khloé] You didn't know that?
-[Bruce] Yeah.

[Kourtney] Do you guys care
if you guys date other people?

I'm asking.

[Rob] Oh, my God.

Nobody's… No, I don't…

-Okay.
-[Rob] But we're always here for you too.

[Bruce] Yeah, I know.

[Rob] And as the man of this house,
I say that.

-[Bruce] There you go, Rob. There you go.
-[Kris] All right, Rob.

-[Bruce] Way to step up.
-[all laugh]

[upbeat music]

[Kim] You should work out
with me and my trainer.

What time?

We did 7:30 this morning.

I have to do it very strategically.

With the feeding, she has to feed
between 9:00 and 9:30.

So, the other day,
I overheard mom at four in the morning,

talking about Khloé and Lamar.

Khloé is going through so much,

and sometimes,
I don't know what to do to help her.

As a family,
we just need to be there for Khloé

and help her figure out
whatever her next step is,

and that's all we can do.

I just feel bad if she's going
through something alone

and feels like she can't talk to us.

I know, 'cause does she think we're gonna…

Judge her?

I just feel like Khloé has taken years

to open up to someone,
to really fall in love,

and this is, like, the first time
she's really been in love.

-I know.
-[Kim] Like, for real, so to…

have that all not work out
the way she hoped it would,

-I think would just be so sad for her.
-[Kourntney] Mm-hmm.

It, like, really breaks my heart.
If I think about it long enough,

I could cry, bible.

I'll cry at the end of the day.
With not-fresh makeup.

[upbeat music]

So, Us Weekly's running
a huge story on Bruce and I tomorrow.

Saying what?

[Kris] Saying that we're living apart,
which I feel like everybody knows anyway,

but just our comments,
'cause Bruce and I made a statement.

What did you say?

We said that we are happier this way,

and that we really love
and respect each other,

and we're best friends,
and we always will be,

and we talk three times a day
on the phone.

It was like two sentences.

I don't want it to be crazy,
especially when it's innocent.

[Kim] I've definitely had my fair share
of the press attacking me,

and I feel like gossip stories
are now gonna start,

and they're gonna try and pin my mom
and Bruce against each other,

and that's just what's so hard.

But I think, together as a family,
we just have to, you know, stick together.

I can't see because of the sun.

It's crazy.

I'm going.

[upbeat music]

[Kendall] I need to have a serious talk
with you about this ponytail.

-I really need it gone.
-Oh.

Within the next day.

-Seriously, you need to…
-I love the ponytail.

-[Kendall] No. Take the ponytail out.
-[Bruce] Don't you like the ponytail?

-Come on now.
-Come on. It's just growing in.

[Bruce] God!

You wore shoes like that
to hit golf balls?

[Kendall] Yup. I'm probably
not gonna hit any golf balls.

Oh, come on,
you gotta hit some golf balls.

-[Kendall] Not when they're gonna take…
-[Bruce] Here you go.

…snapshots of me.

-Uh, I think they're leaving.
-No, they're not.

[Kylie] There's four of them
sitting right there in the tree.

-[Kylie] They will never leave.
-[Bruce] Okay.

The most difficult thing in all of this

is not dealing with Kris
or the kids or the family.

We can all deal with that.

It's the stupid media,

and the paparazzi
can drive you absolutely crazy.

[man 1] Hey, Bruce. How are you?

[Bruce] So help me, I'll [bleep]
I'll hit that thing.

-[man 1] What?
-[Bruce] Okay, so put it down.

[man 1] You know,
you're in the news about a split?

-[Bruce] Okay. Listen, you…
-[man 2] Don't move.

[Bruce] Listen you…
listen you [bleep] bottom feeders.

-[man 1] What?
-[Bruce] Get the [bleep] out of here.

[Bruce] You're on private property.
I just called the cops.

So you can both get
the [bleep] out of here.

You hear me?

Get the [bleep] out of here!

[Bruce] You hear me?

Get the [bleep] out of here.

[intense music]

Now I feel better.

[applauding]

-Thank you.
-[man 3] That was a swing.

I so, want to just give them
the finger right now.

[Bruce] Oh, I was going to earlier.

[Kendall] Should the three of us
do it right now, give them the finger?

-[Kendall] Do you give us permission?
-[Bruce] Yeah. Why not?

[Bruce] One, two, three.

Give it to 'em.

[bleep] you, guys.

Yay!

[siren blares]

[Kendall laughs]
That was so fun!

[Kendall] Despite everything,
I really appreciate that my dad

is taking the time to make sure
Kylie and I are okay.

This is how you do it. No, get over there.

-You're inter…
-[Kylie] I wanna be on yours.

[Bruce] Get over there.
You've got your own balls.

And I know that
he'll always be there for me.

-Kylie, get your butt over here.
-No, Dad.

You know I don't know how to golf.

But you got to practice.
You got to start some time.

[Bruce] Come on, there's nothing hotter
than a girl that can play golf.

I'll prove it to you. Guys…

Is there anything hotter in life
than a chick that can hit the ball?

-Absolutely not.
-[Bruce] Absolutely not!

-[Bruce] See? Every time!
-[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

-[all exclaiming]
-Who misses me?

-[Kendall] We do!
-[Bruce] Come on. Here I am.

Hello. Where's the ponytail?

-Don't encourage.
-Don't… yeah.

[Bruce] Things haven't changed.

-You're dressed in black…
-Hi, Dad!

[Bruce] …and again,
she's got a glass of wine.

[Kris] Oh. What a shock.

You guys, can we go… all go outside?

'Cause it's so beautiful out there,
and we'll go sit out on the pavilion?

[Khloé] Is Rob coming
to this meeting or no?

[Kris] No, Rob is at the doctor
getting a physical.

I think it's just because he gained weight
in a really short amount of time.

-[Kris] His liver was almost gone.
-And his…

-He has no serotonin.
-[Kris] No serotonin.

-Oh, well, that…
-[Kris] Like, crazy levels

that make you depressed.

They think that there's a bigger reason

why he gained 65 pounds
in a couple of months.

[Brandon] Wow, poor guy.

[Kris] It's just so sad. It's sad.

[Brody] How's Lamar?

[Khloé] He's okay.

Uhm, I talked to him today.
I just dropped him off, like…

He asked for, like, just…
like, underwear and, like, just basics.

Where is he living?

-He stays in our loft.
-[Brody] Okay.

Downtown.

[pensive music sting]

But he, like,
wanted to go see a movie today.

Like, he was in good spirits today.

-That's good.
-Did he go?

He wanted to go with me. I said I can't.

Poor guy.

Poor you.

[Kris] Kim, didn't you call this meeting?

[Bruce] Kim called the meeting?

[Kim] Yeah, I actually did.

[Kim] My mom and Bruce expressed
that they're getting a separation,

and there's already been so many
stories that say, like,

the boys don't like my mom,

and they're so happy
that they're getting separated.

I just think we should all be
on the same page.

[Brody] What is the page?

What's the page?
Yeah. What's the page, guys?

What's going on?

[Kim] Even if they are fake stories,
I know that sometimes,

if you hear it enough,
you will believe it.

[pensive music]

[Kim] I just think we should
all be on the same page.

[Brody] What is the page?

What's the page, guys?
You got to tell. What's going on?

I just saw, like,
over the weekend that, obviously,

since you guys announced
your separation or whatever,

I feel like there's just been
so many stories,

which was, like, bound to happen,

but I feel like we should have,
maybe, gotten ahead of it.

As soon as my mom and Bruce expressed
that this is what they were gonna do,

we should've had a family meeting
with all the Jenner kids too,

because I didn't even think about it,

but of course, there's gonna be crazy
stories and rumors that get out there.

[Kim] Obviously,
we can't control other people.

All we can control is ourselves.

So, don't believe any of it.

It's gonna say, you know,

"This one hates this one,
this one hates this one."

Now they're gonna, like,
try and just say that, like,

we're not close with our stepbrothers.

[Brandon] You know,
the, the truth is, Kendall and Kylie,

they're the most important thing
in all of this.

Yeah. We've all been through
our parents getting a divorce,

so we obviously know what it feels like.

-So I think if we're all…
-[Khloé] Also, we've never

experienced it on their level.

Like, we've done it privately.

They have to experience it
with everyone putting in their two cents.

You guys grew up, like,
for the most part, completely normal.

Like, we've grown up,

at our age, like, in a different light
than you guys have.

-Yeah. No, totally.
-[Kourtney] And that has to suck.

I like that you guys understand that.

We have to just stay together as a family,
keep connected,

and make sure that we communicate.

[Bruce] Right now, there's
so many things going on in our family.

It's just ridiculous.

But, hey, we've dealt with a lot
more difficult things in the past.

It's gonna be tough for everybody,
but, you know what, our family's strong.

We will survive.

Well, in all seriousness, it's very good
that you guys are very adult about this.

-God, she thinks she can rule.
-So if we're all so okay with it,

why can't everybody else
be so okay with it?

No one should give a [bleep]
about media coverage.

[Brody] Whoa! Whoa!

A family united, I agree.

[upbeat music]

[Kourtney] So,
aren't you excited to be here?

-[Kourtney] So beauteous.
-No, it really is.

We're gonna stomp
some grapes like I Love Lucy.

-Welcome, welcome.
-Thank you.

-Welcome to Malibu Rocky Oaks.
-Thank you.

[Kourtney] Khloé is going through so much,

and sometimes
I don't know what to do to help her,

but she always makes me laugh
in my toughest times.

Oh, who is that?

[Kourtney, Khloé] Kendall!

[Khloé] Kendall!

It's romantic.
[chuckles]

And that's all I can do for her,
is make sure that she laughs

and has a good time
while she's dealing with everything.

[Kourtney] Should I try
the I Love Lucy swoop?

-[Khloé] Don't let your vag hang out.
-[Kourtney] Like that.

[Kourtney] Wait, do we have
to wash our feet?

-[Howard] No, you're good.
-Kourtney, stomp like Lucy.

[Kourtney] Yolanda and Towanda.

[Khloé] Yolanda and Towanda.

[Kourtney] Wait,
we have to decide who is who.

[Kris] What are these names
that you guys have?

[both laugh]

Yolanda and Towanda
are mine and Kourtney's alter egos.

They are who we wanna be
when we just want to be wild and crazy.

Kourtney, what are you do…
[Khloé chuckling]

-[Kourtney] Don't splash.
-[Khloé] Kourtney…

[Khloé] One of the best things
about having a big family

is no matter what we're going through,
we're always there for each other,

and there's nothing better
that I would rather have,

especially right now, than a big family.

[Kourtney] How does this turn into wine?
I still don't get it.

[Howard] Well,
we put in the yeast and then,

it starts the fermentation process.

-[Khloé] Mm, put in the yeast, Kourt.
-[both chuckle]

[Kourtney] Should I open my legs?

That is so disgusting.

[all laugh]

-Hi-yah!
-[screams]

[Kourtney] Next on
Keeping Up With the Kardashians…

You need to have some hobbies
that help your anxiety.

I thought karate would be a good activity,
but it's kind of weirding me out a bit.

Have you been to one of his classes?

[Kris] Hello, Sonoma!

-To our new friendship.
-Hi, Kim.

-[Kim] Where are you?
-We're in Beverly Hills.

I just don't understand
why you guys would lie to me.

Hi, Lamar. You okay?

Just know we're always here
to support you.

I think Khloé would be able to forgive him

if he tried to get his life
in order for her.