15x12 - The Betrayal

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♪ ♪

JONATHAN: Hi.
Oh, there's, like, thousands of

trampolines.
KOURTNEY: Who's ready to

jump? (Indistinct chatter)

JONATHAN: Gotcha. I got ya!

PENELOPE: I'm not jumping.
KOURTNEY: Why? I'm gonna

jump. Mase.
JONATHAN: Wait, Mason, but

you got to do this.
You got to run into the wall.

MASON: No, I don't.
JONATHAN: Yeah, look.

(Kourtney gasps) Whoa. Ooh, ooh!

MASON: I'm out.
KOURTNEY: Why? You're out?

JONATHAN: That's crazy (bleep).

That's some crazy (bleep).
KOURTNEY: My kids are so

cranky.
They like to sit on the side.

JONATHAN: Look how mad they
both are.

KOURTNEY: I'm telling you,
two minutes later, they'll be

fine. Oh, my God.

(shouts) Whoo!

Oh, my God... (laughs) I fell.

I'm gonna try it again.
(laughing): Oh, my God.

I'm literally, I'm gonna pee my
pants.

(Jonathan laughs) Oh, my God!

JONATHAN: That's what I'm
talking about!

MASON: I want to try.
JONATHAN: Hit...

You got to hit the wall.
KOURTNEY: Mase.

MASON: Whoa. KOURTNEY: Whoo!

MASON: Come on, P!
KOURTNEY: My kids came back.

JONATHAN: Well, you called it.

(Kourtney laughs) ♪ ♪

♪ ♪

KHLOE: So I just left my
first doctor's appointment in.

Cleveland ever, and we are about
two weeks out, two and a half

weeks max from me giving birth.
Something that I'm super

grateful about is that the show
basically documents all of these

great moments in time, and that
we get to have kind of really

expensive, well-produced home
videos.

And since I was on maternity
leave from the show, I decided

to film everything myself, um,
or have a friend sh**t it,

so I'm able to have a great
video for True one day.

I'm so nervous.
I don't know why... well, I know

why, it's just scary.
I'm just scared of the labor,

'cause that just scares me.
Oh, and I've been having

contractions, which is kind of
cool 'cause they're not that

painful.
But that's why we're not

concerned, 'cause they're not
that painful.

(laughs)
It's the homestretch, two weeks,

and then I get to be with her
and see what she looks like, and

meet her and... But I'm excited.

♪ ♪

KENDALL: So all of this is
gonna be painted all green.

We're gonna, like, fix this
door a bit.

SCOTT: Wait, did you sell the
other house quickly, or you

still have it?
KENDALL: Literally, in less

than a month.
We sold it so fast, that's why

I'm homeless right now.
So this room's just like...

SCOTT: Formal?
KENDALL: Yeah, exactly.

This is gonna be used to, like,
hang out, or whatever.

This is the TV room.
SCOTT: This is nice.

KENDALL: So we're putting,
like, a big hundred-inch here.

SCOTT: Are they gonna recess
it into the wall?

KENDALL: No.
I just don't really care.

SCOTT: It's kind of nice.
(Kendall laughs)

I want to see this yard.
KENDALL: This is it.

SCOTT: It looks damn good.
KENDALL: They're gonna redo

it completely, basically.
Like, fill it in more.

SCOTT: And how's that tub?
KENDALL: It's not horrible.

Comfortably, three people, four
people.

SCOTT: Yeah.
Depending on the size.

I think you'll like it up here.
KENDALL: Yeah.

SCOTT: It feels safe and secure.

KENDALL: And I can, like, get
to Calabasas and, like, my

horses easier.
SCOTT: Haven't you been

riding a lot more lately?
KENDALL: Yeah.

I just got a new horse.
SCOTT: That's fun.

KENDALL: She's real cute.
SCOTT: It's nice to do

things.
KENDALL: I feel like I have

no one to do anything with.
SCOTT: I mean, I would say I

would come horseback riding with
you, but I probably wouldn't.

But I'm down to do any other
kind of fun activities.

KENDALL: We should do stuff.
Yeah, I feel like you're my only

person left that likes to do fun
things.

SCOTT: Well, also,
everybody's, like, bedridden

with a child.
KENDALL: Yeah. Right.

I'm literally the only one
without a kid.

SCOTT: I used to always run
around with Khloe, but now she's

got a baby coming.
Kylie was, like, your go-to.

She's got a kid.
My kids are, like, growing up.

KENDALL: Looks like the
universe is just drawing us

together. ]] SCOTT: It's just...

That's all we need in life.
(Kendall laughs)

You know, I feel like me and
Kenny have always had a lot in

common.
You know, we're both models.

Just kidding.
You know, we're both really into

doing stuff that gets our
adrenaline going, and with

everybody having babies now,
Kendall's pretty much the only

person that can basically move.
Oh, is this, for-for some odd

reason, I, like, knew...
KENDALL: (gasps) Oh, my God.

SCOTT: You were going
after that machine.

I don't know why.
You started thinking about

doing activities, it looked like
a big bowling ball.

KENDALL: We can just build
this house together.

SCOTT: There's a lot of...
Whoa! Whoa!

You got to get on a helmet.
KENDALL: I know.

♪ ♪

KHLOE: I have been on this
birthing ball for how long,

Malika?
MALIKA: Um, like, the last

three hours.
KHLOE: And I love this thing.

It's supposed to, like, help the
baby get into position, and.

Malika is with me because
Tristan is on the road and...

MALIKA: I'm baby daddy two.
KHLOE: And so she's my second

baby daddy.
And he wanted her to be here

in case anything happens,
'cause I'm very close to

delivering, but so far...
MALIKA: I can't wait.

I can't wait, I can't wait.
KHLOE: Come on, birthing

ball, let's birth.
MALIKA: Come on, baby.

♪ ♪

KIM: Hi.
OLIVIA: Oh, my God, the brown

hair. Nice to see you.
KIM: I'm having a really bad

hair day.
Have you guys ever been here?

OLIVIA: No. ]] KIM: Yeah.

OLIVIA: I haven't been...
KIM: But she's so nice.

Natalie and Olivia are
friends that I have kind of

recently become friends with.
NATALIE: Kim.

What if it becomes trendy to
have a hairy armpit?

KIM: That... I cannot stand
when girls are into that.

NATALIE: I know, but I feel
like it's creeping in, like, the

hairy armpit things.
OLIVIA: Well, I'll never do

it, so I don't care.
KIM: It's kind of different

now that I'm a mom.
Sometimes it's fun to have

friends that aren't my mom
friends, that I can just have a

good time with.
NATALIE: I have been so

hungry lately, I can't control
myself.

♪ ♪
KIM: (groans) I can hardly

sit from my workout.
They have, like, a green apple

sake. ]] OLIVIA: Do they?

Should we do it?
We'll do the apple sake.

NATALIE: Let's try it.
KIM: Like, the tiniest,

tiniest, tiniest bit.
OLIVIA: Kim, one day...

KIM: I have to be, like, in
Vegas to get wasted.

OLIVIA: Okay, one day, we'll
get wasted.

NATALIE: Well, having a drink
at lunch isn't gonna get you

wasted, Kim.
OLIVIA: Don't booze-pressure

her. NATALIE: I'm booze-shaming

her. (Laughter)

NATALIE: Peer pressure, peer
pressure.

Drink, Kim, drink.
OLIVIA: I think now that

you're a mom of three, we got to
get you gooned.

KIM: Yeah, but then if I
can't get up in the morning to

take the kids to school, it's,
like, a whole other thing.

NATALIE: But I think you're
really underestimating the

amount of, like, mothers that
are drunk all day long.

(Kim chuckles)
Kim, just trust us, okay?

OLIVIA: What you do, you
could do a starter pack with us.

On the low. NATALIE: Yeah, see?

We could even stay in.
KIM: Just at home?

NATALIE: Yeah, at home.
OLIVIA: Three girls just

getting gooned, I don't know.
KIM: My -year, um, reunion

is in two weeks.
OLIVIA: Are you kidding?

KIM: That's a time where I
would drink.

I would get totally drunk.
NATALIE: Yeah, that would be

a great time.
OLIVIA: Well, especially

because it was a girls' school.
So it really is time with the

girls.
NATALIE: Yeah, get sloshed

with your old-timers, yeah.
OLIVIA: "Sloshed with the"

"old-timers." ]] KIM: Yeah.

-year reunion.
How crazy is that?

Just to even think.
NATALIE: Okay, let's just not

say that. ]] KIM: It's wild.

NATALIE: Are we that old?
(laughter)

KIM: I have honestly been
waiting to go to a high school

reunion since I graduated.
There was, like, a group of us

that were best friends, and I'm
so excited to reconnect with

them. I will say, this is pretty

amazing, though.
This tastes like, yeah.

NATALIE: Tastes like apples.
KIM: Did you fill this up?

OLIVIA: Yes, she did.
KIM: Just a little refill.

OLIVIA: Cheers to life, ladies.

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Malika and I just left
the doctors.

Get into frame.
MALIKA: I just saw my baby.

She's so cute.
KHLOE: Ugh, I look crazy.

I'm one and a half centimeters
dilated.

My cervix is really...
MALIKA: Soft and ready.

KHLOE: Smushy.
So basically, any time.

With every day, I definitely was
excited, but I was more anxious.

'Cause, you know, it's just the
unknown.

You don't know what's gonna
happen.

And I think people put such a
scary... just, perception of

birth into your head, so it's
just, like, it's a terrifying

thought to think, "Oh, my God,
I have to deliver a baby out of"

my vag*na."
Like, that's just, sounds so

terrifying.
MALIKA: Khloe's about to go.

Yeah!
SCOTT: I thought, you know,

if me and Kenny got out, in the
open sand, it would be kind of

fun.

(Kendall screams) (phone chimes)

(Kendall gasps)
SCOTT: What's popping?

(phones chiming)

What? Stop.
KIM: There's a video of.

Tristan making out with a girl
last night.

Khloe's gonna die.

♪ ♪

SCOTT: I feel like you really
could just, like, k*ll somebody

and then drop their body back
here and no one would ever find

it. ]] WOMAN: Hi.

SCOTT: Hey.
WOMAN: Hi, this is Sylvia.

SCOTT: How are you? Scott.
KENDALL: Hi, I'm Kendall,

nice to meet you.
SCOTT: You know, when I was a

kid, I used to always ride ATVs
or quads or whatever you want to

call it, and I remember it being
a really good time in my life.

So I thought, you know, if me
and Kenny got out in the open

sand, it would be kind of fun.
KENDALL: Good, how are you?

JORGE: Welcome to Enjoy the
Mountain, this is Jorge.

KENDALL: I'm Kendall.
JORGE: Kendall, nice to meet

you. ]] SCOTT: Hey, Scott.

How are you?
JORGE: You can grab the

handlebar now, please.
Just steer left, right and

point forward again.
Where the front wheels are

pointing, that's where it's
gonna go.

I'm gonna go first, then it's
going to be you, then you're

gonna be the last one, okay?
(engine whirring)

Ready, Kendall? ♪ ♪

KENDALL: Whoo!

SCOTT: The whole ATV'ing is
fun, but it's not exactly

extreme.

I mean, I'm pretty sure
grandmothers could ride these

little dirt bikes around town.
KENDALL: Whoo! (Laughs)

JORGE: You made it. Good job.

You did a good job. Well done.

How was the ride? KENDALL: Fun.

JORGE: It was fun?
KENDALL: Thank you.

(exhales)
SCOTT: It was therapeutic.

Wasn't really an extreme sport,
but...

KENDALL: No, it was fun.
SCOTT: It felt nice.

It was, like, relaxing.
Is that a spray tan or is that

dirt?
KENDALL: No... that's my arm.

That's the dirt. SCOTT: Holy...

KENDALL: Spray tan?
SCOTT: You're an animal.

All right, I'm ready to hit the
showers.

KENDALL: Yeah, same. ♪ ♪

KENDALL: Mase's vibe is so
funny, he wants to be like you

so bad. ]] SCOTT: Really?

KENDALL: He wears his little
chains and he has his little

cool guy attitude.
And I'm just like, "You're so"

funny."
SCOTT: Today wasn't really an

extreme sport, but I'll tell you
what I really want to do more

than anything though, is go
skydiving.

KENDALL: Oh, my God. Like, no.

SCOTT: Yeah, I've always
wanted to.

KENDALL: It makes me so nervous.

SCOTT: I think it makes
everybody nervous.

That's the point, kind of.
You know, I've always wanted to

skydive.
I've actually always wanted to

become, like, a licensed
skydiver, just so when I went

on planes, I could bring a pack.
Just in case if things got

ugly, you could just jump out
and be good.

I don't know if that's legal,
but that always seemed like a

good idea. KENDALL: So scary...

SCOTT: I think you got to
just give, like, a "I don't give"

"a (bleep)" vibe and then once
you're out, it's probably an

unbelievable experience.
I'm actually a little surprised,

'cause I kind of thought she
would be into it hands down, but

she seems a little reluctant.
KENDALL: This was my

agreement: I will go, I will get
get in the plane and I will go

up.
SCOTT: Oh, well, that's fine.

KENDALL: But I don't know if
I can guarantee that I will

jump out.
SCOTT: Nobody can guarantee

that.
KENDALL: No, but I heard that

if you get in the plane and you
take off, they make you jump.

SCOTT: No. Not a chance.
No chance.

That's fully illegal.
(Kendall groans)

They're not gonna push you out
of the plane.

♪ ♪

KHLOE: So this is my new life.

All I do is sit on this
birthing ball.

Sleeping, I can't get
comfortable, sitting.

And really, the only place I
feel comfortable is this ball.

It's really just a (bleep)
workout ball, but they call it a

birthing ball, and you bounce,
you do whatever.

Oh, my gosh, can we talk about
the breathing?

When I am watching these videos
back and I am hearing... ugh...

The breathing, I sound like a
full-blown beast and I can't

handle it.
I mean, I have a little

munchkin sitting on my lungs,
so I guess it's to be expected,

but holy cow. (Exhales)

I'm out of breath right now.
(chuckles)

♪ ♪

KIM: You know what I would
dream for?

I would dream to sit in bed
and have no one bug me and

watch whatever shows I want.
SARAH: Right. You would do

that for two days and then you'd
be like, "I'm so lonely, where"

"is everyone?" Trust me.

KIM: Yeah, but there is
nothing like, just a good

night's sleep.
I got pushed in my sleep...

SARAH: Yeah, but I've done
that my whole life.

KIM: All (bleep) night long.

I have the biggest bed and
I got pushed and kicked...

SARAH: Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
KIM: All night long.

SARAH: You have three
beautiful kids, though.

I'd so much rather get kicked
off the bed than have the whole

bed to myself.
Our bodies are made for

spooning, Kim.
I spoon my dog, that's it.

KIM: That's disgusting.
People like you are sick in the

head. ]] KOURTNEY: Honey.

(phone ringing)

Oh, you're in Stormi's room.
How cute are you?

So I feel like, maybe we should
just go to Cleveland earlier...

KYLIE: I agree.
KOURTNEY: And see Khloe,

and, like, be there.
KYLIE: Yeah.

KOURTNEY: Early, like, for
the birth.

KIM: I just, like, have my
year high school reunion, that I

really wanted to go to, but...
and Khloe's like, "go to that",

that's more important."
KOURTNEY: On the th?

KIM: Yes.
Khloe has been timing out her

pregnancy and we think her
baby's gonna come sooner than we

anticipated, and, like,
literally, the doctor thinks it

could happen right on the day of
my -year reunion.

SARAH: Kim, I feel like you
need to go to your high school

reunion.
You've been talking about it

for two years.
KIM: I know, right?

But what if Khloe, Khloe's
having her baby?

KYLIE: I think Khloe's just
saying, "Go to that, it's more"

"important, or do this," but I
think she really wants us to be

there.
Imagine how she, like, how you'd

feel like.
Different states, already weird.

She has the baby and none of us
are there, it'll just...

I know, like, she's stressed
now, but after, she's gonna want

us, like...
She's gonna be like, "(bleep)"

where are they?"
KIM: So years, I've been

waiting for this.
I've been so excited.

But I feel like Khloe really
needs me right now, so, I don't

know what to do.
So what do I do?

Birth, or -year reunion?

KENDALL: Getting a little
nervous.

SCOTT: Today is the day that
we are going to jump out of a

perfectly good airplane.
MAN: There's no turning back

now.
KENDALL: I don't think I can

do it.
WOMAN: We're wondering how

you balance your
responsibilities?

KRIS: Well, I think as far
as... what, you want to answer

that?
KOURTNEY: They said you have

to check your phone right this
second.

KRIS: Oh.
Khloe's in full-blown labor and

I'm in charge of bringing the
doctor.

We should have come last night.
I knew it.

(sighs) (bleep)

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Just got out of the
shower.

Um, the baby has been really
low, which is good.

The baby's dropped, what they
say.

Um, yeah.
I mean, I feel good, I'm just

anxiously waiting for...
the baby to get here.

(sighs) My little, my babe.

So, exciting.
The countdown is real.

♪ ♪

KOURTNEY: Do you like me?
KRIS: Hi, boo-boo.

Wait.
Kim didn't realize that you

lived here now. ]] KIM: Yeah.

KRIS: Do you love living out
there in the guesthouse?

Do you feel safe?
KENDALL: I don't live out

there, I live in here.
KRIS: Oh, you do?

KENDALL: Yeah. KRIS: What room?

KENDALL: The master...
KRIS: Stop, you took over.

Khloe's master?
KENDALL: She told me I could.

KRIS: That is a badass move.
KENDALL: I bet you she would

have... KRIS: I like your style.

(chuckles): I love your style.
KIM: You know, I've been

dying to go to my high school
reunion.

I'm literally in a group chat
with my friends right now.

KRIS: Stop.
KIM: But I'm nervous 'cause.

Khloe's supposed to... that's the
weekend that the doctor is going

out to see Khloe.
KRIS: What day is the high

school reunion? ]] KIM: Friday.

KRIS: Oh, wow. ]] KIM: Yeah.

If I want to go to the reunion
on Friday night, can you just

fly out a little bit later and
I'll fly with you?

'Cause my reunion's at, like,
: .

KRIS: I've already told
Dr. A that we're gonna get on

a plane Friday morning.
And I just want to get there,

'cause this is giving me anxiety
just not being there.

I just want to settle in and
make sure she has everything she

needs.
You know, there's a lot to do.

Because God forbid she goes into
labor.

Then at least Doctor A's there,
I'm there.

I mean, I wish I could leave
now.

So we're gonna go.
You can't get on that plane.

You need to go to your reunion,
I get it.

KIM: All right, well, you go,
and I'll think about it.

KRIS: All right.
KIM: It's like, I really want

to go to my -year reunion, so
I'll just, I-I cannot plan...

It's like, my -year reunion's
really important to me, also.

KRIS: Yeah.
KIM: They're both are.

I-I want to go to both, and I
feel like I can go to both.

KRIS: Uh, Khloe's birth,
-year reunion.

It should be Khloe's birth.
KIM: I know, but I just feel

like I can do both.
So I'm just, like, I-I have to

be really last-minute on this.
KRIS: Of course you do.

Okay.
KIM: Like, I just can't make

too many plans.
KRIS: It'll be fine.

I'm gonna be in Cleveland.
So you have fun.

KIM: Okay.
KRIS: Okay? You do you.

I'm gonna do me. ]] KIM: Okay.

KRIS: Okay.
How about you, Kenny?

KENDALL: I don't know. ♪ ♪

KENDALL: How are you?
SCOTT: Scott, nice to meet

you.
So today is the day that we are

going to jump out of a perfectly
good airplane.

And I'm very excited.
I got to tell you.

SCOTT SMITH: You excited?
KENDALL: Mm... I don't know.

SCOTT SMITH: So you haven't
jumped before, have you?

KENDALL: Never.
I'm getting a little nervous.

SCOTT SMITH: Pull those leg
straps up over your knees.

And then slip your arms back.

KENDALL: How many times have
you jumped?

Do you have, like...
SCOTT SMITH: About , .

KENDALL: Stop.
SCOTT SMITH: Been jump...

This summer will be years.
KENDALL: Really?

SCOTT SMITH: Mm-hmm.
KENDALL: Has anything crazy

happened to you?
I mean like, scary?

SCOTT SMITH: I've had a
couple sprained ankles over the

years.
KENDALL: Obviously, my only

real fear is, like, the
parachute situation.

SCOTT SMITH: Parachutes are
super reliable these days.

But again, they're...
KENDALL: "These days."

SCOTT SMITH: (laughs)
years ago, they weren't,

weren't quite as good as what we
have right now. Yeah.

KENDALL: So if we get up
there and I change my mind, is

that okay?
SCOTT SMITH: That's fine.

KENDALL: Okay.
SCOTT: I feel like this is

the worst part.
KENDALL: No, I'm tripping out

a little bit.
Oh, it's time to get on the

plane. I'm so scared.

I can't breathe.
Do people, do people black out

often?
SCOTT SMITH: Not very often.

KENDALL: I'm getting nervous.
SCOTT: It's no big deal.

SCOTT SMITH: I think we're
ready.

KENDALL: Why am I doing this?
SCOTT: It's because you're

not just a model.
KENDALL: (bleep)

(Scott laughs)
I need to go home!

Oh, my God, it's happening.
SCOTT: So anyway...

KENDALL: Oh, my God, I'm
freaking out.

Ah! Oh, my gosh.

SCOTT: No turning back now.
KENDALL: What did I agree to?

SCOTT SMITH: All right, you
ready?

KENDALL: I don't think I can
do it.

WOMAN: You're all right.

MAN: You got this. You got this!

KENDALL: How fast does it all
happen?

MAN: About eight minutes.
SCOTT: I've been wanting to

do this forever, so I'm
comfortable.

But Kenny definitely doesn't
seem too comfortable.

And it kind of feels like
there's a very good chance

she's not going to jump out of
this plane.

KENDALL: I don't know.
SCOTT: I mean, listen, Kenny

said she wanted to get her
adrenaline rumbling around.

So this is it.
KENDALL: Oh, my God.

I don't think I can do it.

(Kendall gasps) ]] KIM: Hey.

MALIKA: What the (bleep) is
that?

KIM: She's literally gonna go
into labor over this.

KOURTNEY: The whole thing
just really makes me disgusted.

KENDALL: Love you, Scott!
SCOTT: There's something I've

wanted to tell you! KENDALL: No!

SCOTT: I've always loved you!
SCOTT SMITH: Green light,

green light.
MAN: All right, start with

your right. (Kendall screams)

♪ ♪

KENDALL: Oh, my God.
I don't think I can do it.

MAN: You want to...
Want to take a look?

KENDALL: I don't think I can
do it.

(whimpers)
MAN: When you're ready to go,

we're good to go.
KENDALL: I can't.

I'm, like, literally shaking!
I'm sorry.

CAMERAMAN: Just count to three.

You can do this. I promise you.

These guys got you.
(Kendall moans)

MAN: One, two, three.
(Kendall screams)

♪ ♪

MAN (laughs): Yeah! Nice job.

SCOTT: (bleep) yeah, brah.
MAN: Pretty awesome, huh?

KENDALL: Whoo! Oh, my God!

PRODUCER: How was it?
SCOTT: Oh, it was sick.

KENDALL: It's crazy how many
emotions you go through.

MAN: Yeah. (Kendall whooping)

(laughs) ]] MAN: Ah, ha, ha!

KENDALL: I did it!
MAN: Whoo-hoo!

SCOTT: Ha, ha! KENDALL: Whoo!

We did it! SCOTT: That was sick.

KENDALL: I almost didn't go!
SCOTT: You know, I feel like

everyone sees Kendall as just
this beautiful supermodel, but

they don't realize that she's
pretty wild, too, and is into

doing pretty much anything.
I'm, like, a proud older

brother.
We both did it, and it's a good

experience, it's something we
can have forever.

All right, you ready to go back
up?

KENDALL: No! SCOTT: Ah, ha!

KENDALL: Scott, let's stand
in front of the plane.

Try and, like, get, like, a lot
of plane.

Like, maybe, like, maybe stand
there, and get it, like, that

way. ]] SCOTT: How's my bulge?

KENDALL: I can Facetune it
bigger for you.

SCOTT: Nice! (Kendall laughs)

♪ ♪
MAN: Three, two, one.

SCOTT: That was (bleep) dope.
Thank God you did it.

KENDALL: Yeah.
SCOTT: I was nervous for a

second.
So what was it like, right when

you were about to jump?
Was that, like, the scariest

point?
KENDALL: I was, like, on the

verge of tears; I was, like,
I was like, I'm gonna, I'm not,

like, I can't do this.
And I kept looking at everyone

being, like, "Are you sure? Are
you sure? Do you promise me?"

Do you promise me?"
And then they were like, "We

have more seconds.
If you want to go, you have to

"go now, or else we have to
circle around."

And I was like, "My dad would
yell at me right now if I wasn't"

going."
My dad would be like, "Get up

and get off the plane."
SCOTT: Right.

KENDALL: Like, I know that my
dad...

So I was like, "Oh, my God, I
have to do it."

And I was like, "Fine! One, two,
three," and then he jumped.

SCOTT: Yeah, I think that's
just how it is, like, you just

don't feel like you can do it...
KENDALL: Uh, I think it's

that way.
SCOTT: But then if you're

like, "Okay, go..."
KENDALL: Yeah.

SCOTT: It's gonna happen.
KENDALL: Mm-hmm.

SCOTT: Yeah, that was an
amazing experience, though.

KENDALL: Yeah. (Phone chiming)

(gasps) ]] SCOTT: Hmm?

(phone chimes) What's popping?

KIM: Wait, hold on one second.

SCOTT: Group? What? Stop.

Bro, that's pretty serious,
isn't it?

KENDALL: Wow. (Phone chimes)

SCOTT: Is that for sure, for
sure?

KENDALL: I don't know, that's
what I'm trying to find out.

That's insane.
SCOTT: I mean, you know the

only person to ask right now...
is Kim.

KENDALL: She's the one who
texted...

SCOTT: Oh, that's what I'm
saying.

What's her take on it?
KIM: Hold on.

(quietly): Yikes. Ugh...

There's video of Tristan making
out with a girl last night.

PRODUCER: Oh, no! KIM: I know.

Khloe's gonna die.
KENDALL: "The woman who"

filmed the clip said, 'I was
there and he was on the table

right next to us with a group of
friends.

"Everybody watched them make out
several times.'"

KOURTNEY: I mean, I can't
even imagine being in Khloe's

shoes.
Just how, like, reckless it all

seems.
This is really shocking, and

obviously, heartbreaking.
The whole thing makes me

disgusted.
KENDALL: I'm, like, in shock

right now; I don't even know
what to say.

SCOTT: This is out of...
KENDALL: Like, (bleep)

idiot. It's a sick joke.

SCOTT: (bleep)
KIM: Kylie just sent Khloe

the article.
Like, do I call Khloe?

KENDALL: Oh, no. SCOTT: What?

KENDALL: She def knows, but
she's not responding to the

texts.
KYLIE: No one had the courage

to tell Khloe 'cause we knew she
was days away from giving birth.

We didn't want to stress her
out, but we knew that it was the

right thing to do.
So I'm the one that told Khloe.

I didn't want to hurt her
feelings, but I felt like she

should hear from one of us,
versus on the Internet.

KENDALL: Oh, my God.
SCOTT: What?

KENDALL: Oh, my God, I'm
gonna cry for her.

SCOTT: No...
KIM: She's literally gonna go

into labor over this.
(phone ringing)

Hey. MALIKA: What the (bleep) is

that? ]] KHLOE: Hello?

KIM: Hey, are you okay?
Honestly, so many more stories

have come out, so many friends
are calling me with, like, so

many more things.
We thought she finally found her.

Prince Charming, and then,
(bleep).

KRIS: Hey. Are you contracting?

Oh, (bleep). I got to go.

KIM: Like, go.
KRIS: I got to go.

KIM: When there's something
crazy that goes on in our

family, we drop everything that
we're doing.

KHLOE: I don't want any
negativity in the delivery room.

I don't want anyone to talk
about it, make me feel

uncomfortable or him
uncomfortable.

MALIKA: He's definitely
gonna have to face you guys.

KOURTNEY: You are (bleep)
with all of us when you

disrespect one of us.

(phone ringing) ]] KIM: Hey.

MALIKA: What the (bleep) is
that?

KIM: Are you with her?
MALIKA: No, I'm not.

KIM: She's literally gonna go
into labor over this.

MALIKA: She's, like,
literally about to go into...

she's, like, literally about
to have the baby.

You couldn't (bleep) sit down?
KIM: Yeah, it's really

(bleep) embarrassing.
(phone chimes)

Hold on.
Khloe's texting me right now,

I'll call you back.
(line ringing)

KHLOE: Hello?
KIM: Hey, are you okay?

KHLOE: Yeah.
KIM: Do you want me to come

down there? KHLOE: No. I'm fine.

KIM: Are y-you... did you say
you're trying to come back here

to L.A.? KHLOE: I would love to.

I need to figure that out.
KIM: Well, do you want me to

get you a plane and figure it
out?

Do you want me to...
KHLOE: I need to ask if I can

travel.
I'm gonna call Dr. A and see if

I can get out of here.
KIM: I mean, I think you-you

just have to worry about
yourself right now, and just be

calm, because...
KHLOE (crying): I can't be

calm. Not right now.

KIM: Okay.
KHLOE: I'm trying to figure

it out. I'll call you back.

KIM: Okay, bye.
I mean, I definitely feel

helpless, because she's
confused, she doesn't know what

to do, and we don't really know
what to do, but we want to be

there for her.
And honestly, it's like I'm in

shock. We love Tristan.

Like, this is just nothing that
we suspected.

We thought she finally found
her, you know, Prince Charming

happy ending, and then, (bleep).
It's just, why her?

Like, it just, it really, really
sucks.

SCOTT: They're both in the
same house right now?

KENDALL: No, she kicked him out.

He's, like, he left the house.
We're trying to get her to come

home. ]] SCOTT: (bleep), man.

What... by the way... what the
(bleep) he even doing out in

the streets right now like that
anyway?

KENDALL: Right.
SCOTT: Like, I mean, she is

about to pop off, like...
Got to chill at home for a

minute. (Slurps)

I've really turned into such a
gentleman.

♪ ♪

KIM: You have an Instagram
account?

MJ: Yes.
KIM: What is your Instagram

account? MJ: Kimkardashian.com.

(both chuckle)
KIM: But what's your.

Instagram name?
MJ: I just push "Instagram."

KIM: Oh. MJ: I have the app.

KIM: Yeah. ]] MJ: (chuckles)

Isn't that what you do?
KRIS: Hey, Mom.

MJ: Hi. KRIS: You look cute.

MJ: Well, thank you.
KRIS: Hi, Kimbo.

KIM: Hi, Mom.
MJ: Love your shoes, Krissy.

KRIS: Thank you.
MJ: They're so cute.

KRIS: Thanks.
KIM: Oh, so, I called Khloe

today, and I was like,
"Honestly, so many more stories"

have come out, so many friends
are calling me with, like, so

many more things."
MJ: I just found out, so I've

just, you know, I'm still
crying, so I can't...

KIM: Oh, you just found out.
MJ: Yeah.

KIM: Oh. MJ: I'm really sad.

Ruined my makeup. ]] KIM: Yeah.

MJ: All the way over here.
KIM: You know, I told her,

"What is, what are you gonna get
out of him?"

I go, "Think about it.
You're gonna be worried and"

nervous and have an insecure
life, 'cause if he's not

faithful now..."
MJ: He'll never change.

KIM: Yeah, he'll never change.

When one thing comes out, you
kind of hope, like, "Okay, well",

maybe the video's old or maybe
it's a misunderstanding, maybe

"something," 'cause a picture
doesn't always tell the full

story.
But then, you know, two more

stories come out.
This is just, like, crazy.

And now, you know, you know it's
true.

MJ: Find-find a different type.

You know? ]] KIM: Yeah.

MJ: An accountant or something.

KIM: Yeah. Preach, Grandma.
MJ: A preacher.

KIM: An accountant. (Both laugh)

KRIS: Okay, so I need your
attention.

KIM: Yeah?
KRIS: This university... Brown.

University... they have a class
called "Keeping Up with Keeping."

"Up." ]] KIM: Yeah.

MJ: How cute.
KRIS: And I'm gonna surprise

the class by Skyping in.
Then I thought what I could do

is say that you're here, too...
KIM: Okay.

KRIS: And surprise you,
and MJ can pop in.

MJ: They'll be so excited.
KRIS: Where is Kourtney?

MJ: Upstairs getting her makeup.

KRIS: So I'll get on with
them now.

KIM: I can't believe they
have a class like that.

KRIS: Isn't that wild?
KIM: Yeah, to get credit for

school on our show... like,
that's crazy.

KRIS: The timing isn't great
with what's going on with Khloe.

KIM: But we can't really
reschedule the call, so, if

anything, it's like a good
distraction to get...

KRIS: For sure.
KIM: You know, our minds

off of everything. (Laughter)

KRIS: Hi, guys.
(indistinct chatter)

What are you...?
Oh, my God, it's all women?

ALL: Yes!
KRIS: Oh, that's so cool.

Well, hi. Happy Wednesday.

KIM: I could probably help
out with some reports.

(laughter)
That's crazy that you guys

actually get credit for this.
WOMAN: It's not that crazy,

because you guys are just so
relevant to American culture

that... and I think really, it
makes a lot of sense for us to

be studying you guys.
So, in general, why do you feel

like your family's become such
polarizing figures?

Where do you think that some of
that both positivity and

negativity comes from?
And then, how do you, I guess,

deal with that?
KIM: Sometimes I feel torn

about it, 'cause sometimes,
like, if I post a photo...

KOURTNEY: Hi, guys.
WOMAN: Oh, my God.

KIM: Welcome to the party.
KRIS: There she is.

KOURTNEY: Sorry. I was glamming.

KRIS: You're late, but go on.
KIM: Well, I think we've gone

through every crazy thing that
you could possibly imagine, and

we've shared that.
I think just people can relate

to that, whether they want us to
win or not.

I mean, it's so funny to me, the
people that are so bothered.

Like, I get it.
If it's not your thing, like,

it's not your thing, so don't...
You know, change the channel or

whatever, but at the end of the
day, people can criticize all

day long. We have each other.

(phone ringing)
KOURTNEY: Is that your phone?

KRIS: I don't know.
KIM: No. Um...

You don't know your ringtone?
KRIS: It's like everybody

else's. ]] KOURTNEY: That's not

everybody else's.
KIM: It's not everyone else's

ringtone.
That's a really annoying, loud

ringtone.
KRIS: So, it's annoying,

okay. ]] MJ: So they are normal.

KRIS: Just push the button.
WOMAN: We're wondering how

you balance your
responsibilities as both a

character on your show and also
a producer?

KIM: Kourtney?
KRIS: I think as far as...

What? You want to answer that?
KOURTNEY: They said you have

to check your phone right this
second.

KRIS: Oh. Okay, I got to go.

She's gonna answer that
question.

I'll be right back. KIM: Okay.

KOURTNEY: Um, I think...
I mean, we're always thinking

of, like... What?
KIM: Kourtney's not that good

at this role.
KOURTNEY: At producing?

(laughter)
No. I mean, people are always

coming up with fun things...
KRIS: Hey. No, but I can try

and get another plane.
Why? Are you contracting?

Ah, (bleep).
Okay, we should have come last

night. I knew it!

All right. No, I'm-I'm good.
I'm just, I'm gonna be calm.

I just, let me figure it out
and see how fast we can get out

of here.
She's in labor, like, full-blown

labor, and I'm in charge of
bringing the doctor.

Ah, (bleep).
I mean, what's gonna happen if.

Dr. A isn't there to deliver the
baby?

We've got to get there right
now.

It just doesn't get any worse.

KRIS: Hi. So, listen, Khloe's
in labor, so here's the thing.

Can you get to the airport by
: ?

ALIABADI: Let me... Yeah.
Let me go see my last patient,

and I'll run out.
KRIS: Okay. Bye.

(whispering): I got to go.
Wrap it up.

I got to go. ]] KIM: Okay.

KRIS: Do you want to just
pause them, or...?

KIM: Okay. One sec.
KRIS: I can't wait one

second.
KIM: Um, we have to go, but,

um, we are so excited that you
guys... this is actually a real

course. ]] KRIS: She's in labor.

MJ: She's what?
KRIS: I think she's in labor.

MJ: I thought so, with this.
KRIS: Yeah, yeah, so I got to

go get on a plane.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you so much.

KOURTNEY: Okay, bye, guys.
KIM: Thanks, you guys. Bye.

KRIS: Okay, I got to go.
I just moved the plane up, and I

think she's in labor.
KIM: Okay, well, to when?

KRIS: I knew we should have
gone last night, I knew it.

KIM: Do you want me to go
with you?

KRIS: No, you come in a
couple of days.

I'm going, I'm bringing the
doctor.

KIM: I'll go.
Like, I don't care.

KRIS: Uh, the only thing that
frightens me is that she's gonna

have this baby before I can get
there, and then she's giving

birth alone.
KIM: Hey, are you okay?

KHLOE: Yeah.
KIM: Um, how are you feeling?

Do you want me to come with Mom,
'cause I could go?

KRIS: I got to go.
Bye, everybody.

I love you. ]] KHLOE: Should the

contractions feel like period
cramps?

KOURTNEY: Yeah.
KIM: I'm here with Kourt and.

Grandma.
KHLOE: But they keep going

from different times, so I don't
understand if I'm feeling them.

KOURTNEY: Write it down.
KHLOE: Oh, no, one was at

: , one was at : , one was
at : something.

KIM: I feel like I should go.
KHLOE: : .

KOURTNEY: Yeah. ]] KIM: Okay.

KHLOE: And now, another one
was at : .

KIM: Okay, I'm gonna run and,
um, get my bag, and I'm gonna

come with Mom.
I'll call you right back.

KOURTNEY: Call Corey.
KIM: I'm on my way. Bye.

You know, when there's something
crazy that goes on in our

family, we just always drop
everything that we're doing and

go be supportive to them.
I obviously wanted to go to my

reunion, and I wanted to make
both work, but since my reunion

is in two days, it's like, game
over, it's doesn't matter.

I'm gonna go to Cleveland and be
there for her.

KHLOE: Mom's already
stressing me out.

KOURTNEY: Yeah.
KHLOE: When I said, "Hey, I"

think I'm having contractions,"
she said, "(bleep)."

And I go, "What?"
KOURTNEY: No, she comes in

the room.
She comes in the room and goes,

"I got to go.
I got to go, guys."

(Khloe laughs) Um...

KHLOE: She's just too much,
and then, I love Kim, and I love

all you guys, but, like, Kim...
You know, it's like everyone

wants me to make a decision
right this second, and I just

want to go and give birth, and
focus on that, and, like, try to

enjoy this, and try to enjoy it
with him.

PENELOPE: Mom, can we go
through my backpack?

KHLOE: As bad as... like, as
crazy as that sounds, I want to

enjoy this with him.
KOURTNEY: Yeah.

KHLOE: I don't want any
negativity in the delivery room.

I don't want anyone to talk
about it, make me feel

uncomfortable or him
uncomfortable.

Like, let's just act normal
for...

Give me a minute.
KOURTNEY: Yeah. Okay, I'll

keep you posted on what's going
on.

KHLOE: Okay, thank you.
KOURTNEY: Okay, bye.

MJ: Love you, Khlo.

KHLOE: So, the date is April
, and it is : p.m., and

I've been having contractions
for quite some time, so I'm

waiting.
My family is getting on an

airplane from L.A., and the
doctor, so I just hope everyone

gets here in time.
And we're just excited to meet

you. Try to hold on a little bit

longer in there.
You've been cooking very well.

I love you, baby. Big belly.

ALEXA: I hope someone can get
in the air soon.

PRODUCER: Yeah.
They said five minutes.

I just asked.
MALIKA: I'm gonna have no

cuticles by the time I get to
Cleveland, I swear.

KOURTNEY: We had to find two
planes at the last second.

My mom's plane lands first with
the doctor.

They're leaving from LAX, and
then, Malika and Kim and I are

taking a jet from Van Nuys.
We just really want to make it

there in time.
KHLOE: When are you guys

taking off?
MALIKA: Um, we're waiting on

the plane right now.
WOMAN: The plane's getting

fuel right now.
They said we should be able to

get on it in five.
MALIKA: So, not too much

longer. ]] KHLOE: Okay.

MALIKA: I will see you shortly.

Where's Sav? KHLOE: Downstairs.

MALIKA: Okay. I'll call him.
KHLOE: Okay.

MALIKA: All right. Bye, babe.
Hi.

SAVAS: What's up?
MALIKA: Let's have a little

chitchat.
It's very easy to think you need

to rush or panic... you know what
I mean... because she's gonna be

acting a fool in the passenger
seat...

SAVAS: Yeah, yeah.
MALIKA: Somewhat ignore that.

Also, you know, she's very
tough.

She's gonna try not to let you
help her do a lot of things.

Don't-don't-don't listen to her,
don't argue with her.

Just take it and move.
Let her focus on her

contractions. SAVAS: All right.

MALIKA: All right, thanks. Bye.

(indistinct chatter) Hi, Kimmy.

Can you believe it?
KIM: I know, I'm so excited.

MALIKA: I'm, like, look, we
all know the problem.

Let's just get on the solution.
KOURTNEY: Let's just what?

MALIKA: I said, we all know
the problem.

Let's just get on the solution.
KOURTNEY: I don't think there

is one.
MALIKA: Have the damn baby

and let her figure her life out.
KOURTNEY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

MALIKA: You know what I mean?
That's all... to me, that's the

best thing to do at this point.
KOURTNEY: Yeah, totally.

MALIKA: 'Cause she's gonna
feel...

KIM: She just doesn't want us
to, like, start drama in the

hospital, so...
MALIKA: Yeah, she said,

specifically, you be nice.
KIM: Yeah, so...

MALIKA: I said, "Don't worry.
I got Kimmy for you."

KIM: Yeah.
I'm gonna look at him and just

be, like...
MALIKA: That's what a big

sister's supposed to do.
Okay, not the second one, babe.

Do the look one, but not the...
KOURTNEY: I think the look

one's lame.
I think I would only do that.

MALIKA: You two are gonna be
a real problem for me.

He's definitely gonna have to
face you guys, but for her,

we're not even...
Like, just... "Hi."

KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
KIM: I don't even think "Hi."

MALIKA: Keep it cordial.
KIM: I think just like...

MALIKA: And you know what?
I actually like that.

'Cause that's decent.
KOURTNEY: I know how

important it is for Khloe to
have Tristan there, and I

actually really respect that,
but it's definitely going to be

awkward.
It's gonna be hard to even look

at him or be in the same room
with him.

It's like you are (bleep) with
all of us when you disrespect

one of us. KIM: I think I'm just

gonna look at him and be like,
"To be continued, (bleep).

It's not over."

KIM: On the next episode...
KHLOE: I really pray that my

sisters get to the hospital in
time.

KOURTNEY: How (bleep) insane
to be doing this by yourself?

KIM: How far out are we?
MAN: minutes.

MALIKA: Oh, my God.
KOURTNEY: Hurry!

KIM: We can't miss this.
(Khloe groans, True cries)

KIM: I unfollowed Tristan on
Instagram.

KOURTNEY: Yeah.
KIM: He said I'm trying to

start stuff and I'm an
instigator.

I'm, like, done, done with him.
Over it.