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Hey yep here's my paycheck i canti was
it that's what I do well tell me hope
you feel better yeah we'll do it another
time okay you two fight hey honey guess
what should I just want to enjoy the one
minute between the terrible week I just
had in the exhausting weekend I'm sure
ahead of me and once you got for me well
one thing we don't have a dinner with
the karlsen's dam broke his collarbone
yes I mean I can't fake it yes mommy
what colors flour so we really have to
plant something in New York City you I
felt like Fred honey so what else we got
this weekend ah nothing no soccer
matches no mass tournaments oh my god we
have a free weekend we have to be
careful because the last time this
happened we had too much time on our
hands we wound up under the chocolate
how do you spell welcome wel c om e i
was resting nice omni anna n/a n/a wait
a minute welcome Nana what are you doing
he can welcome me on outside oh honey we
only make those banana comes to visit I
know she called and asked me if she
could come visit okay my mom moves slow
maybe we still have time to tell him not
to come it's bring it pick up the cop to
cop pyramid here maybe she's just here
for the day and he's got a big suitcase
oh sorry bill huh I just need one more
second to feel good about myself I'm a
good man of a good man I'm good MA
an appearance we hello Julie my okay
Judy oh I see you still like you're here
like that good for you pink so we didn't
know you were coming you don't want me
here maybe I should just call my mom
don't leave look look I made you sign
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look at my mother in there being all
loving and sweet with her grandkids pull
off the mask mom let him see who you
really are oh she's a divorced woman
with no kids and a half maybe she's just
lonely why couldn't my dad I got in
custody of me when they got divorced
because you were 36 I already had
custody of you how is it not that bad
because it's your family and not mine
I'm glad you find my pain so amusing oh
please you laughed at me why I was in
labor and my defense I was drunk here
she comes with her demands well I'll
tell you this time I'm not gonna let her
guilt me into doing everything she wants
Billy a minor take my pill in the next
minute I could collapse but I can wait
coming and then your dad wet himself at
the circus and why we used to call her
mr. tinkle babe i love it without a
visit all right kids everybody upstairs
oh they are so sweet so mom big surprise
you showing up what's not a surprise I
told Tina yeah well maybe next time you
could tell us then we could plan for it
better well I thought she'd wash your
children to get to know their
grandmother but if not I can just take
those three buses back to Joliet maybe I
can get a seat next to that nice y know
a little unruly the more he drinks
didn't mean it that way please don't go
I don't know I think you like I'm not
wanted please stay please everybody
wants you to stay the kids I mean Judy
mom please please put down your bag all
right thank you mom oh really stood your
ground in there especially during the
mommy please please stay park
how she doesn't oh I do I've been
watching this game for 16 years now yo
the one where your mom picks on you and
and you get upset and then she acts hurt
and then she guilts you into begging her
to stay like this again they keep saying
it until you listen it takes two to play
this game all i have to do is stop
taking the bait the next time she makes
you miserable just didn't know what no
Judy all I have to do is sit her down
and talk to her like an adult in her
mind I'm still Billy she doesn't realize
I'm a grown man okay but before you have
this conversation give me the heads-up
because I'm going to want to pull up a
chair and pop some popcorn you know mom
you don't have to sleep on the couch
stay in one of the kids rooms they could
sleep that mean oh no I wouldn't work
for anyone out but I do like to watch TV
late so if you need to charge me for the
extra electricity that's fine I'm not
gonna charge you for Ellington listen
listen mom you need to talk you know I
think want to make this visit more
pleasant for everyone is if we treat
each other like his dolls I mean I'm a
grown man really something's the matter
with your TV all the channels are wrong
we have a different cable system than
your mom that's all now what I'm saying
is I'm about amaral is on 42 it's my
house and look what's up 42 years a
little Chinese movie it's the cable
system mom now if you'll just hear me
out I'm amazing your remote is but no 53
emerald there you go you should really
call that cable cuffing get those
channels experience it's the cable
system mom there's nothing wrong with
our TV maybe I should just go oh
alright what was your way again what
happened to the adult conversation got a
little off track by the way the cable
guy is coming tomorrow so you're gonna
help me or what okay the first step is
to ignore home when she's trying to bait
you come on bill why don't you worry
about what those pants I bought you a
belt for your birthday what are you
doing I'm Dan your mom well quibus Oh
Billy if you don't like about you can
give it back can i'll return I'm serious
cut it out bill i am not going to stop
until you give me the right answer
because God knows she's not gonna stop
Billy give me the belt I'll return it
Judy no mom don't return it I really
like it that's exactly wrong that's what
you always do your appeasing huh so what
am I supposed to say say nothing that
way she has no place to go you see I
guess it's worth a try that's my boy
give me kiss cover Yeah right like
that's gonna happen tonight maybe I
should just go
thank you for taking me to the bank
Billy I pleasure I don't like these
minivans there are too many buttons and
this street too far back and move the
seat if you want to but there is a
button involved I know thanks I can just
be uncomfortable God knows it's not as
bad as your couch did you hear me Billy
I heard you I just didn't have anything
dad kind of a smart remark was that
wasn't a smart remark it's just that
you're trying to make me angry and I'm
not gonna take the bait don't do that
what kind of a mother would try to make
her son angry I'm not saying that you're
doing this on purpose I'm just in it
maybe since you don't have a lot going
on in your life right now this is the
only way you know to get attention I'm
sorry you feel that way maybe I should
try to work on that behavior all right
what are you doing
I walk I don't want to make you stuff
for another minute that's how much I
love you this is exactly what I'm
talking about you're just doing this to
get a rise out of me but it's not gonna
work the lights green I'm gonna drive
away I can't believe it I did it I
didn't give it I drove away yes indeedy
Bill Miller just drove away from his mom
so far away I can't even see her anymore
I can't even see her anymore I thought I
just drove away from my mom Millie you
went to the bank hours ago where you
been you know how you said if I didn't
take the bait my mother wouldn't know
what to do well she thought of something
did yep she hopped out of the car
refused to get back here wow she's good
what you do I drove away you drove away
hey what's going on I lost Nana what oh
he just left her at the side of the road
and drove away you drove away Jeff lost
me enough you lost Nana I crawled away
don't worry I'm sure she'll be fine oh
good a recent picture case we need to
make flyers hello oh yes I made it your
father threw me out of the car and drove
away I'm okay I didn't throw you out of
the car plus I went right back to look
for you but you were already gone
where'd you go Louise oh well I walked
around looking for bus stop and then I
noticed this little shop had a sign in a
window help wanted well one thing led to
another and i have a job got a job here
in chicago it was your idea Billy you
told me to do something else with my
life instead of bothering you and I did
it where'd you find a job
family business they rent videos and
sell some adult knickknacks okay careful
don't knickknacks yes it's on Lincoln
Avenue it's called play 10 video you got
a job in playpen video yes you've heard
yes I mean no I mean well you're working
in an adult video store well actually we
rent videos of all ratings which can be
confusing for instance there are two
versions of a Howard stand okay and
they're also two versions of the firm
all right all right mom I get it oh well
I have got to go take a bath it has been
one long exciting day and I've got to be
at work early in the morning apparently
a lot of tapes are dropped off between
8-9 it's two hours away how do you file
have a nice bath Louise okay okay my
mother is moving to Chicago to sell
adult knickknacks I gotta go talk about
no she's gotta get in the tub maybe in a
while oh poor don't you see she made up
this whole story to get eight you she's
part never even been in that store Billy
could use it that silver bag for me ed
my manager wants me to try some of the
oils were thinking of selling there you
go MA thank you you know some of these
oils are edible my salad
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hey guys your turn ger tar are five
points added up wait a minute that isn't
even an hour this is a pee that you
turned into an are all right give you
the marker p spill what tap oh I'm
looking forward to seeing her yeah yeah
so where is she cheat out where I don't
know listen do I ask about your mother
no and her surgery went well thank you
got nothing milf mom got a job and he's
not too happy about so what's she doing
she works in a cafeteria no I think it's
good for old people to work my mom
didn't I'd have to mama I thought you
were working late tonight oh I must have
read the schedule wrong Carl Gerald I
heard your mother surgery went well yes
and thank you oh and Linda aren't you
still just the cutest thing you could be
Judy's younger sister hey I'm sure
younger sister oh it's you why don't you
go relax on the couch or upstairs and
your mom just got home for her come to
Miller sit down how was your day well it
was very busy I never knew so many
people like I think I got a word here
ribat boo anybody want a challenge come
on bill your mom's talking here so where
is this place you work I might have
eaten there oh well we don't really sell
food I mean we do have some things that
are edible but people usually vote at
home
oh so it's like a Wendy's or something
yeah yeah it's just like a Wendy's well
no it's not a Wendy's it's called
playpen video okay cravat boo I'm gonna
challenge my own word could you hand me
the dictionary you work at place video
on Lincoln Avenue I'll just sit there me
neither they put a cafeteria in a
playpen video I guess they do read the
suggestion box yes there's anything you
need you just let me know for instance
we're having a big sale on leather thong
all right all right I know what's going
on here you're just trying to bait me
into yelling at you so you get to feel
bad well I'm not gonna give you the
satisfaction I'm not gonna yell at you I
[Laughter]
think we both know what's going on here
you're punishing me by working at that
store you don't know what you're talking
about I just got a job oh really cuz I
thought your job is to make me feel bad
about myself cuz you made a career out
of that I see where you go I will be
standing at your aunt Doris's until I
find my own apartment knock it off we
both know you're not moving to Chicago
you just do it all this for attention
well if that's how you feel you never
have to give me attention again okay
fine mom leave that way you get to blame
me for being a horrible sound it doesn't
want you around going on I'm leaving
goodbye duty by Judy she really left
what am I supposed to do now oh don't
worry bill it's all part of her game
she's not really leaving she's walking
down the steps she's not going anywhere
she put down the bag see I told you
she's hailing a cab ha she is not gonna
get a cab she got a cab
and she's gone you guys get back in here
Linda's trying to cheat by using the
word wasps you mean was oh
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ok so this is the p*rn shop my mom
works in and I probably shouldn't have
said that out how are you looking at I'm
a real womans if freakier
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she do what are you gonna do no look at
some p*rn what do you think hey can I
help you sir mom I'm not here to buy
anything well then are you sure you want
to talk to me because it is my job to
make you feel bad about yourself okay is
there someplace we can talk we can top
right here this is just like any other
store girl-on-girl far wall thanks no
what is it I feel bad about what
happened the other day and as mad as i
get you my mom and I love you I don't
want to fight with you anymore well
thank you you're welcome now grab your
things let's head back to the house not
going anywhere but you want i apologize
i give up game over this isn't a game
come on you know he only took this job
because of what happened in the car you
mean when you threw me out isn't throw
you out of the car you know what forget
it Billy wait all right I admit it I
took this job to make you feel guilty
that's not why I'm keeping it I like it
here you like working in a p*rn store I
like working all my life I took care of
your father and the family when that was
gone I had no purpose but now I have
some place to go and I have my own money
and I feel good about myself do we have
shaving Ryan's privates aisle three what
about the house of joliet well maybe
I'll sell it it's too big for me anyway
hey I'll found myself at a bachelorette
pad here in the city you know I ever met
divorce a really gonna keep working here
yes I'm glad all this has happened the
best thing you ever did for me was
kicking me out of that car I did leave
you're welcome
so you gonna come by tonight for dinner
oh don't get all clingy Billy I have a
life she's gonna keep working here and I
think she's gonna be all right well do
you feel better yeah I think my mother
and I might finally be on our way to a
more adult relationship rusty I'd like
to introduce you to my son bill nice to
meet you hey of course I used to call
him mr. tinkle pants but not anymore cuz
he's your big boy you have a copy of two
cheeks notice winda burger what are you
doing here getting directions tell you
what i can see you here you didn't see
me here hey there's no cafeteria in this
place
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I would imagine
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01x21 - Still Mom
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.