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your honey take this it'll make you feel
better and I taste good SMR really you
want more yeah makes me feel good less
man my teddy bear talk to me well
shouldn't be doing that you're only
taking oh you're good for another day
don't operate heavy machinery how's our
sweet little Tina oh don't think you
should go talk to her why being sick
doesn't make it more interesting feel my
spell she can't help it if she's sick
she touched that toast yeah hey guys hi
Brian Oh Donald hockey hi my name is
Miller well you're not gonna believe
this i have the most amazing news
another one of those Frodo Potter books
is coming out roto Potter I think you're
confusing we've all chosen slow the flow
for the st. Patrick's Day parade and I'm
the head designer well this is great the
Millers are all over the parade this
year Lauren and I are step dancing and
you're building a float yeah wait to see
my design we're going with the
traditional Gaelic theme three guys
building a parade float sounds pretty
Gaelic to me
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[Applause]
oh wow Irish dancing is quite a workout
yeah I just hope we get the routine down
in time for the parade are you kidding
we are great we're not just mothers and
daughters what River dancer any chance
we can get her to dance into the river
nice Lords mom is really enthusiastic
get real Becca I know she sucks oh good
she's really bad you have to say
something to her I will man you guys are
so lucky to have moms who don't want to
be involved in your lives I know having
my mom in rehab it's like the best thing
that ever happened hey guys hey Scotty
oh hey Lauren Becca and Kristen right by
your game last week you were awesome
yeah that's my boy and let this be a
little bit of warning for you girls
about beer before and after oh it was
fun watching you at the batting cages
Scotty that's quite a swinging out their
highest batting average on the varsity
team you've been a star since you were
little weed yeah only because you were
such a good coach well it's not just me
oh my kid of course it's me huh hey Dad
hiya champ Wow
you're creating my tissue paper hey
Brian hi Scotty that's some fancy tissue
paper you got there yeah it's for my
flow but it's all wrong i asked for
kelly green and they gave me sage green
who ever heard of a sage leprechauns it
was my whole color scheme afloat yeah
Brian and his engineering club buddies
got picked to design a float for the god
I need a beer where you been Fitz and I
took our boy Scotty to the batting cages
now we're gonna watch the game did you
just say our boy me Judy don't twist my
words around all I meant was I want
Scotty to be our son bill you have a son
and he's out back working on his project
and I'm sure he could use some help but
it's a float and still daylight and his
neighbors you know it wouldn't k*ll you
to get involved with your son's interest
like Fitz's with Scotty hey mom can we
talk and like I am with Lauren and her
Irish step dancing it's me that's closer
we have a blast watching those other
moms try to dance some of them do not
have a clue not a clue did you want to
ask me something sweetie no mom I just
wanted to thank you f---ing so involved
my life hey she is Kirsten her eyes well
it's easy for you you both like dancing
i'm stuck with float building which
brian wouldn't be doing if he had
friends like Scotty those kids out there
they're a bad influence those boys are
good kids bill and they're probably a
lot cooler than you give them credit for
I can't watch out
[Applause]
Oh our team is using the nail g*n and
the neighbor's cat room right by a mean
horrible allergic all right you know
what don't panic Donald why don't you
take him home let's go do you need me to
call your mom my mom is at home she's
over the Pacific right now vantaa
stewardess no she's on the International
Space Station wait we don't have our
helmet safety be damned Wow now how am I
gonna get all this done by myself yeah
where's frien gonna find someone who
knows how to work with tools and has the
whole day free ahh Judy I see where are
you going with this Scotty can you come
out here that's not what I meant it's
Carly's not an engineering club were not
even friends sure you are remember when
you were little and Fitz's bring Scotty
over you guys were inseparable yeah we
were in a playpen Brian need your help
with this float oh you need a hand I
guess but if you don't really want
please just being shy he really misses
hanging out with you like the old days
you remember that playpen Oh times come
on Judy let's go aren't you gonna stay
in hell not always like you always say
too many cooks in the kitchen I begged
for help in the kitchen hey how was
dance practice mmm kind of weird the
dance teacher moved me all the way to
the back line why you know what I'm
afraid of that I'm showing up the other
mothers making them look bad making us
all look bad mom Oh giannoni let's look
at your medicine yay Oh your mom that
dance thing she showed me some of her
moves yesterday so you know she's awful
oh yeah mommy no no no I love your
mother very much and would never do
anything to break her heart you just
want to see her make a full of herself
in that pray yeah for to hold on you
taking off yeah I take away video camera
hey Brian how are you guys coming along
with the flow oh not so good Donald was
late and Hakeem still going through the
school dumpsters he left his retainer on
his lunch tray golly I bet he was a big
help no that didn't work out haha really
cuz you know Fitz and I were hoping you
guys had hit it off so we could all go
out together Scotty did want to go out
but I don't think he wanted you two
alone yup ill kids don't want their dads
tagging along no Scotty didn't just want
to go out with me he wanted to go out
with me on a date you mean a double date
no a boy on boy gay days apparently he's
got his game what are you sure Scotty
you know he's a guy's guy yeah and he
was hoping I was the guy so he thought
you were gay yeah it's not her Boysen it
yeah
I always thought I had a pretty good
gaydar but I never would have thought
Scotty yeah this blows my mind poor
brian he must have been so uncomfortable
on the other hand it's not every day you
get asked out by the captain of the
baseball team well at least we'll have
something in common sons we just don't
understand yeah but then again who knows
when Fitz will find out hey Fitz pick up
I guess I'm out there anyway get this
what do you win can't leave him a
message oh no I guess you're right I
should probably break it over a few
beers calamari you can't tell him at all
he is so close to Scotty this could
devastate him how can he say he's close
to Scotty when his son has this huge
secret it's scotty secret and he will
tell his father on his own time it's
just the right ltu for calamari okay
then I'm good
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g dash hey you know what I really admire
about you dad your relationship with
moms you're so open and honest I'm not
telling her she's a crappy dancer but
dad you don't have to be out there with
her it's gonna be so embarrassing please
when I was in third grade my mother
showed up at my school to bring my lunch
and curlers in an open ropes Oh
boo-hoo-hoo Lauren can you get that hey
nope oh hey Fitz what are you doing here
I thought I'd stop by oh spent a while I
mean I haven't even talked to you since
the day went with the batting cages with
Scottie oh yes Scotty he's that yeah
well thanks for coming by can I come in
yeah I guess I'm just watching wrestling
wrestling oh this is great yeah there's
nothing like watching two guys go at it
huh to have faced balls while speaking
of which you should have seen Scotty
played last night big Homer so Scotty's
up right first pitch goes white ball one
second pitch high inside now Scotty's
got two balls on right so he's just
laying back waiting for a big fat one
right up the middle huh sure enough
we're right in the sweet spot he really
taught the pitcher with his band stuff
I'm back to wrestling so how did Scotty
and Brian make out the other day why God
he's still hoping on with the flow no no
now that didn't really work out welcome
well there are really two different
people you know scollay the Scotties a
big athlete Brian's kind of nerdy where
it is Scotty picking on cuz I know how
these Hot sh*t baseball players can get
and I don't want my son being one of
them you know what I shouldn't have said
anything no no no no it's not right I
mean this kind of stuff is unacceptable
and I didn't raise my son to be like
that no I can't believe you told him I
didn't tell him anything oh so he just
figured out on its own the Scottish game
what no he heard it from you oh jeez
okay buddy the thing is we found out
there might be a small chance that
Scotty might be a little bit gay yes
Ryan out on a boy on boy gay date wow
this is so surprising I know Fitz I'm
sorry you had to hear it this way no I I
just didn't know he's ready to start
telling people oh you know Scott he's
gay oh yeah sure I'm he's my son he came
out to me and Marian about a year ago I
need fine with all this up took us a
little while to adjust to it but no
matter what still a great kid good for
you being all okay with your gay son I'm
glad you found out actually you know
it's getting harder and harder to keep
it from you you know what would the
support group we joined and the gay
Softball leading
sounds like you're all over this gay
stuff you gotta stay involved with you
want to stay close to your kid you're
right you know what this is a big
wake-up call for me you can be close to
your gay son there's no reason why Brian
and I can't be closer good for you honey
you know all this time I blame brian for
the fact that we don't connect you know
maybe it's me okay this rainbow is just
the kind of dazzle my parade float need
to be fryin buddy I'm here to help you
with you whoa mama welcome to our world
of Celtic wonders that's check us out
they dance hey you were right about the
sage it made it look stupid Brian I know
I haven't taken much interest in things
that matter to you but that's all about
to change right now what can I do to
help okay well I've got to go buy some
more paint so I guess you can put the
jefferson high sign up at the top of the
rainbow if you want you got it good
because you know now that I think about
it it's the only thing that connects the
float to the school he's right we should
have found a way to represent the school
more I guess we just got intoxicated by
a love of Irish lore let me give you
fellas a tip someday when you start
dating complicated good luck do these
studies
oh hey Lauren check it out pretty cute
huh yeah I guess I guess I might be
catching a little bit of Tina's cold you
really think so honey don't worry I
wouldn't dream of letting you down we
are going to be dancing side by side in
front of thousands of people and I'm TV
and everyone will know you're horrible
dancer oh my god I'm so sorry I said
that but you're horrible you can dance
and everybody knows it huh I had no idea
this doesn't mean you still can't be
part of the parade won't be one of those
losers that just holds the banner then I
guess he can't be part of the parade
okay I got the pace a list get my god
that's right your old man came to the
rescue my fault what did you do to my
float well I was putting up the sign and
I remembered what she said about needing
to tie in the float with Jefferson High
and I thought what says Jefferson High
more than their championship baseball
team I can't believe that I worked so
hard on it and now everything is ruined
I was trying to help i made it better no
you made it into what you wanted it to
be I don't like baseball dad I'm not
Scotty and I'm sorry if that's a big
disappointment to you calm down we can
put it back the way it was but first let
me show you what it can do i'll tell you
the crowd is going to love this okay i'm
going to swing
in a minute spoon me change it back the
second and he swings for the fences
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dad stop it don't panic
[Applause]
okay cool well the important thing is
we're safe and we've shared a father
some moment will always remember dad how
could you do this you ret everything
well I mean maybe we can fix it I mean
it's not really that Foucault's still on
fire no it's too late the parade is
tomorrow's forget it well what are you
gonna do well I guess I'll have to put
on my leprechaun costume and dance on
the float myself and if that embarrasses
you can just a Hawaiian Brian way you
have a leprechaun
can't believe I'm not going to be
dancing in the parade so disappointed
yeah you're not the only one here look
at this video from cousin Steve's
wedding bad day it's in my ass I'm
tearing up 50 in school yeah but for
when I remember he also tore through
that open bar do you remember prom
people formed a circle around me and
cheered me on and that's even before my
boob fell out of my dress yeah you were
pretty messed up that night too hey
maybe you can only dance if you're
messed up my god yes if I want to be a
really good dancer I have to be hammered
if you've got a cold it's not like you
can go out and get drunk mom already a
little lip you know Tina's right this
stuff rocks where's my uh not bad huh oh
you're actually good I'm going to put on
my dress up in that parade I better go
if you make sure to both days in
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so I think I'm all set how do I look
like the bravest man I know we'd be up
there beside you we didn't both suffer
from horrible motion sickness starting
very good on the slope hopping out me
buddy
I changed my mind you're the bravest man
I know what are you doing you I'm here
to help you with your flow your way
right here in front of thousands of
people and on TV oh crap yeah yeah I'm a
leprechaun you want a piece of this
magic come on buddy yeah that's what I
thought you don't have to do this if you
don't want no I want to because this is
important to you and if that includes
walking a mile in your leprechaun shoes
then so be it are you looking at what
little people we love each other this is
it started so do we just stand on the
float and wave actually we fall I can
throw pixie dust of course we do
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Oh
mom it's time for my medicine
I think I've had enough
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02x17 - Still Parading
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.