04x08 - Space Guppies

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Bubble Guppies". Aired: January 24, 2011 - present.*
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04x08 - Space Guppies

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Space Guppies!

[Fish giggling]

GIL: Captain's report, Starship U.S.S. Minnow.

We are on a routine space-patrol

and everything seems to be perfectly normal today

in the galaxy.

[Console beeping]

Oh, hi!

I'm Captain Gil.

Nice to have you aboard.

This is my first officer, Mr. Smarts.

Greetings.

Arf arf!

[Laughing]

And this is our ship's dog, Space Bubble Puppy.

Arf arf!

Mr. Smarts.

Yes, Captain.

Let's listen to some music.

Aye aye, Captain.

COMPUTER: You have no music.

Captain, all of the music files are gone.

Gone? What do you mean?

There appear to be no songs in the ship's computer.

[Beeping]

Captain, you're receiving an urgent transmission

from the Galactic Bubble Station.

It's the president of the galaxy.

On screen.

President Fuzzy Fish.

Captain Gil.

The big, mean robot Major Bummer

and his army of lobster-bots have returned.

He's already destroyed all the music, songs,

and musical instruments on almost every planet,

and he's not going to stop

until there's isn't any music left at all.

But without music,

the galaxy would be a terrible place to live.

Everybody loves music!

Arf!

You've got see if you can find some music--

any music-- left in the galaxy.

And you must protect it from Major Bummer at any cost.

Yes, Mr. President.

Good luck.

No music in the entire galaxy?

That's really messed up.

[Bubble Puppy whimpering]

I'm afraid that President Fuzzy Fish was right.

There is no longer any music in the galaxy.

Oh, no!

MR. SMARTS: Just a moment, Captain.

Sensors indicate that there is a very faint signal

coming from the faraway planet of Unicornica.

[Static feedback]

I believe that it might be music.

[Music playing faintly through static]

Arf arf arf!

Space Bubble Puppy hears something!

[Console beeping]

[Music playing]

It's music!

Arf arf!

Major Bummer must not have found this planet yet.

We've got to get there before he does, and save that music!

Set a course for Unicornica, Mr. Smarts.

Aye aye, Captain.



GIL: Super space, go!

[Molly humming, music playing]

♪ My favourite song

[Humming]

♪ My number-one song

Hello! I'm Princess Molly!

Who are you?

Hello, Princess.

I'm Captain Gil of the Starship U.S.S. Minnow.

Arf arf arf!

That's Space Bubble Puppy.

[Giggling] Hello!

And this is my first officer, Mr. Smarts.

Greetings.

Nice to meet you.

Captain, the music we're looking for is on that music player.

On my music player?

Yeah, it's my favourite song!

Listen!



♪ When you hear the music

♪ It makes you feel good

♪ The best thing you ever heard ♪

♪ [Ever heard]

♪ You know the dance

♪ And all of the moves

You can even sing every word

Every word!

♪ The biggest hit in the galaxy ♪

♪ The most requested song on radio ♪

♪ [On radio]

♪ It's on satellite

♪ All day and all night

♪ You even hear it on most TV shows ♪

♪ TV shows!

♪ The music's in the air

♪ It's playing everywhere

♪ You can't escape the melody

♪ So come on dance with me ♪

♪ It's my favourite song

♪ My number-one song

♪ My favourite song

♪ It's my favourite song

♪ My number-one song

♪ My favourite song

♪ [My favourite song]

Space Bubble Puppy?

Please call President Fuzzy Fish.

Arf!

Mr. President, we found some music, Sir!

Oh, thank the stars!

Greetings, Princess Molly.

I'm afraid that your music player

may hold the very last music there is.

The last music?

In the galaxy?

Yes.

You must do everything you can to keep it safe until we--

[Alarm sounding]

What? Oh no!

Mr. President?

I have to go!

Major Bummer is here at the Bubble--

Mr. President!

Princess, we have to protect your music player.

Mr. Smarts, get us all back to the ship immediately.

Teleporting now, Captain.

Princess, may I see your music player, please?

Of course.

Thank you.

According to my calculations,

this music player could be plugged into the main computer

on the Galactic Bubble Station.

This would set off a chain reaction

that would restore music to every planet in the galaxy.

But there is one problem, Captain.

I will not be able to talk to the station's computer.

I don't know the language.

Well, what do we do?

I do believe I know someone who can help.

She can usually be found on the Robot Dance Party Planet.

Then, we'd better get going.

MR. SMARTS: Setting course for the Robot Dance Party Planet.



I know you were talking to Princess Molly,

President Fuzzy Fish.

And I also know that she has the last music player in the galaxy.

So, you better tell me where she is.

You won't find her, Major Bummer.

And you'll never get rid of all the music in the galaxy.

Not if I can help it.

You better, Mr. President.

You wouldn't want me put you in a time-out,

would you?

Mr. President...

I'll never tell you.

Hmph!

Put him in a time-out!

Yes, Major Bummer.

MR. SMARTS: Captain, we have arrived at the Robot Dance Party Planet.

[Robots whirring]

Excuse me, we need--

And beep-beep-beep and a boop-boop-boop, and done!

It's really not the same without music.

Hello, space adventurers!

I'm Robot Deema.

Welcome to Robot Dance Party.

What can I do for you today?

I'm Princess Molly,

and we're looking for a robot that can talk with a computer.

Well, then!

You've certainly come to the right place!

I can talk to just about any computer in the galaxy.

Let's take a look.

Uh, we don't have the computer with us.

You don't?

Where is it?

ALL: The Galactic Bubble Station.

We need your help so we can plug this in.

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh!

Oh boy!

Ah! Whoa!

I'm okay!

That's-- that's a music player.

It's the last one.

In the whole galaxy!

[Music playing]

I love that song!

This is a special space news bulletin from Major Bummer--

MAJOR BUMMER: Stop that music!

Sorry.

Hi, everybody.

This is Major Bummer.

It has come to my attention

that there is still a music player out there somewhere

and as you are aware,

that is against my no-music rule that I recently made up.

Princess Molly, wherever you are, I will find you.

Thank you.

LOBSTER-BOT: Um, that was a special news bulletin.

Wowsers.

Will you help us, Robot Deema?

Oh, I do like music.

Excuse me, Captain.

Yes, Mr. Smarts?

I believe that we should leave at once.

Right.

Let's get back to the ship.

GIL: Captain's report, U.S.S. Minnow.

Robot Deema has joined our crew

and we are on our way to the Galactic Bubble Station

to try to restore music to the galaxy.

Captain, there is something I think you should know.

Yes, Mr. Smarts?

[Alarm sounding] Engine is out of power.

The engine is out of power, Captain.

I speak computer.

Our trip all the way to the Robot Dance Party Planet

must have used up our batteries.

You mean we're out of gas?

[Ship sputtering]

Uh-oh.

What are we going to do?

[Beeping]

Arf arf arf!

What is it, Space Bubble Puppy?

Arf arf!

A spaceship?

Arf arf arf!

On screen.

Knucklehead ship dead ahead, Captain.

Attention, alien space ship.

You have entered Knucklehead space!

Knucklehead space. What's that?

Knucklehead space is controlled

by the Knucklehead people of Planet Doofiter.

They're very clumsy.

They tend to trip and bump into things a lot.

OONA: Careful, Goby!

GOBY: Oops!

Sorry!

We bumped your ship a little.

I'm a little klutzy.

It's true.

I am Commander Klutzy of the Knucklehead people.

And I am Commander Clumsy.

You are under arrest

for stealing all the music from our planet.

Really uncool, you guys.

Excuse me, sirs.

We didn't take your music.

But we know who did.

You do?

It was Major Bummer.

BOTH: Major Bummer?!

[Crashing]

I'm okay.

He's the meanest robot in the galaxy!

We're on our way to the Galactic Bubble Station,

but we've run out of fuel.

What are you going there for?

To plug my music player into the main computer.

Your music player?

Uh-huh.

Whoa!

[Crashing]

I'm okay.

There's music on there?

ALL: The last music in the galaxy.

If we can plug this music player

into the main computer on the Bubble Station,

we should be able to restore all the music in the galaxy.

Makes sense to me!

We can take you there in our ship!

Prepare to teleport aboard.

Thank you!

GOBY: Prepare for super-space!

[Banging] Sorry!

LOBSTER-BOT: Attention, incoming spaceship.

You are not allowed to approach this station.

Present your secret identification codes

immediately.

You don't need our identification.

Yes. We do.

Prepare to be boarded.

Hurry, let's teleport down to the Bubble Station

before they get here!

You are all under arrest.

I think they left.

That's embarrassing.

The main computer is this way.

Let's go!

Oof!

Excuse me!

Do you think there's anybody

roaming around the Bubble Station?

Why would you say that?

Ah, here we are.

The main computer room.

[Muzak playing]

Uh-oh.

Run!

After them.

Oof!

Whoa!

Excuse me!

It was my fault.

BOTH: Uh-oh.

I believe the main computer is in here.

Of course it is!

The main computer!

Hurry, plug the music player in!

[Ringing sound]

Oh, somebody wants to video chat!

No, wait!Don't answer it!

Hell-ooh?

Hello!

[Both gasping] Major Bummer!

Welcome to the Galactic Bubble Station,

Princess Molly, Captain Gil.

You guys are in so much trouble.

Run for it!

MAJOR BUMMER: After them, you guys!

Faster! Run faster!



[Gasping]

Princess Molly.

It was very kind of you to bring the music player to me.

What have you done with the President?

Oh, the President's still in a time-out.

It's true.

Now, the music player, please.

No, Major Bummer.

You have no right to take music away from the people--

And the robots!

--and the robots of the galaxy.

I'll trade you.

Trade? For what?

Your friends.

They got us.

It's true.

[Gasping]

Now give me the music player

or I'll turn your Knucklehead friends into robots!

[Gasping]

Wait a minute, I'm already a robot.

All right, Major Bummer.

If you let my friends go, you can have the music player.

No, Princess! Don't do it!

Music is more important than anything!

Princess, you can't give up now.

Friendship is more important, Gilly.

But don't worry, I have a plan.

Yay!

And now, everybody watch.

I can't watch!

I'm gonna destroy this music player,

and that's gonna be the end of all the music in the galaxy!

GIL, DEEMA: No!!!

Clean that up.

MOLLY: It doesn't matter, Major Bummer.

No matter what you do,

there will always be music in the galaxy.

Oh, yeah?

I don't hear anything.

It's not music players that make music.

People make music.

Music comes from inside each and every one of us,

and always will.

[Scoffing]

Take her away.

Take them all away.

Put them in a time-out. Forever!

♪ When you hear the music

♪ It makes you feel good

♪ The best thing you ever heard ♪

What's that?

Where is that music coming from?

♪ You know the dance

♪ And all of the moves

♪ You can even sing every word



♪ The music's in the air

♪ It's playing everywhere

♪ You can't escape the melody

♪ So come onnnn

♪ Dance with me



Stop that!



♪ When you hear the music

♪ It makes you feel good

♪ The best thing you ever heard ♪

♪ [Ever heard]

♪ You know the dance

♪ And all of the moves

♪ You can even sing every word ♪

♪ [Every word!]

♪ Everybody sing along

♪ To your favourite song

♪ You can't help but move your feet ♪

What are you doing? Stop it!

♪ It's playing everywhere

♪ You can't escape the melody

♪ So come on

♪ Dance with me

♪ It's my favourite song

♪ My number-one song

♪ My favourite song

♪ It's my favourite song

♪ My number-one song

♪ My favourite song

That song...

was...

awesome!

Would somebody help me take my helmet off, please?

Helmet?

Um, okay.

Hi.

Hello.

Major Bummer isn't really a robot?

Interesting.

Thank you, Princess.

I didn't know how wonderful music could be

until you and your friends showed me.

I was too busy pretending to be a big, mean robot to listen.

You've behaved very badly, Major Bummer.

You should never take away things that belong to others.

I think you owe everyone in the galaxy an apology.

But why did you do it, Major Bummer?

Why did you take everyone's music away?

Because I don't know how to sing and...

it just made me real crabby.

[Rim sh*t, audience laughing]

You don't have to be able to sing to love music.

You can dance, play an instrument, or just listen.

Really?

Mm-hm.

I'm sorry, everyone.

I promise I'll never take

all the music in the galaxy away again.

Arf arf arf!

Can I ask you a favour, Princess Molly?

Of course.

Would you sing that song some more?

Sure!

Yay!

Come on, you guys, let's make some music!

Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

[All cheering]

♪ It's my favourite song

♪ My number-one song

♪ My favourite song

♪ [My favourite song]

CRAB: Oh, my!

♪ It's playing everywhere

♪ You can't escape the melody

♪ So come on dance with me ♪

♪ It's my favourite song

♪ My number-one song

♪ My favourite song

♪ It's my favourite song

♪ My number-one song

♪ My favourite song

♪ [My favourite song]
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