ah revisiting some of your old meals
this is the only clean shirt I have but
if I'm wearing a pink shirt when my dad
gets here he's gonna call me big girl
exactly what weenie yeah her nancy boy
or pinky chung Kidero i'm just saying he
could be me god that's him besides this
visit isn't about you it's about your
dad and joy getting married so grow a
sack of fruit bag again something he
would say yeah beautiful hey Sonny Boy
good to see you hey Dad Wow but I sure
ah here it comes i get it i'm a silly
weenie boy dancing prancing
twinkle toes i was gonna say i like it
but the dance not so much hi what the
hell with dancers k*lled do it again
[Music]
sonny boy you look fantastic you've been
working out oh yeah i get it i'm a great
big tub of lard boom boom boom the whole
house is shaking it must be all that
dance and it keeps you fit al I think
bills a little confused because you've
never been nice to him before yeah well
listen son I know in a past I have been
rough on your visa V your masculinity
but since this little lady came into my
life I have to know happy L can you
believe I even got this big old growly
bear to take up yoga I can now reach to
hear I am practically a gymnast so you
two are getting married that's wonderful
you don't have a little bun in the oven
do you she don't even have an oven last
year I don't miss anything
all right Joe let's go upstairs and get
situated these phlebitis socks are
binding I'll bring the bags up in a
little while Thank You Sonny Boy listen
it's great to see you it's really great
you too well either my dad is dying or
he finally loves me either way I went me
joy is made a difference I just hope
nothing happens to mess up this visit
there's the mess right now mom can't
know my dad's here it'll set them both
off Oh Judy Billy oh lucky me i ran into
Lauren at the mall yeah lucky my friends
got to hear her story about returning
defective insoles yes even the salesman
agreed they didn't eat enough odor
surprisingly after that my friends
disappeared and I needed a ride home
yeah I guess I'd better be going yes you
should yeah you don't want to hit the
traffic but what's your father's
suitcase doing here oh that's mine oh I
know the suitcase Billy I've thrown it
out on the front lawn enough times
you see that b*llet hole right there
that's from the time when I caught him
with your of a kindergarten
teacher please al is in town to get
married to his fiancee joy oh that's
wonderful I wish every happiness to him
and the poor cuckoo bird who'd be fool
enough to marry him what a lovely half
of a compliment yes well I do not hold a
grudge against that skirt chasing
boozehound 11 flat broke and there's the
other half hey son Louise hell thanks
good fine you can't complain oh this who
I think it is yeah joy this is my ex
yeah the name's Louise I am so happy to
meet you why I'll never told me what a
lovely and elegant lady you are well
thank you joy that his most gracious of
you I wish you every blessing ow she's a
wonderful girl must be must be two
o'clock
Judy do you think this is too risque for
a wedding dress I don't like to show any
clavicle just keep your knees together
when you sit down hey we're back from
the mall oh don't look al you shouldn't
see my dress before the wedding Oh what
don't matter what you wear Dodd you
won't have it on for very long in fact
if the kids bored here I draw you one
right now look at this beautiful silk
that Sonny Boy got from the earth I was
not then I used my Berenson's employee
discount well a father never had a son
better than Sonny Boy I'm gonna go put
this on right now I didn't try it on in
the store because I decided to give my
briefs today off well they deserve it
they work hard oh I gotta say joy you've
turned my dad into a new person well
underneath your dad's always been a very
sweet man after all I'm not just
marrying him for his money I know how I
just didn't marry bill for his figure
sure it's a bonus that Al's a
millionaire but I'd marry your dad if he
didn't have a dollar to his name my god
did you hear that yeah apparently you
think I'm a big fat slob hmm she thinks
ellsworth millions he lied to her you
can't let him get away with that so
we're finally getting along he likes me
I like him why ruin that by making him
b*at me to death he'd find if you don't
want to confront him I'll just go say
something to George okay okay I'll talk
to him but first I'm gonna have to have
sex with Cheryl tease something I always
promised myself I'd do before I die
as a courtesy to her you might want to
wait till she dies again something the
old al would have says hello hey Sonny
Boy I was just checking my email oh you
know how to use a computer this internet
technology is amazing check this out 10
reasons why beer is better than women
number 7 beer doesn't make you take out
the trash so true listen dad can I can I
talk to you about something important we
were talking to Joy downstairs she's a
peach isn't she I'm lucky to have her
apparently she's under the impression
that you're filthy rich she told you
that huh yeah why would you lie to her
like that son I had a very good reason
at that time to get me some but why are
you getting married doesn't she deserve
to know the truth why hello it's take
good care of her besides what if she
gets sore and calls off the wedding then
you'll never get to be my best man she's
not gonna wear what what do you mean
best man didn't I mention it you're my
best friend why shouldn't you be my best
man best friend how dad that that really
means a lot to me so it's a great we
won't say anything to join until after
the ceremony I guess all right now who
wants to watch a squirrel on water skis
oh no dad I should really go down and oh
he's got a little life preserver yeah
all there he goes
oh I'll handle so you talked to him yep
yep and he made me his best man and we
agreed to tell joy everything after the
wedding is that a balding home get back
here well she needs to know who she's
marrying before she walks down the I you
didn't it turn out great for you she's
not marrying him for his money so what
difference does it make besides this is
my family I don't butt in when it comes
to your family look my dad told me I was
his best friend I've waited my whole
life for that don't ruin it for me fine
but I don't want any part of this if joy
should ask me out right I'm not gonna
lie to her this whole thing makes me
feel dirty dirty how dirty really this
is the moment you pair you brought it up
and once I get started there's no
stopping me we have cake
[Music]
dad the limos here you spring for a limo
Judy it's my dad's bachelor party I
wanted to show him I have class hurry up
dad the limo drivers wearing a bikini
and she looks cold let's go pick up the
guys tonight we're gonna party like it's
1999 you know that song what song that's
the year before my first heart att*ck
joy don't know about my bum ticker so
keep it under your hat I'm gonna need a
bigger hat hey Bry Bry what you doing
just trying to figure out how to pay for
college hey is there any chance for part
Native American if we are i can get a
scholarship well your father does belong
to the slots club at the Indian casino
which I'm guessing is the reason I need
a scholarship hey guys joy did you find
your wedding night lingerie well I
wanted to ask your opinion which would
you choose
de mujer or trashy the trash ewins got
the boat what the hell go with the bow
hora de Rudy joy and I had a very
interesting afternoon she got her photos
developed oh she doesn't want to see my
boring old photos she does she affair of
al beach house in Boca oh my god al has
a beach house yeah it has to be on the
beach because that's where the water is
for Al's boat auf has a boat and a
sports car and a racehorse and me know
that's our neighbor Gloria Estefan this
is crazy how did it get so rich Jory
said he made a k*lling a real estate
cheap bastard he hasn't been lying to
joy he's been lying to bill and my idiot
husband is out there throwing his money
around trying to buy his love I'm gonna
go confront al about scam and Bill
forget bill I want to know how he talked
glory has to fan into washing his
windows
[Music]
my dad is last night as a bachelor again
hey my buddy for your wedding that I
can't give you anything old anything new
anything borrowed but here's something
flew big one and I all before show time
no thank you I have a lot of other
problems but the soldiers still salute
all right hey why are you taking that
slip I'm feeling lucky this joints got a
lot more ladies than we used to hang
around and obviously they need more men
I mean they gotta dance with each other
for crying out loud at this place has
turned lesbo you dumb bastard what me
and Scully still come here for the
memories and once in a while you get to
see two broads kiss that's when your
prostate the size of mine you appreciate
not waiting in line for the men's room
drink up guys I'm gonna go check on our
reservation at Gibson's gifts a
steakhouse oh that's fancy you sure
about this I don't sweat it dad it's on
me the whole nights on me this is the
old steel mill bar
how it's with the galangal Cena miss you
bill ah no hey can I buy you a drink Oh
No thank you I'm here with my husband Oh
too bad there's scale I'll have another
put it on bill millers tab no put it on
al Miller's tab doll face does Bill know
that you frequent this sort of an
establishment where spell please check
in on reservations at gibsons he's
taking everyone for dinner at gibsons
bill can't afford that unlike you he's
not a millionaire oh you found out about
that huh how could you al you're sitting
on a fortune you're letting Bill throws
money around all week the boy insisted
he loves his dad hey you guys in tried
this hot lesbian does look like judy
judy judy i'm here for another reason
bill your father needs to tell you
something I'm loaded so mine that's why
I got the limo what your father means is
he's really rich and he's been hiding it
from you rich not that rich they own
some stock an apartment building a water
park and a few KFC's how did this happen
I was having a fling with one of your
teachers we went on a booze cruise I ate
some bad shrimp that sick is a dog they
gave me 200 G's to shut the hell up
after that I invested wisely and you
kept it a secret all these years well
I'm modest I don't like to pump myself
up unlike the night that I ate that
shrimp I was like this I know why you
didn't tell me you wanted to keep it a
secret so you can screw mom in the
divorce hey I didn't want that divorce
your mother left me oh so you decided to
punish her by letting her struggle you
were long gone you don't understand I
understand you haven't changed you're a
mean selfish jerk like you always were
you know what get another best man I
quit
[Music]
kids were leaving for the wedding and a
half an hour so you're really not going
nope I'd rather stay here and do this
list of chores you gave me that's from
1987 oh you're gonna go yeah for joined
the kids tenant can't wait to show off
the flower girl dress she picked out
well I got her into it Tina you look
beautiful thank you mommy are you sure
you can get around in there yeah no
problem oh please do not tell me you
have to go to the bathroom again you do
don't you oh yeah real bad Oh God quick
you get the other end whoa whoa she's
not choking hi mom is your father here
nope they spent the night of Scully's oh
good well I just came by to drop off my
tiara Tina wanted to borrow it for the
wedding how come you're not dressed I'm
not going why not mom sit down what's
wrong I found out something about dad
that might upset you he made a pass at
my sister Doris at your grandpa's
funeral top that when you and dad were
breaking up he was hiding a bunch of
cash from you well I'm not surprised she
always loved to pinch a penny and my
sister
upset about the money i mean because of
him you had to work two jobs yes I had
some tough years but when I let go of my
anger I found a fabulous new life with
Johnny hey anybody home oh hi Louise
yeah how's that might wear to church
bell I just want to show you how nice
the suit Hanks he's the son of a
Billy but he cleans up nice Thank You
Louise I throw you one if I wasn't a
change man well he showed me the suit
you can go that I also came by to tell
you that I am deeply sorry I did some
things that I truly regret it's not me
you should apologize to it's mom you're
right police I've wronged you I was a
bitter unhappy person then I'd like to
believe that I'm different now I'm sorry
wow I never thought I'd hear you say
those words even when I walked in on you
endorse all i got was an oops i forgive
you thank you so what do you say i still
need a best man I don't know oh let it
go Billy don't poison your life with
hatred good or bad he's the only father
you're ever gonna have when I said you
were my best friend I meant it I was
also trying to throw you off the trail
of my money but what the hell I met it
and it would k*ll me if you weren't
standing next to me on my wedding day
okay I'd be honored I love you son that
day goes by that I'm not proud of you
thanks I'll go get dressed just don't
wear that pink shirt okay this isn't San
Francisco so listen Louise I realize
you're entitled to some money oh I don't
need your money Johnny and I are doing
just fine I sort of knew that but I want
to make the gesture
we do have a grandson who's struggling
to pay for college well I guess I can
chip in on that you're a good woman not
everybody will forgive being screwed out
of millions no I like to think that I'm
about millions are you singing what are
you talking about ah there you are well
I'm going to the wedding after all
really that's great yeah I figured if my
mom could forgive him so can I cheaper
game yeah I never thought I'd say it I
think my mom and dad can finally be
friends for this if you hadn't really
know you I thought am I talking about
[Music]
wouldn't have it
[Music]
ah revisiting some of your old meals
this is the only clean shirt I have but
if I'm wearing a pink shirt when my dad
gets here he's gonna call me big girl
exactly what weenie yeah her nancy boy
or pinky chung Kidero I'm just saying he
could be me god that's him besides this
visit isn't about you it's about your
dad and joy getting married so grow a
sack you fruit bag again something he
would say yeah beautiful hey Sonny Boy
good to see you hey Dad Wow but I shirt
ah here it comes i get it i'm a silly
weenie boy dancing prancing
twinkle toes i was gonna say i like it
but the dance not so much hi what the
hell the dancers k*lled do it again
[Music]
sonny boy you look fantastic you've been
working out oh yeah i get it i'm a great
big tub of lard boom boom boom the whole
house is shaking it must be all that
dance and it keeps you fit l i think
bills a little confused because you've
never been nice to him before yeah well
listen son I know in a past I have been
rough on your visa V your masculinity
but since this little lady came into my
life I have the No happy L can you
believe I even got this big old growly
bear to take up yoga I can now reach to
hear I am practically a gymnast oh you
two are getting married that's wonderful
you don't have a little bun in the oven
do you she don't even have an oven last
year I don't miss anything
all right Joe let's go upstairs and get
situated these phlebitis socks a binding
I'll bring the bags up in a little while
Thank You Sonny Boy listen it's great to
see you it's really great you too well
either my dad is dying or he finally
loves me either way I went maybe joy has
made a difference I just hope nothing
happens to mess up this visit there's
the mess right now mom can't know my
dad's here it'll set them both off Oh
Judy Billy ah lucky me i ran into Lauren
at the mall yeah lucky my friends got to
hear her story about returning defective
insoles yes even the salesman agreed
they didn't eat enough odor surprisingly
after that my friends disappeared and I
needed a ride home yeah I guess I'd
better be going yes you should yeah you
don't want to hit the traffic but what's
your father's suitcase doing here oh
that's mine oh I know the suitcase Billy
I've thrown it out on the front lawn
enough times
you see that b*llet hole right there
that's from the time when I caught him
with your of a kindergarten
teacher please al is in town to get
married to his fiancee joy oh that's
wonderful I wish every happiness to him
and the poor cuckoo bird who'd be fool
enough to marry him what a lovely half
of a compliment yes well I do not hold a
grudge against that skirt chasing
boozehound 11 flat broke and there's the
other half hey son Louise hell thanks
good fine you ok good plenty oh wait
this who I think it is yeah joy this is
my ex yeah the name's Louise I am so
happy to meet you why I'll never told me
what a lovely and elegant lady you are
well thank you joy that is most gracious
of you I wish you every blessing ow
she's a wonderful girl must be must be
two o'clock
Judy do you think this is too risque for
a wedding dress I don't like to show any
clavicle just keep your knees together
when you sit down hey we're back from
the mall oh don't look al you shouldn't
see my dress before the wedding what
don't matter what you wear Dodd you
won't have it on for very long in fact
if the kids weren't here I'd show you
one right now look at this beautiful
silk that Sonny Boy got from the end I
was not then i use my Berenson's
employee discount well a father never
had a son better than Sonny Boy I'm
gonna go put this on right now I didn't
try it on in the store because I decided
to give my briefs today off well they
deserve it they work hard oh I gotta say
joy you've turned my dad into a new
person well underneath your dad's always
been a very sweet man after all I'm not
just marrying him for his money I now I
just didn't marry bill for his figure
sure it's a bonus the album
04x19 - Still Deceitful
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.