02x11 - The Ice Age Cometh

Episode transcripts for the TV show "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe". Aired: September 5, 1983 - 1985.*
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The most powerful man in the universe, He-Man, holds up his sword to Skeletor saving the planet from evil forces.
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02x11 - The Ice Age Cometh

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♪ He-Man

[Adam] And the Masters of the Universe.

I am Adam, prince of Eternia

and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer. My fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me

the day I held aloft my magic sword and said,

"By the power of Grayskull!"

♪ He-Man

I have the power!

[roars]

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat

and I became He-Man, the most powerful man

in the universe.

Only three others share this secret.

Our friends, the Sorceress,

Man-at-Arms, and Orko.

Together, we defend castle Grayskull

from the evil forces of Skeletor.

♪ He-Man

[tense instrumental music]

-[Orko] Hey, Phillip. -Halt, who goes there?

It's Orko the great

and his trick of a thousand globes.

[Phillip] How many?

Well it's not a thousand.

You got something against seven?

[laughing] This is it.

The weather station's ice radar.

The more the merrier.

Faster than the eye can follow.

[sneezes]

[laughing]

Someone's trying to steal the ice radar.

Who? Where?

[tense music]

Hey aren't you gonna call out the guard?

No, they know it was my fault she got through.

[tense instrumental music]

I think we need a little help here.

[tense instrumental music]

What's up, Orko?

Not up, down. Look.

[energetic tense music]

Come on, Cringer. We got to save Phillip.

What do you mean we?

I'm getting out of here.

By the power of Grayskull.

♪ He-Man

♪ He-Man

Ah, mind your manners, whiplash.

How 'bout a polite introduction to this?

Let's keep things neat.

This belongs here.

And you belong where you can't make any more trouble.

♪ He-Man

Bye bye, Whiplash.

Have a nice trip and don't give our regards to Skeletor.

And there's more. Phillip neglected to call the guard.

Why, Phillip, you know what you're supposed to do when there's danger.

I was going to call them but I just didn't have time

and I wasn't near the alarm button...

Why doesn't he just own up?

Why doesn't he just stop making all these excuses?

Say you made a mistake.

Why don't you tell them what happened?

I don't know what you're talking about.

They should call you wimp lash.

Just give me another chance to get my claws

on that ice raider.

Quiet, or I'll turn into a suitcase.

I agree with you, Teela, Phillip has to learn to accept responsibility.

I'm going to transfer you, Phillip, up to the top of the world

to help guard the weather station.

But that's for losers.

I don't want to go.

[cackling]

They're playing right into my hands.

He'll have to use the ice raider.

Icer, where are you?

Here.

Where else would I be?

I still can't get through that protective screen

to the weather station.

You will be able to now.

The fools are sending a new guardsmen.

When he lowers the screen to go in, that's your chance.

♪ He-Man

The weather station is where we control the climate

for all of Eternia.

And I'm being exiled up there. It's not fair.

Well that's not true, Phillip.

It's an important post and good place

to learn responsibility.

When you see the protective screen around

the weather station, pull this lever to deactivate it.

Don't pull it until the last second

and release it as soon as you're through the screen.

Phillip, are you listening?

What? Oh, sure. Sure.

[energetic instrumental music]

[low eerie tense music]

Why wait for the ice raider?

Maybe today I can get through on my own.

I better test it.

Maybe it's not working.

And then again, maybe it is.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Now.

How bout that?

Oh, I almost forgot.

Finally, I'm on the inside.

Now we'll make some real weather.

♪ He-Man

It's your job to check the building,

the doors are sealed against the weather.

Make sure they're all locked tightly.

Here's your freeze rod.

Use it to stop any intruder.

Any questions?

This is simple enough.

Hey, it's not so cold out there.

[tense instrumental music]

Freeze!

I'll be glad to.

Thanks, I needed that.

That is one slip too many for you.

♪ He-Man

Something wrong at the weather station.

Look at the size of that glacier.

It's getting larger every hour.

And coming toward us.

You'll have to fly up there and see what's wrong, Teela.

She can't. Whatever has caused this weather

has filled the atmosphere with negative ions.

There's no communication and nothing can fly.

In that case, I'll go check out the att*ck track.

You don't have to go with me, Adam.

Good, it's cold up there.

Then you better back your ear muffs, Cringer,

we're leaving right away.

♪ He-Man

[tense instrumental music]

They're running from the glacier.

That's another reason we've got to turn back the glacier

before it destroys all the animals' homes.

Hey, wait up.

I got bad news up there.

Somehow, I don't think those trolls

are a welcoming committee.

We'll have to send the att*ck track back

and go up the glacier on foot.

But first, we've got to get past those trolls.

I don't think that drat likes me.

[hisses]

I'll go see if we can get around them.

Come on, Cringer.

Adam, wait.

Oh, nevermind.

I'll have to do this myself.

[dramatic instrumental music]

By the power of Grayskull.

♪ He-Man

♪ He-Man

♪ He-Man

I have the power!

♪ He-Man

[energetic instrumental music]

[roaring]

We come in peace.

Let us pass.

[speaking Troll]

I think that means no dice.

[tense instrumental music]

[speaking Troll]

Why don't you take care of that drat, Cat?

So that's the way you want to play, huh?

[shouts]

[tense instrumental music]

Well, I guess I took care of that.

And I'm going to take care of those trolls.

I get it, an avalanche

but Teela's right in the way

and she's already in enough trouble.

Not if I use my patented bank sh*t.

♪ He-Man

♪ He-Man

♪ He-Man

Thanks, He-Man. What are you doing here?

You're having trouble with the weather station, aren't you?

Yes. Adam's off looking for another way to go.

Well we better not wait for him.

What about the trolls?

[He-Man] By the time they figure out how

to get out of there, we'll be long gone.

How are we going to get through?

Nothing can penetrate the protective screen.

Orko, don't!

[shouts]

I think there's a better way.

My sword can absorb the energy.

[uplifting instrumental music]

I'm glad you're here, He-Man.

I don't know how he got in

but it wasn't my fault.

I was very careful to--

That's enough, Phillip.

So its Icer we're up against.

That means Skeletor's behind this.

Well, what else is new?

I'll go see if there's any other way to get inside.

We'll have to find Icer and stop him.

You help Teela, I'll see about getting us in there.

[tense instrumental music]

How can I help her if I can't find her?

[tense instrumental music]

Weather manual, how to make spring showers.

Tornadoes to order.

The temperature in ancient sub levels

must never drop below the blue line

on the thermomotor because it would wake

the great caterchillers frozen in the ice below.

The great caterchiller?

Oh boy.

He-Man!

[upbeat whimsical music]

He-Man?

Where'd everybody go to?

[shouts]

♪ He-Man

Teela, Teela!

[soft tense music]

-[roars] -Battle Cat's found something.

Icer must of done it.

Have I got news.

What's up?

We got to get Teela out of there.

Stand back. I've got to find a place where's there a cr*ck.

Here's one.

Now to hit it just right.

Thanks.

It was cold in there.

Where is Icer?

He'll turn up, we can count on that.

Never mind him, now.

We've got to find the sub levels below us

closer to the center of Eternia.

Spread out and look for the way down.

[soft instrumental music]

Oh my, I forgot to tell He-Man

about the great caterchiller.

[sneezes] At least it's still asleep.

Correction, it used to be.

[tense instrumental music]

[roars]

You're a long fella, aren't ya?

It's been nice talking to ya but gotta...

Uh-oh.

♪ He-Man

[tense dramatic music]

I'm getting nowhere fast.

[Orko] Help!

Orko's in trouble.

♪ He-Man

Hey, you got it all wrong.

You're supposed to be the butterfly, not me.

You do hang out in the strangest places, Orko.

♪ He-Man

♪ He-Man

♪ He-Man

oh no, you're not going to rope me in.

[upbeat music]

I hate to see you get all strung up.

[roars]

♪ He-Man

♪ He-Man

Now I know how a top feels.

That caterchiller's not mean,

you just disturbed his sleep.

Time for your beauty nap

when you wake up, you'll be a gorgeous butterfly.

♪ He-Man

[soft tense music]

Hey, I found the way down.

[energetic tense music]

Phillip, did I hear you?

Phillip.

Well where is Icer?

Icer should be guarding these steps.

He must be around.

[Tense music]

He's in the wall.

Now if we could just keep him there.

Orko, do you have your perma powder along?

I sure do.

I'll perma powder him right where he is.

He won't be going anywhere.

Good, you take care of that,

then free Philip.

I've got to get to the heat source.

Let's see, I think pink must be perma.

Now that will take care of Icer.

I think green is for go so here goes Phillip.

Uh oh.

Got 'em mixed up.

[tense music]

Don't just stand there, come on.

It was sure cold there.

Thanks, Orko.

♪ He-Man

This is as far as we can go.

Well the good news is that Phillip's free.

Bad news is so is Icer.

How did that happen?

Well I goofed the powders.

It was all my fault.

We'll talk about that later.

Now we've got to get to the center of Eternia

and bring in some heat.

What are you telling them that for?

If you let people know you made a mistake,

they won't like you.

Boy, if that were true.

I wouldn't have a friend in the world

and I'm a very popular fella.

[shouting]

You better go ahead, He-Man.

I'll hold him off.

[shouting]

I am going to stop He-Man cold.

That's what you think, cube face.

Don't touch him, Battle Cat, you'll freeze.

Here, captain.

[soft tense music]

[tense dramatic music]

We're gonna have to turn on the air conditioning.

I see Icer's running in more ways than one.

♪ He-Man

[Teela] The heat melted the ice in the control room.

The guards were all right and we were able

to adjust the weather controls.

I want to thank you all for saving Eternia.

But how did this happen in the first place?

It was all my fault, your majesty.

If it hadn't been for me,

Icer would of never gotten in there.

[King] It looks as though you've learned

to take responsibility, Phillip.

Hey, you took the blame.

Aren't you afraid they won't like you?

Not a chance, I saw you take the blame

and you're a very popular fella.

As for you, Adam.

Uh-oh.

Where were you when I--

He's never around when I need him.

But you have to admit it's nice

when he is around, isn't it?

Yes, it is but don't you dare tell him I said so.

[laughing]

Well, how are things going at the weather station, Phillip?

Well it's lots of work and plenty of responsibility

but you know, part of growing up is learning

how to be a responsible person.

That's for sure.

Whether a job is big or small,

it's nice when you know that you're kind of person

people can depend upon to get the job done.

That's right, Teela.

Being responsible means you can be depended upon

and that's a big step toward becoming a winner.

[energetic instrumental music]
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