02x12 - Trouble in Trolla

[bunniefuu]

♪ He-Man

[Adam] And the Masters of the Universe.

I am Adam, Prince of Eternia,

and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me

the day I held aloft my sword and said,

"By the power of Grayskull."

♪ He-Man

I have the power!

-[zapping] -[roaring]

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat

and I became He-Man,

the most powerful man in the universe.

-[booming] -[upbeat triumphant music]

Only three others share this secret.

Our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms, and Orko.

Together we defend Castle Grayskull

from the evil forces of Skeletor.

[maniacal laughter]

♪ He-Man

[suspenseful music]

[upbeat music]

[Orko] Your gracious majesties and friends.

I proudly present for your entertainment,

the magical mystery of the vanishing prince.

Well I'd rather see the mystery

of the vanishing Orko.

Now, father, be nice.

Orko's been practicing this trick all week.

[Orko] Adam, if you will please enter the magic cabinet.

[playful music]

[whirring]

Well I'm glad it's Adam in that box and not me.

I hope he'll be alright.

[Orko] And now for the magic words,

miggle maggle muggle mere,

Prince of Eternia, disappear!

Hey, wait a minute.

-[whirring] -Father.

[Orko] Hmmm, wasn't supposed to happen.

I better reverse the spell.

Miggle maggle muggle Man-At-Arms, please come back.

[whirring]

Uh-oh, now the king and queen are gone.

And us too.

[Orko] I did it again.

I made everybody disappear but Adam.

Adam, I better see if he's alright.

Adam, are you still in there?

[thudding]

Whew, it sure got crowded in there.

I should've known better than to be anywhere near one of Orko's goofy tricks.

[Orko] I think I used too much miggle

and not enough muggle, if we could try just one more time?

I think we've had quite enough magic for today, Orko.

But, your majesty.

[whooshing]

Orko, I said no more magic.

[Orko] But I'm not doing this.

Y-you're not?

[Orko] It's my magic pyramid, the one I left in Trolla.

Dree Elle!

[Dree Elle] Orko.

[twinkling]

[Orko] Ah, it's so good to see you,

how are things in good old Trolla?

[Dree Elle] Not so good, your uncle Montork

has been replaced as head of the Academy of Magic.

[Orko] What?

[Dree Elle] A young wizard named Snoob

claimed he was too old for the job.

He challenged your uncle to a duel of magic

and Montork lost.

[Orko] Impossible, my uncle's the best wizard in Trolla.

[Dree Elle] He's very upset, Orko.

[Orko] I better go back to Trolla and have a talk with him.

[Dree Elle] I knew you'd wanna help.

Well I'd like to come along too, Orko.

Your uncle's helped all of us in the past.

[Orko] Gee, I'd take you along

but you're too big for the magic pyramid.

I'll have The Sorceress send Cringer and me

through one of her magic gates.

M-m-me, I don't wanna go, I hate magic gates.

They make my whiskers itch.

[Orko] Alright, Adam you see The Sorceress

and we'll meet you at my uncle's house.

-[whirring] -[zapping]

Come one, Cringer, we're going to Castle Grayskull.

Oh joy.

♪ He-Man

[zapping]

[upbeat music]

[snoring]

[bell ringing]

[Montork] Doorbell, will you get it please, Gark,

and send whoever it is away?

I'm not in the mood for visitors.

[barking]

Gark, I told you.

Orko, my boy.

[Orko] Hi Unc, cut it out, Gark.

[Montork] It's good to see ya, lad, very good.

[Orko] Well, when Dree Elle told me what happened,

I just had to come.

[Montork] Happened, why, nothing has happened.

[Orko] Aw, come on Unc, I know all about

you getting replaced as head of the Academy of Magic.

[Montork] Oh, that.

Well you needn't worry yourself about that, lad.

I was about ready to retire anyway,

I'm getting too old to work magic.

[Orko] Hey, Unc, this is me Orko, remember.

You don't have to pretend with me.

[Montork] Oh, Orko, you're right.

I am pretending, I just can't believe this happened.

[Orko] Tell me about it, Unc,

maybe there's something I can do.

[Orko] Well it all came as a big surprise to me.

Snoob was one of my best students

but I never knew how ambitious he really was.

Things were alright when the contest began.

[twinkling] Snoob's tricks were very good

but I matched him trick for trick.

And then something went wrong.

I felt weak as if my power were fading.

[suspenseful music]

I tried another trick.

-[whirring] -[dripping]

It was a complete disaster.

From then on, none of my tricks worked.

The Crimson Council decided

Snoob was right about my being too old

and made him head of the Academy of Magic.

[Dree Elle] Oh, nonsense,

you're as good a magician as you ever were.

There must be another reason why your tricks failed.

[Orko] Right, and I'm gonna find out what it is

starting with a little visit to Snoob.

[zapping]

Your gate to Trolla is ready, Adam.

Ready for our little trip, Cringer?

I told you before, I don't wanna go.

Orko's dimension is full of spooky stuff.

Aw, don't be silly.

I'm not being silly, I'm being careful

and I'm also not going.

Alright, if you won't go with me,

I know someone who will.

Good. Namely, Battle Cat.

By the power of Grayskull.

[booming]

Ooh, Adam, that's cheating.

♪ He-Man

I have the power!

[zapping]

[roaring]

♪ He-Man

[knocking]

[Orko] I hope Snoob's in.

[Snoob] Who are you, what do you want?

[Orko] I'm Orko, Montork's nephew.

I wanted to ask you about that duel of magic

you had with my uncle.

[Snoob] I b*at him, fair and square.

He's too old to work magic anymore

and I'm too busy to bother with you, goodbye.

[Orko] Boy, is he rude.

[Dree Elle] What do we do now, Orko?

[Orko] There's something about this

that's not right, I think we should take

a look around inside.

Gark, you wait for us here.

Daddle daddle dibble doe, one quick wink and off we go.

[twinkling]

[Dree Elle] Orko, it's Snoob.

[Orko] Quick, let's hide.

Come on, let's follow him.

[creaking]

[eerie music]

Ah, what took you so long?

[Snoob] I had to get rid of a pest.

Are you ready to continue your lesson in magic?

Right.

[Snoob] Saba soga simba see.

Saga sofa simbo.

[Dree Elle] Who is that terrible creature?

[Orko] His name's Whiplash.

He's one of Skeletor's men.

It looks like Snoob's teaching him Trollan magic.

[Snoob] No, no, that's all wrong.

If you ever expect to learn this magic--

Hey, I better learn it or you'll be sorry, Snoob.

I need your magic for Eternia

so I can show Skeletor what I am really worth.

[Orko] I wouldn't count on that, lizard breath.

You, you're He-Man's friend.

[Orko] That's right, Whiplash,

and I'm turning you and Snoob over to the Crimson Council.

Ah [laughs], is that so?

[whirring]

[Orko] Hey.

[Dree Elle] Orko!

Get her.

[Dree Elle] Klooms, help, help!

Quick, use your magic before he uses his to break out.

[whirring]

[Orko] Snoob, you traitor.

Take them to your fortress.

I will be along in a while.

[oinking]

[suspenseful music]

[croaks]

[screeches]

-[knocking] -[snores]

[Montork] Gark, what is it?

[croaks]

Orko and Dree Elle captured by Krooms?

Oh, no, what we gonna do?

[He-Man] Maybe I can lend a hand?

[Montork] He-Man, am I glad to see you.

You gotta help me save Orko and Dree Elle.

Let's go.

♪ He-Man

[zapping]

[Montork] This place gives me the flopping hoobies.

It's not exactly a picnic spot, is it?

[rumbling]

[Montork] Help, help!

Montork!

I've got to free Montork.

[booming]

[Montork] That monster nearly had me.

Ah, look out, He-Man.

[grunts] I've had about enough.

[squeaking]

[whooshing]

That'll teach him to put the squeeze on us.

[eerie music]

[oinking]

[Dree Elle] Oh, Orko, can't you use your magic and free us?

[Orko] Not when I'm tied up like this.

[zapping]

So, you got here safe and sound, did you?

[Orko] I don't know what you're up to, alligator breath,

but you won't get away with it.

[Snoob] What are you gonna do with them, Whiplash?

I think I'll leave that up to the Kroom.

[oinking]

[Orko] I never thought I'd see the head of Trollan Academy of Magic

dealing with villains,

you should be ashamed of yourself, Snoob.

[Dree Elle] Orko's right.

What kind of a Trollan are you?

He's the scared kind

and if he's smart, he'll stay that way.

[Orko] My uncle would've never have taken that

from a bully like him.

Ah, that's why I helped this wimp b*at your uncle.

[Snoob] What do you mean?

I won the duel with Montork myself.

Ah, you, you never could've beaten Montork without me.

I hid nearby the duel and used a ray on him

that weakened his power for a while.

[Orko] I knew it, I knew Snoob

could never b*at my uncle fairly.

[Snoob] What have I done?

I was so proud of myself and now--

[Orko] It's not too late.

You can still do the right thing, stop Whiplash.

[Snoob] Yeah, yeah, you're right.

I have to stop him.

So, you're not only a fool,

Snoob, you're a traitor as well. Take him.

-[oinking] -[whirring]

♪ He-Man

[zapping]

[Montork] There it is, the Kroom fortress.

-[screeching] -Gaks!

This should slow them down [grunts].

[whirring]

Now for a little spin.

[oinking]

[clanks]

[clanking]

[Montork] The Krooms have closed the gates.

Then let's knock.

[booming]

Let's go.

[Montork] Right with ya, He-Man.

You three have the honor

of being my first victims on Trolla but soon--

[oinking]

What?

[Dree Elle] Looks like something's happening.

[Orko] I bet my uncle's coming to save us.

We gotta get loose, and now that Whiplash is gone.

Come on.

[Snoob] Hey, what about me?

[Orko] Why should I trust you after what you did?

[Snoob] But I can help, I want to.

[Dree Elle] He did try to save us, Orko,

and we can't just leave him like this.

[Orko] Well, alright, if you think we should.

[twinkles]

When I found out who dares to att*ck me.

[rumbling]

-He-Man. -Whiplash.

So you're behind this?

[Montork] Where's my nephew, you villain?

Stop them.

[clinking]

Battle Cat and I will handle this

while you see if you can find Orko.

[twinkling]

[oinking]

[roars]

[Orko] My gosh, this place has more twists than a pretzel factory.

[Dree Elle] What's that?

[rumbling]

My Trollan pet will take care of He-Man [laughs].

[zaps]

[Snoob] Give up, Whiplash,

or my next spell won't be a near miss.

[Orko] And that goes double for me, crocodile face.

Little fools.

-[growls] -Get them.

[Orko] A scarg, that's the most dangerous beast on Trolla.

[Snoob] Well my magic will stop it.

Take this, you worm.

Uh, help!

[Dree Elle] Oh, it's got Snoob.

[Orko] Run for help, Dree Elle.

I'll try and save him.

[whooshing]

[Montork] This place has more twists than a--

[thuds]

Dree Elle!

[Dree Elle] Uncle Montork,

Orko and Snoob, they need help.

[Montork] Let's go.

I hope you little twits are comfortable [laughs].

-[growls] -[Snoob] Looks like the end.

-[twinkling] -What?

-[Orko] Unc! -[Snoob] Montork.

[Montork] You boys can't take on a scarg alone.

Only combined magic will work on it.

[growling]

[Orko] Well then we better start combining them

because here he comes again.

[Montork] Quick, join your hands to mine.

Fimble fumble famble foe,

beast of evil now grow small.

[zapping]

[Dree Elle] Hmm, it's not so terrible now,

is it [chuckles]?

My beautiful monster.

Those little pests have ruined it.

I've got to get out of here.

I'm safe now.

I wouldn't exactly say that, scale head.

[booming]

Wait, wait, stop!

[screams]

You're all washed up, villain.

[Orko] He-Man. Boy, it's sure good to see you.

You too, little buddy.

[Whiplash groaning]

Looks like Whiplash wants to play some more.

[Dree Elle] I'll give him something to play with.

I'm going to give it to you now.

[Dree Elle] And I'm going to give it to you.

Ye, yeow!

[Orko] Nice work, Dree Elle.

[Dree Elle] Well with all this magic and muscle around,

I had to contribute something.

[whimpering]

[thudding]

Whew, yes?

Let me outta here, let me out, let me out.

Well I think it's time to go home.

♪ He-Man

[zapping]

[Snoob] I was wrong, Montork, I know that now.

I guess in my desire to be important

I forgot how much experience is worth.

I'm very sorry.

[Orko] You oughta be.

[Montork] Now, now, nephew.

I think Snoob has learned his lesson,

besides, it's Trollan custom to forgive and forget.

[Orko] Hmm.

[Dree Elle] Your uncle's right, Orko,

please forgive Snoob.

For me, pretty please?

[Orko] Well, alright.

I forgive ya, Snoob.

[Snoob] Thanks, Orko.

That means a lot to me.

Well it's about time for us to be getting back to Eternia, Orko.

The Sorceress's gate won't last much longer.

[Montork] But you can't leave,

not before our celebration feast.

Why, there's a whole roast gooble and yavan.

[Orko] Roast gooble, that's my absolute favorite.

Well, I suppose we can stay a little longer.

Right, Cat?

What about Whiplash?

Oh, he'll keep.

Bring on the feast, Montork.

[Battle Cat] Roast gooble?

[Trollans laughing]

[Dree Elle] Roast gooble, yummy.

[Orko] Hi, in our tale today,

Snoob learned a very important lesson.

He found out that when young people

and older people work together,

they can accomplish a great deal.

You see, older people have experience

that can help young people if they're willing to listen

and that's why you should always

respect older people and pay attention

to the advice they give you.

Well, Orko, for once you're right.

[Orko] Aren't I always?

Until later.

[upbeat triumphant music]